Jazz Jackrabbit 2 Online

It’s in MP3 file so I’ll review it only like music to listen in WinAmp or in some CD or MP3 or HDD or asdfghjkl some other player and it has little different claims. It is not game music, althrough it really sounds like it. But I prefer demoscene, so smile!
First of all, like in all cases, this is not remix. It’s only resample, and resamples can be good or bad. Truly. This resample is good, yes. I love those new instruments. They have really high sound quality, they are briliant. All samples are good, but I think it’s not synchronious. Combination of those samples is really strange… But although I will do burn it to CD (with demoscene, P!nk and Soviet songs) what I will listen at least month until I will update it with new songs… But I will not replace this. I love strangity, I am strange… Just download it!
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I will give you more if you release module version. Lot of people will host it if you do it.

If you find some bugs, please let me know, so i can fix them. thanks. ;)

lol, y did u put a poem?

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Wow this ruxors…………………… oh did i say ruxor?
i meant suxors! This sucks, it is TSF, and it isnt assault, it is a boring single player lvl! nothing to see here

Wow, This sux! i luv it…. not! Here goes the review:

Eyecandy: Some bugs in the 4th layer, and no use of layers,1,2,3,5,6,7! WOW! i luv it already… not! that sux, i have nothing to comment on there. Well there is one thing, layer 8 had the original censored tile use. GREAT!

Gameplay: The level is boring, short, has too many spikes, also is quite easy. Quite a lot of enemies for a small boring level. Nothing cool, no secrets, nothing original. nothing good here… Great again!

Pickup Placement: Sort of sux, seeing as there is hardly anything, and well, levels are a lot better with loads of pickups…. Great, yet again

Overall: Here are my comments:
1) Level sucks. Even for a first single player. Skeleton castle is worse but really this sux!
2) Try other lvls and get some original ideas if u can!

This music makes Me think about a Frozen mine or something. Jarno Vos is just being Evil. This IS good music (duh its MP3)but the ending part was a little off.

JEALOUSNESS >O

Not zo good Music [This review has been edited by Jarno vos]

Cool Tileset Man !
(Unsupported rating removal. Please back up your rating with a review – for example, what makes this tileset good? How’s the color, graphic quality, masking, tile placement and/or variety? What could be improved? What could be added? ~Violet)[This review has been edited by Violet CLM]

just as Green plant says:the levels are to short
ammo placement:
bad when i need ammo i cant find them and if i do find them i dont need them
end bosses:
ad each level there is an end boss thats ok bud at the last level they are with annoying much end bosses only belongs to an end of the level tlaking about the last level what about that maze[i like the maze itself bud:]the maze is maked of blocks that jou cannot stamp while it are stamp blocks and it is just to easy and if jou kan get on the top the end bosses attack jou and the laval is in the air not right to
food and goodies placement:
bad somethimes a carrot when not needed is placed and only the shield and the time clock at the begin of the last level is placed good
tile placement:
wel i already tolk about that a bid bud heres an list:
the vines dont hurt
there are warps placed everywhere
etc.
total rating: 3.7-not to bad for an first level pocket keep it going that way and mabey you ever get a then here
download recmdation: jes if jou do like an:easy level much end bosses to run away from and easy and that kind of things if jou dont like ONE of the tings sayed here above than the download recomdation is no
and good try brother if i wasnt only testing the level it probley hasn,t made even a one and afthere al sorry for not rating this level for you at home bud momentilie jou are at an party so…

Lark: It’s MP3. >(

Ok, review:

Instruments:

Love it. The only thing I kinda hate is the replacement of the chimes. The chimes in the remix sounded too ‘bright’. 8 of 10.

Actual Music:

Sounds pretty much like the Crysilis Music. I love the fade, however. 9 of 10.

Hype:

Hype is what the rating for the download was prior to me reviewing it. So, 8 of 10.

Tilt:

Great music. It’s just beautiful. I just don’t like the chimes. That takes you from a 10 of 10 for tilt to a 9.5 of 10. But still pretty good.

Overall:

8 + 9 + 8 + 9.5 = 34.5 / 4 = 8.625 = 8.7 of 10. Nice job.

-ThO

Jarnos Vos (Or whatever his name is): I’d like to see YOU make a better song. Besides, you just can’t say it sucks and leave nothing to back it up. What sucks about it? Explain, please.[This review has been edited by RoW_Odin314]

I’m just gonna write a short review due to lack of time, will, and nobody writes long reviews for music, anyway, for the most part.

Although this is more of an instrument change than a remix, it’s one of the best instrument changes I’ve ever heard and I give it a huge downloaded reccomendation.

The only part I dislike is the instrument choice for the replacement of the slapbass instrument (or whatever instrument it was). The two main melody instruments are awesome.

I plan to use this in a level some day. Extremely rux.

Edit: Aah, I didn’t notice, this is MP3 format! =| I feel bad taking off points for that, so I’ll just leave my rating how it is.[This review has been edited by labratkid]

Ohhhhhhh :(. I thought you would like it.
(IP! This is another person in the Green Plant/Sabaspaz area. ~Violet)[This review has been edited by Violet CLM]

You mixed 2 songs togheter, but you can hear the Menu remix more than Medieval. You changed some tunes, and it sounds pretty good.

In some places, it sounds pretty empty.

I think you left some sounds that were in the original one too. They fit. For your first remix, this is very good actually!

And you can use it in your levels!

[L]WOW THIS OWNZ M8 MAKE MORE!!!![/L]

No it doenst _” it sucks.

Its make m confusion, i cant say about this this isnt rly a level..
only a brainwash..

Bah.
This one i can make in 5 min.

TOO SHORT.
a SP have to be not too long not small, no good, this one isnt good.

I cant sya more about this i’m srry ubt this is totaly crpa.

I cant give a long review ow this (stuff)

(Rating restoration and major filter bypass removal. Your rating was fine, although the swear word you partially filtered yourself was NOT. -Trafton)[This review has been edited by Trafton AT]

7.5??!!

Chandie you evil overrater >:(
This is nowhere near seven.

Seems that evil reviewer PHT has to get back in time and review this.

CHECKLIST
[x] Single player mode available
[-] Multiplayer mode available *
[x] Playable with Jazz
[x] Playable with Spaz
[x] Playable with Lori
[x] Easy/medium/hard setting
Difficulty: Easy

*There is a door which closes behind you after you got through it so you can’t play this in Co-Op (because the player/s behind you won’t have a way to get through)

STORY
No story included.
SCORE: 1.0

LVL DESIGN AND EYECANDY AND STUFF
Lvl design was really dull, you shoot some blocks, try to jump over some spikes (which mostly hurt you because they aren’t avoidable —> [is that a word?]) and shoot some enemies. After you did that for a short time you warp to the end boss, fight him and win.

Chandie what did you say? Levels are more beautiful than the original JJ2 censored levels??? No way, eyecandy sucks. There are no background layers and the sprite eyecandy is way to minor. And I know what I’m talking about (played the censored levels 2 minutes ago).

No original stuff included, it’s all very linear and way to short. Interesting air? I don’t know what you are talking about Chandie.
SCORE: 4.0

GAMEPLAY
Like I said before the gameplay is very linear and the spikes are annoying. There are way too less pickups.
SCORE: 4.0

SIZE
Way too short. It took me 4 minutes to play through it, and that’s only because I died once. A level should take about a minimum of 10 minutes (I think).
SCORE: 2.0

AMMO AND OTHER WEAPONS STUFF
One sentence: THERE’S NO AMMO IN THE WHOLE LEVEL! Never do this, always put ammo in a level.
SCORE: 1.0

BADDIES
The baddy placement is ok, the enemies fit and are a bit strategically placed. Also there is a hard mode setting. The endboss (Tuffman) fits well.
SCORE: 7.5

HURT EVENTS AND OTHER OBSTACLES
There are some annoying spikes and some lava thumbs but that’s all. You mostly can’t avoid to get hurt by the spikes.
SCORE: 2.5

TILESET
The author used the censored 2 tileset. Nothing wrong with that set, I like it but you don’t have to include it in the pack because it came with JJ2 :)
SCORE: 7.0

USE OF TILESET
Tileset use is really bad. No background, no foreground, and the most tiles aren’t used. SPEND TIME ON EYECANDY NEXT TIME! Good thing is that there are no tilebugs:
SCORE: 3.0

MUSIC
The author used the music track “Try17”. I like this tune and it fits well. GOOD JOB!
SCORE: 7.5

CONCLUSION
I’m really sorry that I have to grade this down, but Chandie has really overrated it (does this have a reason?)
It’s way too short and the dull tileset use really hurts the level. Next time make a playtest and stop the time. Make sure it takes long enough to get through the level. Also you shouldn’t do things like spikes you can’t avoid. Please don’t get mad on me, if this is your first level it is very good for a first try. But it won’t help you if I give you a high rating just because you are new. KEEP MAKING LEVELS, I also started with bad levels and now I make…….bad levels :) but they are better than my first ones.
DOWNLOAD RECCOMENDATION: No
HOST: No
LEVEL RANK: little below average
FINAL SCORE: 4.0

[EDIT:] Green Plant, only because his first level isn’t good doesn’t mean he sucks. He didn’t spam the dl section, it’s his first try. If he makes a bunch of another levels which have the same mistakes as this one (I mean he doesn’t listen to us evil reviewers), than he’s spamming the dl section and then he sucks. [This review has been edited by PHT]

Hey this is a really good level that’s more beautiful than the real Hell levels.

there weren’t enough goodies but no problem:)

there’s an interesting air in the level but it’s too short. maybe u can use this level in a new level pack!
it was a bit difficult bcoz there were too much spikes but less enemies. good![This review has been edited by chandie]

Can’t rate Neon Nightmare thats mine.

Neon2:
Eyecandy:Not just a bit.
Flow:Not much at all.
Ammo: Very good arrangement.
Other bits:please don’t make a remix of my levels

17-D:
Eyecandy: Very good! I loved the astriods and the underground stuff.
Flow:Pretty good
Ammo:Pretty well placed, it just needs to be a bit more.
Other bits:A rather large level, might not be too good for hosting, unless in a ceremony or something.

You’re kidding, right? I thought the gameplay was (excuse any coarse language) CRAP. Um, it’s nice that you made almost exact replicas, but GEEZ!! I couldn’t get through Diamondus without JJGOD. There must be a LAW against placing so many Bumbling Bees in one area!! You certainly did not take into account that JJ2 bees are 10000000000000000x harder than JJ1 bees. As for Tubelectric, a n00b who doesn’t know how sparks work would tear their hair out in frustration. (Hint: Sparks only move when you move with your back turned!!) And it happened AGAIN in Medivo! JJ2 helmuts are EASY!!! Medivo was EASY!!! As for eyecandy, it was pretty good. You can call it unfair if you want, but there’s my 2 cents. I give it a 5.5!