Fooruman could probably use MW with some work and a lot of MP.

You sigh. "Okiedoke. Well, what will you give us for Fooruman (the wizard guy), then?"
"Yar sellin' me a wizard?" Fox questions.

"Why, is that illegal? :'("

Claim page. ;( :'( :<

"Why, is that illegal? µ®¨" you ask. You messed up that smiley worse than ever.
Fox looks questioningly at the elderly man. "Can 'e do 'nething cool?"

"Well, he might be house trained... he can invert the colors of lenses.. sometimes he talks!"

"Well, he might be house trained... he can invert the colors of lenses.. sometimes he talks!"
Fooruman scratches his ear with his foot.

Say: "Hey...Is there any way where, say, Araches can trade her Shadow Ring to have Fooruman learn Megawarp?"

"Fooruman, show Fox here how well you can talk!"

I have feeling that Fooruman will bark instead of talk.

@Xion: You can only change spells for items, and at an unfair exchange rate.

"Fooruman, show Fox here how well you can talk!" you command Fooruman.
The elderly wizard instincively strikes a dramatic pose and begins to sing. "First I was afraid! I was pertified! I was sayin' IIIiiii could never liiiiiiive without you by my side..."

Blush.
Say, "Uhh... that doesn't mean he's actually attached to us in any way, you understand."

You try to blush, only to discover you're naturally red. Expressions don't seem to be your strong point. "Uhh... that doesn't mean he's actually attached to us in any way, you understand."
"Aye," Fox responds, "but e' dosen't look to be worth varry much."

"He's spawned more fan art than all of us put together. Probably."

"He's spawned more fan art than all of us put together. Probably," you say to Fox.
"Aye d'no," he says, "'e seems kinda'... worthless."

"You're trying to say you don't want him, aren't you?"

"Aye. Aye dunt blame ya' for wantin' to gerrid of 'im, but naught wid' me."

"Well, he would be useful if we could find Scholar Sam and teach him some useful magic, since he has a lot of mana..."

"Well, he would be useful if we could find Scholar Sam and teach him some useful magic, since he has a lot of mana..."
"'At 'appendo 'ya can't teach an old dog new tricks', eh?" he asks sarcastically.

Sigh.
Say: "Well, what about Shadow Ring for Legacy? or maybe Summon Mythslayer for Legacy?"

"Well, what about Shadow Ring for Legacy? or maybe Summon Mythslayer for Legacy?"
"Sorry, M'gal," he says, "'m not selling spells fer spells."

Trade Sear's Exorcism Kit to teach Araches Magic Ray.
Check: Spells
Check: Party and stats
Ask: Fox: How long have you been down here, and why?

Edit: So much carp happened while I was gone...O_o

"Ae fair enout' trade," Fox says. Araches has learned Magic Ray! The new rule about magic is that if you want to know the spells, you have to find them yourself. Spellcasting is harder that way. And I get to be lazy.
"How long have you been down here, and why?" you ask Fox.
"Ahv been down hear since y' caym down, and ah diddit tah sell yers stuff."

"Couldn't you have sold us stuff while we weren't down here, instead of having to fall all the way down here to find you? Even if I was really the only one who felt it."

"Couldn't you have sold us stuff while we weren't down here, instead of having to fall all the way down here to find you?" you ask, "even if I was really the only one who felt it."
"Bah, yar no fun," he responds.

Say: "Okay, I think we have enough for the time being...we need to see about an ally..."

Go: S,W,N,W
Pull lever
Go: North
Wake up Faw
Check Faw's MP

"Okay," you tell Fox, "I think we have enough for the time being...we need to see about an ally..."
You return to Fawriel and kick him until he wakes up. He currently has full MP.

What is his HP?

Full.

Revive Uberbob
Heal Uberbob
Go: S
Pull Lever
Go: E,S,E
Shuri: Cast Haste: Self
Shuri seperate from Uberbob
Shuri: S, S.

You return to Uberbob, raising and healing him. Game saved!

NOTE: Instead of switching control back to Uberbob, I've decided to have Shuri and Uberbob both as controlable characters. Just say whenever you want to switch control or split the party between them. I already discussed this with Xion. Shuri is still the active character right now.

You cast haste on yourself, run into a wall, and die. Game loaded.

wha? Wait.

South
Pull Switch
East
South
East
South
Turn Dial South
Look around.


We should be in the room with the dial, and the furnace is due south.

No, you wouldn't be. Stop trying to do everything in one post or I'll stop having mercy and you'll get REALLY lost.

DARNIT, JUST TAKE ME THERE. NOW!

Go: South (should be in the room with the lever, north path lit.)
Pull Lever (East path lights.)
Go: East. (Should be in another room with a lever, south path lit.)
Go: South. (Dial room. There's my error. East Path lit.)
Turn Dial South. (South path lights)
Cast: Haste: Self (Shri is now hasted.)
Seperate Shuri from rest of party. (Shuri alone.)
Go: South. (Into the furnace)
Go: South. (Through the furnace.)

Originally Posted by Radium

Stop trying to do everything in one post or I'll stop having mercy and you'll get REALLY lost.

You burn up and die a slow, painful, death. Game loaded.

Shup, Risp.

Oh...so we can't get through it? Crud. We need Megawarp then.

We're in the party room, I assume?

Go: South
Go: West

You walk up to the gate, but it has been closed and welded shut. A sign hanging on it reads "COOL kids don't play with power lines! -The Electric Company".

Stroke Chin
Get Keys
See if keys open gate

WELDED shut, not locked.