Jazz Jackrabbit 2 Online

First of all, I decided to change this review because the old review sucked :)

Even though this is not your real ‘style’, as I could call it, but maybe this could help potentional MSPaint Artists. First off, the lines. They are shakey and thick, which makes them look rushed. Alternating between thick and thin lines (In a subtle way) makes it look better. Use thick lines for the outside and thin lines for the inside. Also taper lines, which means like slowly thinning the lines at ends, so it doesn’t end as a fat block.

The colors (Especially on Jazz) are very flashy and bright, which may hurt your eyes. For some reason the colors compliment eachothers though, and the background fits. Add shading though, for a better look and to make it seem like you worked harder on it. Light isn’t needed but adds to the quality if you are good at it.

The expressions are funny and fit :P Especially for Spaz and Jazz’s pose is nice.

The text on the background+spray just lowers the quality. Maybe you should’ve used an official logo or a nice font that would fit, or make your own nice logo.

And also, poor Spaz only has a grey mouth :( And Jazz has green with grey bucktooth. If you’d redraw this but um, seriously, it’d make a nice wallpaper. Also make it a right size, because right now it’s going to be stretched and it looks bad, except if you had done this in vector. This gets an N/A rating for recommendation and… I bet you’re not blind but you get a 3.5.

truly a masterpiece of our time. You can’t miss out on this one :(
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OMG OMG OMG 10/10 this rox n00b :DDD and the best is Jimbob’s review, that makes me ROFLOL, really XDD
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this isn’t what i thought it’d be…darn i wasted my time downloading this i should’ve listened to spaz18…
umm 3 unofficial points for
1. being able to draw in paint or what it looks like paint
2. able to upload this weird unofficial looking picture
3.umm being able to trick me into downloading this?

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it took me 3 secs to download and after seeing the picture i have found that I have wated my 3 secs of life. It’s so dumb it’s funney. Looks like there is a rat wearing a spaz costume, lol. And looks like someone needs to learn how to keep their mouse stright when wrighting in paint.

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OMG! This is so great….and terrible!

SERIOUS, SENSIBLE COMMENT:

This is TRUELY bad, but most pictures look bad created on computer programs and this is actually so bad, that its good.

RATING: 8.0
RANK: 8 Very Good
DOWNLOAD: Yes (Obviously)

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Violet is biased in Mono’s favor D:
(Power abusive grammatical alteration. ~Violet)

It would be great if a level gets reviewed more times as well. This thing gets ‘reviewed’ lots of times. Anyway, this is pretty simple. I can’t draw very well myself, but this could have been much better.

LOL very very very ugly draw

I agree with KRSplat when he says that this piece of work is at least half-decent, but I believe he misses the point. This is very obviously a parody of the original splash screen, and because it did its job of triggering a good amount of chuckles because of its comically exaggerated drawings of the two characters. Adding to it was the intentionally mispelled text to make it seem as though as little effort as possible was put into it, making it worth even more in terms of comedic value.

It is however impossible to give this higher than what I had given it, because it’s a parody, and nothing more. But I think that, for a jolly good laugh, this rating should suffice.

Be a good boy and download it.

This, my friends, is a true delight for both of my eyes, thought more on the left one than the right one.

Sucks.

I can make the same in five minutes :D

I’m giving this a higher rating than the other wallpaper upload simply because this didn’t use a terrible format.
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wow this is so funny, really funny..

What the…? This is terrible. I’m not even gonna rate this coz it’s so BAD!

DON’T DOWNLOAD!

What the…? 2 10’s?! How can this deserve a 10?

WOW!
Best wallpaper ever.
And its the official too!
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Great art work!
Just look at this realistic background, and Jazz with Spaz look a bit different than in original graphics/drawings, or should I say much better!
There is no other choice: 10 from me !

Only one thing: how come you use black background for 1.23 and white for TSF? probably it doesnt look so good.. I use pink for 1.23 and purple for TSF.

Great job anyway!
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i’m an idiot lolloololll
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noob, u used the instructions.txt that came with my wallpapers that i uploaded!
(i read the last part and it said: “(i used black for 1.23, and white for TSF))”
(I dont want to get u in trouble, just saying)

This looks like it was drawn in one minute using MS Paint. And the 640×399 pixel resolution does not qualify it for being a wallpaper — definitely not a high resolution one.