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Jun 30, 2004, 11:20 AM
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Okay, time to RYNO, Cooba.

L_G: Cast: Summon Newbslayer
Newbslayer: Attack: Cooba
Cooba takes 1000005 HP damage.
Cooba is dead and crispy!
You won a combat!
You got 50 zenny.
You got 200 experience points.
L_G has mastered the Paladin's Holy Blade!
You found a Yesberry.
You claimed the page!
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Jun 30, 2004, 11:22 AM
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what,s a ryhno and btf what,s the bbq??????

And no, L_G, I cannot be crispy. Taking million and five damage should make me vaporized. so jou kant desry mij sory :(((((
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Jun 30, 2004, 11:27 AM
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From noob to idiot...

quite:Rpspss fr
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It's three dots! I can see you're three dots! :D
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Jun 30, 2004, 11:28 AM
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what,s a ryhno and btf what,s the bbq??????

And no, L_G, I cannot be crispy. Taking million and five damage should make me vaporized. so jou kant desry mij sory ((((
Rip
You
a
New
One

BBQ should be obvious.
Being dead and crispy is in the game's programming. XD

Risp: Couldn't have said it better myself. Have at him!
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Jun 30, 2004, 11:31 AM
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Risp enters the battle!
Risp channels energy from the beginning of time and warps space around Cooba, forcing him out of this dimension. Risp cast banish!
Cooba has been banished from the thread and is unable to return!

Wishful thinking, I know.
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Jun 30, 2004, 11:32 AM
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I knew about BBQ, I was just messing with this cretin.

And, what do you mean by saying : "Rip you a new one"?
EDIT : >(
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Jun 30, 2004, 11:39 AM
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And, what do you mean by saying : "Rip you a new one"?
EDIT : >(
I mean, "Blast a hole through your sorry head." Like I'm about to do now.

L_G: Equip: Visibomb Gun
Aim: Cooba's head
Fire
Steer towards head
Cooba takes 43989 HP damage.
Cooba is now missing parts of his brain.
Cooba has a big hole in his skull.
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Jun 30, 2004, 11:42 AM
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You can't blast hole in my head because Risp BANNERED me. BTW, me BANNERED means that new thread will begin. But I won't be BANNERED in that thread, though.
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Jun 30, 2004, 11:46 AM
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You can't blast hole in my head because Risp BANNERED me. BTW, me BANNERED means that new thread will begin. But I won't be BANNERED in that thread, though.
If you're banned, then how come you're still in this thread, eh? >=)
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Jun 30, 2004, 11:47 AM
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I'm not banned. I'm banished. BANNERED, too.
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Jun 30, 2004, 11:57 AM
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If you would like, I could unbanish his head for target practice.
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Jun 30, 2004, 12:00 PM
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That would be nice. >=D
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Jun 30, 2004, 12:02 PM
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I completely stopped enjoying this thread.
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Jun 30, 2004, 12:20 PM
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You are suppost to.
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Jun 30, 2004, 12:27 PM
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The memories of this thread shall live forever.
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Jun 30, 2004, 12:31 PM
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I like my spelling better.
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I'll start the new one tomorrow. I just said the "as soon as this dies" thing because I knew it would create a massive battle.
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Jun 30, 2004, 01:09 PM
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D= FIENDISH, RADIUM!
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Jul 1, 2004, 08:39 AM
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WHY NO TOPIC YET? >(

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Jul 1, 2004, 10:27 AM
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I win. X)
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Jul 1, 2004, 11:52 AM
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No you don't. ;p

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Jul 1, 2004, 01:01 PM
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And I had it for so long D=
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Jul 1, 2004, 01:22 PM
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Now you don't. >=)
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Jul 1, 2004, 01:33 PM
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But that doesn't change the fact that, at this moment, I have TWO reasons to say I have the last post. More than anyone else ever did.
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But that doesn't change the fact that, at this moment, I have TWO reasons to say I have the last post. More than anyone else ever did.
And what would those reasons be?
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Jul 1, 2004, 01:53 PM
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1. At the time, I had the last post.
2. Strato said I should have it, and he is a real person.
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I'll wrassle you for it. XD

I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10.
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I refuse to play that game. That game is so easy to cheat in it isn't funny. At all.
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Okay then... *rolls two dice*

L_G: 1
Risp: 8

You win. X((((( *hands him the last post*

EDIT: No, I didn't make this up. Seriously.
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Jul 1, 2004, 02:11 PM
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Okay then... *rolls two dice*

L_G: 1
Risp: 8

You win. X((((( *hands him the last post*

EDIT: No, I didn't make this up. Seriously.
I guess I don't give you enough credit for your honesty...
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I want to know how you can get 1 from two dice. Or if each person has one die, why are you using eight sided dice?
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Jul 1, 2004, 03:13 PM
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One of the dice was negative. I rolled two d10s and recorded their seperate numbers.
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Jul 1, 2004, 04:46 PM
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*sneaks in*

My post.
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... O=
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Go and play in Part 2, foo. *loads Xion onto a catapult and launches him to the other thread*
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This topic is for the first half of an interactive story and is being continued in another thread.

For those of you who were spamming to get the last post, I won.
 

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