Jazz Jackrabbit 2 Online

OMG OMG OMG

Well this strikes me a bit.
I dunno why I should review this.

Eyecandy
Well the only eyecandy makes it a .9+.
Well don’t know why there is eyecandy in such small
levels,but stil there are layers used and other things…

Gameplay
Heh talk about crap.
The gameplay is worse even.
The placement is good but still
there was no ammo like plants in a desert.
The next level had tuf turtle the scwartzenguard(too hard to write),with some respawning bees.

DR? No,because its just 2 mins of gameplay
just the eyecandy saves it.

I’m afraid that I will have to give it a 2.9.

Just spend some more time making levels make these levels more larger before even uploading them.

BORED – I dunno why but I just felt like reviewing this.

EYECANDY

The eyecandy in these levels is just great. No tilebugs and great backgrounds. The lighting used in the cave part of the first level looked cool. The leaves in Level 2 look OK but they do move a bit slow.

7/10

GAMEPLAY

While these levels have excellent eyecandy, the gameplay is poor. Levels are too short. Level 1 took me about 20 seconds to finish and Level 2 is just a Boss level which took me about 40-50 seconds to complete.

1/10

PICKUP PLACEMENT

There’s some food but not very much. There’s Gems and Carrots but these are pointless in a level which lasts about 20 seconds. Placement is good but Carrots aren’t really needed in such a short level.

2.5/10

ENEMY PLACEMENT

Placement of enemies is good but there are just too few to kill me and as the levels are short it’s hard to get killed.

2/10

OBSTACLE PLACEMENT

Not many obstacles. There’s 4 Destruct Scenery blocks but that’s just about it.

1.3/10

OVERALL SCORE = 13.8/50 (2.76)
ROUNDED TO 2.8

RANK: F – Bad

DOWNLOAD?

While this pack does have excellent eyecandy, it’s let down by the poor gameplay. So, it’s no DR, sorry.

What, you are uploading short levels made in your boredom!?
Ok, let’s start my review then.

EYECANDY

There isn’t many bads to say about this.
It’s good placed, there are some
trees and mushrooms.
But i think eyecandy isn’t really
needed in these short levels.
You know, it’s not hurting your eyes :P

ITEM PLACEMENT

Some food, some gems, a carrot,
nothing more.

ENEMY PLACEMENT

For the few seconds you are in the level, it’s great.
It are the standard enemys using
in the diamondus world (you know, Lizards and Turtles).
The boss level also has some enemys
and that’s not originaly but nice.

LONG SHORT

Like i and we all sayd, 2 short levels
made for boredom purposes only.

COMMENT AND RATING

Well, i only can say that making levels
in your boredom is nice, but never
upload them!

Rating: 2.0

Man im’ bored……. Strange name.

Level 1: At first I thought “Hey this isn’t bad, nice eyecandy, good enemies…” Until I finished in a matter of seconds……That was level one.

Level 2: It’s a boss level, after a very short level. I defeat the boss then says something odd, then done, finished the whole thing.

1/5….. You have the eyecandy. Items, Gemeplay, Enemies, Size = NO.

Rating: 1.7

Download recommendation: No unless you want to time yourself doing a boss (Thats what I love doing: Fearofdarks time: 1 minute 56 seconds)

Final Comments: You are nowhere near my recommendation for a download. You need a 7.5.

Two levels, one incredibly short with some enemies, and second a plain, yet quite entertaining boss arena.

All you do is killing foes on your way in order to reach exit, completely triggerless. No ammo at all, but it couldn’t have any use, because of the shortness. Not any kind of a puzzle, which is BAAD. This level must’ve taken few minutes to do.

Second level consists of few foes, a beehive, and a Tuf Boss. If Tuf was put in some hard environment, this level could be more fun. Instead, it’s not that fun, but there’s something oddly satisfacting in killing him trying to squish regenerating bee as well.

The eyecandy saves this from a 2. It’s not that bad as I expected. No tilebugs, background layers used, etc. I only despise slow XSpeed of layer with leaves in level 2.

(On a side note, both levels could’ve been easily put in one level, but that’s irrelevant.)

YuuuuuuuCkkkkk
BAAAD
This IS VERY SHORT
I Have This Played In 1 Min.

I Hate It Zapper Make Better Levels
(Unsupported rating (1) removal. You have managed to explain that this is a short level, but that’s about it. Were there any other factors contributing to your rating? ~Violet)