April News Roundup '19

Posted:
1 Apr 2019 at 08:07

Gravis announces new Gravis Gamepad Mini


Gravis has announced a new “mini” version of their Gravis Gamepad controller that was made famous by its numerous appearances in Jazz Jackrabbit 1. The new controller will be essentially identical in function and design to the older hardware that ceased production because nobody wanted to buy it anymore, except this time around, it will be smaller. A spokesperson for Gravis explained that unlike the original, which could theoretically be used to play any game ever, this new Gamepad Mini will be limited to working with a handpicked set of forty or so games. When asked whether this didn’t make it a strictly inferior product, the spokesperson patiently explained, “but, you see, it’s smaller.”

JJ2+ Developers Attempt to Form Union


Unfortunately, unions are not supported constructs in AngelScript.

Epic Games Announces Exclusivity Contract With Epic Games Store


That counts as a joke, right? Look, I dunno, it’s late and I’m tired.

- Violet CLM


Comments

Ragnarok! on 2 Apr 2019 at 02:39

Lol these weren’t visible this morning!

Violet CLM on 2 Apr 2019 at 06:32

@Rag: Yeah I don’t understand how J2O works either.

Slaz on 2 Apr 2019 at 09:53

So an april fools joke (the J2Ov1 frontpage) killed an aprill fools joke?

Primpy on 2 Apr 2019 at 13:33

Based and Gravispilled.

Ninja on 2 Apr 2019 at 18:25

man, I got so excited when I saw this… I bought one of those specifically for playing JJ back in the day

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