Jazz Jackrabbit 2 Online

oh man are you***?

Don’t upload betas.

Please remember to include all the tilesets.

Story
There isn’t one so i won’t rate.

Eyecandey
Very plain. We got a layer 8 space background that moves. Layer 3 is boring and doesn’t use many tiles. It’s also looks empty. The flame animations don’t have enough frames and look weird as they don’t loop properly. Not much is used in lyaer 3. Boring eyecandey.
1/10
Gameplay
Again boring. All you do is destroy a crate, drop down, then run to a wall and it stops there. You can find some coins and enter a warp but there’s no need as there’s nothing to defeat. Most of the coins are also to easy to get to.
1/10
Enemy Placement
Non so no points.
0/10
Pickups
Poor. small amount, power-ups in open area, little bit of food, coins. That’s all I can think of. Oh and little ammo.
1/10

Final Score: 3/40
Score: 1
Rank: Z
DR? No. Spend more time on your levels and don’t upload betas.

This might be the most hideous noise ive ever heard. Its barely recognisable, the guitars are offtune so the pitch is wrong, and the multiple layers of guitar and effects just worsens it.

[Review changed to quick review. – cooba]

I didn’t like this remix of Xmas2. Most of the sounds have been replaced by guitars ALL at the SAME volume.
Although I could hear some of the music, this didn’t sound very Christmassy (is that a word?) at all. Sounds like something you’d hear in a space level.
No DL Reccomendation.
1.0

how can you be so sure i like this? this is just an odd remix where you only changed the samples to other samples.. to awful sounding guitars.. all guitars on same volume.. you can’t even hear the melody. and those guitars do not have the right transpose.

[Review changed to quick review. – cooba]

Whoops – now i just clicked on EvilMike’s account: He is trafton!!! Sorry

Btw, the “tileset creator” you refer to is, I believe, CelL, but I could be mistaken…

Anyways, this is your first upload, huh? Well, I kind of guessed at that just a little…

Not to be terribly unkind for your first upload, it’s horrible. It was so incredibly short, all the coins but one were waaaay to easy to find [and the last one I had to look in the editor to find a little one-tile hole, sigh…..], there was no exit, no baddies, barely any weapons [then again, what’d they be for? :(], and the music was a COMPLETE ripoff. Come on, why not just call it “Song14.s3m”? Or “Scraparap.s3m”? That’s what it really is. For a beta version, it sure is pretty messy.

3.0 is WAY too high of a rating.

Now that I’m done criticizing you, I can be nicer. I have this thing, where I feel I should review fairly and bluntly, but I also want to be appreciative to newcomers, who will form the backbone of J2O when the older folks leave [God forbid, =L…]. I being only a few months registered myself am still a new player to many people here. Enough rambling about myself, let’s talk about what was good…
Amazingly, the level had minimal buggage, which surprises me. At least you had a creative name [System Binary. A kind of ring to it….].
What to fix, what to fix… The length, first and foremost. This level is far too short for my likings. Rename the music. Otherwise it’s kinda stealing… Add baddies, eyecandy [did I mention that hardly any exists in this level at all?], an exit. Oh, and always, ALWAYS include the tileset, or at least a link to it. I was lucky I had it. By the way, readers, The tileset is Battleships v2. The set is available Here. And you’ll be back in business. I’m sorry I can’t be more helpful, but it really was kinda lousy. But just keep trying!

back… a what kind of level this wants to be because Single Player is small and he is not over … :and back I am not top notch what to say I ask you repair it and sorry 3 point