Jazz Jackrabbit 2 Online

Introduction:
Another sample-swap/tempo-drop song. Geezus. This one actually sounds almost acceptable, however.

Song Analysis:
Nipius. Slowed down to a crawl.

Sample Analysis:
Oddly enough, the samples in this “sleepy arrangement” actually do seem to work for once.

Final Analysis:
Worth the download, oddly enough. However, still far from being worthy of a high score.
(Unsupported rating (2.2) removal. I am unable to turn the words you wrote into the rating you gave. Your criticism seems to be that it’s slowed down… how does that translate into a 2.2? ~Violet)

. . . This isn’t even worth my time to review. What. . .the. . .@!#&? Let’s just cut to the chase.

Introduction:
Jungrock never sounded so weak and pathetic. Someone hand me a gun, here. Lemme put this whimpering beast out of its misery.

Song Analysis:
I’ll be short. This is another sample-swap/tempo-drop song. And it does not work. Period.

Final Analysis:
No. No, no, no.

Introduction:
A horrible attempt at the Jazz Jackrabbit ending theme which ends up sounding absolutely nothing like it was meant to.

Song Analysis:
A simple sample change caused this song to mutate into some form of mutant windchimes. Seriously. That’s all I can say about this. Oh, and the tempo died.

Sample Analysis:
I have no idea what you were going for here, but the samples chosen do not work for this song. Period.

Final Analysis:
So. . .garbage. . .

HAHAHAHAHA

Yes Really This Is VERRRRRRRRY Fun
But ShortHAHAHAHA

The Wierd Evil Machine arE COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~Jarno
(Unsupported rating (8.4) removal. Can you explain why this is fun or cool? Please? ~Violet)

I hate those bird samples. I hate that slow tempo.

Okay. No rhythm here, annoying bird samples, too slow, too long. Only one lead sample used, no bassline.

(+) Includes bird samples, which you can save to your disk
(-) That other.

Download recommendation? Maybe on April Fool.

Hmm, this is great, once again you make a great music edit. This does sound exactly like it should, and as a sleep version. Nice work!

Heh, this was cool. Better than the Sluggion remix, 8.2 for you! Pretty relaxing just like you said, kinda fun to listen to. Dang no reviews after the previous 35 downloads, Harsh..[This review has been edited by Rapcore]

It’s kinda irritating, sorry, because It’s a little high pitched on the ears. Although it really does fit the theme like you said, It’s slow, interesting, and not too bad. Sorry, not relaxing though.[This review has been edited by Rapcore]

I’m very srry, i argee with snooz.

The gameplay?? hm nu eyecandy, not much tiles, completly good revieuw Snooz, i argee i’m srry Spaz

Say it to my brain…

a 4.7? perhaps..
after some time i decided to give this one a serious review. lets go.

Tile Quality:
Hmm? i think most of the tiles are drwan with mspaint.. and they look very dull. the best tile in this tileset is probably textured background, which doesnt even work. i think tile quality here is very poor. goodluck to your next tileset.

MASKING:
i don’t like masking. almost every tile has mask messages, which are cool when they’re done right. masking of the tiles is very bad in my opinion.. and i don’t like it at all. ;o

COLORS:
Most of the tiles use different shades of green / grey+black. tilesets should be colorful in my opinion.so they wouldn’t look so dull.

PALETTE:
The palette here is probably best aspect in this upload. jazz looks kinda cool, but i wouldn’t use this tileset, actually, to be honest, i don’t use TSF tilesets at all. ;x
well, palette is still ok, and best aspect in this upload. or something

OVERALL:
This set is ok, but there’s no way it can deserve anything above 3.5 ;P
My rating is 2, good luck with your next tileset. ;)

Hmm?

i think this level is very crappy. there’s tons of eyecandy and gameplay bugs. i don’t think this level deserves anything above 2.5, because of the dullness and lack of good eyecandy and background layers. ;x
Gameplay is very bad too. there isn’t actually any gameplay. just some random events like loads of purple gems. no download reommedation sorry. i don’t like the tileset either. it just has some screenshots. erminds me of the first tileset of gizmaluke, to be honest. whatever, im going to rate this as 2.2 for the reasons i’ve mentioned. ;P

~snooz

I think the pallette is cool, but overall it’s rather dull. Lori looks like a zombie >:)

This is NOT a discussion board. Posts by the following users were removed:

JSZ Jazz
JSZ Spaz
R3ptile
Snooz
SuperJazz

In addition, please do NOT use marquees.

And, JSZ Jazz, he has the right to upload what he likes.

I’d like to thank Cooba for actually taking the time to review this seriously.[This review has been edited by Trafton AT]

MASKING: To be honest, masking just sucks. Few objects are masked awfully,
for example the small column and Dopefish. Also, the mask messages are looking like a job of n00b. Plus, vines are too thick to move on them.
Pros: Feweral.
Cons: Miserable.
Rating: 1.5

ANIMATION: There is NO any animation here, despite the ugly destruct blocks.
I cannot explain how it sucks ;\
Pros: N/A
Cons: NO animations.
Rating: 1.0

COLOR: This tileset has totally messed up palette. While Jazz works slightest,
everything other is rather light than
dark. Suckers are yellow, RF missiles are yellow also, as well Spaz and Lori.
It seems like author was concepted mostly on Jazz (biasing).
Tileset contains also textured BG -
which is not used in example level because it just looks awful.
Plus, Dopefish image has used pure black color (0,0,0) which Jazz uses as
invisible. Thus, Dopefish hasn’t anything black.
Pros: It’s not that bad.
Cons: WAAAAAY too many problems. Rating: 2

OVERALL : This tileset is helluva rushed job, with offers awful palette
edits, besides Jazz. I have no idea
how someone can use it, as it’s simply
unfinished. My tips are to read stuff at www.jazz2online.com/tilesets (I doubt you were there already)

Rating : 1.5

EDIT : YAY ^.[This review has been edited by Cooba]

hmm.. needs work. wrong instruments, and it hurts my ears alot. ;P
I would give something like 5, but i don’t rate music, i just comment it. ;P

Well… I don’t understand how to play
this game :o Could someone explain…

Well Ðx and Superjazz this works.

In the map is nothing :S

???

Maybe DLL? There is “Ignore” button?

If you on the game, click F1[This review has been edited by JSZ Spaz]