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Do not spam this wonderful thread, idiot.

Pageclaim.
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<i>"This picture shows me that the gray bird man is just a bully and picks on smaller birds. Just because he has no friends and takes it out on others smaller than him to look good. I can see in the parrats eyes that it does however have a understanding of the gray bird man and is upset about getting cut."</i> - Speeza on cartoon birds.
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Use page to kill Radium.
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Bludgeon: Radium
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Control: L_G
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Fire: Blitz Cannon: Xion's head
Fire: Blitz Cannon: Cooba's head
Fire: Blitz Cannon: Ninjajazz's head

Get back on topic before I RYNO, mortals.
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Leave Fooruman in Dial Room
Go: South to Lever
Yell: TURN THE DIAL WEST, FOORUMAN.
Wait.
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Fooruman is still afraid of the Green Peace People and refuses to go.
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Have Araches do this job then
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You leave Araches behind and go back to the lever room. "TURN THE DIAL WEST!" you call out to her. A moment later, she calls out "OKAY, I TURNED IT!" to you.
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Pull Lever
==if West != Lit
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You pull the lever, and the lights in the next room come on.
GAME SAVED!
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You take a deep breath. It feels good. You go west, and see a teleporter identical to the one you used WAAAAAAY back in Lower Placespot. Dare you enter?
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Enter. (OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG)
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You enter the teleporter. You and your party are warpified through some weird in-between space dimension thingy, full of spinning colors and shiny star things. After what seems like five minutes, you arrive at-

PLEASE INSERT DISK 2

Well, this is where I leave you. Rad said he'd take over from here. Ciao. *reverts to normal self*

L_G has given the Magic Bold Text back to Radium.


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Strato trips on a rock and falls into a nearby worm hole. Suddenly, he appears next to Xion, Risp, UR, and L_G huddled around the PreWinBoy, and decides to join in.

I was gonna join after the puzzle D=
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As you leave the teleporter, you find yourself in what appears to be some kind of man-made cave. You can see a dim light from the enterance up ahead, but between you and the enterance stands an evil, floofy tailed creature, accompanied by several undead dancing to "Blue Suede Shoes".

"Move" is the number of spaces they can move, "Attk" is the damage. The red stars are health. The only real change to the spells is you can only use each icon once, and I'm changing Spell Shield to a 50% magic resistance. Blue spells need to be cast on an ally, red spells are cast on an enemy, and green spells have no target. If you forget what anything does, just ask. (Fooruman has no spells listed because they all suck).
In case anyone forgot, it's like "Shuriken: N,SE,E" or "Shuriken: Cast Haste on Uberbob" or even "Shuriken: Up, down, right" or something.








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How many actions do we have?
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One movement per character per turn.
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GENERATION 22: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

<i>"This picture shows me that the gray bird man is just a bully and picks on smaller birds. Just because he has no friends and takes it out on others smaller than him to look good. I can see in the parrats eyes that it does however have a understanding of the gray bird man and is upset about getting cut."</i> - Speeza on cartoon birds.
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Why does Faw have 'heal' listed twice?
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Uberbob : Enchant Weapon : Shuriken
L33tz4n : Summon Enchantre Sphere
Fawriel : E
Shuriken : Haste : Shuriken
Fooruman : EE

Araches, come join the party.

I claim first move on the pre win days new battle system. This is Battle v.4.
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Uberbob casts Enchant Weapon on Shuriken.
Shuriken casts Haste on herself.
L33tz4n summons an Enchantresphere!
Araches can not join the party because she is stuck in the maze.
Xeltoth casts Magic Ray on Shuriken; Shuriken takes 2 damage.






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Uberbob : Random Tackle Mana Shackle : Xeltoth
L33tz4n : Summon Water Elemental
Fawriel : NorthEast
Shuriken : EES
Fooruman : S
Esphere : Bloodlust : Shuriken
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Uberbob casts Randomtacklemanashackle on Xeltoth.
L33tz4n summons a Water Elemental!
The Enchantresphere casts bloodlust on Shuriken.
Xeltoth casts Slow on Shuriken.
Xeltoth takes 1 damage.






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Uberbob : NE,NE
L33tz4n : Summon MythSlayer
Shuriken : Bless : Shuriken
Water Elem : E,SE
Fooruman : NW
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L33tz4n summons a Mythslayer. (Note: The 6 in parenthesis only applies to mythical creatures, not Helives or Xeltoth)
Shuriken casts Bless on herself.
I think Fooruman moves NW.
Xeltoth casts Haste on Helives.
Xeltoth takes 1 damage.
Helives attacks Water Elemental; Water Elemental dies.





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(Just because I can...)

Xeltoth: Cast Bloodlust on Helives3
Helives3 (southmost): N-N-Attack Faw
Helives1 (Northmost): W
Helives2 (middle): Wait
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Uberbob : Stoneskin : Shuriken
L33tz4n : Hypnotize : The Hasted Helives
if helives.hypnotized = true
{
Esphere : SSE
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else
{
Esphere : SSEE
Shuriken : ESSS
}
Mythslayer : NE,E

I know there is an issue with the code rad D=
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I'm can't really use Xion's directions because it's Uberbob's turn and Stratten's hypnotism changes the situation.

Uberbob casts Stoneskin on Shuriken.
L33tz4n casts Hypnotize on Helives.
Hypnotism will last three rounds.
Xeltoth casts Bloodlust on the Helives.





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Xion gave me a good idea, so time for HTML funtime, kids! =D Hold your mouse over the following stuffs and give me a ten page paper on your results.

Shadow Ring: Does 2 points of damage to all units surrounding the caster. Circle of damage includes diagonal units and will also damage allies.Silver Bullet: Ranged weapon. Deals three damage to werewolfs and 1 damage to any other units.Summon Enchantresphere: Summons an Enchantresphere. The Enchantresphere has high speed and damage, but low health. Enchantresphere can cast four random spells of moderate usefulness.
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<i>"This picture shows me that the gray bird man is just a bully and picks on smaller birds. Just because he has no friends and takes it out on others smaller than him to look good. I can see in the parrats eyes that it does however have a understanding of the gray bird man and is upset about getting cut."</i> - Speeza on cartoon birds.
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How come the Enchant is still there?!? D=

Uberbob: E, SE
Shuri: E
Mythslayer: Silver Bullet on Xeltoth
Faw: E
Leetzan: E, Summon Rusty Iron Bat above Xeltoth's head
Fooruman: E
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Rasium is tied down with a program, thusly that last reply was really buggered up. So he deleted it, and he's going to do it again later.
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Radium*

Ach, it's an old sux game. It's supposed to have bugs. XD
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>( Radium*

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GENERATION 22: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

<i>"This picture shows me that the gray bird man is just a bully and picks on smaller birds. Just because he has no friends and takes it out on others smaller than him to look good. I can see in the parrats eyes that it does however have a understanding of the gray bird man and is upset about getting cut."</i> - Speeza on cartoon birds.

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GO : DENNIS

What actually did RandomTackleManaShackle?
And no, L_G, it's Rasium, not Radium.
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By the way, it's "werewolves" not "werewolfs"
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warwilfs? wearwalfs.
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