|Troublesome Tubes||Disguise||Capture the flag||7.1|
-=Troublesome Tubes=- Level Name: Troublesome Tubes (look above, MWAHAHAHAHHAAHHA!!) File Name: Dis53.j2l Author: Disguise GPW (J2LC) AIM Name: DisguiseDA ICQ: 46345394 (I actually remembered this) Tileset: Tubelectric Music: Official JJ2 Tubelectric Music Time Taken: A lot shorter than Wakeman wants ;) (2 Days, so there) Testing: 3 Days of running around in the same level non-stop Ok, look into my eyes... You want this level... You LOVE this level... You are feeling sleepy... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I always wanted to do that ;) Anyways, I would like to give a special thanks to the following people during the production of this level: Epic Games (duh) Distruct (it was made on his PC) There, you happy? Now go download Distruct's levels cuz they rock and he spent a long time in touching them up to his current standards. That CTF level is the best. The tileset is Awesome too ;) -=Copyright Stuff=- I give all of you full permission to open this level in JCS. I will not give you the password, just hack the hex. You may not edit this level in any form by any means without permission from ME!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! If you are using this level for a competition (JDC for example) I give you full permission to change the 'next level' field to any level of your choice, but then return it back to its original self after the competition. So there, blah blah blah blah and a whole bunch of stuff you don't want to know. -=My Current Situation=- NOTE: This is kinda like a diary I've been typing out like crazy in my free time. It has nothing to do with the level so it won't contain any info on it. You are welcome to read it if my life actually interrests(SP?) you :) Ok, the only computer I have is a Pentium 133mhz which will be sold tomorrow (Thursday 14 December 2000). My dad will be leaving for England on the 19th of December. He will then start working there to earn some pounds until we arrive. Let's face it. The Pound kicks down on the puny South African currency and we'll spend up all our cash at a candy store around the corner (11 Rand is approx. 1 Pound). While my dad is there he'll look for a house and such so that we can arrive to a house and not sit around like some street kids at the corner without anything. I have no idea when we (mommy, little irritating sister, and the weird wisey) will arrive in England. Becuase of some passport confusion (welcome to South Africa) I can only get my passport by February. Bah! Stupid people. We ask for a renewal of my old passport (which only takes 3-4 weeks) and they issued it as a brand new passport (which takes a whole 2 MONTHS!). Because my dad is a Dutch citizen (he kept his citizenship from the Netherlands ever since he was 6 years old and moved to South Africa) so he is gonna request Dutch passports for my sister and I (they say blood is thicker than water). Haha, I find that hilarious. Wisey is gonna be a Dutch citizen and he never even set foot in the country. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! I guess I'll have to do something about it ;) Oh well, If I do get my Dutch passport then we will arrive anything from the 20th of January. Then my dad wil stick 1100 pounds in my hand and order me to buy a PC *evil grin* Only then will I be able to log onto AIM (ICQ SUCKS!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!) and such. Well, Distruct is sleeping over at my place for the whole vacation (until I'm gone). Yes, that's a long time. Vacation started 30th November and ends 23rd January. No wonder you people believe he is my brother. Well, DISTRUCT IS NOT MY BROTHER!!! GET THAT!??!?! NOT BROOOTHERRRR!!!! HIJ IS NIET MIJN BROEDER!!!!! HY IS NIE MY BROER NIE!!!! (excuse the dutch, never had a dutch lesson in my life and only basically see it at GPWMB). As I was saying, Distruct has his PC over here and such so we played low-class compatible games the whole time. One of them was Brood War, so we both finished that in single player. My favourite level was mission 9 of the Zerg. Kill all the protoss within 30 minutes. Quite fun. There are two terran bases to your left that you have to destroy with guardians in order to make 2 extra expansions so you can have enough money in time to get a big enough attack force (I had 1 team guardians and 3 extra teams of mutas with more on the way while attacking) to kill the protoss base to your right (quite a huge base, takes up half of the map) to win the mission. It sounds complicated, but isn't really, just fun ;) The other game we played was Fifa 99 (I was a huge Fifa 98 fan, but quit it around there). I was suprised to see the game run nicely on an old P133mhz, so I played it. I also played a mission of Dune 2000, but stopped after that. Westwood strategy bores me to death. Played one, played them all, the same game with a TINY bit of modifications. And for all you westwood fans out there that keep on telling me to play tiberian sun, I've already played it. I played it a lot less than any other westwood strategy game out there. The one I played the most was the original Dune 2 (I love this game to bits for what it started and will always remember it), and second to that Red Alert. Man that was a great game of its time (especially that redalert.ini that could make me fiddle around with the units, great fun). Too bad westwood doesn't take a step ahead in their strategy games. They all look the same to me. Haha, typical thing for me to do, start slamming Westwood down for their stupidity in a Jazz 2 level text file. Well, COME DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT WESTWOOD FANS!!! JUST TRY!!!! WARCRAFT 3 WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!! HURRAY FOR BLIZZARD!!!! YEAH!!!!! UP FOR COUNTERSTRIKE!!! (I have to get into Shadow's good books in some way ya know). Haha, I mean that last statement. I've gotten a nice liking for Estate (I hate DE_DUST). Just be a Terrorist, get to the shrubs at the front ASAP, crouch and sneak behind them up to the entrance in the wall, and when they come past SMACK 'EM IN THE BACK WITH AN AK-47!!! YEAH!!!!! I love the element of suprise ;) Hehe, I also love that pistol you start off with as the Counter-Terrorists. I can easily get head-shots with that thing. Once I actually killed both Preator Xeno (The stealthiest CS type I've seen, not just any person can kill 4 PODBOTS on level 100 with 13 health) and Zhy (Praetor Xeno's dad) with it (they both had top-equipment and about $11000 in spare). I LOVE that pistol. They say I'm so accurate with it cuz my aiming cursor is so small (1280x960 resolution). Oh well, Wisey goes off-topic once again. Typical of me. I suppose I get way too much fun of LAN Parties. Ah, that reminds me. This could probarly be my only chance to with my fellow GPW Members good luck for Lannium 2K (we are the biggest clan there :P ). Hope ya'all enjoy it and such. MAKE ME PROUD TO BE IN GPW! ;) I suppose that's it. Life sucks without the internet and a proper PC, but every day that passes is a day less torture and a day closer to being in england with a proper internet and PC. Just a month and a half to go!! YYYAAAAAYYYY!!!!! -=Update to Above=- It is now Wednesday 20 December 2000. I am not an owner to any PC system blah blah blah (just a satellite card and some backup cd's and games). Distruct is so kind to be asleep right now (it's 12:04AM) so that I can use this piece of machinery right now. The Dutch passport thing didn't work. I needed some other special documents which will take me longer to get than my South African passport itself, so I'm only getting that in England when I'm there, and looking at the way things are going that will be in February for sure. Bah! So irritating, you go there and their welcome is: "Good Morning, please fill out this short list of forms written in Greek, Hebrew, Zulu and Xhosa." After 10 hours you go back with the forms (finally) filled in and they say: "Thank you very much, would you please wait a year while we process the forms and convert them into files to be virus checked 1000 times by different programs, wait a while for the latest Norton Virus update to be installed into our systems, and then send the files to every computer in the system so that they can do the same process twice. After that the files will be uninstalled and reinstalled several times because our staff like to push the delete button and have to wait each time for them to come back from our office at this branch after following the mentioned virus checking processes." So after a year you go back and they say: "We are osrry, but the above process didn't work, please come back in two years when we..." AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! ALL I WANTED WAS A PASSWORD RENEWAL PEOPLE!!!! I'M NOT THE MOST WANTED CRIMINAL!!!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! I'M DYING!!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!! I HATE HATE HATE HAAAATEE THIS PLACE!!!!!! Uhhh, sorry to all of you whom I offended, I was getting a little worked up over here (And I'm the patient one around here). Anyways, yesterday my Dad was got on an airplane at the airport (right now he is flying somewhere over middle Africa). I won't see him again until I'm in England (and that will be a very long time as I mentioned above). Well, apart from that, back to my wishful gaming world. MWAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! DIE WESTWOOD!!!! YEAHHH!!! WOOHOO!!!! Errr, yeah, now back to the real thing. I found out what the fifth race to Warcraft 3 is on Saturday night 16 December 2000 (adding dates cuz I dunno when you ppl will get this, last saturday could be anything). Night Elves, looks cool. I just saw the 2 screenshots at the Blizzard webpage. Didn't exactly have time for hunting at all the other sites since I had about 5 minutes to download some security thing for someone (Crasha). During that time I also sent some J2O messages to ppl (pumped out as many as I could in the time given) and found out that GT has been released!!! YEAH!!! LONG LIVE FoL!!!! Well, that's it I guess, nothing special happened, just been working around here to get things right for the 'big move'. -=Update to the Update of Above=- It is now Saturday 23 December 2000 (5:11am, a late night). Christmas is near, so Merry Christmas everyone and a happy New Year! Thursday my fingerprints were registered by the computer to apply for the passport (to start the tedious task mentioned above). My mom and I waited a whole day at the department of home affairs to apply for some other documents and they told us it would be ready the next day (Friday). Friday morning we get there and the person that helped us says that the documents are not ready yet and we must come the day after to get them. At that point my mom was so upset she burst into tears and told them they were being very unfair with us. We waited in the line like everyone else and didn't think highly of ourselves because we were white (for those of you who know what apartheid is you'll get the point) etc. etc. etc. (My mom and I were the only two white people in the building). At that point the person's boss walked in to check what was going on and heard the whole story. He checked his office and the documents were already done on his desk (the person at the counter lied to us and kept the documents back). We obviously got the documents, but apart from that the boss phoned to the office in Pietermaritzburg (the city we were going to go to straight after we got the documents to apply for my passport, also the capital of our province) and told them we will be there in about an hour and he should give me my passport then. So an hour later we arrived there and in less than 5 minutes (no jokes) I got my passport renewed. If you read the top part you would know it was gonna take me 3-4 weeks from applying until I would get it renewed. Now I have my passport ready and all someone needed to do is call and ask for a favour. It actually makes me furious to think they would send people on a wild goose chase for that long if they could do it themselves for less than 5 minutes themselves. I wish I could get out of this racist country. It's driving me nuts. Well, I have an opportunity to leave South Africa and go to england as soon as it strikes over to January, and live with people in London my dad grew up with (never met them before) for 2-6 months. It's a bit harsh for me to stay away from my family so long and live with people I've never met before (they are friendly and such and would take care of me, I know that much) in a foreign country. I think I'll leave for UK at end January and THEN go live with those people for 1-5 months. If I do go live with them my dad (who has been working in England for some time now) and I will get mah new PC to keep me busy but I dunno if I will get internet (it's not exactly my house I'm gonna live at). I'll see what happens when it happens, right now I'm making tons of levels on a P200 with an icky small 1024x768 screen resolution. JCS is a pain to use, but that never stops the DISGUISE!!! MWAHAHAHAHAH!! ;) -=A FUNNY Story=- About a week ago Distruct and I went to go visit Praetor Xeno at his place and started talking about the hacking experiences we've had. Well, some guy used Xeno's printer to print some scary message to him telling him his PC is easy to hack. That was the only time he got hacked. I was hacked three times (Gee, I wonder who is online the most). The first time I told the guy I'm gonna go offline cuz I've already gone past my internet limit and my parents would kill me if they saw the phone bill, so I disconnected. Less than a second after that the house's power switched off, came back on, and switched off again. The next day the power was fine and I was rid of that danged guy. The next guy that hacked me I chatted to and was just looking at my PC for fun and left a short while afterwards. The third guy that hacked me I also chatted to and stuff so we got top the topic of JJ2. He hosted a game of one of my levels through JCS on my PC for the heck of it and after that deleted some important JJ2 files and left. Lots of ppl think it was a JJ2 player who hated me and such but this wasn't the case. He told me he deleted some JJ2 and told me to play and find out. Haha, the fool deleted JCS.exe and JCS.ini thinking it was Jazz2.exe and all its stuff. I also lost my english language file but I just switched to dutch until I got it all fixed. Well, Distruct also got hacked once on my PC when he was sleeping over at my place (my 4th time but I wasn't in the room). Now this was when I just got the 2 computers put on a network and the other PC was in a different room back then (I was on that PC to give Distruct a chance on the big machine). At that point I also asked him to quickly download a crack for me off the net so that we could smack the game on one of the PC's so we could use the CD for the other one. A message box popped up with someone called master and his name was slave. Since Distruct knows I like to fiddle around with the PC's and play jokes like that on him he thought I was the guy called master (it was actually a hacker) that was talking to him. So he started talking to 'me' saying stuff like: "I know who you are", "I know where you live" etc. etc. No matter how much 'I' told him he was wrong he kept on insisting that he knows 'me'. Finally Distruct said: "I know you're a dutchman" and the guy left right after that. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!! Now for those of you who don't know this people that come from the Netherlands are called dutchmen (my dad is dutch so my friends call me that). Just like english ppl around here are called 'Souties' or 'Rooinekke' (It's a long story). Haha, the guy must've freaked out. At least we traced him to country with a luckshot *evil grin* -=Update to Above=- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! ;) -=Update to the Update of Above=- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaha hahahahaa... *falls asleep*
Eat your lima beans, Johnny.