SAVE

Try offering the clamguts to the Merfolk.

If the merfolk kill, then offer to Trafton.

If Trafton kills, then put the clamguts on the avatar of death.

How sharp is the Pearldiver's Knife?

Page claim.

Since I don't feel like explaining all the different ways Uberbob gets mauled and blasted apart, you put the Clam Guts on the Atar of Death. You hear a grinding noise in the distance.

The Pearldiver's Knife is about as sharp as a steak knife. You may want to wash it before eating steak, though.

Check the statue

Half of the knight statue's mask has lifted. Behind it is a skeletal undead face.

can we pry apart the mask?

Try praying to the Avatar of Good.

Originally Posted by Xion

can we pry apart the mask?

No.

You try praying at the Avatar of Life. Nothing seems to be happening.

hmm.

Let's reanalyze the avatar.

White marble pillars, purple drapings, fountain.

Try eating one of the clam guts and see what happens. Save game beforehand though, just in case.

You eat some of the Clam Guts. It tastes like clams!

any hp bonuses, side effects or food poisoning caused by eating them?

Sit on Avatar of Life.

Originally Posted by Blackraptor

any hp bonuses, side effects or food poisoning caused by eating them?

Well, raw clams taste like sux.

You go sit on the Avatar of Life. You hear a grinding noise.

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grape (in throat)
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key
-Seer Orb
-Chaos Coil
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Wafflepieces
-KeyInACloak
-Druid Robe
-Sea Lemon
-Lacrosse Stick of Doom
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Dirt

you go to the statue (probably the othe half of the mask has opened) if not open go to the gerbil cavern and see if it opened.

You and L33tz4n walk to the statue. You hear a grinding noise as you walk there. Nothing seems to have changed on it, nor on the Gerbil Temple.

Have L33tz4n sit on the avatar of life, while Uberbob goes to the statue. (I am guessing a pressure switch here)

Hurray!

You do that and return to the statue. The other half of the mask is lifted, revealing a very non-undead half of the face. And the half-living, half-dead head of the knight appears to be loose.

take mask
take head

The mask is still attached, mortal.

You take the head. Obtained Bomb of Balance!

SAVE

Throw the bomb of balance at the merfolk.

The bomb falls into the contained black hole behind them, causes a tear in the workings of the universe and the entire galaxy crumbles to dust. Game loaded! =D

Can we take it to the temple of the gerbil?

I believe you do posess such an ability.

Then let's do that ability.

You take the Bomb of Balance to the Temple of the Gerbil. You put it by the big rock and blow it up. Yay!

Inside the temple, Gerbillian monks walk around doing seemingly nothing. The walls are lined with pictures of gerbils. It's a very gerbilfied place.

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grape (in throat)
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key
-Seer Orb
-Chaos Coil
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Wafflepieces
-KeyInACloak
-Druid Robe
-Sea Lemon
-Lacrosse Stick of Doom
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Dirt

Look for an altar
Look for a head monk

If: Head Monk = Found
--Then: Say: Hello!

Look around through orb.

There are many altars. And the orb shows everything is real.

You find the head Gerbillian monk. "Hello."
"Greetings, my friend," he responds, "how may I be of assistance?

*Pause*
(>_> what's the term I'm searching for...)


Oh yeah; wth?
*Unpause*

Originally Posted by Kaz

Oh yeah; wth?

I honestly don't have a reason for replying to this perticular post in bold.

Out of curiosity, can Uberbob swim?

No. Niether can L33tz4n. But they've both mastered the art of sinking quite well.

He could swim at the start of the topic...

Originally Posted by Unknown Rabbit

He could swim at the start of the topic...

He forgot how before the end of page one, just re-read it if needed. And L33tz4n can't swim because she doesn't have legs.

But then he remembered again...


Ask monk "Can you teach me how to swim?".

"Alas, some things can not be taught in a short period of time, and I am a busy man," he replies.

"What can you tell me about Trafton?"

"Ah, friend Trafton," the Gerbillian Monk begins, "a wise man indeed. Mayhaps a tad grumpy at times, but not a bad person at all. Loyal follower of the gerbil, too."

Add on by Radium: Trafton is a stalker.