Jazz Jackrabbit 2 Online

I’ll just follow AcId’s wonderful style here.

Rooms:
I could honestly, honestly, HONESTLY do without Any rooms the next time I see a hotel level. Really. Just attractions and stuff. I mean, what’s the point? “Oh lololol I have my name in this level that must mean I’m so cool” is an interesting thing to say, but what if the level is really bad? Is that the impression you want to have on people? “Oh, look, that guy who had his name in that terrible level!” Anyway, these rooms are all Exactly the same, only with different TVs. Half of them have working doors, and half don’t, so I kind of pity the ones who don’t.

Airboard Room:
Oh. A big empty room. Look, I KNOW I answered that “Freedom” was an airboard in a 1023 × 1023 level with nothing else on a J2S poll, but I’m saner now, ok?

Battle Room:
This is one of the worst battle arenas I’ve seen. Wait – I think the one from the last hotel I rated was worse. Oh well. It’s a bunch of three block platforms with some carrots.

Pool:
I really have to stop comparing this to that other hotel, although I just started, but it had a better pool. And it was terrible. At least it wasn’t a complete rectangle.

Airboard Tag (or whatever it was called):
Airboards Underwater. The only different from this and regular airboarding, is that you can buttstomp. So in order to tag people, I guess you have to buttstomp them. I’ve seen this level before, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone in this room.

Store/Treasury:
First of all, you are treated to both unlimited Silver and Gold coins. Other then getting your Coin number to a multiple of 5, what’s the point of the silver coins? Especially since they threw you off in the first place. Then you can buy as much ammo and powerups of any type as you like, because you have infinite cash reserves. Couldn’t there be something you have to Do to get the stuff?

Rollercoasters:
Ah, yes. The rollar coaster. With nothing to see, no sights, nothing. Just a bunch of passages through walls in long and windy directions. Windy pronounced like Wine, not Win. The best time for chatting, IMHO, is when you’re in these things.

Watercoaster:
The same, only part of it is underwater, so they go slower. This is really just an excuse of Tublear’s to make more rollar coasters.

Pinball:
Ok, I’ve seen worse Pinball things, but I made a better one in around five minutes at the most. You just go up to the top avoiding the bumpers, wherein there is nothing. No ammo, warps, etc.

Bunny of the Hill:
A small ledge, with a wall on one side, where you must push everyone else off, assuming you can get anyone else up there. You are not allowed to shoot or attack in any way, but if you want to morph, it tells you to use a physical attack. This is especially annoying if you’re Spaz, with that sidekick and all. And why is there a Wall on one side, anyway?

Golf:
The original. The spectacular. The fifteen donkeys in the shape of a tube. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you.. an earache. Along with Golf. Using a variety of any weapons you have (including some it gives you), you must shoot the turtle shell past a series of TNT, to finally get it into the hole. I’ve honestly seen more original golf courses. But this is a high point, at least. Still, putting things you have to buy elsewhere in plain reach is counterproductive.

I am currently undecided on the rating. Mainly because it’s late. I’ll try to assign it one tomorrow. And by the way, I doubt this is as bad as I made it sound.
There. A 6.2. Although I’m still kind of undecided. I may change it later, but don’t count on it.[This review has been edited by Violet CLM]

Yay I got first review…

First of all, I may not be very good at reviewing hotel levels, so don’t get mad.

Rooms: Bleah… Boring. Make them a bit more fun to explore… Probably the only fun you can possibly have in them is looking around in your own room if you have one.(I didn’t look very closeley, but I don’t think that poor JJ tublear will include every single Jazz 2 Online member, so I’m probably not in there)

Battle arenas: Airboard arena: Okay, I know they need flying space, but WHY MUST IT BE A STUPID GOODFORNOTHING BLANK BOX?!? Battle arena: Pretty good, but, why would anyone put something you had to buy in a shop you can get for free in the arena?!?(Blaster powerup) Pool: An empty box filled with water. Woop dee doo. Hey, I said he shouldn’t have to do every member, but couldn’t he at least put in more eyecany? Airboard tag: Another big empty box with waterin it. If there’s water in it already, why give us airboards? Also, a big empty box makes it not as fun. Give us some eyecany to hide behind, or ledges to go around, and maybe not be in the water.

Rollercoasters: Wonderful! I think this is a very original idea, and it should be praised. Congrats! The watercoasters are exactly the same except underwater, so it’s not really better.

Pinball: You call this a pinball machine? Hah! I don’t call a few flippers and a few bumpers in a big rectangle pinball, I call it jump.

Golf: very nice, not original, but golf is a great addition to a hotel level*makes mental note to self saying to add golf to the things to add to the hotel I’m working on* challenging to get par, but very fun!

Overall, a 7.5 from me. There can be better hotels, but this is a great one. Cheers for JJ tublear!

It still wonder why people put passwords on stuff, it keeps irritating me ^_
Back to the review, well I dont know what to say about this lvl… It has enaugh weapons/ammo (Bjarni, you want more weapons?). And ehm Eyecandy is overdosed :D Those plants are really irritating. Places are crappy not really perfect to battle in. And ehm, game play is fine (I think). There are also some dead ends… Well I think overall an fine level. Not really to battle in like Ive said. But, if ya want download to see for ya self.

…
I wont review it, nope I wont :). Because I hate and will hate it 4ever hotel lvls!

Edit: Talk for ya self Bjarni, you also upload everything what you like…[This review has been edited by Super Saiyan]

-1 Only 2 starting pos! Have more
-1 To must eye candies
-1 More weapons
-1 More foods

Ir is nice! :-D

MAX DARKNESS SUX!!!
:P Well good level keep creating.

It´s a good idea, but it´s kinda useless for two reasons:
1. It crashes too often.
2. The animations are totally gone, and that is very bad for levels with lotsa animations.

IS THIS ONE OF YOUR BEST? I don´t like see other of you lvls ;)
Gameplay: Not bad, can many things of better.
Eyecandy: TOO many!
Other: springs on places where that things not CAN used, Çârrótüs tò thê Máx… What a name ;), The light is too dark and it work not everywhere.
Weapon Placement is very bad
Ok level.
A good job for battle and carrotus fans.
[This review has been edited by Taz]

This is.. a battle level. A bad battle level.
There are four (I think it’s four) rooms, all connected with warps. They have bad placement of pretty much everything you can think of, though in one or two places it actually uses the tileset well.
I really just told you all about it.
(No, I don’t think I did. Unsupported rating removal edit. ~Violet)[This review has been edited by Violet CLM]

Funny, Heh. Heh. :4.0
Good job at making it.: 1.5
Cool messages: 1.5
I like how you can’t be killed, and the look.: 1.5

AyA! aYa! YaY! yAy!
Great, you can do it! Make more!

(Rating removal. -Trafton)[This review has been edited by Trafton AT]

Heh, I bet I’VE gave the highest rating for this!:P
Great Violet.:)

Good level! I can’t do it. :P

Rating:

Big pits that everyone complains about: 2.0
This took 2 hours?: 4.0
I hate levels where you have to go back to places you’ve been in before. :P -0.8.

Good level, but Violet is better.

Ok, this level made me want to laugh. I’m not sure why.
First of all, there’s no Jazz start. So you fly around with Fly/Nowalls on for ages, looking for the start. Eventually, I host it in an unaccessible server, just to get in.
At the start, I’m greeted with two directions. “Other” and “Rooms”. I go in “Other”.
There are two shops. Yes, two. One would do just as well. They sell powerups at one coin apiece, with hordes of free fastfire added on.
Also, there’s a “Battle” room. There’s a bunch of platforms, all identical, and a silver coin with a long delay in one corner. I’d love to see a battle here, I really would.
Next, we get greeted with “Test”. My heart rate quickens. Something fun. But it’s the old helicopter ear tests, and the warps are the same tile as the background. At least they move.
To make matters worse, the third one has fake warps. But the fourth one is a test of Spaz’s Sidekick, and I admire that. Then you get 45 coins. If powerups cost 1 coin each, what are you ever going to do with 45?
Then there’s a “Swimming Pool”. No diving board, no water slide, just a big puddle. I swim around a little. I leave.
That’s all in the “Other” section. Fortunately, there are some things other then “Rooms”. Well, sort of.
There’s a First Aid room, with a few beds, a water cooler, and four carrots. This, I presume, is for when you’re wounded in battle. Oh. Wouldn’t carrots in the battle arena be more useful?
There’s also a fun room. It’s got some things that suggest fun, but there’s nothing to do.
And I found a Supermarket. It has free food, and they pay you to exit. I must be missing something.
Then there are some more rooms, half of which are submerged for a reason I can’t fathom. (Hehe, get it?)
And there’s some other room I forget that is for the purpose of showing off what the tileset can do? Oh yeah? Then where’s the cute little puppy dog? Or the background?

bad lvl the bird enz
make better lvls
i like battle

4.7 points from me
trunks

Harry Remember to include the tileset and the music in the zip file because people might not have the tileset i do which is lucky (Tileset is Hotel Dream)
But i dont have the music so that takes 2 from the rating plz re upload ok

Yup, ok, i see it only too many on 1.24 ;)
That Bird Morph is bad, you can look a airboard, you can fly (from jjfly) etc.
Ok. All hotel must d/l this.

-Taz

Yah, Violet said the most already, dont use TNT in battle games. And its maybe bit crappy lvl. You could make it a bit bigger. I think this is a 7.5 worth. Maybe for all that work =P[This review has been edited by Super Saiyan]

WoW! Violet, all your levels are good but……. BEST I’VE EVER SEEN!
I’ll rate more of your levels later.
When I saw one of them with the “Random Download” (or whatever it’s called) button, IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT[This review has been edited by Newbie][This review has been edited by Newbie]

Gameplay: No real problems here.
Design: Seen better, seen worse. It’s a bunch of platforms. Some are largish.
Weapon Placement: It’s got TNT. Never use TNT in Battle Levels. And I’ve seen better powerups.
Eyecandy: I think the leaves in the foreground are too fast. And the background could be slowed a bit, as well.
Cows: None.
Summary: This is a Diamondus Night level, with nothing special, but nothing bad. It’s rather usual, really.