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This would be cool, wouldn't it?


Yes, you see correctly, a Jazz2 for DS :P
yes, I know the title is gimpy :P
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That title screen isn't fooling anyone, Jimbob. The menu could however.
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I just decided not to include the parts on the side, so?
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I just decided not to include the parts on the side, so?
You made the title suck even more.
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Well I'm not perfect
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no one is perfect

I like it is there also an 1.25 JJ2 DS version?
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I highly doubt a commercial JJ2 DS would actually show the version in-game.
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why's that? :S
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Yes, you see correctly, a Jazz2 for DS :P
yes, I know the title is gimpy :P
I actually made something familiar, but better. ;l

Anyway, why would there be a quit button in a ds game?
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The menu would have looked gibbled if I had left that out.
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The Quit could take one back to that intro thing where you can choose between the game and Pictochat and all that jazz.
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The Quit could take one back to that intro thing where you can choose between the game and Pictochat and all that jazz.
I dont think it's really possible, since no games includes the ''quit'' button. If your in pictochat or the options of the DS it even has to be shut down to get back at the main menu of the DS. Well, it's just a hoax anyway.
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why's that? :S
Because you can't update a DS card easily. Only a small amout of space is allocated for flash memory.
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Because you can't update a DS card easily. Only a small amout of space is allocated for flash memory.
There are actually possible solutions, but they're too farfetched.

Anyway, this is the first decent DS hoax I've seen. Good work.
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I wasn't going to release it untill I had real gameplay shots, but since I don't want to stay too much behind:





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Haha, I love it. Nice work.
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great now let's make a ps3 one
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That hoax is perfect.
Especially the Case for the game.
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I wasn't going to release it untill I had real gameplay shots, but since I don't want to stay too much behind:


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Awesome hoax Sacrush!
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Thanx.
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Those in #jj2 got like a 3 minute preview of these:

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This isn't really a hoax, but something I made in my spare time.

@n00b Nice use of the jazz3d stuff.
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Neat.
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Looks great n00b, The only thing I dont like is the lower screen that looks very cluttered. It reminds me of New Super Mario Bros.
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Yeah I couldn't think of what to do with the bottom screen, and just made a fairly random HUD design.
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ausum FTW
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In Sacrush's picture, the first screenshot's screens (heh) are somewhat squashed; you should cut off a bit of each side so it looks more normal.
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In Sacrush's picture, the first screenshot's screens (heh) are somewhat squashed; you should cut off a bit of each side so it looks more normal.
But it's the real DS screen size.

Edit: Nevermind, I know what you mean, But I don't think I will fix it.
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Talking Yaaay, 3 month revival!

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Pageclaim in the name of that nice hoax

what does mario look like when Jazz is selected?
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Good question. He'd probably be like: "It's-a no fair....a."
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Yet another revival. So I was bored, and had a weird conversation:

[18:33] <EvilMike> also i had a dream where i saw you upload a 1600x1200 jj2 screenshot
[18:36] <Neobeo> awesome dream
[18:37] <EvilMike> it was colon2 btw (you have to make that screenshot eventually)
[18:37] <EvilMike> so i can say it was a prophecy

Which made me come up with this:

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hehe, pretty funny ;p Nasty cheater XD single player episodes are too hard? ;p
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On some reason I don't think that is a hoax...
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Oh, it works with 8-bit color now neobeo? :D
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Neobeo revived this in a good time as any, to be honest. I wanted to make an anniversary hoax for a while, and I finished it, well, like just now. I didn't feel like waiting two more days (for the exact anniversary date) though.

Anyway, this is what JJ2 could be if Neobeo and J2NSM would've arrived to the scene a few years earlier.




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*scratches eyes*



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I feel honored. Awesome. Just awesome. About Neobeo's, why there's a flying "jjnowal" text?
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weekend instagib server on TSF, ye right :/

and whos hosting my server
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