I played this (…) by green fog you know what it is you start, you run, level clear, for three levels then you got to kill devan with your basic gun what a (…) and the tileset everything is ripped of exept a house that is drawn like a 2 year old child did it shame on him wasting precious bytes for that (…)
The levels are also poorly made this is pethatic even if you download this your guilty on slowing down other download unless your in for a good laugh and you have enough money to replace your computer after it explodes from suicidal depressions the only reason this hasn’t got A 0 is becouse i had to laugh so much about this (…) that my censored was drowned in my own urine, DO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS (unless you want evidence to sue of course) BECAUSE IT IS PURE (…) and you bet I’m angry
Oh my God, what is this sh**?!?!?
If you’re going to make a hotel, work on it, like any other level.
Anyway, you start off coming out of a locked door, which I guess you close behind you. In front of you is a generating coin, then a bit later three doors.
The first, which takes one coin, leads you to a small imitation of a hotel room, with some food.
The second takes five coins, and is about the same, only with another fixture.
The third is “Hamtaro Only” and it takes fifteen coins or something like that. It’s like the second, only it has all the powerups.
That’s it.
By the way, you use layer 3 badly.
No storyline to speak of, and boring.
Ughh.. Even SCBattle is better.
Lvl 1
You are at a house, and than the first text comes. Blahblahblah. Even at the highest resolution at jj2 i couldnt read the text. NO BREAKS!
And then you run into that kid.
Sorry kid, i know you can’t help it but you’re PLAIN UGLY!
Lvl2
Hmm.. a few houses and some ghosts… those are just background!
You run 2 inches and jazz is tired…pfft
Lvl3
Huh? Wha..?! Hey, nothing told me jazz entered a house :p And why are there 4x shoot blocks around the door? They aren’t emprisoning you are they??
Then you enter some house, and those background ghosts are inside…
WE GOT YOU NOW!
Lvl4
Excuse me..WE?!
Only thing i see is a devan ending boss. the only battle in the game.
AARGH!!!
And you cant even stand on the roof of the houses :@
Plot: Sucks
Tileset: Sucks
Music: Cool, it’s JUST IN THE WRONG PLACE MISTER RACEMUSIC[This review has been edited by DaThunderPX]
Here is bad tileset and small levels this story is bad.
sorry but this is bad lvls…
LevelI
a call for help only a house and text no eyecandy and you must run and you fall…there is no next lvl
Level II
the next day
oke what better but you can fall AGAIN no next lvl…and only text..and a blue backround no eyecandy (again)[/b
Level III
Devan!!!
only the endboss and tileset by blablabla…and again no eyecandy[/blue
the music
why this music ?? its for a race
BTW….this is no single lvl only a stupid story make a real single lvl with enemies and more than 4 lvls make a VERRY VERRY better eyecandy (like layer7,6)
make food (DUH) fire and that events
puzzles…and a good single player tileset find a good music
over the lvls i gibe for the lvls a 2.5
By 007[This review has been edited by 007]
The plot could have been much better, make it something like:
Level 1- Jazz is on his way to a carrot festival. When he gets to the festival he finds that the whole place is destroyed, some turtles are left behind that he has to kill :P. Jazz then follows the trail of destruction.
Level 2- He finds a little boy that says he was going for a walk and he saw the turtles heading towards his parents house, he wants you to protect them, or something :P, so you find the house and the kids parents let you sleep in the spare room.
Level 3- In the middle of the night, you wake up and there are turtles everywhere, you have to escape from the house, which is also on fire :P You then discover that the parents and the child have been kidnapped :P
Level 4- You follow footsteps or something, and you find a Turtle hotel, you go inside, and you have to search the whole hotel for a secret entrance, when you find it, you go inside ( next level )
Level 5- You find the parents and the child, they thank you, and tell you that Devan is in a secret base underground, or something. You then have to escape and find a way out of the hotel, because all the alarms have been switched on :P
Level 6- You go into the secret base, kill the baddies and prepare to vs Devan. You also find out he is about to release something that will stop carrots from ever growing again :P
Level 7 – You stop his plans by blowing everything up :P and then vs Devan.
Level 8 – You go home, and once again, you are a hero, and then you get another call, and then you end the game with. A heros job is never done :P.
If you make any more story levels, remember to add some enemies and some ammo. If you are going to make story levels, they still have to be fun.
If this is your first story level, don’t give up, because your next one will be better for sure :)[This review has been edited by ET]
Five (or six? I forgot) short levels using the UR Orbs tileset. The plot, from what I can make out, is this.
You have just saved the world, then you hear a cry for help. The ghosts are bad and the little boy’s parents are in the town. You go to the town, where the parents give you their bed, then you go outside, walk on some jello, find the hotel, go inside (I guess), and fight Devan.
Oh.
The boss level has a fatal error where Devan can run off the edge of the level, by the way.
(Unsupported rating removal edit. ~Violet)[This review has been edited by Violet CLM]
al that is missing is EVRYTHING man this realy is crap hou can you build this and put it online DON’T download this
Well…
Bugs:
1: Wrong tileset in *.zip file (i tested it at another person)
2: poor poor placement of enemies
3: bad eyecandy
4: nowhere to go
5: Walking on the sky? just bad i guess…
6: coins? you can’t use them
7: getting sick, only by looking at it
Goodies:
1: the tileset is used in a right way
2: dunno
3: dunno
4: dunno
6: DUNNO
ok, got it? i hate it, it sux hard, mega HARD!!!!!
I think I’m gonna be level-sick.
Why download this when you know it’s bad? Admins, delete this.
I can eb short. This sucks. 2.0. Very lenear, very bad eyecandy, event placement very bad, very bad at all. Boo.
Awww, I love dat show.:)
Nothing to say about the level, violet’s rated it just right.
Wow. This level is bad.
You constantly just walk in one direction, sometimes shooting the poorly placed enemies, and jump in the tube when you see it. At one point, you get a bunch of coins with no purpose. And there’s some place where you must jump on clouds to get over the pit.
But the tiles are pretty much used correctly, which is what saves this rating..
(Moderately unsupported rating removal edit. ~Violet)[This review has been edited by Violet CLM]
It looks as if I cant rate your level also, because it crashed my computer… twice (not counting the time the computer crashed when loading windows).
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