Jazz Jackrabbit 2 Online

1st level is your “Lava Time”, with just Carrottus 1 Tileset, and other music.

In case of this level I’ll qoute Spotty from Footrix : “Well, that’s kinda sucks.”

***Default points : 6***

This time no tilebugs in BG. But the things are ugly. Entry for level, rollercoaster, arena… you’d make it even worst and call “Castle’s Ruins”, then there’s reason for that ugliness. But no this time.
—1 point erased here—

Gameplay : Just nothing, player need kill some Demons, get warped into warp and kill Schwarzenguard. Dang it.
—1 point disgraced to protoplasmic snail here—

The only events placed here are springs, enemies, and 4 gems. Sux0r.
But there are happily events, though.
—1 point surprisly jumps out of this slot—

The miscellaneous stuff or whatever it’s called, there’s nope. Castle 1 used, castle.j2b used, no original stuff used… NOTHING. Some bricks and foes on them. It’s too little to call it “map”.

And again this bug where Jazz fall to the bootm of level. I delete 2 (yes, u heared it right, two) points for it.
—3 points died ‘coz they’ve seen this level—

Overall -> -> -> 6 – 1 – 1 – 1 – 3 = 0, rounded to 1.

Rank for level : AAARGH!

(BTW, I want to place my system of ranks and ratings, so here is it:

10 – OMG HOLY MOO
9.7/9 – BEST
8.7/8 – SLIGHTLY BELOW BEST
7.7/7.5 – BELOW BEST
7.2/6.5 – ABOVE AVERAGE
6.2/5.7 – AVERAGE
5.5/5 – NOT GOOD
4.7/4 – DON’T WASTE TIME
3.7/2 – UH-OH
1.7/1.2 – OMG YUCKY POO
1 – AAARGH!

Rating below 6 doesn’t receive download reccomendation.)
D/L : NOOOO
[This review has been edited by Cooba]

First that I’ll describe is that “Pumpkin Problems” is name of first mission in Worms Armageddon. Pretty ripped.
Now about the level:

***Default points : 6***

This isn’t any good. These tilebugs make me so angry when I see them, so that I quickly deleted this trash from my PC. They’re everywhere. Litenante_91, don’t you know that in 8th layer properties is box called “Textured BG”? No layer 7/6 eyecandy. (You wanna to bleed?)
—1,5 points deleted here.—

Next’s gameplay. You crash two crates, kill 7 enemies, get some ammo, be thrown into rollercoaster, and kill Schwarzenguard. (BTW, that thing what Tuffman said shocked me so much that 0,5 points goes to nowhere) And end of level. Tsk tsk.
—2 points removed here (including this word at end)

(…)Placement is just crappy. One Full Energy carrot some RF’s and if player’s lucky something can fall down of that baddies which are seven (not six as Lite written).
—1 point escaped from here—

And tileset use/music/other stuff that makes levels rox0r: I’ve seen hardly any. Level uses Carrottus (of course, Day), not Thermal. Thermal is so easy to get! And looks better. Music is obviously “carrotus.j2b”. And these somethingorother : Nope.
—1 point disappeared from here and probably will never back. Muahaha.—

Overall -> -> -> 6 – 1,5 – 2 – 1 – 1 = 0,5 rounded for 1.

And that moment where rabbit falls and can’t get up. This sux0red.

Rank for level : AAARGH!
Download reccomended(No, it was a joke :P)
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Even good. It has snowy ground (‘coz it’s Christmas), grassy ground, ice, stuff for layer 7, background with some animates, interactive tiles and eyecandy ones, author’s sign. Quality is slightly above average. Now I’m going to say that this tileset has just 63 usable tiles. TOO SMALL. And snow doesn’t work. You should made snow for layer 1. Example level doesn’t shows features of this level. And there are many features :P

I’ll no rate ‘coz it’ll be a low rating. Merry Xmas for all!

DX, maybe it’s bad tileset and you could rate it at 6. But then why you rate good levels saying “nice” and place also 6? Confusing :/

I wasn’t reviewed example lev. I just say that it doesn’t shows many of tiles’ features.
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Beep beep! Link broken! beeps away

BLAH CARROTTUS

Level is alluring, these mysterious music and layout. About the BG, the idea with blinking black is innovation, but the light blue blocks (probably water)that appears sometimes, looks like CRAP. Also too less eyecandy tiles. So some points get removed.

Originality – sometimes yep. The moment with cats and and the Coin Bunny aka Bonus Bunny. Cats appears from nowhere, teleports you to other locations, hang you to the way up and open doors. BTW I wasn’t opened door at start due to I can’t get the pumpkin. Pity. Coin Bunny send you to cavern, which is actually filled with Tuffs (is it a cruelity of Bonus Bunny, or just he forgot?). What the Bonus Bunnies does. A strong point of this level.

Music – fits. No comments more.

Level is interesting but I am sad that level finishes too fast. Not that it’s too short. I’ve just a some fun hunger. Yep, that’s a stoopid name. Tisk tisk.

No death pits as in other levels. So I am happy. (But you did rip that strange sign that makes text a more narrow by the way :P) So happy that I give you extra point.

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Your levels become more cool, DX. If a Tempel Episode II (you’re always spelling Temple bad) is done with levels like this or better I’ll give it a 9. Or even 10. You didn’t never receive a deserved 10, huh? So prepare for bitnumber strike. Hahahahahahaha.

War Torn Night is created by Toxic Bunny, actually.

AAH! Totally Insane Music Makers strikes
back! hides

Speed – too slow. In beginning I\‘ve not idea is that Technoir. It\‘s slow like Tuff when 80 yers old. Bad. Although, if you want to listen Technoir more longer, you\‘ll like that.

Special effects – many of them. ONE THING – some are ripped from Worms World Party (or Armageddon), type for Minigun\‘s shot, Air Strike or Bazooka Missile launch. (By the way, this fits to Labratkid\‘s Earthworm World. So you are lucky. And Labratkid, it can be used in JJ2. So :P). There are also echo for voice that says : \“Jackrabbit\”, explosions and these hard-rock thingies.

Overall (Yes it is all) Nice effects, but it\‘s very slow, though.

Rank of Music : Above Average

Use it : If you want

PS : JSZ Jazz, pospieszcie siê z t¹ wasz¹ stron¹, jesteœcie wolniejsi ni¿ ta piosenka :P

Another race of DX. After Unamed Race I think that any race can’t beat it. And here’s better one than Unamed Race, the Win or Lose!

Level itself is original with these moving platforms. And, 007 posted that some things are for test, and I agree absolutely. Type for pit. But no pity (?), only one mistake.

MEZ01. Just MEZ01 from probably 1999 or even earlier. But here’s a good example of good-looking MEZ01 level. QoB sucks!

Music is choosen very well. No more writing about this because it is excellent.

One thing before end : races are cool, but 5 laps in the same scenery are boring. Try to solve it. If you can’t, send me a message.

Overall : this level is just necessary for people that are :

So – nice level.

A 8 for you :P

Because it’s just a race with the same blocks I didn’t rate it for a 8.5 :p[This review has been edited by Cooba]

Hahahah… evil reviewer comes back :P

First thing, you’ve used Diamondus 1 that is overused tileset as heck. it means that on all of the world is probably lot of them. See my article.

Level is just a dark cave. Things were made good, but I’ve stuck that Spaz can’t jump on the platform, and that means that lower-jumping Jazz can’t also. But it’s only simply bug.
No points here.

There’s too less goodies. Some gems, TNT, and Toaster. Not food. Confusing.
Next time place them more. The same thing with secrets, which there’s not in here! Why? Maybe you don’t know how to use layer 3…
-0.5 points here.

Enemies were repetive, just turtles and beehives and sometimes skeleton. Why? Level is gloomy and Demons, Doggy-Dogs, Rapiers, even Witch fits here. Try again.
-1 point here.

Tileset use : As i mentioned that Diamondus is 2nd of most overused tilesets. But back into topic, I’ve not saw tilebugs. Only there’s less of animations and less of animations makes me angry. There should be some plants type for “window” encovered with plants. Too less eyecandy tiles. Aargh.
-0.5 points here.

And finally music choice. Orbitus. Well done. Her fits also standard JJ1 Diamondus, Turtemple, and (believe or not), my favourite, Battleships. But no pity.
+1 point here.

Overall : 7 – 0.5 – 1 – 0.5 + 1 = 6

Six points to be exact.

DX overrated!

Sorry Dago

PHT thanks[This review has been edited by Cooba]

Haha, a tileset season.

Ceramicus is my worst planet also (dziwny zbieg okolicznoœci), and I still cannot believe that it is possible. Just it can’t be!

Every lost tiles in CeIL’s are here, type for sucker-tubes, vines and other stuff. Also You’ve added thingies for layers! And these windows are coolerskie also :D

Yeah, the night version of Diamondus were too bright. And this isn’t. CBVS Rocks.

Even better.

Your levels are sometimes rises, and sometimes falls. Sorry but this level is FALL.

Default Point Level:6

Eyecandy extra points:
BAD. This black board on bottom makes level just ugly. – 0,5 p. Also collapsing scenery at end isn’t very high quality. – 0,5 p.
In BG layers you may see high dunes. And where’s famous Sun of Deserto?

Overall = -1 p.

Gameplay extra points:
That black board means death from BlurredD’s levels, it isn’t surprise. Your levels become “I-KNOW-WHAT’S-IN-HERE-BECAUSE-I’VE-SEEN-THIS-IN-MANY OTHER-LEVELS-OF-THIS-AUTHOR-:P” -0,5p.
I cannot enter some parts of level without cheating, f.x.: wall few-yards right of green spring. -0,5 p.
And finally boss. Arena is FULL of spikes that means DON’T TOUCH.Interesting. But Bilsy (boo) sometimes appear behind right wall of screen so you can shoot he only with bouncer. Personally I want to Bilsy stays behind this wall forever, but I must be objective in reviewing. Sorry. 0p.

Overall = -1p.

Music and other cool stuff neccessary to make levels good like RHG extra points:

Music is choosen even good, but it sounds overused (another article is incoming). I don’t like original Deserto tune, though. +1 p.
Other stuff blablabla is things like tileset use, originality and else. So, tileset is good, but you’re not first person that want to building with this(Deserto Traps will be a test level). +1p. Originality – see PHT’s review in “Monkey Lab” :P :B :D -1 p. And else: ee.. never mind :/

Overall: +1.p

OVERALL OF.. OVERALLS?

6-1-1+1=6-1=5

Five points to be exact.

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(Dash reduction edit. Ignore me. ~Violet)[This review has been edited by Violet CLM]

Another tileset of Labratkid. Nothing else

There’s NOT much eyecandy tiles for layer 4, only some mushrooms (next time make anim to Mad Mushroom of CK4), deeeeeadly fire and familiar mountains from Psych reserved to 7th and 6th ones. Chair said that some tiles should be done better, and I agree with he… she… whatever.
“Event” tiles also are in here, type hooks, poles, bustable scenery etc. I didn’t saw any mistakes in stuff, but I place 7.5 since I don’t like youthis tileset is great!

Cooba a.k.a Qba

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Winner, yes, the waterfall was ripped from JJ1, and, no, it’s not from Diamondus. I don’t know where it’s from, but it’s not Diamondus ;-P I think it’s Crystalis, but I’m too lazy to look.[This review has been edited by labratkid]

Um, no. IMO it’s ripped from Crysilis, not Crystalis
Crystalis doesn’t exist
Only Crysilis
So
:P
Hahaha

~Ðx

I said:

Brilliant!

1-flawless eyecandy
2-easy on Easy, hard on Hard
3-too small
4-excellent baddies placed
5-superb ammo & food placed

Perfect PHT

a 9 from me

_Cooba

(Questionable rating removal edit. ~Violet)[This review has been edited by Violet CLM]

Snooz, it’s great! It has sucker tubes, vines/poles, background eyecandy and textured background!
All right, let’s present the cons: -too small. Anybody can’t make long levels with small tilesets. -no interactive stuff like bustable blocks, buttons and else. -no eyecandy stuff for layer 4. Player can make green tiles transluced, but it’s too little.

Overall: -sucker tubes = 0.5 p. -vines/poles = 0.5 p. -BG eyecandy = 1 p. -size = -2 p :P -interactive/eyecandy things = -0.5 p.

Include tileset you fool

Martijn you foo, it isn’t much good to receive a 10!

Eyecandy has many flaws, especially moment with trigger crate room. Spend more time on your leels PHT.
Gameplay… sorry I don’t know what is it Ground Force :P
Some moments were really annoying, when above big wall, you can’t shoot in some positions. It sucks.

Overall – it isn’t a good level PHT. It is a average level. Although Dam.. Darn Nation is underused tileset and hard to build, and i like the music. You can made better levels (I think)
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Stop this!!

Hot as well is good one, Hot Springs is harder and, finally, this one. Also hard.

Don’t make too hard levels DX! Nobody likes to die 100 000 times! Better you’d submit episode with Jazz Clones!

2nd part of Familiar World includes Thermal, so don’t make too many levels with it before it isn’t submitted!! :B

It rocks!

Eyecandy is totally terrific, BG layers from originaj JJ2 Tubelectric is a good idea.

Gameplay isn’t original. You must only have to shoot and shoot and shoot and shoot and shoot… the revenge >:B

Originality – ow. Again, Devan back and want to toast Carrottus. Original :P

Overall is good, but not the best. It’s too short and hard.
I almost forgot about readme, it’s very funny!

For ex.:

Devan – you don’t know who is it? Go play.. i forgot.. JJ2.

Thanx

Cooba

It’s really great, but…

It can’t be submitted if it isn’t a gameplay part! Unfortunately, this will be deleted. But beware everyone, 2nd part of my episode “Familiar World” is in development. I want to place here this music, so it won’t lost forever…
“evil laugh”

Edit:All right, it isn’t be deleted… but “Familiar World 2” this WILL appear,
since this is really extra remix.

My rating:8
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