Jazz Jackrabbit 2 Online

It’s NOT “.j2b”
(…which doesn’t matter. ~Violet)[This review has been edited by Violet CLM]

Ok, here comes my long review, one level per review:

Level1:
Eyecandy: Not really good, it reminds me of old computers, that’s great!
Layout: yeah, the layout is nice!
Story: Save sheep is so nice, it’s really hard to find them! ;-) That’s so cool!
Backround: Great backround
Walk underwater: Wow, that’s nice, I’ve never play these levels
Machines: They’re nice, and all machines gives sound so I answered this guy: “Everybody knows that”
6.2

Level2:
Eyecandy: Fantastic, it’s so cool! It’s so real!
backround: Yeah, that’s cool too! And so real, like I am on North pole with the Senta Clause
Layout: I love that, that’s real too!
Story: Wow, I love save the Senta Clause and the christmas! =D
Fake Senta: He is bad, he shouldn’t be available to life
9.7

Level3:
Eye Candy: So dark and evil
Layout: Yeah, that’s so vampireless
Backround: It’s so dark, I was scared!
Story: So, Spaz Jackrabbit would like to be a vampire? That’s nice, so now he is! =D
Find the keys: Yeah, there were hard to find them!
7.2

Level4:
Eye Candy: Nice eye candy, both dark and light eye candies!
Layout: Great layout, good job!
Backround: I love both backrounds!
Story: Well, save a heros that was in prision and did nothing wrong, five heros, that’s cool! =D
Hidden dark: Well, it was hard to find the hidden dark world, lol!
9.7

Level5:
Eye candy: Wonderful, just wonderful
Backround: Yeah, I love that!
Layout: The layout is perfect!
Story: Well, it’s not any story in this level!
Balloom Race: Hey, it reminds me of Balloom race, but it’s easier then that!
8.2

Avarge:
Eye candy: I love all the eye candies
Layout: Well, that’s good too!
Bakcround: Yeah, that’s good!
Story: I like them all!
Other: Wow, this is all cool!

Avarge rating: 8.2

Nice job! Keep it up!

~Bjarni Haraldur Sigfússon[This review has been edited by the real one Bjarni]

Ok, here goes the review: The maze is annoying, eh, I can’t rate because it’s not yours, I hope your friend will do better next time! Whatever his name is!

I’m so sorry, but there are too few start pos, too few weapons, too small level, springs are ok, bad eye candy, bad backround, too few carrots, sorry, I don’t have much to say, download not recommand! Sorry, better luck next time!

~Bjarni Haraldur Sigfússon

I know why AcId was mad here, my level name was “The Ice Battle” but Icy and Ice are so like, so I confused of wrong level! So sorry, please some admin do something! I’m so sorry, the name….Oh well!

Ok, let me rate this today:

-the eye candy are good,
-good layout,
-too many enemies,
-too short,
-too easy to deafet the “gaurd”
-we say guard not gaurd

6.7 keep it up, have a nice day!

~Bjarni Haraldur Sigfússon

I can’t play it! I’m so sorry, it’s TSF level! You need to change that!

It’s really really really wierd game! And bad! 1.5 from me! Sorry, better next time!
(Unsupported rating removal edit. ~Violet)[This review has been edited by Violet CLM]

Diamondus Battle Zone:
Two powerups
Too few weapons
Too small
4.5

Blackout Basement:
Too few weapons
Too small
Cool pole
Two hooks
Two powerups
8.7

Deep in the jungle:
Too small
Too few weapons
Too few powerups
2.5

Overall rating: 5.2 have a nice day!

~Bjarni Haraldur Sigfússon

Ok, but please don’t change the rating intro N/A, I just did mistakes, everybody can do mistakes! I didn’t know those mistakes! I’ll try better on my next five reviews!

Happy now?

[This review has been edited by Bjarni Haraldur Sigfússon][This review has been edited by the real one Bjarni]

YEAH!!!!!!!!! You have a ton of items!

1 Good eye candy
2 Great arts (you are good arter)
3 Good texture background
4 Great backround
5 Great forground
6 You forgot a lot of stomps
7 Good hook tile
8 Good poles tiles
9 Good leyers
10 Good animated tiles
11 Cool mountains
12 Cool fire
13 You’ve name your tileset, with your rabbit, that’s good!

Overall rating: 8.2, there some problem but few! ;-) Have a nice day!

~Bjarni Haraldur Sigfússon

Wow, it works! It should get 10, nice work![This review has been edited by the real one Bjarni]

Why is that level so good?

Good eye candy
Good music
Good tileset in used
Alot of weapons
One powerup
No secret
Good backround
Wow, how can you do this?

Wow, I’ll give it 8.7 so few problem, it seems like you’ve training longer and upload sooner!

Download recommand: Yes
Host it: Yes
Overall: 8.7

Have a nice day! ;-)

~Bjarni Haraldur Sigfússon[This review has been edited by the real one Bjarni]

It works fine for me! =D

:-/ My computer don’t know think about “.php” where can I download that program?

Ok, I know it’s bad! But I also know I’ll get this some day! If I training, I’ll get it, I know that! Training and again training, and I’ll get it! ;) I know I can! I also know why I got bad rating, it took just few minutes, to get high rating I should take a long long time! I’m always get better, I’ll get it one day, I know that! ;)

Labratkid: I haven’t, I just used the eye candy of Jazz2!

BeckY: Your review is too short! Thanks anyway, but real reviewers say what is right and wrong and what I can fix! Common, please edit your review, I wanna know what you think about this level! Not just I’m gettin’ better! Please! :-) I wanna know what is bad and wrong, you didn’t told me! Please edit it and have it longer, I wanna know what is wrong and what I can fix, please do that! Please! Only for me![This review has been edited by the real one Bjarni]

Sorry, it’s short really, eye candy’s bad, backround’z bad, just on type of enemy, bad, there is no secret don’t try to lie bad, no powerups bad, no save points bad, the exit point placement bad! 3.5 from me, sorry! It can’t get better rating, have a nice day!

~Bjarni Harladur Sigfússon

(Content clearence. -Trafton)[This review has been edited by Trafton AT]

It’s bad, really! I tried to change the coloour, but guess what! IT DIDN’T CHANCE IN JAZZ JACKRABBIT II, I WANTED ORANGE SPAZ IN SINGLE PLAYER BUT IT DIDN’T WORK!!!!!!!!! N\A from me, sorry, it’s that bad!

~Bjarni Haraldur Sigfússon[This review has been edited by the real one Bjarni]

Well well, well, let me rate this!

Eye candy; good
Texture backround; none I can’t see any
Poles; Lol, they’re some in this level
Animated tiles; Alot of them
Stomps; Alot but not all types!
Signature; Alot of them!
Arting; Good

Overall rating: 8.5 wow I won’t believe this, it’s so good tileset, nice job!

~Bjarni Haraldur Sigfússon

I agree with Labratkid!

Eye candy: Bad
Texture Backround: Good
Powerups: None, bad
Coins: None either
Size: Too short
Music: Only “.j2b” works yet
Weapons: To few

Bad
Bad
Bad
Bad

It’s really bad, Jazz WARS episodes was much better then that! It’s so bad! Please take more time in your next level, please!

~Bjarni Haraldur Sigfússon

I can say nothing about the 1.24 tileset because I just have 1.23 version, but anyway, here is my rating:
Eye Candy: Really great eye candy, cool, wow, it’s so cool!
Animated tiles: Nope, none animated tiles
Buttstomp: Alot of them but many forgotten
H-poles and V-poles: Alot of them really nice work
Art: Good, you are fantastic arter
Backround: Cool backround
Taxi: I like this taxi

Overall: 9.7 wow, it’s so good! Nice work! Keep it up! ;-D

Trafton: Don’t tell me you are gonna chance it to N / A please! :-([This review has been edited by the real one Bjarni]