Jazz Jackrabbit 2 Online

You have to be happy that only review comments are allowed. Otherwise I was able to have some fun reviewing this! No way that this level is going to win.. LOL

I apoligize for the waste of space that 1 kb makes on people’s computers.

Jazzbusters: I think the idea whith this level packs is to collect some of the best levels from J2O.

And also, you should maybe read the description before you review. n00b says: “If you want, you can review the exclusive levels, otherwise do NOT rate the pack.”

Rating AB Single Player pack pt 1 and 2

Placement:
Placement is good.
Rank: Good

Story:
No story!
Rank: Horrible

Eyecandy:
Well… it is pretty good. Nothing more to say.
Rank: OK/Good

Obstacles:
The most levels are pretty hard. But there are also levels that I’ve completed in less than one minute!!
Rank: Sufficient

Length:
What a lot of levels. Whew!
Rank: Very good

Extra score:
An extra score for ‘Yourself’
You said: ‘Have an evil router keeping you from the bash? Well look no further than this Solo Bash campaign! Inside you’ll find a 4 poorly done(Hey I only had 24 hours) exlcusive levels(with 2 “cutscenes”), and 16 of the best SP levels found on the J2O and the J2C (with the emphasis being on the J2C).
Ahah! So… most of the levels are not created by yourself!!
Rank: Horrible

Final Rating: 5.3
Download recommendation: No
(N/A requires 5.5 and Yes requires 7.5)

Best wishes with your further episodes and do not use levels that you haven’t created.

Peter (JazzBuster)
(Rating removal. n00b has stated that “If you want, you can review the exclusive levels, otherwise do NOT rate the pack.” The rest of the levels are not being presented as his own work, just as a compendium of levels for a playing experience, much like the Anniversary Bash Battle and CTF packs, which are also not comprised exclusively of levels made by the compiler. ~Violet)

Something I forgot to mention, the exclusive levels made for this pack MUST be played in 8-bit, with low detail off.

After that, for the most part, you can play on whatever settings you have.

Here is it. A small, thin 3 for your level. I didn’tlike it. I searched the entrance for 2 minutes and there were too many enemies into the tempel. And the cats were useless. And the background with same speed of the sprite layer in high detail was a bad idea.

Note that this is a parody of a level from Invasion of Deserto.

Too bad I played this one before you uploaded it for the second time. I had a laugh when playing ‘Tempel Level’…things just became worse and worse as you progres through the level. All right, I won’t spoil it for those who haven’t downloaded the level, but you can expect some rather nice effects like a swarm of Sparks following you through a suckertube barely fast enough to outrun them, with a warp at the very end, or how about reading two of the most useful text strings ever? You also get to shoot for ages and ages, good if you want to (accidentally) destroy your keyboard for insurance money, and you will get hurt randomly…all…the time.

The level still manages to not be completely bad…sure, there are surprises, but they only become unpleasant if you are naive enough to think it’s all going to be a walk in the park after being TOLD the level was a bad one. I had a lot of fun walking on spikes with no hurt events while going through a cloud of Cheshire cats that disappear on contact and don’t actually do anything.

‘Tempel Level’ has a spelling mistake in its name and it’s my belief it has absolutely no replayability. But just as you only get one shot at life (unless you’re James Bond), you only need to play this level once to get as much as you can from it. Download at your discretion.

EDTI: Yay, I beat n00b and got the longest review.

Come on people, I have a quota of exactly 7 comments per upload to uphold.
EDIT- WR, the spelling mistake was a reference to DX’s old episode “The Tempel Episode” and it’s sequel “The Tempel Episode 2” in celebration of the series’ semi-trequel “Jazz X” actually going somewhere
EDIT2- It started that way UF, but it eventually just became a testing ground of any potential horrible gameplay concepts that I had in my head.

You call this a level??

It doesn’t even have an exit. If you want to stare at the no. 4000 whilst you’re stuck, download this.

(Hey, I’m just commenting. But this is pretty pointless. Who would waste a 4000th download on this small thing??)

WHAT THE HELL???
“…it’s by far 10x better than Danyjel’s “BESTEST LEVEL EVER!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111!!!”…” Nothing can be better than the bestest, you should know it. Damnation, poor people live in this world.

Too bad the 4000th upload is some sucky thing with the numbers “4000”.

Only thing there is are some tiles :( Um, yeah.

Have you ever uploaded something usefull?

That’s odd.

w00t!

This doesn’t do justice to anything. :-P

EDIT: Why doesn’t Blacky’s review have a date?

I Really, Really DO NOT use CHEATS.
Because you know what cheaters have got.
(Unsupported rating (1) removal. ~Violet)

Ischa: Bad level, and I HATE UTERUS BOSSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That gived me an idea….

Bad level, and I HATE UTERUS BOSSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Unsupported rating (1) removal. Please specify an argumented reason as to why you gave your rating. The reason provided was not enough. – FQuist]

Jarno, read before you post .

This is a stupid level :P I got stuck in the beethingie in the beginning. Maybe post a link to it from an tutorial or something to show that this is a bad ample? But anyway, nice job on fitting so much stuff in there and showing it like this.