Review by SuckaTube

Posted:
Posted more than 22 years ago
For: the Lost World episode
Level rating: 9.1
Rating
N/A

Bad, really bad. I mean…DISPLEASUREABLE for the J2O Admin whom I love soooo much…

The tileset was crummy, not really worth looking at! The levels were repedetive and dull. Cinematics? Who cares?! It’s the GAME!

Well, it was cute that he used the Easy Installation Maker from Clickteam that I once tried to use to make a patch for JJ2…anyway, no points there. There isn’t any music, just some loud, yelping noises that were the end result of sacrificing the music of this hapless game he so deliberately brought onto all of our souls.

I don’t make tilesets myself, but I see a LOT better in almost all of them. I am outra- erm…a little UPSET over this level, and what REAllly, reallly, steams m- makes me UNCOMFORTABLE is that it is rated so freak’n high!

I won’t put one myself, since it will be removed from (yours truely) the J2O Admin. So, unless they tell me otherwise, this game is N/A.

And a short note to the ASSOCIATES AND/OR EMPLOYEES OF J2O: Keep it up!
(Threat removal edit. ~Violet)[This review has been edited by Violet CLM]

Review by SuckaTube

Posted:
Posted more than 22 years ago
For: Survivor pack
Level rating: N/A
Rating
N/A

Theif!
(Incredibly unsupported rating removal edit. Would you believe this was a 10? ~Violet)[This review has been edited by Violet CLM]

Review by SuckaTube

Posted:
Posted more than 22 years ago
For: Enter orbitus
Level rating: 8.4
Rating
9.2

Good work! There were a load (a LOAAAAAD) of errors and bugs, so I had to cheat to get past some walls. There’s a problem with the buttons if you lose one life, the wall just don’t open, ya’.

Graphics? The Orbitus JJ1 tileset was used and I applaud him for using it so well. A tip, though- that part of the tileset that looked like an eye? You could have made it DESTRUCTIVE SCENERY so that there’s more of a Jazz1 feel to it. There were, however, a lot of repeated platforms in which I do not blame him for, as the Orbitus tileset only has those. 9.3

Music and FX? The original Orbitus music from JJ1 was used. No different FX. n/a

The enemies, fun, difficulty? Well-placed enemies, and the blue walls to bound off of do permit even more of the JJ1 Orbitus feel. Difficult, but could be a lot worse. 9.2

I give this peice of art 9.2. Have a good day, and I hope to see your level pack.[This review has been edited by suckatube]

Review by SuckaTube

Posted:
Posted more than 22 years ago
For: Spacey Hates(updated)
Level rating: 7.1
Rating
N/A

A cute Capture The Flag level, but the sucker tubes really made it lose the entire concept of capture the flag because they went really far, and we all know that you cannot stop someone while they’re in a tube! The tileset used was basic custom stuff, cute though it may be. There’s really nothing to it.
(Unsupported rating removal cute edit. ~Violet)[This review has been edited by Violet CLM]

Review by SuckaTube

Posted:
Posted more than 22 years ago
For: Unrealeased JJ1 Song(Robert A. Allen)
Level rating: N/A
Rating
N/A

This IS the secret level music for Deserto in the JJ1 game! If you don’t beleive me, you can cheat to get to it if you reallllly can’t find the secret spot. Hint: it’s near the end of the 2nd level! I really do not think that a JJ1 song that was released eight years ago is relivant now, and it’s not all that good anyway.

Could someone please get rid of this link? It’s QUITE released, beleive me.[This review has been edited by suckatube]

Review by SuckaTube

Posted:
Posted more than 22 years ago
For: Tomb Rabbit v1.23.2 (updated)
Level rating: 9.3
Rating
7

It is extremely hard, and also hard to see anything. The tileset is horrible. It has absolutely no reason to be called “tombrabbit” anyway! Terrible. Terrible. Why did I play it? So I could warn those who want to download it!

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