Jazz Jackrabbit 2 Online

Reviewing everything…

README:
Yeah… it’s a – readme. I wondered one thing… Why the MUSIC was so short? I don’t hate the shortness of it, I hate that the music won’t restart! And I hated the “RABBIT FORCE” sound when you move the mouse to the text.

OVERALL: no rating for readmes(too bad)

Main Menu:
So this is a level, it gets rated.
I can’t read the story because the stupid background!! Why I got a “CHICKEN CHICKEN!!!” thing when I got to RUN. I had to use cheats to not lose a life. Is that a trap?!? Selection “PLAY” is NORMAL!! WOOHOO!!

Overall: 3/10

Carrotus 1 / Level 1
Firstly I wonder where’s the music?
Yeah, yeah. This level is RUSHED. I wonder if you wanted this to be an idiotic level. censored bad level, gotta say. The swingvine thing would be better if my character wouldn’t be so close to the ceiling! I lost 1 heart there. Then I wondered where the hell I must go now?!? After a while, I got out that I must buttstomp the land flat. Nothing in the level said to do so. There wasn’t even any arrow signs to point there like on the first stomp!
I got into a hall. This place had the most tile-errors. There was just the wrong tiles. Then I had problems in the “WATCH OUT” place where two rocks fall. I saved the game and that was a good place to do so because I died there. You know what? I didn’t just know where to go! Then I found out: Just buttstomp the land flat! After the rock place, I saw two crates: What to do for them? They are in a place where I can’t go! After I started to explore the place, I found some TNTs and destroyed the ground with them. My idea was to destroy the crates but good as this. I butt stomped the crates. Then I got a big problem! What to do to the tree??? I thought that it was blown up with the crates! I needed to think a 5 minutes of that and at last I tried TNT. It worked. I got to the checkpoint and a spring system. I just got the coin. This is a thing I wondered: Why just a COIN in a LARGE room? I got to the end of the spring system, got the bonus and got everything there. Then I wondered AGAIN what to do. A dead end. I saw the land COLLAPSE and oof, that were there!

OVERALL: 3/10

Carrotus 2 / Level 2

Carrot hunt? Where are all the carrots? Haha, there’s no point of this level! I saw some carrots :P lol!
After the cliff and the trees, One thing what I hated was the FlowerCam. Why the flowercam warps were surrounding the flower??? I would put only one warp and that would be in the flower! Then I didn’t know what to do.

OVERALL: 2/10
Diamondus 1 / Level 3

Yes, This rules. YEAH!!! At last a GOOD or even TERRIFIC level so far!
There’s wind and ambient sound… what a good level needs. The “wide screen” were some spikes… After the platform, I got to a hallway. Then a spring system… and coins.

OVERALL: 9/10

Diamondus 2 / Level 4

The music rulez, I got to say it now.
It’s the same as the first diamondus level. Wind, ambient sound and more!
This is the first JOKE I have ever seen! A text string: “BEES? THANK GOD FOR THAT FLAMETHROWER!” :D. Then I got to a starblock place. I got stuck there many times. Then I got to an “almost 0% ambient light maze” I hated that place, had to use JJLIGHT to pass it. I hated the bees in there.
Star jumping was funny.

OVERALL: 6/10

Colonius 1 / Level 5

Nope, this is not a good thing. I don’t get the story at this point. I got thrown out of a house and told to never come back. I think that I got into a house but I don’t know what did I do! The more of the level is a sewer running. Trigger crates (?), and then I got into the city again and then the sewers again! Why I didn’t get hurt by the fire?!? By the way, this has good quality…

OVERALL: 6/10

Colonius 2 / Level 6

This is a censored LOLly level. I took almost 10 minutes to find a way to open the sewers and find the crate!
But this has good quality too.
Go to the sewers and out of there and you’re finished

OVERALL: 8/10

Castle 1 / Level 7

LOL? I am in a castle! But how? Why? I don’t know! The story should be known always. So there’s some halls and some platforms… This is a good level.
The ambient sounds, spring systems, stomps and more gets it to be a terrific level!

OVERALL: 9/10

Boss / Level 8

A pure boss level. I hate those. Just fight the boss to the end. By the way it has good eyecandy and a good quality.

OVERALL: 6/10

BONUS / LEVEL 9

YUCK. ´Bad quality and eye candy. I don’t do anything with the bonuses because the game won’t continue so why that?!?

OVERALL: 2/10

CREDITS:
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