Jazz Jackrabbit 2 Online

Nothing done here, basicly. It is an obvious insult to all levels made and sent here to J2O.

Graphics: The coke tileset. Nothing more, nothing less.

Music/Fx: No new FX. The music was very…silent? And repeats all the time. Note: THERE WASN’T ANY!

Placement: “Har de har har; to be placing things like that is to make a fool out of oneself” -Nuff said….

Download: Only if you want to make your own fun with it, like a cardboard box or a stick and a hoop…
(Unsupported rating removal edit. Please provide more detail in your reviews, as this is just an obvious insult to all reviews made and sent here to J2O. ~Violet)[This review has been edited by Violet CLM]

The best animation so far? Probably the ONLY animation you’ve seen here so far…

Short and simple: A two-ply paper Jazz character walks up a hill, shoots nothing twice, hides then teleports upwards.

Amazing…ly absurd

It is funny, very funny. The feet and arms move, but nothing else. Maybe you should ask someone ELSE to see if you should put things like this on J2O.

This person took a program, smashed a downloaded file (which I do have myself as a matter of fact) and it became a jigsaw puzzle. The music is annoying and it repeats itself over and over again. The real credit should go to Jigsaw maker Lite v.6! Yes, I did read the “about” information.

Maybe you people should rate things people make themselves?

(Rating removal. The user had to create the puzzle part himself. Please rate reasonably. -Trafton)[This review has been edited by Trafton AT]

This should be deleted, as the level link is not working. There are quite a few reviews that don’t explain themselves but still somehow are accepted! I THINK WE NEED TO TALK TO J2O FOR THIS! HELLO?! J2O?

Hi! I represent J2O, but you can call me Violet. Would you like a Donut?
Just because a file no longer can be downloaded does not mean the upload should be deleted. People have spent a lot of time on their reviews here, and people may also just want to read the reviews to find out what other people thought about this game. Especially, you know, ET.
Furthermore, there is a chance that at some point the file may become available for download again. In this case, it’s better to have this page ready and waiting for it, instead of having to make a new upload of the same thing.
On a final note, reviews made before a certain date (sometime around when I was made an admin) are generally left alone. I think the reasoning is that if we remove one, we’d have to remove them all, or look biased. None of the admins really feel like going through each and every upload and deleting every bad review there is.
~Violet[This review has been edited by Violet CLM]

This game was created with copywriten software and was used in such a way that it deserves a 3. I would give it a 3 for the game itself, which I will describe below. I would like to commend this person’s effort regarding the language barrier; It must have been difficult to even get the game on the server PERIOD when you don’t speak the language…

You control the ever-ready Spaz who flips to either the left or right side of the level screen depending on your position. There are three barriers which block the carrots but not Spaz himself, who can go right through them. The backround is a second-generation 3D image of a grass lot. The installation is in german.

When Spaz touches a carrot, it just bounces off and the same happends a carrot touches the top 3 screen edges and the 3 barriers. It is possible to keep the carrots in such a direction that causes them to stay aloft (instead of “carrots not going down”) for an infinite amount of time, so I think the goal is to keep as many carrots as possible in that state.

A three at best, you can download for a few laughs (okay, make that A LOT of laughs).

Haha!! Nim tried to rate his own levels under an alias!!!

My God…It’s not even on the radar screen anymore…

Graphics: Nice tileset, friend. Effects, yes…SUCKERTUBES!!! :)!!!
Creative stuff here.

Sound/FX: No new FX. The music is new, not bad though. ‘Nuff said.

Placement: Ingenious. A concept of both machines with a direct route with all the weapons at the top? !!!!!

Conclusion: 9.7 You made the level of the year, um…Dog…?

Can you say “error”?!

Graphics: Bad use of the already laughable lost world tileset. So, the worst of the worst, I can say that. It’s sometimes hard to see things. No lighting effects or anything like that.

Music/FX: No new FX. The music was the default .j2m file from the title screen.

Placement: Errors. Hardness errors, one-way errors, sprite-foreground layer errors, the works. Let’s just say that it’s seriously below average stuff we’re talking about here.

Conclusion: Doesn’t even deserve to be played. I am baffled that someone has the gull to use that horrible tileset for yet another level.

“Sucks” -suckatube

No, no and NO once more!

Graphics: MY TILESET!!! NO….My tileset, the most beautiful tileset ever made was deliberately rewined to make this level! There are no hints, suckertubes :(! or any backrounds used besides one of them. No effects whatsoever.

Music/FX: No new FX. The music used was “order.j2m”. This person obviously doesn’t know how to use actual music files.

Placement: Whge…ghag…What the… I can’t really tell what to do. There are a couple of enemies at the beginning, but an infinite amount on the top of the level. There is no way to win, at all. FUNNY!!! There was an extremely rediculous effort to make sucker tubes, and didn’t even try using the sprite layer, even though that’s not what you’re supposed to do. At least it makes it LOOK real…

Conclusion: Download just for laughs. You will laugh, I guaruntee. Kid, don’t mess with the TubElectric tileset. Look at the default TubElectric levels for reference next time, please. Or, if you want to see a pro’s level, you can always look at mine!!! (hihi).

Ya, Ya, theres no things good here, ya.

You can stop holdin’ yer breath; I’ll tell the good people why this level is so darn GOOD.

Graphics? Nice tileset! The backround was bravely bugged to create a bit of a distorting environment. The coke cans, love ‘em. 8.5

Gameplay, Placement? He did a clever thing by putting the seeker ammunition on top of the bottle cap near your home base so that you can grab it, quite secretly. What’s more fun than shoving a seeker missle down your rival’s nostril? However, weapons could have been better and more effective instead of just bouncer ammo on the north-east section of the level. 6.7

Conclusion: Nice, reaaaaaal nice. I don’t see why a tini little peice of crappy review could make it onto this page and give it such a crappy review rating, but I explained myself and I demand that this person can see how good his CTF actually is!

(Rating removal. Please refer to Moonblaze’s comment for reasons. -Trafton)[This review has been edited by Trafton AT]

The arrows were not in layer three; they were in layer 2. I used a different approach: forks! Buggy? I ran through the levels an infinite amount of times, it’s not buggy. Beleive me! As long as it’s a 4.x, the BELOVED J2O admin will not get rid of it, so no one will download this level now because of the bad rating. Oh, OH, how HOORRRRIBLE!

BTW- Watch your grammar

[(l8r), Trafton][This review has been edited by suckatube]
(Acronym edit. ~Violet)[This review has been edited by Violet CLM]

Boy, those triangles sure do hurt!

WOW!

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EXCELLENT!

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SUPER!

(Rating removal. Continue to abuse the system and you will no longer be able to do so. -Trafton)[This review has been edited by Trafton AT]

WOW!

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If you had actually looked at it and figuered out all the secrets maybe it would last longer! I made it easy on purpose for replay value; you can\‘t just run right through the thing without a single care in the world!

(Content/Flame provocation clearance. J2O is meant for feedback; if you wish for no negative feedback, do not post your levels here. -Trafton)[This review has been edited by Trafton AT]

It is related to Jazz, since it uses the instruments from original JJ1 music. Unfortunately, it hurts to listen to it; laser, up, down boom boom….Just…don’t download…
(Unsupported rating removal edit. ~Violet)[This review has been edited by Violet CLM]

Well, it’s not exactly good at all…Maybe it’s my soundcard or something, but I just can’t seem to like it at all…maybe you should listen to it again?
(Unsupported rating removal edit. ~Violet)[This review has been edited by Violet CLM]

Right…so, here’s the gist of it:

It’s not an actual Jazz2 Level, it’s an odd…thingamajig…that uses a different engine to run. You see blue circles (mines) that if you touch, you die and are sent back to the first level once again. You don’t have limited lives, here.

The graphics? What graphics? They look like they were drawn with Windows’ Paint in a few seconds. 2/10 for effort.

The music and FX? Two sound effects, “OW” and “WHISTLE”, you will hear for most of the time, but there isn’t any music. 1/10 for self-esteim.

Fun? It gets addictive, but then you will wish that you never had seen it before. 3/10

So, let us just say that this level is…cute? But, not a level though… On average, 5/10/3 issssss….1.7/10.

Sorry, bud. I just couldn’t find the heart to give it the bad rating I was thinking of. DONOTDOWNLOAD