Jazz Jackrabbit 2 Online

No eyecandy, no weapons, no gameplay.

Ummm… it doesn’t work.

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(Old review removed, replaced with new system)
STORY: Practically none. All I can make out is that you’re in Jazz’s house, only something’s wrong.. and something Did go wrong with this level.
Pros: A slight feeling of mystery is added. Or is that the author trying to explain why Jazz’s house is so terrible?
Cons: There’s no back story, end story, and hardly anything inbetween.
Rating: 1.2

TILESET/TILESET USE: The author uses Castle, but not very well. About eight tiles are used total, half of which are for a closed door which is used as a warp.
Pros: The author took the time to have the background wall be in layer 4, so it’s not all off-speed with the walls.
Cons: Everything solid except for the floor (this includes floating structures) is the single block tile you see used to make secret passages in Battle1 edits.
Rating: 1.2

WEAPON/ITEM/ENEMY PLACEMENT: There are no weapons, no items, and the only enemy is unaccessible.
Pros: Not applicable.
Cons: This level ignores this section entirely.
Rating: 1.0

ORIGINALITY: I can find two original things in this level. The dragon used as a fireplace (the unreachable enemy), and an annoying area where you enter a walled off place with a slow generating gold coin. You must let it generate five times before you can exit, and after that there’s nothing to prevent you from going back in.
Pros: The author has a few interesting ideas.
Cons: They’re not very good, and the rest of the level is just dead.
Rating: 1.7

DIFFICULTY: I can’t beat this. This is because I can’t find an exit, unless it’s at the closed, walled off door in the top right which you can’t get to. Other then that, this level offers no challenge other then to paitence.
Pros: None.
Cons: No apparent way to end the level, no enemies, hurt events, traps, puzzles.. you get the idea.
Rating: 1.0

REPLAY VALUE: About the only reason I can come up with for your wanting to play this again is if you want to see what a hotel mixed with single player looks like. In one of the most memorable areas of the level, you get to choose between three warps to things where are probably supposed to be rooms. They go right back to the doors again.
Rating: 1.0[This review has been edited by Violet CLM]

This is one for the scrap pile.

It Sucks

IT SUCKS TOO MUCH!!!!!!!!
And practise okay…….[This review has been edited by Master Cheater]