Jazz Jackrabbit 2 Online

HAHA, these rewiews are so funny. Simmykrantz, I feel bad for you. I guess this level really deserves a 1.

Music – NONE 0/10

Layers – Only one layer used 1/10

Eyecandy – plan out suxz 0/10

Enemies – HAHA like there are none 0.5/10

Playable – Uh..depends on what person you are. For me, uh..NO. 0/10

Donwload recommentdation – Hexs No

Bah, i dont feel like doing math so I’ll give you a 1.

~Hitch

[Rating (1) clearance. Blablabla please read the rules blablabla. ~Cooba]

I’ve seen levels that deserve a “one”, but even though this one is pretty bad, it’s not one of them. For one thing, the creators have some generally okay knowledge as to how to use the editor, I’ll give them that.

Problems:

1) Much too short to have been uploaded, the bulk of the gameplay is trying to get on top in the beginning, and then the two bosses.

2) The sprites that are supposed to make this a “megamix” appear to have lost their raison d’etre, and have resorted to standing perfectly still, waiting very patiently for a rogue jackrabbit to blow them to kingdom come.

3) I, in general, let this sort of thing fly… but the English in this bad is awful. I mention this only because it makes the objectives unclear at almost any given point. It would have been a better idea for the creators to have written the text in their first langauge and posted it elsewhere.

Go and download it, there’s a tileset in for you. But the level’s really not worth your time.

*Rating Boss*

A bossy Boss-level filled with lots of bosses.

Rating Obstacles: (X2)
First, jump over some spikes and then go to a platform with too many bosses.
So, this is not good. The first part (spikes) is too easy and the bosses are much and much and much and much and much and much and much too hard.
Rating: 1,0

Rating Story: (X1)
No story.
Rating: N/A

Rating Eyecandy (X2)
Foreground: no foreground: 1,0
Path Adornment: path is boring: 1,0
Background: only layer 8 is filled in: 1,2
Rating: 1,1

Rating Length (X2)
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD! One small level. Don’t be lazy next time.
Rating: 1,0

Rating Bonusses (X1)
Only some ammo and even that is as good as useless because this small level is still as good as inpossible without cheats. You need a shield to made it.
Rating: 1,0

Final Rating: 1,0
Download Recommendation: NO!

Okay, this level is okay. If you just started playing Jazz 2.

Gameplay:
Only good part was when you attack the crates and turtles fall.
0.5/10

Eyecandy:
So-so. So-so bad. Bad. Only one layer used. Not good at all.
0/10

Originality:
None, less than none. You don’t even find luigi.
0.5/10

Bonus:
No.

Music:
None
0/10

Placement:
Mmmmmmmm…. Alright I guess. Not enough badguys. Bad length.
0.7/10

Overall:
Don’t download.
0.3/10

(Can’t rate that low. Guess it’ll be a 1)

YUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! This Is The Baddes’t Level I Ever Seen!!!!!

Layer 1 : Empty And Unused

Layer 2 : Also Emty And Unused

Layer 3 : EMPTY!!!

Layer 4 : A Very Stupid Mix Of Tiles
And VERY SHORT
Layer 5 : EMPTY!!!

Layer 6 AND 7 EMPTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Backround Layer 8 :
A Very Bad Backround

EYECANDY ALSO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!

SUXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!

~Jarno

You should credit me 2 because i made the background and fixed many bugs.

Well, I would review, but after I killed some guys called “army” (hey, they didn’t move) there was a text sign that said I should hit the crate to get there when I need the crate or something of this sort. Actually, I don’t know what to do here, and ‘cause there’s no way to get outta here I couldn’t finish :(

Simmykrantz, can you help me?

Okay. Just stand in our community and make more levels. Only don’t upload all of them. When I played it with you… I wasn’t bored from bugs like trigger zone in battle or last-tile using… No, that wasn’t that worst. Just look at eyecandy and you will understand. No ammo, stupid leveldesign. Maybe you can get 2.5 for this but only for much much bigger level… It’s something about 128×128 or I don’t know and it’s not good for any type of game. With this level can have fun nobody but you…
Just keep practicing.

If you’re one of the authors, than you really shouldn’t be rating it.

It´s actually his work, I sat next to him when he did this level…
I give it a 7 couse as you say, there´s almost no enemies AND, you didn´t make the tileset…
But you should have included me in the Other Authors place cuz I made some of it too!

-Vahiki

(Rating removal. If you made some of the level, you shouldn’t rate it. -Trafton)[This review has been edited by Trafton AT]

actually,u dont like it :(

I can’t rate this, because it’s not your work. I didn’t even look in your level, because it is probably sux. Then again…

Looks in

Actually, this is not bad…

Not doing a review…

Download: Come for the tileset, stay for the torture known as the level!

Host: This is Single Player….so maybe…

-ThO

Yay, KiKuT. blank review.

Well.. if these are your first battle levels, why you uploaded them as single player? ;P

second of all, this level needs work. or something.

(Blank review rating removal. ~Violet)[This review has been edited by Violet CLM]

ugh… LOL!!! someone is using my freeking noobish tileset. And that tileset sucks but let me get on with this small review.

EYECANDY:
Bad!!! first of all this tileset is ugly so the level looks bad but still it could be better with this tileset like animations or using more different tiles in the level but you didn`t. The level also looks dull.

Pros: Uhm… there is a background.
Cons: Bad tileset bad eyecandy.

ENEMY PLACEMENT:
sucks!!! First of all there are no enemies but there are a lot of bosses. First of all there are too many bosses and how can i fight them on that small platform.

pros: There are bosses.
Cons: Too many bosses.

PICKUP PLACEMENT:
Bad!!! First of all never use that TNT powerup. Oke there is not much to tell at the start you get a lot of ammo before you attack those bosses.

Pros: Ammo.
Cons: Too many.

GAMEPLAY:
Bad!!! The only purpose of the level is the fighting against the bosses. That could be fun if there was a nice place to fight and not too many but here you are on a small platform where you also can fall off and fall out of the level bad.

Pros: nothing.
Cons: small bad boring.

OTHERS:
Bad!!! There is no music.

Final conclusion: This is really a bad level sorry.

Tip: Find betatester and read the forum carefully.

-Satan.

Well this is a bad level

no music

bad uses of the tile set

Tiles dont work here and there

Other Words THIS LEVEL IS BAD BAD BAD

ok next time when you make a level you look at others Work ok….

oh yea Forgot NO EYE CANDY !!

next time when you make a level look at some ones level that got a high rateing so you can see OK !!

LEVEL IS BAD !!!!

NO MUSIC

BAD TILESET

BAD setup !

Down load NOOOOO

Host you nuts it is 1p