May 16, 1970, 11:10 PM | |
Acti/n: Drag Fox bac+ into h)s room
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Aug 28, 2003, 03:01 PM | |
Just like back in the pre-Win3.1 days...
No, ATWFF isn't dead, niether is PLTP. Both are just temporarily paused so I can regain my sanity. Physics states that matter can not exist in the exact same place as other matter because it has mass, so theoretically I have to release my insanity before I can regain my sanity. This thread should do nicely. The rules are simple, it's like role-playing, but is sux. I'll write something, you'll reply with the course of action you wish to take. At the end, we'll be able to compile it into a "SpazQuest" style story. YAyfun, let's go.
Your name is Uberbob. You are a rabbit, except you only have one ear for unknown reasons. You are currently in a boat surrounded by seemingly endless ocean. Your invintory contains a small carry-out box of chinese food, a golden toothbrush, and a titanium spork. Your boat is leaking. Bad. In fact, the reason there is a three-foot-wide hole in the bottom of your boat is somewhat related to why you only have one ear. What would you like to do? First person to reply to this with an answer could determine the entire story =o.
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Aug 28, 2003, 03:12 PM | |
Since you have no toothpaste and don't know what a "spot place" is, you come to a compromise and make riceropes to floss your teeth. Your boat is essentially gone now, and the water is up to your waist. What do you wish to do now?
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Aug 28, 2003, 03:14 PM | ||
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Aug 28, 2003, 03:18 PM | |
Trying to remember the useless bit of information taught to you in sports class, you decide to execute a football tackle on your boat's mast, the only part still above water. The mast shatters, and sinks because it's made of lead. What now?
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Aug 28, 2003, 03:22 PM | |
I grab the instruction booklet "Swimming for dummies".I swim, notice my foot has gotten stuck inside an algae. I swim on, noticing my feet have gotten stuck inside a barrel of wine. I swim on, noticing my head has gotten stuck inside a boat on which two gay magicians are performing magic tricks.
EDIT!
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Aug 28, 2003, 03:26 PM | |
Going with what Faw said, he beat N0.
After getting your head unstuck, you manage to climb into the magicians' boat. You feel as though you could easily defeat the magic duo. Do you wish to engage them in combat or do some other crazay thang? |
Aug 28, 2003, 05:03 PM | |
I Accept challenge, and attack with the spork.
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Aug 28, 2003, 05:10 PM | |
http://www.foxmage.com/fierce-battle.mid
Midi Music: Mandatory; Autocombat: On. > Uberbob attacks Magician loses 15 HP > Magician casts fireball Uberbob dodges > Magician casts iceball Uberbob dodges > Magician casts rockball Uberbob dodges > Magician casts airball Uberbob dodges > Magician casts noball Magician loses 4231812425215 HP Magician is dead and crispy! Uberbob is victorious! Having defeated the magician, the other one joins your party. The other magician has joined your party! Your spork is broken )< |
Aug 28, 2003, 05:15 PM | ||
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I ask the other magician if she can fix the spork.
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Aug 28, 2003, 05:23 PM | |
I gather the sporkpuddle in Random container object for later usage.
EDIT: I eat the chinese food, and put the sporkpuddle in the empty chinese food box.
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Aug 28, 2003, 05:33 PM | |
I take the note and thumbtack.
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Aug 28, 2003, 05:35 PM | |
You take the irrelevent note and the extremely useful looking thumbtack. You are unable to read the note because it is irrelevent, however you notice that the thumbtack has the entire length of Harry Potter 4 and 5 engraved into it in size .0000000000001 print.
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Aug 28, 2003, 05:37 PM | |
I roll the irrelevent note into a cylinder, and place the thumbtack inside, making a blowdart gun.
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Aug 29, 2003, 11:15 AM | |
Master Cheater, who happens to be standing next to you, is shot in the head. Your invintory now contains: Box with sporkpuddle, irrelevent note, toothbrush, and MC's dead body with a tack in it. And that magic lesbian girl or whatever Faw came up with.
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Aug 29, 2003, 11:25 AM | |
I wait until MC's body starts to build gas so I can use him as a raft. Unfortunately, Uberbob is too stupid to know how long that gas lasts inside MC.
I apologize for the crappy formulation. There's no dictionary around. =P
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Aug 29, 2003, 11:29 AM | |
You have created MasterRaft! The magician's boat explodes because I didn't like it in the first place. You lose your right arm in the explosion. The ear didn't make much difference, but now you turn noticeably counterclockwise while running. To where would you like to take the boat?
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Aug 29, 2003, 01:29 PM | |
You don't have a dictionary. You're floating in the ocean on a dead body with a sorceress. And no, the irrevelent note isn't a dictionary, it's irrelevent. To say "acursed" right, you really have to roll the "r" and pronounce the "d" like a "t".
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Aug 29, 2003, 02:59 PM | |
I take the tack out of MasterRaft and put it back in the blowdart gun.
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