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"I do not approve of this," muffled the refridgerator.

Everybody turned around out of pure amazement. Faw took a few steps towards the refrigerator. Twitching his fingers in hesitation, he quietly opened the fridge door. A feint smell filled the area. Out of the cold enprisonment that had captured him so long fell a man none other than Radium.


Now get a move on, Rad, I'm reading.

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"I thought it was Plot Device the rabbit," Faw said. "He sounds more suited to get stuffed in Blackraptors fridge."
"That's all nice, but how will the plot continue now that the DM is dead?" Araches asked. "Isn't it possible for us to continue on our own instead of being abused by those forumers who keep giving us wrong commands?"
There was a brief silence. As if nobody had a single idea what to do next. Since the beginning of this adventure they have been commanded, and their sudden freedom gave them an empty feeling. What to do now?
"No, I think I'll just go back to Pandora's island." Araches continued.
"But we're so close to the end, right now!" Faw and me replied.
"I don't care if we get in that clocktower or not. The final battle with the dreadlord will probably kill us all. I just want to get back to the sunny beach of Pandora's island. I've had it with this cold place."
"Go ahead and leave then. I've came this far and I'll end it." I spoke. "And I don't need a grumpy witch that tries to get in my pants to kill Blackraptor."
Araches walked towards the door and opened it, seemingly ignoring my insult. A chill entered the room as she stepped out into the wasteland. Just before she closed the door, she said: "The worst command those forumers gave was the one to introduce you as a character, Hon."
She closed the door.
I felt infuriated. "That dirty (-)", I thought, "she hasn't done anything but whine during our whole journey to this place..."
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Someone notice that the rug has the initals BR on it plx!!
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I noticed that the rug had the initials BR on them. I pointed this out to the group.
"Well of course they do" said Skitch, our ever helpful possum companion, "this is Blackraptor’s little hideaway after all.” I’m not sure why I hadn’t noticed that fact earlier but it all kind of made sense now. I started licking the wall until Faw told me to quit it. I didn’t and he smacked me. I asked him why I shouldn’t be licking the wall “Because that’s like when those blasted TNT scholars spat on my glasses.”
“Oh, well I guess the PUNishment falls onto me then.” I replied.


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It's been too long.
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It's been too long.
Rad's got other projects he has more interest in. He'll come back to ToU when he feels like it.
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I'm interested to know why you think that.....
Is this a "people-recommend-ideas-and-you-write-the-story" kind of thing?
If so, I would like to know why Araches stole the pizzaman's car [he was told to deliver a pizza to Blacky's place for some strange reason], and why the doorknob broke on the house's front door when he tried to open it.
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Faw is burnt by the god Ifrit after he jumps in a chimney.
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Faw (-)(-)(-)(-) on saturday and it totally maek him liek exploed!!!1!!one!1!11!!!1eleven!!1
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...God I hate people who (-)(-)(¬_¬)(-)(-) on saturday
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Closing, as this has degenerated into blatant spamming. I'll happily reopen the thread if people want to actually revive ToU.
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