Jazz Jackrabbit 2 Online

So I guess I’m not the only person who’s ever heard of this game.

Trivia: Dangerous Dave was created by John Romero, who was one of the lead designers of Doom and Quake.

(Rating removal. Please provide actual content in your review. -Trafton)

sigh Another 30-minute job. I’ve learned that no decent level can be made in a day or even a couple of days after the release of my critically un-acclaimed level Chilled. Plus, as Trafton said, the level doesn’t fit the criteria for assault and survivor levels.

Blah appearance, fatally flawed design, no use of layers 6 and 7 (it’s really not that hard to rip off the background from the Epic originals—I made my own for the disco and city levels for Hare Scare). A 3.5 it is.

Try harder next time. And don’t call a level finished after 30 minutes.

makes plans to clean up and alter the HS disco level into something much better

This just plain sucks in every way imaginable. Play it and you’ll see. On second thought, DON’T.

Bottom line: If I could give it a -100000000000000000000000000, I’d give it that rating, but it only goes down to 1 so…

Good eyecandy, and the theme is good too. The levels are pretty short. This could be better.

Trafton, THIS IS THE RATING IT DESERVES!
Just so you know. I really think it’s that good. I’ll lower it to 8.2, okay? I don’t rate Cazz’s levels higher just she’s my sister.

(In that case, you need to reevaluate your rating system. The reinitialization of an offense is intolerable. You receive a warning for this offense in addition to the obvious rating removal. -Trafton)[This review has been edited by Trafton AT]

Holy cow! I think Bjarni Cool has created a weapon of such horrific potency that all of civilization would rather bow before him than face this pixelated lump of butt.

All right, you can do embellishments and eyecandy. Now make a real level. There should not be flamethrowers in this level because they are utterly useless in the drink. The architecture is second-rate.

Overall, this is nothing to write home about, but it is an improvement.

Is it me, or did you steal the background from Commander Keen 2: The Earth Explodes (released in 1990 by Id Software)?

Ewww. Pokemon. Ick.

Even without Pokemon, this set is BAAAAAAAAD. Avoid it at all costs.

WHOA! This tileset r0><0rs. Finally, a hotel tileset that isn’t a 5-minute Paintbrush job! Also, you put a badge with my clan’s name on it to use as well as others (+2 points!). Anyway, I love this tileset. I’m making my own level with this one.

Must… kill… Bjarni… Cool…

/me reaches for knife.

>:D

sigh
Another indescribably bad level from Bjarni Cool. At this rate, he’ll never get better at level design. I wish he could design levels instead of disk-space hogs.

(SPA)

(Very severe personal attack removal / questionable rating removal. Never even consider doing this again. You receive a warning for this offense. -Trafton)[This review has been edited by Trafton AT]

It is all powerful. Sorry in first time to give you that rate! Please forgive me! It is good pack for friends and family. 50/50 (Of all type)

PLAY THE STUPID LEVEL FOR PETESAKE!!! DON’T HAND OUT 1’S OR 10’S TO EVERY LEVEL IN SIGHT!

Anyway, that episode select thing is 1337. How do you do that?

(PA) Speaking of Engrish.com (see notation), what country are you from?

Anyway, there are 243 extra lives and about 20 float lizards that are placed exactly where they pose the least possible threat. ‘Nuff said.

(Personal attack removal / URL notation. The side referenced contains some offensive content. -Trafton)[This review has been edited by Trafton AT]

Edit: [reply Taz post] It isn´t right! I am angry! I now create a level and no see me this face: :D! A create a level isn´t easy and that isn´t funny. I am no loser. If you see me next level you show what is funny! :# Urrrrrrrr![This review has been edited by Bjarni Cool]

What are you trying to say? Your message is a bunch of gibberish. Also, Cazz/Kat/Jessie has v1.24.

Anyway, now to rate this level.
Anyway, this level could be way better. Without its problems, it would be a 8 (8 is generous). But…
Use of the useless race format: -1
Ugly scrolling leaves in background and level is otherwise plain: -1
Mystifying layout: -.5
Some terrain tiles have no bottoms: -.5

You earned a 5. Do better next time.[This review has been edited by Executor]

That’s what I get from starting levels on Christmas Eve…

My own rating for Chilled: 6.5. If I had started earlier and taken more time, this would’ve been a cool level.

Agama, forget WinAmp skins and make us another tileset!

Good, but I prefer your MeZmErIzE tileset with the marble and everything.

Stage 2 will blow you away! You’ll get burned, shot, pinched, poked, and ALOT more!

Erm, Jessie says that the url from the pic doesn’t work. Do you know what’s wrong?