Jazz Jackrabbit 2 Online

THIS IS TSF! sorry. Been getting that alot.

Eyecandey
Level 1: What? the background doesn’t fit together. Animations are average. Ground that floats in mid air. Only a layer 8 background. There’s no thought put into this, It’s just a couple of tiles put together and called a level. Also carrotus is overused.

Level 2: The same thing as level one. This one is probably worse becuase it’s more empty.

Level 3: Little better. Background same deal. little tilebugs. The snow stuff looks weird and makes no sense. The water that keeps popping in and out makes no sense and makes the level look weird. the animations are kinda silly and make no sense.

level 4: Same thing. No water but the level is tiny and once again everything is floating. I don’t fell like I’m in space.

Conclusion: Bad. Put more time in. Can’t give you more then a one.
1/10

Story
You running about some random levels with no text or reason to do so. This is supposed to have a story? Nothing is given. Play the Invasion of Deserto to see how a story is done.
1/10

Gameplay

Level 1: Drop down, jump across some platforms that have fire on them so you have to take damage. If you fall, you go into a spike pit and die. If you survive, jump trough some layer 3 scenery to find a crate. Break it, go through a tunnel and you win. Fun right? I did this in less then 2 minutes.

Level 2: Your trapped. You have to buttstomp some tiles but you have NO CLUE there there. You have to take queses. From there, kill 2 turtles and go on. there’s a block. You need a coin. Again there’s no way of knowing it’s in a secret area in left wall of a waterfall you fall trough. Again impossible to know it’s there. Once you get that, you go through the warp and break the crate. You back but WOOPS. You get warped back becuase the coin was a 5 and the warp is blocking the @#$% path! End of level once your done with that. TOO SHORT

Level 3: Well. this makes no sense. Water keeps appearing randomly by just jumping or falling. Water in space? Anyhow, I never beat this level. You go down and destroy and crate then you have to get trough some blocks that were removed but there BEHIND LAYER 3. Again no way to know. Then you go trough some tubes. You can go up into an area, but the blinking platform goes way to quickly. There’s nothing up there anyway. You go trough another invisible wall and break a crate. I then go to the the right side and get warped back to the beginning. I was stuck there. I had no clue what to do. Even JCS didn’t help. I have no clue what I was missing.

Level 4: Go down and break some crates. Which are pointless. then fight a boss. Don’t know what else to say.

Conclusion: What do you think?
1/10

Enemy and Pickups
I think I saw 2 enemies in the whole pack. One boss. No carrots, no food, barley any ammo and some powerups i couldn’t figure out how to get to.
1/10

Obstacle Placement
They were all crate puzzles. There were aether to easy, or too hard to figure out without looking in JCS. (for me)
1/10

Final Score:5/50
Rank: F
Score: 1
D/R? No. Put more time in and look at some tutorials. Keep practicing. My first levels were like this too.

Holy (/) my first featured review.