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Life (with the illegal bits left out)

Birth and stuff

Born 1991, January 8th at 9:30 AM EDT. ‘Nuff said.

Omgomg the PRE JJ2 YEARS

Preschool was for idiots, so I told ‘em to go away and let me spend time at home! However there was a little catch, and that was that KINDERGARTEN had started. Uhg! Bleh! How AWFUL!

omgomg the JJ2 EARLY YEARS

I first found JJ2 on some computers at summer daycamp thingy. It was very fun offline but Uterus was too hard to beat. I couldn’t get online because of limited firewalls. ;( A few years afterward I got the Mac version of JJ2. The most notable player I had met then was Rosetta JOL.

UF gets WINDOWZIFIED

I got Windows in late 2000. It was quite a change from Mac OS 8.5 which I had been confined to for the last few years before. However, my JJ2 version that I had was incompatible ;( so I had to try something else. That “Something else” was a strategy game called Microsoft Ants! (where the alias DaPete10 came from). Blablabla I got JJ2 for Windows and blablabla

The community and its response

It wasn’t until 2005 that I had started research in a number of hacking tools. Due to Nimrod’s overly strict guidelines for the list servers, I formed a triangle with two other JJ2 players called Orbitz and ThaSpaz. Before this however, I had been working on a 1.23 patch, which has now been turned over to Dizzy DM. Anyways, the triangle was bent on the destruction of the list servers, but was ended in February 2006 at 3 PM EDT, when I had discovered the list server administrator’s contacts (spies… >o) had gone through packets and stuff. So, that’s the end of that, I guess.

The end…?

Well I always have Unreal and a few RPGs to keep me busy. There’s also bittorrent and sysreset. Finally, there’s UFBot, the unintelligent stupcarp on Freenode.

Programs

I’ve written a couple of programs, both non- and malicious. They are:

End-JJ2

This is a generic tool, written in TMK that will allow people to view statistics for other people. However, it was so incredibly limited that it was ultimately scrapped.

JJ2-Announcer

This is coded in mIRC and allows for simple chat injection. The project was inspired by Mainframes by ahat.

JJ2-Crasher

What caused my initial ban. Exploited JJ2 by causing an overflow, most often freezing the server, and occasionally crashing it. Development on this project is halted.

JJ2-Webcrash

This has been mentioned earlier. A PHP crasher that will always print “Vengeance sent from (IP)”. Project status is halted. This program was actually an existing PHP script that had been hacked.

UFBot

Oh, this? Well, it’s an mIRC bot that is basically very very stupid and time-wasting. It used to spend its time on #fooproducts, but has now moved over to #usf on irc.freenode.net. Official documentation can be viewed at http://unknown.halleyscometsoftware.com/ufbot

fishbotclone

This is a simple port of the Fishbot service to mIRC. Also idles in #usf.

NetMon

Another JJ2 program that logged TCP traffic for 30 seconds then quit. Discontinued because it always leaves a ghost in slot 32.

Now what?

You have successfully wasted your time. Clear off!