RecommendedReview by the real one Bjarni

Posted:
20 May 2013, 21:50
For: Literally Frozen Spring
Level rating: 8.8
Rating
9.7

I finished playing this level, and I have to be honest, I really enjoyed it a lot.

The main Jazz Jackrabbit 2 game isn’t challenging at all. In fact the main levels are very easy. That’s not the case with this level. It’s actually very challenging. It took me a long time to know what I was supposed to do, and find the right crates etc. They weren’t hard to find, but it still required some thinking.

I also love the placement of the items in this level. I get to use variety of weapons. A lot of places requires the flamethrower, which is why I’m glad I knew where to find flamethrowers.

As for the scenery, I love how the level looked. It looks absolutely fantastic.

As for the coins, I can’t say what I think of the areas that require a coin. Because finding each coin is hard, some of them are hidden that’s not a bad thing.

Overall, this was a challenging and a very fun level. Well done. I’m rating it 9.7. Yeah, it is very high, but I believe this level deserves it.

Review by the real one Bjarni

Posted:
14 Aug 2004, 20:35
For: Escape from Nippius
Level rating: 8.3
Rating
N/A

:( I want to play but…………I don’t have enough money for JJ1 someone help me!!!!!!!!!

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Posted:
Posted more than 20 years ago
For: CarCandy ( For Cooba's Eyecandy Contest DONT RATE IT! )
Level rating: N/A
Rating
N/A

Gert, don’t you understand what “Don’t Rate” means? Your review/rating will be removed soon I promise!

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Posted:
Posted more than 20 years ago
For: RAWK! (JJ2 edition!)
Level rating: N/A
Rating
N/A

Thanks for deleting Boddy!

I spammed Snooz and I hate spam! So I removed the text![This review has been edited by the real one Bjarni]

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Posted:
Posted more than 20 years ago
For: Forest test v. 1.5
Level rating: 1.2
Rating
1.5

I’m so sorry, but

Bad Eye Candy
Bad Layout
Too small
Not fun!
Just 1 years old kids can deafet this!
Everyone can!
I want to go to something more fun!
No point!

1.5, sorry!

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Posted:
Posted more than 20 years ago
For: Rabbit Roast
Level rating: 5.2
Rating
N/A

Stop this! You have TSF, so please correct the info!

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Posted:
Posted more than 20 years ago
For: The Castle Of Ghosts!!!!!!
Level rating: 4.5
Rating
N/A

Why didn’t I listen to Violet? Violet was right! =( I should listen to him, he was saying I need to fix things! Oh well, I hope I can get better next time!

P.s. This Matthew is Labratkid not MattW or iCeD

Satan: You can play it! I’m not goona tell the password, the level is in Home Cooked level, you don’t need the password, it’s there for security resson, you can pllay anyway! I won’t delete the password! Never do this again, ok? It’s your problem, delete some levels, and you can play mine!

Eter: Your review is too short! Why do you want to give it 10, what about eye candy, layout and enemies? Please have more details in your reviews!

Someone please delete Satan’s review about me to delete the password, I’ll always use passwords, and Satan’s review should be deleted because it’s spam! Passwords is to keep my level security, I won’t give anyone the passwords expect the beta-testers![This review has been edited by the real one Bjarni]

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Posted:
Posted more than 20 years ago
For: JJ1 Music Pack
Level rating: 8
Rating
N/A

I’m not as good in rating music then tileset/levels so I’ll give it N/A

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Posted:
Posted more than 20 years ago
For: City
Level rating: 7.7
Rating
8.5

Ok, let’s rate it:
Backround: Well, there is a textured backround in this backround, and I love it!
Hooks: None hooks!
Hurts: There are some hurt tiles in this tileset!
Stomps: All kinds
Calculator: Well, that doesn’t belongs to city tileset
Vine: None
Cars: It’s city tileset, right? Why aren’t any cars then?
Text: Nice!
Rain: Well, there is some of them!
Invisible wall: I hate them, but nice anyway!
Lights: Well, red, yellow and green what it’s supported to be!
Sucker Tubes: Well, they’re nice!
Jazz head: That’s great!
Download recommand: Yes
Use the tileset: Yes!
Overall rating: Eight dot Five
Have a nice day! ;-)

~Bjarni Haraldur Sigfússon

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Posted:
Posted more than 20 years ago
For: JJ1 Music Pack
Level rating: 8
Rating
N/A

Hey, my JJ2 is fixed, I finally installed pack so now does other then “.j2b” works for my JJ2, I’m so happy! I’ll not review this! I’ll review then the volume 5 comes I promise!

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Posted:
Posted more than 20 years ago
For: Turtemple (TaZaR Remix)
Level rating: 7.7
Rating
N/A

Once again Only “.J2B” works

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Posted:
Posted more than 20 years ago
For: Xmas remixes-Battleships to Exoticus
Level rating: 5.5
Rating
N/A

Once again………..Oops, I went much long back to the past, sorry!

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Posted:
Posted more than 20 years ago
For: Candy Wars
Level rating: 8.3
Rating
8.5

Danyjel and RoW_Odin314, these are really short reviews! Let me show you how real reviewers rates:

Cookie War:
Eye candy: Great looks like a chocolate rock
Layout: The layout also looks like chocolate nice work!
The backround: Wow, it’s really nice, I like these stars
Food: Yeah, there are many food at the buttom, nice work with that
Food machine: That’s really interesting, yeah it is!
Springs: Many springs, yeah, the most of them are blue one
Vines: Many vines but not too many
Weapon placement: That’s great many weapons
The Art: I don’t know if you made the art or not! But it reminds me of chocolate, that’s good!
The type of level: Battle
Download Recommand: Yes

Saturday Night Disco:
Eye Candy: It looks like city, nice work
Layout: It reminds me of city
The backround: It’s textured, and cool, I love textured backrounds
Springs: Fewer this time
Pizza: Yeah, there are some
Disco: A lot of disco, yahoo!
Weapon Placement: Really well!
Coins: They’re hiding somewhere! I can’t find them!
Level type: Battle
Download recommand: Yes!

Rusty Terrain:
Eye Candy: Cool, I like it!
Layout: Just like computers? That’s great!
The backround: Not different from oringal Labrat in the oringal
Sucker tube: They’re many, but not too many!
Weapon placement: Many of them, that’s great!
Belt: Many belts, many belts but not too many! That’s good!
Springs: Few, really
Level type: Battle
Download recommand: Yes!

The Dark Abyss:
Eye Candy: The eye candy is great, I love this dark eye candy
Layout: Looks like rocks, and it’s good!
Backround: Textured and I love that!
Sucker tube: Only two, one long one short, they’re both hidden somewhere in this level!
Weapon placement: Few, really few!
Springs: They’re also few!
Buttstomp: Yeah, there are some in this level!
Level type: Battle
Download recommand: Yes!

The StarBreaker:
Eye candy: Great copy of JJ2
Layout: See above
The backround: Really nice, it’s blue, I love blue!
Shields and powerups: Many of them hidden somewhere in this level! ;D
Fake Spaz: He is pretty funny!
Frog: He is just here all the day!
Weapon placement: Many, but not too many!
Springs: Fewer then last time!
Teleporters: Yeah, there are some in this level!
Level type: Battle
Download recommand: Yes!

Cargo Section 5:
Eye candy: just like you’re in gameship
Layout: well, it’s also just like I said about the eye candy
Backround: Space backround of course!
Weapon placement: None!
Sucker tube: One and long!
Food: Much food to eat here!
Morph placement: Only one!
Belt: Defently with the sucker tube
Level type: Unknown
Download recommand: Yes!

The Leprechaun forest:
Eye candy: I love it it reminds me of the autum
Layout: Well, reminds me of buituiful garden!
Backround: Textured!
Warp: There are many warps in the buttom of this level
The food waterfall: It’s so great, I love it!
The coins bar: No point of getting the coins, there’s nothing interesting!
Going up to the top: No, we can’t!
Weapon placement: None!
Level type: Unknown
Download recommand: Yes!

Inside the Pit:
Eye candy: The other one was better!
Layout: So normal
Backround: Textured
Weapon placement: None
Foods: Many foods, nothing much more
Level type: Unknown
Download recommand: No!

Stereo Motion:
Eye candy: Not good, not bad either!
Layout: Not good or bad!
Backround: Textured!
Foods: Many foods
Sucker tube: Many, really many!
Morph: Hidden somewhere in this level!
Warp: Really few
Level type: Unknown
Download recommand: Yes!
The Gumball Machine:
Eye Candy: So gold
Layout: Green waterfall, junk!
Backround: So many diamondus
candy bar: Good! I love candy!
Weapon placement: None!
Sucker tube: It looks like but isn’t!
Level type: Unknown
Download recommand: Yes!
Warps: All of them does let the candy bar make candy, mmmmmmm!!!!

Comments: This is really nice work, of all these levels, some levels are battle, and some type that I don’t know what I can say! Really nice work, good luck with your next protject! ;-)

~Bjarni Haraldur Sigfússon

RoW_Odin314: Bjarney is English name, and I’m Icelandic, please call me just Bjarni![This review has been edited by the real one Bjarni]

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Posted:
Posted more than 20 years ago
For: Another Story (Try-Me Competition event 3 entry)
Level rating: 8.7
Rating
N/A


Originally posted by luuk:
I’m having problems whit the file tmcship1.j2l, he is asking for an tileset file called neonius.j2t, which you didn’t add in the zip file, where can I find this tileset?

Yeah, I totally agree! Please help us!

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Posted:
Posted more than 20 years ago
For: Jazz Jackrabbit 1 menusong REMIX
Level rating: 8.1
Rating
N/A

I’m getting tired of this! Please make your musics in “.j2b” this doesn’t work for any JJ2 versions, for example mine!

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Posted:
Posted more than 20 years ago
For: JJ1 Music Pack
Level rating: 8
Rating
N/A

Once again, some musics doesn’t work for any JJ2, I’m not the only one! And oncea again, only .j2b works for all JJ2 versions!

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Posted:
Posted more than 20 years ago
For: Cavey Forest
Level rating: 7.1
Rating
7.2

Ok, here comes my loooooonnnnnnnnnngggggggggg review:
Eye Candy: The eye candy is really good, nice work! You’re getting this!

Weapon placement: Many weapons, too many! That’s fun! Yeah, I love CTF levels with a lot of weapons!

Backround: Well, the texture backround rules, but it more happens in cave then outsite, so we can’t see it really much!

Diffuculy: Too easy, please have the flags longer ways to each others!

Layout: It’s great!

Springs: Many springs, that’s good!

Powerups: Yeah, there are some powerups! But they’re too few, some hidden somewhere! =D

Download recommand: Yes!!!

Host it to the Internet: Yes!!!!

Overall rating: 7.2

Have a nice day! ;D

~Bjarni Haraldur Sigfússon[This review has been edited by the real one Bjarni]

Review by the real one Bjarni

Posted:
Posted more than 20 years ago
For: JJ1 Music Pack
Level rating: 8
Rating
N/A

How many times should I say “Only .j2b works”?

Cooba: I know, but I’m not the only one with this problem![This review has been edited by the real one Bjarni]

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Posted:
Posted more than 20 years ago
For: Carrot Anyone?
Level rating: 7.5
Rating
8.5

Here comes my loooooooonnnnnnnnngggggggggg review:

The eyecandy: The eye candy is ok!

Music: I love the music

Tileset in use: Yeah, I love carrotus tileset!

Enemies: Many but not too many!

Cat: There’s two(or more) funny cats in this lvel

Lizards: Many of them!

1up: There are too many!

Jack-In-The_Box: There are many that’s good!

The end-boss: I love him!

Overall rating: 9.5 Have a nice day! ;)

~Bjarni Haraldur Sigfússon[This review has been edited by Bjarni Haraldur Sigfússon][This review has been edited by the real one Bjarni]

Review by the real one Bjarni

Posted:
Posted more than 20 years ago
For: Jazz Jackrabbit Remix Pack
Level rating: 6.3
Rating
N/A

Would you please have it on .j2b? Jazzers how many times should I tell ya, that other then “j2b” doesn’t works for all jazzers, please stop uploading these stuff, they’re hard and annoying!


Originally posted by Violet CLM:
Bjarni, when setting a music file for a level, you need to include the file extension if it’s not a .j2b. Thus…

Peaceful.j2b = Peaceful
CRAZYDANCE.MOD = CRAZYDANCE.MOD

Hopefully, that should let you listen to some other music files with JJ2.


No, .mod won’t work either for my JJ2!

P.s. I forgot only admins can add more then 1 review!

(Rating removal. ~Violet)

censored I didn’t even rate!

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