Review by cooba

Posted:
Posted more than 22 years ago
For: JJ1: Bloxonius
Level rating: 8.8
Rating
N/A

Pretty good conversion, except animation of lamp, which has missing frames. Nothing else missing, and LRK even made slopes.

GJ!

PHT : No, Lego man with shootable head was actually included in Bloxonius, as he was supposed to be living guy despite being motionless, like those ones in toy planes.
Also, rating example levels is forbidden on J2O, I think. (Triggers work fine for me, though)[This review has been edited by Cooba]

Review by cooba

Posted:
Posted more than 22 years ago
For: Battles in the Desert
Level rating: 8
Rating
N/A

Blade, both levels are on Home Cooked list and Jazz Valley has no password. (OMG I HAVE SPOKEN TO GREAT BLADE YAY)

I played it once in Past’s server, and I have one comment : Dead Ends.

Isn’t it obvious? ;([This review has been edited by Cooba]

Review by cooba

Posted:
Posted more than 22 years ago
For: XE-Easter-b + Extra Tilesets
Level rating: 1.2
Rating
1.2

Tilesets you included are NOT yours. Don’t include not your tilesets because it wastes space and bandwith on J2O. Not to mention sux music.

To make matters even worse, level you submitted is poor modification of even more poor level from Christmas Chronicles. This level don’t include ANYTHING despite some pointless crap. Eyecandy is as bad as it was in former ‘Easter pinball eggs’ (read : Voldard quality). At least gameplay is not that bad. You never know what you will find – level bottom or some tiles. So l33t. [/irony].

Really, this level don’t deserve any better rating than this. I give + 0.2 points because you can hack levels with password, at least this.

D/L : No.
Host : It’s singleplayer.

Overall : Not zo good omgomgomog i rux .-)))))))))))

(Personal attack edit. -Trafton)[This review has been edited by Trafton AT]

No, Strato, I did not rate them. If I would, this would get a 3.5 or something.[This review has been edited by Cooba]

Review by cooba

Posted:
Posted more than 22 years ago
For: Captain Cook (both versions) v1.2
Level rating: 8.3
Rating
8.5

I have to say, this is very useful. Especially if level isn’t on Home Cooked list (danged option in JCS), and it’s passworded. Also, if you remember only name of level, you can search it here as well. My only complain is that files are completely messed up in list. Anyway, this is l33t program and I reccommend it to all TSFers (only 1.24? Bad.)

Review by cooba

Posted:
Posted more than 22 years ago
For: Diamondus Drive (with a tiny bit of Pezrock)
Level rating: 8.2
Rating
N/A

Rename the file because it may overwrite old Diamondus2.s3m made by Proximus.

Review by cooba

Posted:
Posted more than 22 years ago
For: 2 Unoriginal Levels
Level rating: 8
Rating
N/A

Despite I agree with LRK, these levels remind me my own ones. Strange fact is, LRK had different opinions for this, and mine.

Review by cooba

Posted:
Posted more than 22 years ago
For: CaKeY
Level rating: 8.2
Rating
N/A

DO NOT RATE EXAMPLE LEVELS, YOU PARP.

Review by cooba

Posted:
Posted more than 22 years ago
For: Sandy Sunset
Level rating: 7.8
Rating
N/A

Note that Quicksand is ripped from JJ1.

PHT : Bjarni, is NOT autistic, after all. Also, this article is JelZe’s, not JSZ Jazz’s.[This review has been edited by Cooba]

Review by cooba

Posted:
Posted more than 22 years ago
For: Play as Dark Jazz!
Level rating: 2.7
Rating
1.5

MASKING: To be honest, masking just sucks. Few objects are masked awfully,
for example the small column and Dopefish. Also, the mask messages are looking like a job of n00b. Plus, vines are too thick to move on them.
Pros: Feweral.
Cons: Miserable.
Rating: 1.5

ANIMATION: There is NO any animation here, despite the ugly destruct blocks.
I cannot explain how it sucks ;\
Pros: N/A
Cons: NO animations.
Rating: 1.0

COLOR: This tileset has totally messed up palette. While Jazz works slightest,
everything other is rather light than
dark. Suckers are yellow, RF missiles are yellow also, as well Spaz and Lori.
It seems like author was concepted mostly on Jazz (biasing).
Tileset contains also textured BG -
which is not used in example level because it just looks awful.
Plus, Dopefish image has used pure black color (0,0,0) which Jazz uses as
invisible. Thus, Dopefish hasn’t anything black.
Pros: It’s not that bad.
Cons: WAAAAAY too many problems. Rating: 2

OVERALL : This tileset is helluva rushed job, with offers awful palette
edits, besides Jazz. I have no idea
how someone can use it, as it’s simply
unfinished. My tips are to read stuff at www.jazz2online.com/tilesets (I doubt you were there already)

Rating : 1.5

EDIT : YAY .[This review has been edited by Cooba]

Review by cooba

Posted:
Posted more than 22 years ago
For: Operation: Kick Shell MOD (use at own risk)
Level rating: N/A
Rating
N/A

Mods usually include brand new environments, new guns, new enemies (Schwarzenguard in JJ2 style… yum!), and, of course, new levels. None of them are here. And I don’t want to backup tons of files only for bugful mod which includes only new music, new JCS.ini. At least listservers aren’t shown separately.

EDIT : Wait, Violet uses old account?[This review has been edited by Cooba]

Review by cooba

Posted:
Posted more than 22 years ago
For: Chrysilis MIDI
Level rating: 8.1
Rating
N/A
Not zo good music

This is very l33t, but NOTHING can beat Haze’s NWCryst.

Worth downloading.

Review by cooba

Posted:
Posted more than 22 years ago
For: Crysilis (Sapphire Remix)
Level rating: 8.3
Rating
N/A


Originally posted by Jarno vos:
Not zo good Music

JEALOUSNESS >O

Review by cooba

Posted:
Posted more than 22 years ago
For: A haxor 1337 level that ruxors
Level rating: 1
Rating
1

Yes. It’s a good thing to please people to make them upload your very own level. Nothing better than it.

‘Spastic Society’ uses one of Pokemon tilesets which went uploaded with this pack. Tileset use is very, very bad. Layer 8 constains pure bricky BG, layer 7 flipped STOP signs, layer 6 has falling Voltrobs which makes my eyes hurts (Not because they shoot thunders or something.) On foreground, you can glance at poorly made ‘*censored*y Mo’ sign made of inferior Voltrobs’ versions (I don’t meme their name). Awful. Are you female or something?

Pros : It HAS background.
Cons : It HAS awful stuff.

Actually, there’s no gameplay here. No flow, no anything… only narrow room. Perfectly BAD.

Pros : Walls.
Cons : Too less of walls.

As you might know, Frostbiter and TNT are worst MP weapons. Author seems to didn’t know about it. Level is filled with freezer ammo and TNT, regenerating in something about 3 seconds or something. And some Freezer PUs.

Pros : Ammo.
Cons : WRONG ammo.

In overall, I wanted to say, that 1st April already was, TICK.[This review has been edited by Cooba]

Review by cooba

Posted:
Posted more than 22 years ago
For: Forest test v. 1.5
Level rating: 1.2
Rating
1

Compared to NOKA’s gr8 Diamondus conversion, this is cigarettes’ smoke. DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE.

Besides the holes in ground and bunches of pine trees, there is NOT any part of eyecandy anywhere. Just some trees, ugly waterfall animation, and no background layers eyecandy except for mentioned before trees. Textured bg has no color. Is this good? No. It is smoke.
Pro : No tilebugs this time.
Con : Drab.

No events except for End Of Levelevent.

Should I Yay?

YaY!

Pro : End of level signpost is.
Con : There is no spoon.

As we know that tiny amount of events don’t make level bad (QoB, for example), but THIS is just carrying things so far. You start level with faling on trees, going straight right, right, right and right to reach the exit… imagine that.

Pro : No.
Con : YaY!

Overall: YaY 1.0
If you tried to see what you can build with level, so why in cold day in heck you upload it? I see no reason.

Also, note for you, Olsen : don’t make singleplayer levels, because we all see they’re ruining your average rating. Make more battles and use beta testers. Ask for help at JCF.

Review by cooba

Posted:
Posted more than 22 years ago
For: Turtemple (TaZaR Remix)
Level rating: 7.7
Rating
N/A

We don’t care that it don’t work for YOU

Review by cooba

Posted:
Posted more than 22 years ago
For: Fifty Feeds Later ( Updated Version )
Level rating: 6.4
Rating
7

Fifty Feeds Later – all ammo that you need!

It seems to have less bugs than previous version (while I didn’t notice any bugs in there), but some things… urgh >(

TILESET / TILESET USE

This level uses 7th Lava Fall by Dethman, which was used in FFL ][‘s prequel. But the eyecandy in | was WAY better and less annoying. Translucent lavafalls are scrolling down too fast; with them the gaps between fences just seems to be a tilebug; and the metal bar in foreground is just (derbu edit).
Also, on pos 66, 48 is just a tilebug, and I’m not sure that was it on prequel.

PRO : WAT pro?
CON : Annoying foreground, ugly lavafalls; eyecandy seems to be more n00bish than prequel.

TILESET / TILESET USE = 21/33 negatives

GAMEPLAY

Gameplay really helps out this level. Sometimes you can’t see where opposite is, but it don’t mean that there’s lot of places to camp; most of hidden passages are directly on way where players are mostly moving. Also flow is good. No tunnels, and you don’t have to super-jump much in here. But some FloatUp-s could help out the flow. Level isn’t platformy or linear, that’s good. Wierd thing is that FFL is mostly
v
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t
i
c
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l level. It’s fun when you suddenly fall out of ledge to l000ng way down to bottom of level.

PRO : No camping, cool flow
CON : Not.

GAMEPLAY = 3/33 negatives

EVENTING

As I have said as in FFL |, as in beginning of review, this level has plenty of plenty of plenty of etc. ammo.
That’s not too bad, but overusing also isn’t good. And there’s carrot BARREL in this level, along with gun BARREL. Haven’t you noticed thing that Lurk posted : “Barrels in MP regenerates immediately, no matter how speed the are regenerating”. Hmm.. bad.

PRO : Ammo quantity is balancing on overboard border (not too much)
CON : Barrelz :(

EVENTING = 5/33 negatives

UVERALER OVERALL :

21 + 3 + 5 =

99 – 29 = 70

So : 7.0

Srry but prequel was better.

And Dx, if you still don’t know where that level you wanted to beta, it’s in one of my old uploads – search :>

EDIT : Do you know that eter’s e-mail is ‘evilmike222’ ? Wierd.

EDIT 2 : My math is bad :( Fixed rating.[This review has been edited by Cooba]

Review by cooba

Posted:
Posted more than 22 years ago
For: JJ1 Music Pack
Level rating: 8
Rating
N/A

Bjarni : Until you’ll get it that something’s wrong with your JJ2 >p
Danyjel : This is from JJ1, you (/)
UF : Nice to see that files again.[This review has been edited by Cooba]

Review by cooba

Posted:
Posted more than 22 years ago
For: Jazz 1: dimondus treasure hunt
Level rating: 5.2
Rating
N/A

NOKA’s Diamondus is going to be overused like JJ2 one.

Review by cooba

Posted:
Posted more than 22 years ago
For: Skeleton Castle
Level rating: 1.7
Rating
1

This level would be cool if it will be very first level for very first platform game ever. Unfortunately, it isn’t. It is a crap ripoff. If you are good in avoiding, you can do it for Devan in 26.2 sec., and then, show your 1337 skillz and defeat him in a crap arena where you really will need a carrot. If you are lucky enough, you’ll find a “secret” stash with ammo and then finish these skeletons off. Don’t you think that the seekers AREN’T needed? Anyway, placement of other stuff is also crap. Lots of skeletons, scarce ammo and then lots of Full NRGs in Devan area. Eyecandy also sucks, but at least you used a bit of layer 3. Oh well. Overall, this level is nothing but 0 with all of this not-so-c00l stuff. I feel so honest, causing a 10 rating fall to… lower. Kekekeke.

Rate your own level again and say goodbey to this place.


Originally posted by Violet:
Hello, welcome to J2O. I’m an “Admin”. “Admins” are in charge of this site. One of our jobs is removing the ratings of people who rate their own levels. This, in case it’s not obvious, is against the rules, as you are going to be so incredibly biased one way or the other. If you have any more questions about how you should conduct yourself, please contact someone via Private Messages – I suggest myself or Trafton. ~Violet

Hilarious!!1

What a overrating SabaSpaz.[This review has been edited by Cooba]

Review by cooba

Posted:
Posted more than 22 years ago
For: Egypt Co-Op level (patched three times)
Level rating: 5.6
Rating
N/A

“I don’t saw any other ones”
Violet won’t be happy while reading it.
[This review has been edited by Cooba]

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