Lozateg!

Get: Magic Map
Go: Pandora's Isle Trading Post

Control: Xion
Claim: Page
Give: Page: Uberbob

The magic map is broken.

Intentory:
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-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Magic Mirror
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Sear's Exorcism Kit
-Ballista
-Gem
-Spring
-Berry
-Leaves
-Wildflowers
-Fruits (2)
-CrazyT
-Spoon
-Ice Pick
-Photograph
-Vial of Middenite

Go: EEEENNN(I think...TO THE SPHERE.)

Equip: Pearldiver's knife
Scrawl: into EAST Pillar.

You head back to the spire and carve a quadratic formula into the east pillar. Everyone seems impressed.

Check: Party Morale

Action: Juggle fruits

Party morale sucks. Party is tired, hungry, and has poor leadership.

You can't juggle with two objects. It's like the lame kind of juggling, and children will laugh at you.

Action: juggle fruits and Faw

Faw is too heavy to lift with one hand.

offer: fruits to party

Your party kindly turns down the offer of the translucent green things you plucked off of an unknown tree.

Juggle Faw with two hands.

As far as I know, it's impossible.

Look around
==If Small Animals = Present
====Kill one with the icepick
====Cook it over a fire
====Eat the small animal

You are the smallest creature around.

Lies. There has to be some kind of bunnies or maybe the random cat running around.

You see a bluebird. Bluebird happily lands on a branch and sings a happy song.

Grab: Faw's Spear
Throw: Faw's Spear: Bluebird

The bluebird dodges.

I thought there were no birds and that would be important later... or am I thinking of another location and/or animal?

Retrieve Faw's Spear
Give Faw's Spear back to Faw

Think.


I'm only going to do this once. And if you can't help me here, then you are a worthless mortal and should leave now.

--The spring goes on the South altar. The four pillars are more of altars to each of the seasons, and we need to find something that has a name to the extent of the season. See, Spring goes with Spring.
--The East altar gets a calculator or an abacus of some kind. See, it's Summer, and a summer can be something that does sums. An abacus can do simple addition and subtraction problems, but a calculator can do more. This can be made.
--The North altar is a gimmie from radifoo. All we have to do is to *fall* over the altar. It's placing a fall on the fall pillar.

Now, we need to find a winter. Use your imagination, the cretin says. So I'm in desperate need of what a winter could be. We place that on the West pillar, and we have solved the puzzle...I think.

I still think the Berry is a Winter Berry - red and round and about the size of a quarter.

No, the berries are GREEN.

No, the FRUITS are green.

UR means the red one. And no, it's a healing berry. I think winter berries are toxic.

And there was a better way intended for the fall. I said that *maybe* I'd let you do it that way, because I'm oh so nice.

Originally Posted by Radium

And there was a better way intended for the fall. I said that *maybe* I'd let you do it that way, because I'm oh so nice.

By "Oh so nice" that means "I'm a frickin' smacktard."

People, people! Stop arguing! *picks up butter knife*

Control: Xion
Thwap tail impatiently
Say: Well, cretin. We're waiting for your appearance...

... what do I do?

Control : Xion
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Slap : yourself

Radium: I think you're supposed to give Faw's spear back.

You give Faw back his spear.

Cheer.

You cheer. We need Xion D=.

South, west. Say "Snow". Say "Winter". Say "Help".

You just claimed 5555th reply, Violet.

S, W. Say "Winter", scream "give!!1"

No. That's completely irrelevant and pointless; I refuse to waste my time typing an intelligent response to a stupid order. So, wafflebread cheeseysteak.

(Well, I finally return.)


I still have no clue what I need for this.

Go: South, West.

Analyze: machine
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