Note to self: Don't read while half asleep.

Have fooruman defend instead. Otherwise, yeah.
(fooruman casts raise)

[Raise] The canoe glows fiercely white, and Shuriken's corpse is surrounded by a faint white glow. A single mote of light, then another, then a swarm of them spiral around her, and after a moment they all shoot in. She wakes up, as though from a dream, and gets off the floor
Shuriken defends
Fooruman/Canoe defends
Araches/L33tz4n defends
the Lurker lunges at Fooruman/Canoe (5 damage)
the Servant claws Fooruman/Canoe (5 damage)
Fooruman/Canoe dies
Carl complains at Shuriken until her ears start to bleed (2 damage)
the Drudge grabs Shuriken in one hand and starts punching with the other three (2 damage)
[Freeze] Abydos opens its door and an icy trickle of water pours out, mixing into the snow. Suddenly, snow pours up from the bridge and covers Faw/Uberbob, then freezes solid!
Abydos defends

Araches: Summon A.W.A south of Shuriken, Defend
A.W.A: Attack (heal) Shuri
Shuri: Defend
Fawbob: Cry like a little girl :'(, attempt to flee NE!!

Fawriel cries and attempts to move, but is frozen in place.
[Summon Arabian War Acupuncturist] L33tz4n takes out a handful of needles and holds them up. A sandstorm whips through the air, and when it clears an Arabian War Accupuncturist stands in front of her. He respectfully takes the needles and leaps into position
the Accupuncturist stabs Shuriken (-6 damage)
Shuriken defends
Araches/L33tz4n defends
Faw/Uberbob falls into the pit.
Faw/Uberbob dies
Carl complains at the Accupuncturist until his ears start to bleed (5 damage)
the Drudge grabs the Accupuncturist in one hand and starts punching with the other three (5 damage)
the Accupuncturist dies
the Lurker lunges at Shuriken (2 damage)
Abydos defends

Shuri:N, Defend
Arazen: Summon E. Sphere south of Shuri, Defend
E. Sphere: Defend

Defending requires all your movement, so you can't move and defend (even move a little).

Oh, right.

Shuri: Feat on Abydos, N, attack
Arazen: Throw snowballs at the foocanoe (defend)

Which won't do a thing since Abydos is defending.

Well, along with Feat (whch disbalances in this case), it does 2 damage.


[Feat] 'Hey you,' Shuriken cockily calls out to Abydos, 'Stop hiding over there and fight like the coward you are!' Abydos is momentarily thrown off-balance.
Shuriken dramatically slices Abydos (2 damage)
Araches/L33tz4n defends
the Servant claws Shuriken (10 damage)
Shuriken dies
the Drudge grabs Araches/L33tz4n in one hand and starts punching with the other three (2 damage)
Abydos defends, while arcing snowballs at Fooruman's canoe
[Heal] the Servant raises its arms and Abydos's wounds are filled with a strange black light (10 health restored)

Arazen: Summon Mythslayer SE of Abydos
Myth: Attack Abydos

...

Arazen: Commit seppuku.




gg frost shield and heal.

There's something to be said about taking the defensive against a door. GJ on lasting longer than last time.


[Summon Mythslayer] L33tz4n raises her arms, and a Mythslayer appears in a dramatic column of green light. 'In the name of all th-' 'C4n it.'
the Mythslayer slashes Abydos (1 damage)
Abydos opens its door. The shadows beyond form into a tongue, which lashes out and pulls the Mythslayer into its jaws... (6 damage)
the Servant claws the Mythslayer (5 damage)
the Mythslayer dies
Carl complains at Araches/L33tz4n until her ears start to bleed (10 damage)
the Lurker lunges at Araches/L33tz4n (10 damage)
Araches/L33tz4n dies
the Drudge defends

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My body jolted. You know, like when you wake up from a falling dream, only to find out you're still in bed. Only I wasn't in bed, I was in a bathroom standing over a dead guy I had just refused to heal. Maybe that was where the feeling was coming from.
"It's okay," L33tz4n said, "it was his time to go. Several times ago." It didn't make me feel any better.

Soak up some of the blood with the Sleeping Bag, attempt to draw a mustache on Plot Device's face with your pen, then go north.

But this would. I took the sleeping bag out of my pack and begin soaking up the blood on the ground.
"Faw.. what are you doing?" L33tz4n asked.
"Cleaning. This place is a mess!"
"Uh.. Faw."
"And this poor sleeping man!" I exclaimed, hands on my cheeks, "his facial hair is terrible!" I took out my pen and began to doodle a nice, curly mustache on Plot Device.
"Fooruman," I heard L33tz4n saying, "I think something is wrong with F-"
The wizard put his hand up to her face. "Worry not, my good fellow! I am the proud winner of six PhDs in clinical and combat psychology."
"But-"
"Worry not!"

Fooruman pulled out a gun and shot me in the back of the head.

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Plot Device the rabbit was dead. I'm not sure why, but my head itched a little.

North, evidently

"Nevermind, let's go north," I said, convieniently going north.
To the north was the connector room. Araches and Shuriken were here waiting for us.
"Save?" Shuri asked.
"Yes. Yes I did."

...north again.

"Let's keep going north!" I exclaimed. We all kept going north. Uberbob was there, with a door, some monsters, and certain doom.

Shuri: N, N, attack Abydos, Ninja Speed, attack Abydos.
Arazen: NE, N, N.
Fawbob: NE, N.
Fooruman: W.

Shuriken dramatically slices Abydos (5 damage)
[Ninja Speed] Shuriken spends a moment focusing on her inner ninja, and suddenly seems a lot more agile
Shuriken dramatically slices Abydos (5 damage)
Abydos opens its door. The shadows beyond form into a tongue, which lashes out and pulls Shuriken into its jaws... (12 damage)
[Snow Skin] Abydos opens its door and screams. The ceiling shakes, and snow rains from the ceiling and pours into Abydos's wounds, healing it. The snow freezes into another layer of armor. (10 health restored, 4x defense for one turn)

EDIT: Typo. I keep noticing things I left out and adding them manually. In the wrong places.

Shuri: SW, Feat Abydos, NE, Attack Abydos
Arazen: SE, S, SE
Fawbob: NE, attack Abydos
Fooruman: Defend

I call next game!

Shouldnt Shuri and Fawbob have dealt 10 and 12 damage, respectively?

Double defense cancels out feat, but Abydos cast a spell the turn before and didn't defend which doubles the damage he receives from attacks.

Originally Posted by Blackraptor

Shouldnt Shuri and Fawbob have dealt 10 and 12 damage, respectively?

Double defense cancels out feat, but Abydos cast a spell the turn before and didn't defend which doubles the damage he receives from attacks.

I felt that maybe I should've clarified that. Technically what Snow Skin does is 4x defense, but, given that it's also a spell, in practice it just doubles it. I'll redo the last turn with different commands (just this once ); ) or amend the text if you want.

plz no
we're kinda in the middle of something here ;-;

Redo, Rad D:

Originally Posted by Wállácê

Faw: Heal Araches and Leetzan
Leetzan: summon elemental sphere
Bob: attack Abydos with a punch

I wish people would read the rules before posting commands D= Then we wouldn't get as many invalid commands.

The genius within is doing the in-game equivalent of squinting his eyes just in case he has superman x-ray vision.

Reposted upon request:

Shuri: SW, Feat Abydos, NE, Attack Abydos
Arazen: SE, S, SE
Fawbob: NE, attack Abydos
Fooruman: Defend

Summon it where, though.

I'm going with Cooba's. Sorry, Wallace, but I need a summon location. And Cooba and BR seem to be planning something. Or pretending to, anyway.

[Feat] 'Hey you,' Shuriken cockily calls out to Abydos, 'Stop hiding over there and fight like the coward you are!' Abydos is momentarily thrown off-balance.
Shuriken dramatically slices Abydos (5 damage)
Uberbob slaps and Faw stabs Abydos (6 damage)
Fooruman/Canoe defends
[Life Drain] Abydos opens its door and a stream of blood issues from it. The blood rears up, shaping itself into the form of a snake, and lunges at Araches/L33tz4n. It bites, and fades, but its victim begins to bleed, and that blood pours down the abyss to Abydos...
the Lurker lunges at Shuriken (10 damage)
Shuriken dies
Abydos defends
Araches/L33tz4n bleeds away more life...

Arazen: Hypnotize Lurker, defend.
Lurker: NW, attack Abydos.
Fawbob: SW.
Fooruman: Defend.

The goal of the battle is to keep stabbing abydos, in the most strategic way possible =D

[Hypnotize] L33tz4n takes out a stopwatch and waves it around a bit. the Lurker is too busy laughing at the pathetic attempt at hypnosis to resist the mindmagic spell L33tz4n then casts
the Lurker lunges at Abydos (5 damage)
Fooruman/Canoe defends
[Life Drain] Abydos opens its door and a stream of blood issues from it. The blood rears up, shaping itself into the form of a snake, and lunges at Faw/Uberbob. It bites, and fades, but its victim begins to bleed, and that blood pours down the abyss to Abydos...
the Drudge grabs Faw/Uberbob in one hand and starts punching with the other three (5 damage)
Abydos defends
Araches/L33tz4n bleeds away more life...
Faw/Uberbob bleeds away more life...

Fawbob: Anti-Magic self, defend.
Fooruman and Arazen: defend.

[AntiMagic] Uberbob jumps up and down a couple times then shouts something unintelligable. Somehow this process locks off their magic aura
Faw/Uberbob defends
Fooruman/Canoe defends
Araches/L33tz4n defends
[Summon Abyss Monster] Abydos opens its door, and from the darkness beyond a single shadow bursts out and speeds down into the abyss. As the door closes, a new monster raises itself from the pit...
the Lurker lunges at Faw/Uberbob (5 damage)
the Drudge grabs Faw/Uberbob in one hand and starts punching with the other three (5 damage)
the Servant claws Faw/Uberbob (5 damage)
Faw/Uberbob dies
Abydos defends
Araches/L33tz4n bleeds away more life...

Arazen: Water Elemental E to Fooruman, defend.
Water Elemental and Fooruman: Attack Drudge.

[Summon Water Elemental] L33tz4n mimes flipping a switch in the air, and a giant styrofoam cup appears. With a gurgling noise water pours from the sky into it, there is a slight click, and then with a rattling noise a few giant ice cubes drop from the sky into it too.
the Water Elemental splashes the Drudge hard (5 damage)
Fooruman and his canoe fight the Drudge. Mainly the canoe. (5 damage)
Araches/L33tz4n defends
the Drudge grabs the Water Elemental in one hand and starts punching with the other three (5 damage)
[Summon Abyss Monster] Abydos opens its door, and from the darkness beyond a single shadow bursts out and speeds down into the abyss. As the door closes, a new monster raises himself from the pit, all the while grumbling about how 'monster' is such a derogatory word...
Carl complains at the Water Elemental until its ears start to bleed (5 damage)
the Water Elemental dies
Abydos defends
Araches/L33tz4n bleeds away more life...
Araches/L33tz4n dies.

Raise Shuri, both defend.

[Raise] The canoe glows fiercely white, and Shuriken's corpse is surrounded by a faint white glow. A single mote of light, then another, then a swarm of them spiral around her, and after a moment they all shoot in. Shuriken wakes up, as though from a dream, and gets off the floor
Fooruman/Canoe defends
Shuriken defends
the Lurker lunges at Fooruman/Canoe (5 damage)
the Drudge grabs Fooruman/Canoe in one hand and starts punching with the other three (5 damage)
the Servant claws Fooruman/Canoe (5 damage)
Carl complains at Fooruman/Canoe until their ears start to bleed (5 damage)
Fooruman/Canoe dies
Abydos opens its door. The shadows beyond form into a tongue, which lashes out and pulls Shuriken into its jaws... (3 damage)
[Heal] Carl starts complaining loudly and at length about his lousy pay. the Drudge takes the opportunity to do a few self-repairs (10 health restored)

Shuri: Foshzzle the flag to the East of Abydos, then go East, East

SE, attack Servant, Foshizzle Servant.

Too bad =D

Ae posted first and his commands are better.


Shuriken falls into the pit.
Shuriken dies
Abydos revels in his flawless victory

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I felt kind of twitchy, like I had just been torn apart. It must have been the cold.