Jazz Jackrabbit 2 Online

"Hey Bob, look what I've just downloaded!"
"Lemme copy it to my HD first."
"Okie."

1 min. later

"What kinda **** is this? It sounds horrible!"
"Man, you don't know what you're talking about. Haze made this!"
"Who?"
"Haze!"
"Gesundheit."
"Yo, don't mess with him, okay? He rocks."
"Are you feeling okay?"
"This must be one of his best tunes."
"You mean he's got even WORSE ones??"
"Says he's spend weeks working on it."
"You mean: typing up the credits. The music he ****ted out in about 5
min.!"
"Hey, Haze iz tha man!"
"It's just some stoopid remix."
"And the original is made by Robert A. Allen!"
"Sounds like someone's put a cat in the mixer."
"Funky beats!"
"I'm deleting this **** straight away!"
"WOOHOO!"
"Are you wacked or something?"
"No, he owes ten bucks."
"Ah, that explains it..."

To be continued...

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Ah well, decide for yourselves whether to keep this tune or not. It got
dusty on my HD and I haven't got plans to work on it anymore. So I might as
well release it. Enjoy!/Delete!
_haze
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