JJ2 Wallpaper - VERY OFFICIAL!

Rating
5.8
Reviews:
30
Downloads:
793
Date uploaded:
6 Jul 2006 at 17:42

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Author
n00b (More uploads by n00b)
Type
Other
Credits
Epic For Drawing the art
Satisfaction
60%
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File contents

Instructions.txt 0.29 kB 04 Jul 2006
Hiresjj2wallper.PNG 31.47 kB 06 Jul 2006

Description

Read this before reviewing, seriously. Just do it
This is a Hi-Res wallpaper of the 1.23 startup screen sent to me directly from Epic themselves. Very nice looking. Download and wallpaper today!

Here’s what the people are saying!
“That is, quite frankly, the best of anything I have ever seen.” ~ Sonyk (over MSN convo)
“sweet” ~ Jam (Over MSN convo)
“This looks like … a wallpaper — definitely … a high resolution one.” ~Mono
“Oh my god… Why did you … think to give this submission a 1, because it is … worth higher…” Crimiclown (in response to the poor reviews)
“noob, u… uploaded! … (I dont want to get u in trouble, just saying)”~ Jimbob
“It is AWE SOME”~ Cooba (Via MSN)
“your wallpaper is TOTAL AWESOME and is VERY OFFICAL”~ Odin (Via MSN)
“truly a masterpiece of our time. You can’t miss out on this one :(“~ Blackraptor
“that roooxxx absolutely”~ Danyjel (Via MSN)
“wow this is so funny, really funny..”~ Iluz
DOWNLOAD!” ~SPAZ18
“darn i wasted my time not downloading this i should’ve listened to spaz18…”~ best72
“it took me 3 secs to download”~OM2004
OMG! This is so great”~ Fearofdark
WOW! Best wallpaper ever. And its the official too!”~ Jarno Vos
“FearofDark, not all computer-art looks bad.”~ Arti (when her MS Paint art was udner fire in Fearofdark’s review)
“Violet is biased”~ Inf. Spaz
“It … be great”~ Da Man
“Overall, n00b’s work gets a download reccomendation”~ KRSplat (who could have used the same effort to review an IC battle pack)
“Great art work! Just look at this realistic background”“~ Noka
“lolloololll”~ Snooz
LOL very very very … draw”~ Xan
“Be a good boy and download it.”~ Succa_Tube
“… wallpaper! … DOWNLOAD!!”~ AkuTube

All quotes used with permission of their speakers when from a private log.

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Quick Reviews Average: 7

Not recommendedAkuTube rated 1.2

Bad wallpaper!
DON’T DOWNLOAD!!

[Review changed to quick review. For more information, see \Review Rules\. – Cooba]

Not recommendeddarkb1990 rated 2.7

This is worst picture , you have waste your time …

[Review changed to quick review. For more information, see \Review Rules\. – Cooba]

RecommendedGrytolle rated 10.0

awesome

Recommendedmaster sven rated 10.0

Quick reviews should really be changed, as you need only one word to have an influence on someone’s grade: VERY GOOD!!

RecommendedAxu285 rated 10.0

Best. Wallpaper. Ever.

Not recommendedZoro rated 1.2

WTH?!?!?
I think you made this pic on MS Paint in 7.5 secoonds…
Very bad work…
Please dont download it!

[Review changed to quick review. – cooba]

RecommendedMilloCz rated 8.5

We all know it is in MS paint.
But try to art same one.
That person is talented ;)

juanpablobouzas rated 9.2

nice drawing?

RecommendedPrimpy rated 10.0

Gorgeous.


User Reviews (Sort by Helpful Index or Date Posted) Average: 3.3

Review by Arti

Posted:
7 Jul 2006, 21:14 (edited 21 Jul 06, 19:03)
Frog (24 Points)
Number of reviews with ratings24 Featured reviews0 Average helpfulness65%
Rating
3.5

First of all, I decided to change this review because the old review sucked :)

Even though this is not your real ‘style’, as I could call it, but maybe this could help potentional MSPaint Artists. First off, the lines. They are shakey and thick, which makes them look rushed. Alternating between thick and thin lines (In a subtle way) makes it look better. Use thick lines for the outside and thin lines for the inside. Also taper lines, which means like slowly thinning the lines at ends, so it doesn’t end as a fat block.

The colors (Especially on Jazz) are very flashy and bright, which may hurt your eyes. For some reason the colors compliment eachothers though, and the background fits. Add shading though, for a better look and to make it seem like you worked harder on it. Light isn’t needed but adds to the quality if you are good at it.

The expressions are funny and fit :P Especially for Spaz and Jazz’s pose is nice.

The text on the background+spray just lowers the quality. Maybe you should’ve used an official logo or a nice font that would fit, or make your own nice logo.

And also, poor Spaz only has a grey mouth :( And Jazz has green with grey bucktooth. If you’d redraw this but um, seriously, it’d make a nice wallpaper. Also make it a right size, because right now it’s going to be stretched and it looks bad, except if you had done this in vector. This gets an N/A rating for recommendation and… I bet you’re not blind but you get a 3.5.

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Review by Blackraptor

Posted:
6 Jul 2006, 22:36 (edited 7 Jul 06, 04:51 by Violet CLM)
Way better than Aiko (860 Points)
Number of reviews with ratings464 Featured reviews35 Average helpfulness92%
Rating
N/A

truly a masterpiece of our time. You can’t miss out on this one :(
(Unsupported rating (10) removal. ~Violet)

3 of 6 users found this a good review. Did you? Yes/No

Review by DanYjel

Posted:
7 Jul 2006, 02:09 (edited 7 Jul 06, 04:53 by Violet CLM)
Jazz Jackrabbit (219 Points)
Number of reviews with ratings215 Featured reviews1 Average helpfulness44%
Rating
N/A

OMG OMG OMG 10/10 this rox n00b :DDD and the best is Jimbob’s review, that makes me ROFLOL, really XDD
(Unsupported rating removal. ~Violet)

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Review by best72

Posted:
7 Jul 2006, 14:23 (edited 13 Jul 06, 06:22)
CTF Bug (4 Points)
Number of reviews with ratings4 Featured reviews0 Average helpfulness12%
Rating
N/A

this isn’t what i thought it’d be…darn i wasted my time downloading this i should’ve listened to spaz18…
umm 3 unofficial points for
1. being able to draw in paint or what it looks like paint
2. able to upload this weird unofficial looking picture
3.umm being able to trick me into downloading this?

[Unsupported rating (3) removal – FQuist]

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Review by OM2004

Posted:
7 Jul 2006, 15:29 (edited 7 Jul 06, 18:02 by Fquist)
Bee Boy Swarm (47 Points)
Number of reviews with ratings47 Featured reviews0 Average helpfulness34%
Rating
N/A

it took me 3 secs to download and after seeing the picture i have found that I have wated my 3 secs of life. It’s so dumb it’s funney. Looks like there is a rat wearing a spaz costume, lol. And looks like someone needs to learn how to keep their mouse stright when wrighting in paint.

[Unsupported rating (1) removal – FQuist]

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Review by fearofdark

Posted:
7 Jul 2006, 17:41 (edited 7 Jul 06, 18:00 by Fquist)
Spaz Slackrabbit (185 Points)
Number of reviews with ratings159 Featured reviews4 Average helpfulness64%
Rating
N/A

OMG! This is so great….and terrible!

SERIOUS, SENSIBLE COMMENT:

This is TRUELY bad, but most pictures look bad created on computer programs and this is actually so bad, that its good.

RATING: 8.0
RANK: 8 Very Good
DOWNLOAD: Yes (Obviously)

[Unsupported (Obviously) rating removal – FQuist]

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Review by Strato

Posted:
7 Jul 2006, 21:18 (edited 8 Jul 06, 07:01 by Violet CLM)
Bee Boy Swarm (42 Points)
Number of reviews with ratings38 Featured reviews1 Average helpfulness57%
Rating
N/A

Violet is biased in Mono’s favor D:
(Power abusive grammatical alteration. ~Violet)

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Review by DarkSonic

Posted:
7 Jul 2006, 23:39
Jazz Jackrabbit (296 Points)
Number of reviews with ratings177 Featured reviews12 Average helpfulness85%
Rating
N/A

It would be great if a level gets reviewed more times as well. This thing gets ‘reviewed’ lots of times. Anyway, this is pretty simple. I can’t draw very well myself, but this could have been much better.

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Review by Xan aka Drokz

Posted:
10 Jul 2006, 18:59
CTF Bug (0 Points)
Number of reviews with ratings0 Featured reviews0 Average helpfulness0
Rating
N/A

LOL very very very ugly draw

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RecommendedReview by Sucka_Tube

Posted:
17 Jul 2006, 21:34
Frog (21 Points)
Number of reviews with ratings21 Featured reviews0 Average helpfulness57%
Rating
5.2

I agree with KRSplat when he says that this piece of work is at least half-decent, but I believe he misses the point. This is very obviously a parody of the original splash screen, and because it did its job of triggering a good amount of chuckles because of its comically exaggerated drawings of the two characters. Adding to it was the intentionally mispelled text to make it seem as though as little effort as possible was put into it, making it worth even more in terms of comedic value.

It is however impossible to give this higher than what I had given it, because it’s a parody, and nothing more. But I think that, for a jolly good laugh, this rating should suffice.

Be a good boy and download it.

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Review by PakoMegaN00b

Posted:
7 Jan 2008, 16:50
CTF Bug (1 Points)
Number of reviews with ratings1 Featured reviews0 Average helpfulness0%
Rating
N/A

This, my friends, is a true delight for both of my eyes, thought more on the left one than the right one.

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Review by Robee

Posted:
22 Jan 2008, 15:57
CTF Bug (1 Points)
Number of reviews with ratings1 Featured reviews0 Average helpfulness41%
Rating
N/A

Sucks.

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Review by Spaz WPK XS

Posted:
27 Apr 2008, 20:50
CTF Bug (1 Points)
Number of reviews with ratings1 Featured reviews0 Average helpfulness50%
Rating
N/A

I can make the same in five minutes :D

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Review by Odin314

Posted:
7 Jul 2006, 01:16 (edited 7 Jul 06, 04:53 by Violet CLM)
Bee Boy Swarm (39 Points)
Number of reviews with ratings31 Featured reviews2 Average helpfulness56%
Rating
N/A

I’m giving this a higher rating than the other wallpaper upload simply because this didn’t use a terrible format.
(Unsupported rating (6) removal. Do .png files even work as wallpapers? ~Violet)

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Review by iluz

Posted:
7 Jul 2006, 10:53 (edited 7 Jul 06, 10:53)
CTF Bug (3 Points)
Number of reviews with ratings3 Featured reviews0 Average helpfulness0%
Rating
N/A

wow this is so funny, really funny..

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Review by SPAZ18

Posted:
7 Jul 2006, 13:00 (edited 8 Jul 06, 17:14)
Spaz Slackrabbit (162 Points)
Number of reviews with ratings111 Featured reviews6 Average helpfulness73%
Rating
N/A

What the…? This is terrible. I’m not even gonna rate this coz it’s so BAD!

DON’T DOWNLOAD!

What the…? 2 10’s?! How can this deserve a 10?

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Review by Jarno vos

Posted:
7 Jul 2006, 18:41 (edited 8 Jul 06, 06:59 by Violet CLM)
Bee Boy Swarm (31 Points)
Number of reviews with ratings31 Featured reviews0 Average helpfulness7%
Rating
N/A

WOW!
Best wallpaper ever.
And its the official too!
(Unsupported rating (7) removal. ~Violet is biased)

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Review by NOKA

Posted:
8 Jul 2006, 11:53 (edited 8 Jul 06, 23:27 by Violet CLM)
Frog (22 Points)
Number of reviews with ratings22 Featured reviews0 Average helpfulness50%
Rating
N/A

Great art work!
Just look at this realistic background, and Jazz with Spaz look a bit different than in original graphics/drawings, or should I say much better!
There is no other choice: 10 from me !

Only one thing: how come you use black background for 1.23 and white for TSF? probably it doesnt look so good.. I use pink for 1.23 and purple for TSF.

Great job anyway!
(Unsupported rating (10) removal. This rating is sufficiently different from the norm for this upload that a greater level of detail must be included for plausibility. Also, this review doesn’t really give a good idea of what the images look like, aside from having a realistic background and characters drawn differently from the official style(s)… that still could look like pretty much anything in the world. ~Violet)

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Review by snzspeed

Posted:
8 Jul 2006, 20:17 (edited 8 Jul 06, 23:28 by Violet CLM)
Carrot Juice Addict (326 Points)
Number of reviews with ratings269 Featured reviews7 Average helpfulness65%
Rating
N/A

i’m an idiot lolloololll
(Unsupported rating (10) removal. Incidentally, I agree completely with Snooz’s point here. You people are not being nearly as funny as you think you are. ~Violet)

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Review by Jimbob

Posted:
6 Jul 2006, 20:24 (edited 6 Jul 06, 20:25)
CTF Bug (4 Points)
Number of reviews with ratings4 Featured reviews0 Average helpfulness47%
Rating
N/A

noob, u used the instructions.txt that came with my wallpapers that i uploaded!
(i read the last part and it said: “(i used black for 1.23, and white for TSF))”
(I dont want to get u in trouble, just saying)

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Not recommendedReview by Monolith

Posted:
6 Jul 2006, 18:02
CTF Bug (5 Points)
Number of reviews with ratings5 Featured reviews0 Average helpfulness42%
Rating
1.2

This looks like it was drawn in one minute using MS Paint. And the 640×399 pixel resolution does not qualify it for being a wallpaper — definitely not a high resolution one.

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