Just like back in the pre-Win3.1 days...

[Radium]

<b>Youjumpintheblackholedieandloadgame. Happy?

Can't swim? IF WISCONSIN FLOODS YOU ARE GOING TO DIE =D</b>

[Xion]

If Wisconsin floods I'm going to Florida.
If Florida floods I'm going to California.
If California sinks into the ocean I'll move to Virginia.
If Virginia floods, then we'll all be happy. *eg*

Anyways, ask trafton if he can throw you up to the surface.

[Radium]

<b>Your lungs do not contain enough oxygen to speak D=.</b>

[Xion]

Have L33tz4n give you CPR
Then try

[13:48] < Strato> Have L33tz4n give you CPR
[13:48] * Strato grows insanly jealous
[13:49] < Ezel_Berbier> hehehehehe
[13:49] < Strato> ;P
[13:49] < Ezel_Berbier> It was an idea
[13:49] < Strato> what "kind" of "idea"
[13:49] < Ezel_Berbier> Air from the Chaos Grape being shared
[13:49] < Ezel_Berbier> DUH
[13:50] < Strato> :(

(PROOF! STRATO DOES LOVE L33TZ4N!)

[Strato]

sduithjknjkyuiou

[Radium]

<b>L33tz4n does not want to give you CPR. =D</b>

[Xion]

\ _ /

Just lock lips with L33tz4n, and explain when you get enough air.

[Radium]

<b>You do that. You have more air!


Stratn is either going to hold that against you or hate you.</b>

[Strato]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Radium]

<b>Guess it was answer A.</b>

[Xion]

so we're dead?

Have L33tz4n try to find a cliff near the island and try to get us both up.

[Radium]

<b>Dead? What island?

You know, there's a teleporter on the other side of the bridge.</b>

[Xion]

Well we weren't aware of that because were unable to go there before.

Go to the Chaos Ward

Drop all Chaos Items
Go across the bridge
Go in teleporter

[Radium]

<b>Pay more attention.

You drop the Chaos Items, and L33tz4n doesn't choke on the grape... er.. however you drop it. You cross the chasm to the teleporter on the other side. Do you want to enter the teleporter?</b>

[Violet CLM]

Sure, why not. I'm not sure if there is anything to lose, but then, I'm kind of confused.

Uberbob: Enter Teleporter from side closest to the rift.
L33tz4n: Enter Teleporter from side farthest from the rift.

[Radium]

<b>In a lame special effect, you're both are teleported to Evil Grandma Conquista's Evil Grocery. The rest of your party is waiting there, including Faw, who the Gremlins gave back after concluding he had no value (they kept the Frosted Flakes, though). Grandma Conquista waits behind the counter, hoping you buy something. Many evil people walk around the building, but most evil of all you hear a repeditive tune coming from outside.

Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Grape
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key (2)
-Wafflepieces
-Snufuss Cloak (big hole in it)
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Book of Gerbil
-Magic Mirror

Party:
-Uberbob
-L33tz4n
-Fawriel
-Araches
-Foo
-Shuri</b>

[Xion]

First things first:
REVIVE UBERBOB!

Second, go investigate the music.

[Bucky]

The repetitive tune you hear actually contains subliminal messages, brainwashing those who listen. Foo and Shuri are the only ones affected, and turn against the party.

[Radium]

No. My bold text!

<b>You walk outside. A man who appears to be the pawn shop owner from Kings Quest VI is turning a crank on a small music box as a very evil looking monkey dances. A rather large crowd of people have gathered around to watch, including the map shop owner, a clone of Grandma Conquista, and Jay.</b>

[Xion]

ehm...can we loot the other stores?

[Radium]

<b>Probably not. You have a tendancy of getting killed when you do stuff like that.</b>

[Xion]

Analyze monkey and organgrinder

Claim page

[Radium]

<b>The monkey is evil and demonic. The organgrinder is the pawn shop owner from KQ6, the one that gives you the magic map.</b>

[Xion]

speak with the Organgrinder

[Blackraptor]

Ask around if anyone knows any useful information. Then go up to the music box guy with he monkey. Talk to the music box guy, then the monkey. Then go to grandma's whatever store and view whats for sale.

[Radium]

<b>"Hello," you tell the organgrinder. "Cursed adventurers, I retired!" he screams, "take the stupid map!" And with that he hands you the Magic Map.

You ask around for information. The only person able to carry on an intelligent conversation is Jay. Do you really want to talk to Jay?

Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Grape
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key (2)
-Wafflepieces
-Snufuss Cloak (big hole in it)
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Book of Gerbil
-Magic Mirror</b>

[Xion]

<s>yes</s>

Look at map

[Radium]

<b>You look at the Magic Map.
http://www.foxmage.com/MagicMap.gif

Regardless, Jay decides to talk to you. "Hello," he says, "do you like anime? I like anime. Anime is good. DBZ is good. DBZ is anime. Do you see a pattern? Most people don't. Did you see the fight with Raditz? I liked the part where he stops moving. Am I annoying? I have an IQ of 320. Did you know that? Would you like a waffle?"</b>

[Strato]

Isn't the spot place in the center?

Glitch : Map

[Xion]

"Yes, I would like a waffle. Are they free?"

Anyways, see if we can get to the Megatropolis.

[Radium]

Isn't the spot place in the center? Glitch : Map
<b>It was a typo, and too pathetic to fix.

The evil monkey comes up to you and shakes the little cup you're supposed to put money in.</b>

[Strato]

Why is map black and white?

[Radium]

<b>Black against white is easiest for the human eye to see. Magic Map Inc. has gotten more publicity and increased in technology over the last few thousand years.

The evil monkey has bitten Jay! Jay says "ow." The monkey is charging at you!</b>

[Blackraptor]

Start combat?

[Bucky]

Jay doesn't bleed where the monkey bit him. Instead, you see blue skin where the bitemarks were. Jay doesn't seem to notice. What will you do? (Besides attack him)

[Radium]

<b>Not worth it.

Buckyperson, stop doing that.</b>

[Blackraptor]

Bucky is cool =(

Kick monkey in face.

[Radium]

<b>Monkey dies. =D

Jay is bleeding D=.</b>

[Blackraptor]

steal monkey's valuables and offer jay help in exchange for service or free items.

[Bucky]

Monkey has Smart Hat. After Smart Hat is taken, monkey runs away.

Before help can be offered, Jay's skin falls off. Jay is actually blue. What are the odds? I mean, what will you do?

[Radium]

<b>Er... no.</b>

[Bucky]

Jay is actually Jason. Proceed to beat him with a stick?

[Radium]

<b>Bucky, please stop "taking over" my story-ish thing. Any more and I may be forced to call an admin.</b>

[Bucky]

...
I choose no.

[Radium]

<b>Well, stop anyway. Play by the rules or don't play, your call.</b>

[Bucky]

(By that I mean no, do not proceed to beat Jason with a stick)

[Radium]

<b>You are making very little sense. Are you dutch?</b>

[Bucky]

No. Can we continue now?

[Radium]

<b>Awaiting orders, captain.</b>

[Bucky]

steal monkey's valuables and offer jay help in exchange for service or free items.

^Read the above text.

[Blackraptor]

Radium=pwned

[Bucky]

Don't put it that way. (I don't want him to kill me)

[Radium]

<b>Ah, missed that.

The monkey has nothing of value. Monkeys that have something of value don't dance to lame music for coins. You offer Jay help in exchange for service or free items. "What would you be interested in?" he asks.</b>

[Bucky]

Ask Jay to join party

[Radium]

<b>Jay has joined your party!

Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Grape
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key (2)
-Wafflepieces
-Snufuss Cloak (big hole in it)
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Book of Gerbil
-Magic Mirror

Party:
-Uberbob
-L33tz4n
-Fawriel
-Araches
-Foo
-Shuri
-Jay

Jay's status:
-Species: Human
-Intelligence: 100
-Strength: 10
-Defense: 10
-Magic: 0</b>

[Bucky]

Proceed to Grandma's store to see what's on sale

[Radium]

<b>Grandma Conquista's Grocery:
-Evil Chinese Food: $5
-Evil Frosted Flakes: $2
-Evil Meatloaf: $4
-Custom-Ordered Other Evil Things: $6-Market Price</b>

[Bucky]

Have Jay Purchase 1 of each
(he has money)

[Violet CLM]

Look through Hole in Snufuss Cloak at Magic Mirror.

[Blackraptor]

Eat Chinese food.

[Radium]

<b>Due to Uberbob's great misfortune, Jay has no money D=.

You look through the hole in the snufuss cloak at the magic mirror. You see your reflection.</b>

[Blackraptor]

Where are we on the map?

[Radium]

<b>The land of Placespot. Upper Placespot, to be exact.</b>

[Blackraptor]

Check surroundings. Check party status. Check what people are located here, and if any of them contain any importance to the storyline.

[Radium]

<b>You are in the middle of Upper Placespot. The organgrinder has left because you killed his monkey. Random people are walking around. Behind you stands your low-morale party, including L33tz4n (important to storyline), Araches (important to storyline), Jay (important to storyline), Foo (just there to help), Shuri (also there to help) and Faw (cannon fodder). The surrounding stores include Grandma Conquista's, Chaos Clothing, Unsafe Travel Inc., and that sports place. You are holding a variety of random things in your invintory, including a magic map made by the same people that made the teleporting map in KQ6.</b>

[Blackraptor]

Go to Travel Unsafe Inc.
Ask where they can take you

[Radium]

<b>"We don't actually <i>take</i> you anywhere," they tell you, "we just advertise. If you want to go somewhere, I suggest mugging a magic map from a pawn shop owner."</b>

[Blackraptor]

Use Magic Map to travel to New Super Ultra Uber Megatropolis.

[Radium]

<b>You're not entirely sure how you operated the map, but in a flash of light and a lame special effect, you find yourself on the coast of New Superultraubermegatropolis. Buildings and skyscrapers hundreds of stories high tower over every inch of the island. Everyone seems to be indoors, except for the occasional homeless guy.</b>

[Blackraptor]

Ask why everyone is indoors. Then ask for that guy who haxored into my island =(

[Radium]

<b>"Why is everyone indoors?" you ask the homeless man. "Safer." he replies quickly. "Where could I find the one named Wafflelord?" you question him. Upon hearing "Wafflelord", his eyes grow large and he flees.</b>

[Bucky]

Start lemonade stand. Charge 15 cents per cup and beat up those who don't stop by for experience points.

[Xion]

Control: Xion
Cast: Page Claim: Page 65
<b>Page 65 has been claimed by Xion!</b>

Look around the area.
--Look for important areas of interest.


PAUSE
Rename coast : Emerald Coast
UNPAUSE

[Radium]

<b>You have no lemonade to sell.

Looking around, you see several random stores. One, looking perticuarly interesting, is called "Money R Us".

Coast not renamed.</b>

[Blackraptor]

Go into money r us. Be prepared for a confrontation just in case. Ask around for wafflelord once again, and ask why everyone is indoors and demand an answer that is more than 5 words long.

[Radium]

<b>You go into Money R Us. They're giving away hundreds of dollars for free. "Does anyone know about Wafflelord?" you ask. You are abruptly kicked out and the door is locked. And you landed on a save point =D.</b>

[Blackraptor]

Go up to a homeless guy, pin him against the wall and ask for wafflelord.

[Radium]

<b>You wander around in search of a homeless guy. Eventually, you come across the ruins of a building, with only one wall still standing. A small, round, rusty iron doorway only two feet in diameter is on the wall. Then, you see an elderly man walk towards it. Unlike the other people, this man is clad in robes and wearing glasses. He squeezes through the door and, to your suprise, vanishes from sight, right into the wall! The door begins to close, but doesn't latch completely.</b>

[Blackraptor]

Attempt to open door. Or just walk around the wall.

[Radium]

<b>You walk around the wall. Nothing is there. So, knowing something bad will probably happen, you and your party climb through the door.
As you reach the other side you see a huge room with rows and rows of bookshelfs. Blue rays of light glitter from between the pages on random books. At the far end of the room, the elderly man is seated behind a desk. "Welcome," he says, "I am Sear the seer. Please, have a seat," with a move of his hand seven chairs slide towards him.

Sit down? Speak with Sear?</b>

[Strato]

* Seer

[Blackraptor]

Sit down. Ask sear about where you currently are. Ask Sear about Blackraptor, ask sear about wafflelord, and ask sear about how to get to blackraptor's island.

[Xion]

<s>Ask sear if he knows anything of Gran Da Val Island</s>

[Radium]

<b>"Where am I?" you ask Sear.
"Inside my mind," he replies, "the door you entered was the Mind Gate. Had it closed entirely before you entered, you would have found youself in your own mind.
"Do you know anything about Blackraptor or Wafflelord?" you ask Sear.
"I know everything," he responds, "it is what you know that matters. You see those books?" he explains, gesturing towards the seemingly endless rows of bookshelves, "There is one of them for every person who has ever existed. And do you see the light coming from them? That is the books being written. Feel free to go take a look, please do."</b>

[Strato]

Open book titled Araches.

[Radium]

<b>You locate the book, but Araches won't let you touch it.</b>

[Blackraptor]

First find the book called Wafflelord, then find the book called Blackraptor, then find the book called Xion.

[Xion]

<b>That is the books being written.</b>
Those are the books being written, Radium.

Anyways, try to find "Xion" "Gradient" "Sharkk" "Ezel Berbier" and also "Radium"

[Radium]

<b>You move into the W section, but find no book called "Wafflelord". More likely than not, it's an alias. You proceed to the B section, and finally locate a large tome entitled "Blackraptor". As you open the pages, you notice that they all appear to be empty, though a glowing light still moves down the later pages. Sear walks over to you, "No, the book is not blank," he explains, "some things you are simply not ready to known. Evidently, this is one of them."

L33tz4n goes to look for the books Xion suggested but accidently steps on a magical floor plank that bans Xion from the 3.1 game.</b>

[Bucky]

look for a book on how to save the world

[Radium]

<b>As stated, all of the books are really about people. Howver, you do find one on a druid named "Saev War'eld."</b>

[Bucky]

Find library index.

Look for name "wafflelord" or anything similar.

Proceed to ask the old guy what to do next.

Request he join your party.

[Radium]

<b>There seems to be no index. Thankfully, everything is in althebetical order. "What do we do now?" you ask Sear.
"How you write your book is your choice," he explains, "but you people look <i>terrible</i>. Here, take these 100% off cupons to the Hotel down the road and get some sleep."

Obtained 7 Marriott cupons!</b>

[Bucky]

Go to the hotel.

Ask why everybody is inside.

If nobody answers, find a random person, pin them up against the wall, and make them tell you everything they know about wafflelord.

[Blackraptor]

=)


Look around for anything of importance in the hotel. Check hotel surroundings.

[Radium]

<b>You leave the Mind Gate and walk to the hotel. It's a fancy hotel, with lots of fountains and stuff. You walk up to the man behind the counter. "Why is everyone inside?" you ask him.
No sooner do you ask than a loud crashing noise comes from behind you. The door to the building flies off it's hinges, and a very odd looking man walks in. He appears to have robotic legs and arms, and a mechanical eyeglass over one eye. He is clad entirely in black, except for a long tan cape with a texture resembling a waffle. "Good evening, gentlemen!" he says evily, drawing a short black sword. "It would appear as though this is a robbery, so I suggest you comply." Before you can react, he has taken five of your cupons, Pandora's car keys, and your dollar. "Thank you, my comrades!" he says, casually strolling out the door.
The man at the hotel's counter slowly pulls out a gun and fires at him. Faster than lightning, the man spins around, sword drawn, and the bullt flies in two pieces around him. The mighty Wafflelord has just cut a moving bullet in half before your eyes! He then walks out the door and vanishes.

Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Grape
-Wafflepieces
-Snufuss Cloak (big hole in it)
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Book of Gerbil
-Magic Mirror
-Two Marriott Cupons

It's an odd observation, but Jay's arms seem to have more hair than when you last looked in his general direction.</b>

[Blackraptor]

Save Game


Chase after waffle lord.

[Radium]

<b>You chase outside, but he is gone. Not even a trace.</b>

[Blackraptor]

Go back to hotel and hope the manager will give you the rooms for free bcuz of stolen tickets.

[Radium]

<b>"Hey," says the manager, "you have two 100% off cupons and you're complaining? Get a life."</b>

[Blackraptor]

=(
Ask if we can share rooms

[Radium]

<b>Ask who? And share how?

Pageclaim.</b>

[Blackraptor]

Ask manager. Share as in bunk.

[Radium]

<b>"Fine," he says, "I'll give extra beds just because you were mugged. How many are we talking?"</b>

[Blackraptor]

5 extra.

[Radium]

<b>Manager looks angry. "You get two," he says.</b>

[Blackraptor]

Agreed.


Then Faw shares with L33t4n, Foo with Shuri, and Uberbob with Araches. Jay gets his own bed, yay for him.

Any secret passages/special items you can take in the rooms or anything unusual?

[Radium]

<b>You give the evil man the two cupons and get the keys to your rooms. You explain your plan to the party. None of them seem happy, especially Araches.

The rooms contain roomish things, like lamps, notepads, TVs, bathrooms, and room service menus.</b>

[Blackraptor]

Can you steal any of the things in the rooms without getting caught? Check party morale ;(

[Radium]

<b>You probably can't steal anything. D=

Party morale has reached an all time low!</b>

[Blackraptor]

Ask around for Wafflelord's hideout. Attempt to boost up party morale ;(((

[Bucky]

Invoke a group sing-along

[Radium]

<b>What song?</b>

[Blackraptor]

Kumbaya and some marylin manson song.

[Radium]

<b>You sing the Trogdor song. Everyone else sings. Party morale raised! It's -88 now. And the rest of your party believes you to be insane... moreso than before.</b>

[Xion]

Invoke a game of "What is the worst way to destroy Xion"

[Bucky]

Ask for room service.

Order some muffins for everybody.

Trade something useless if needed.

(Xion, you're already gone)

[Strato]

Ouch.

[Radium]

<b>You trade off the grape for some muffins (hey, fruit is rare in a city). Party eats muffins. Morale raised, slightly!

Party is tired.

Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Wafflepieces
-Snufuss Cloak (big hole in it)
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Book of Gerbil
-Magic Mirror
-Two Marriott Cupons

Xion has been unbanned if he promises to avoid any talk unrelated to this.</b>

[Bucky]

Invoke bedtime story.

[Radium]

<b>Nobody has figured out how to divide the four beds, and you know no bedtime stories. Well, none that don't involve someone being brutally mauled by a monster.</b>

[Bucky]

Remind me of who's in the party and what gender they are.

[Radium]

<b>Uberbob - Male Rabbit
Araches - Female Fox
Fawriel - Male Somethingorother
L33tz4n - Female Minion (lamia-like creature)
Shuri - Female Somethingorother
Foo - Male Rabbit
Jay - Male Human</b>

[Blackraptor]

Rad, didnt I already sort this out?

[Radium]

<b>The party hated your idea.</b>

[Blackraptor]

Why ;-;

Fine! New idea!11!!!111! Araches + Shuri, Foo + Uberbob, Jay + L33tz4n, and Fawriel by himself.

[Radium]

<b>What about the rooms? You have two.</b>

[Blackraptor]

Araches, Shuri,Foo and Uberbob in one room, the rest in the other

[Xion]

Why not just split them M/F? can we?

[Blackraptor]

Xi. Araches is a les, stup.

[Violet CLM]

Are there couches? How comfy are the floors?

[Radium]

<b>The floor is made from concrete and there are no couches. Your party unhappily complies with BR's mad plan.

It is now 2 AM. Everyone's asleep except you, because Foo ate your bed. </b>

[Blackraptor]

Err...which one? =D

[Radium]

<b>The one you were sleeping on.</b>

[Xion]

Explore the Hotel

[Radium]

<b>Before you can reach the door, you hear someone swooshing into the window... your party awakes...

THREE BANDITS ATTACK!

<iframe src="http://www.foxmage.com/Combat.html" border=0 frameBorder=no height="250" width="250" name=about scrolling=yes style="border:2px solid #000000"><br />
</iframe><br />
Uberbob: HP=80/80 ATTACK=20 MOVE=2
Araches: HP=50/50 ATTACK=10 MOVE=3 MP=30 SPELL=HASTE-5MP,BLOODLUST-5MP
SHURI: HP=70/70 ATTACK=25 MOVE=4 MP=10 SPELL=HASTE-5MP
FOO: HP=60/60 ATTACK=15 MOVE=1 MP=10 SPELL=RANDOMIZE-10MP
BANDIT1: HP=70/60 ATTACK=15 MOVE=1
BANDIT2: HP=70/60 ATTACK=15 MOVE=1
BANDIT3: HP=70/60 ATTACK=15 MOVE=1

Working the new Ubercombat system:
Give a direction to each party member a direction and number of spaces (less than or equal to their MOVE value), like "Uberbob N 1", "Shuri cast Haste", or "Araches SE 3". If you move into (not next to) an enemy, you automatically attack. Enemy loses (your attack) health. The combat screen links to a HTML page on Foxmage to bypass the forum's image limit. The combat screen will be updated postly, and I'll move the enemies when you give the party directions. Just testing this new method, lemme know if it shows up okay.</b>

[Risp_old]

My browser shows an 'Action canceled' error.

Edit- Yay! Works now!

EditEdit- And a question, can multiple characters can be moved each turn?

[Blackraptor]

<b>The one you were sleeping on.</b>


No Foo, which sleeping plan of mines did you follow (I posted two because you criticized my first one ;-;)

Use uber super mega attack to blow up bandits. Or just move your party one whole step forward.

[Radium]

EditEdit- And a question, can multiple characters can be moved each turn?
<b>Yes, all of them. And BR, the first one.
http://www.foxmage.com/Battlefield.gif
Edit: decided to replace HTML thing with a gif file. Yaygif!
Araches: HP=50/50 ATTACK=10 MOVE=3 MP=30 SPELL=HASTE-5MP,BLOODLUST-5MP
Uberbob: HP=80/80 ATTACK=20 MOVE=2
Shuri: HP=70/70 ATTACK=25 MOVE=4 MP=10 SPELL=HASTE-5MP
Foo: HP=60/60 ATTACK=15 MOVE=1 MP=10 SPELL=RANDOMIZE-10MP
Bandit1: HP=70/70 ATTACK=15 MOVE=1
Bandit2: HP=70/70 ATTACK=15 MOVE=1
Bandit3: HP=70/70 ATTACK=15 MOVE=1

I don't know if I really have to post the battle screen each turn, but it helps for now. Oh, and you may have to press "Reload" for it to update.</b>

[Xion]

Why do the ninjas have 70/60 health? Shouldn't they be at 60/60 health or LESS?

<s>Glitch: Ninjas</s>
Can't, L33tz4n is asleep.

Have Araches cast Haste on Foo
Have Foo run to the other room to get the rest of the party
have Shuri go three spaces LEFT and attack Ninja
Have Uberbob move 2 Spaces Left

Facing: Araches faces LEFT
Shuri faces LEFT
Uberbob faces LEFT

[Radium]

<b>The bandits are special. And direction does not matter. And plz use S,N,E,W,NE,SW,NW,SE.

PRESS RELOAD TO UPDATE COMBAT WINDOW
http://www.foxmage.com/Battlefield.gif
Araches: HP=50/50 ATTACK=10 MOVE=3 MP=25 SPELL=HASTE-5MP,BLOODLUST-5MP
Uberbob: HP=80/80 ATTACK=20 MOVE=2
Shuri: HP=55/70 ATTACK=25 MOVE=4 MP=10 SPELL=HASTE-5MP
Foo: HP=60/60 ATTACK=15 MOVE=(3) MP=10 SPELL=RANDOMIZE-10MP
Bandit1: HP=70/70 ATTACK=15 MOVE=2
Bandit2: HP=70/70 ATTACK=15 MOVE=2
Bandit3: HP=70/70 ATTACK=15 MOVE=2

Araches casts Haste on Foo
Foo retreats
Shuri does not have enough movement to attack Bandit (move INTO to attack)
Bandit attacks Shuri for 15 damage.
</b>

[Violet CLM]

Shuri: W, W, W, S.
Uberbob: E, W.
Araches: S, W, W.
Page: C, L, A, I, M.

[Radium]

<b>Wait... Shuri has four movement? Er... I'll make her do double damage next time to make up for that. =P

Unknown, very few of those commands actually work out.

Oh, and attacking takes a full turn. No attacking three times.</b>

[Xion]

Uberbob move NE, Attack Ninja to NORTH (2 movements)

Shuri move SE-S Attack Ninja to SOUTH, Move W (4 Movements)

Araches (doesn't Araches have Frenzeh?) moves NE-E Attack ninja to EAST (3 movements)

Check with Foo, see if he got to the rest of the party

[Xion]

And I think we should do this Tactics style...

Each person can MOVE and ATTACK/CAST, as long as all the move units have been used. (move-move-attack-move, for example)

Each ninja has the same ability, though.

[Radium]

And I think we should do this Tactics style...
<b>I disagree. This is fine. And I'll add Frenzeh as soon as I find a way to, since intelligence isn't a factor in the new system.

Oh, and attacking or casting ends movement. This is to prevent any misbalancing hit and run tactics.

IF THE NUMBER ON THE BATTLEFIELD IS NOT THE NUMBER OF THIS POST, PRESS RELOAD, MORTAL
http://www.foxmage.com/Battlefield.gif

Araches: HP=35/50 ATTACK=10 MOVE=3 MP=25 SPELL=HASTE-5MP,BLOODLUST-5MP

Uberbob: HP=80/80 ATTACK=20 MOVE=2

Shuri: HP=40/70 ATTACK=25 MOVE=4 MP=10 SPELL=HASTE-5MP

Foo: HP=60/60 ATTACK=15 MOVE=(3) MP=10 SPELL=RANDOMIZE-10MP

Bandit1: HP=40/70 ATTACK=15 MOVE=2

Bandit2: HP=70/70 ATTACK=15 MOVE=2

Bandit3: HP=20/70 ATTACK=15 MOVE=2

Uberbob attacks bandit for 20 damage.
Shuriken attacks bandit for 50 damage (double, there).
Araches attacks bandit for 10 damage.
Foo is currently knocking on the hotel room door.
Bandit1 attacks Araches for 15 damage.
Bandit2 attacks Shuri for 15 damage.
Bandit3 attacks Shuti for 15 damage.
</b>

[Violet CLM]

Shuri: Attack whichever one is Bandit 3 (I assume that would be S, but I'm not sure).
Araches: W.
Uberbob: N.
Foo: Shout.

[Radium]

<b>IF THE NUMBER ON THE BATTLEFIELD IS NOT THE NUMBER OF THIS POST, PRESS RELOAD, MORTAL
http://www.foxmage.com/Battlefield.gif

Araches: HP=10/50 ATTACK=10 MOVE=3 MP=25 SPELL=HASTE-5MP,BLOODLUST-5MP

Uberbob: HP=80/80 ATTACK=20 MOVE=2

Shuri: HP=25/70 ATTACK=25 MOVE=4 MP=10 SPELL=HASTE-5MP

Foo: HP=60/60 ATTACK=15 MOVE=(3) MP=10 SPELL=RANDOMIZE-10MP

Bandit1: HP=10/70 ATTACK=15 MOVE=2

Bandit2: HP=70/70 ATTACK=15 MOVE=2

Shuri attacks bandit for 20 damage.
Bandit dies!
Araches attacks bandit for 10 damage.
Uberbob attacks bandit for 20 damage.
Foo shouts. Party awakes, but that shout is bound to have woke up everyone in the city.
Bandit attacks Araches for 15 damage.
Bandit attacks Shuri for 15 damage.
</b>

[Violet CLM]

Araches: E, E, S.
Uberbob: N.
Shuri: E, E, N, N.
Foo: Refuse to offer any explanation for scream.

[Radium]

<b>IF THE NUMBER ON THE BATTLEFIELD IS NOT THE NUMBER OF THIS POST, PRESS RELOAD, MORTAL
http://www.foxmage.com/Battlefield.gif

Araches: HP=10/50 ATTACK=10 MOVE=3 MP=25 SPELL=HASTE-5MP,BLOODLUST-5MP
Uberbob: HP=80/80 ATTACK=20 MOVE=2
Shuri: HP=25/70 ATTACK=25 MOVE=4 MP=10 SPELL=HASTE-5MP
Foo: HP=60/60 ATTACK=15 MOVE=(3) MP=10 SPELL=RANDOMIZE-10MP
L33tz4n: HP=60/60 ATTACK=20 MOVE=3 MP=25 SPELL=SUMMON WATER ELEMENTAL-25MP
Fawriel: HP=50/50 ATTACK=30 MOVE=1 MP=20 SPELL=HEAL-5MP,RAISE-15HP
Jay: HP=30/30 ATTACK=5 MOVE=1
Bandit2: HP=70/70 ATTACK=15 MOVE=2
Bandit3: HP=70/70 ATTACK=15 MOVE=2
Bandit4: HP=70/70 ATTACK=15 MOVE=2
Bandit5: HP=70/70 ATTACK=15 MOVE=2
Bandit6: HP=70/70 ATTACK=15 MOVE=2
Uberbandit7: HP=60/60 ATTACK=15 MOVE=2 SPELLCASTER
Uberbandit8: HP=60/60 ATTACK=15 MOVE=2 SPELLCASTER


All hell breaks loose! =D
Uberbob attacks Bandit for 10 damage.
Bandit dies!
</b>

[Risp_old]

You forgot to update the post number on the picture.

[Strato]

Araches : N, W, W
Shuri : E
Faw : W
Jay : W, W, W
Foo : S, W, W
L337z4n : W, W, W

[Radium]

<b>Jay can only move 1.

IF THE NUMBER ON THE BATTLEFIELD IS NOT THE NUMBER OF THIS POST, PRESS RELOAD, MORTAL
http://www.foxmage.com/Battlefield.gif
Bandit attacks Shuri for 15 damage
Uberbandit7 casts Fireball on L33tz4n
L33tz4n takes 20 damage
Uberbandit8 casts Fireball on Uberbob; Uberbob takes 20 damage
Magic Mirror casts Fireball on Uberbandit8; Uberbandit8 takes 10 damage

Araches: HP=10/50 ATTACK=10 MOVE=3 MP=25 SPELL=HASTE-5MP,BLOODLUST-5MP
Uberbob: HP=60/80 ATTACK=20 MOVE=2
Shuri: HP=10/70 ATTACK=25 MOVE=4 MP=10 SPELL=HASTE-5MP
Foo: HP=60/60 ATTACK=15 MOVE=(3) MP=10 SPELL=RANDOMIZE-10MP
L33tz4n: HP=40/60 ATTACK=20 MOVE=3 MP=25 SPELL=SUMMON WATER ELEMENTAL-25MP
Fawriel: HP=50/50 ATTACK=30 MOVE=1 MP=20 SPELL=HEAL-5MP,RAISE-15HP
Jay: HP=30/30 ATTACK=5 MOVE=1
Bandit2: HP=70/70 ATTACK=15 MOVE=2
Bandit3: HP=70/70 ATTACK=15 MOVE=2
Bandit4: HP=70/70 ATTACK=15 MOVE=2
Bandit5: HP=70/70 ATTACK=15 MOVE=2
Bandit6: HP=70/70 ATTACK=15 MOVE=2
Uberbandit7: HP=60/60 ATTACK=15 MOVE=2 SPELLCASTER
Uberbandit8: HP=50/60 ATTACK=15 MOVE=2 SPELLCASTER
</b>

[Violet CLM]

Shuri: NE, N, N, NE.
Foo: SW, SE, W.
L33tz4n: SE, SW.
Faw: N.
Jay: N.
Araches: Cast haste on Uberbob.
Uberbob: SW, E, SW.

[Radium]

<b>IF THE NUMBER ON THE BATTLEFIELD IS NOT THE NUMBER OF THIS POST, PRESS RELOAD, MORTAL
http://www.foxmage.com/Battlefield.gif
Foo attacks Bandit2 for 15 damage
L33tz4n attacks Bandit2 for 20 damage
Araches casts Haste on Uberbob
Bandit2 attacks L33tz4n for 15 damage
Bandit5 attacks Uberbob for 15 damage
Bandit6 attacks Uberbob for 15 damage
Uberbandit7 casts Mire on Shuri
Uberbandit8 casts Mire on Uberbob
Magic Mirror casts Mire on Uberbandit8

Araches: HP=10/50 ATTACK=10 MOVE=3 MP=20 SPELL=HASTE-5MP,BLOODLUST-5MP
Uberbob: HP=30/80 ATTACK=20 MOVE=2
Shuri: HP=10/70 ATTACK=25 MOVE=(2) MP=10 SPELL=HASTE-5MP
Foo: HP=60/60 ATTACK=15 MOVE=(3) MP=10 SPELL=RANDOMIZE-10MP
L33tz4n: HP=25/60 ATTACK=20 MOVE=3 MP=25 SPELL=SUMMON WATER ELEMENTAL-25MP
Fawriel: HP=50/50 ATTACK=30 MOVE=1 MP=20 SPELL=HEAL-5MP,RAISE-15HP
Jay: HP=30/30 ATTACK=5 MOVE=1
Bandit2: HP=35/70 ATTACK=15 MOVE=2
Bandit3: HP=70/70 ATTACK=15 MOVE=2
Bandit4: HP=70/70 ATTACK=15 MOVE=2
Bandit5: HP=70/70 ATTACK=15 MOVE=2
Bandit6: HP=70/70 ATTACK=15 MOVE=2
Uberbandit7: HP=60/60 ATTACK=15 MOVE=2 SPELLCASTER
Uberbandit8: HP=50/60 ATTACK=15 MOVE=(1) SPELLCASTER
</b>

[Violet CLM]

Araches: E, E, E.
Shuri: Heal by standing still.
Foo: W.
L33tz4n: SW.
Jay: SE.
Faw: NW.
Uberbob: E, E.

[Strato]

Why didn't you heal shuri when she was right next to Faw?

[Radium]

<b>IF THE NUMBER ON THE BATTLEFIELD IS NOT THE NUMBER OF THIS POST, PRESS RELOAD, MORTAL
http://www.foxmage.com/Battlefield.gif
Shuri has not yet mastered the art of healing by standing still.
Foo attacks Bandit2 for 15 damage.
L33tz4n attacks Bandit2 for 20 damage
Bandit2 dies.
Uberbandit7 casts Antimagic on L33tz4n
Uberbandit8 casts Bloodlust on self.

Araches: HP=10/50 ATTACK=10 MOVE=3 MP=20 SPELL=HASTE-5MP,BLOODLUST-5MP
Uberbob: HP=30/80 ATTACK=20 MOVE=2
Shuri: HP=10/70 ATTACK=25 MOVE=(2) MP=10 SPELL=HASTE-5MP
Foo: HP=60/60 ATTACK=15 MOVE=(3) MP=10 SPELL=RANDOMIZE-10MP
L33tz4n: HP=25/60 ATTACK=20 MOVE=3 MP=25 SPELL=SUMMON WATER ELEMENTAL-25MP
Fawriel: HP=50/50 ATTACK=30 MOVE=1 MP=20 SPELL=HEAL-5MP,RAISE-15HP
Jay: HP=30/30 ATTACK=5 MOVE=1
Bandit3: HP=70/70 ATTACK=15 MOVE=2
Bandit4: HP=70/70 ATTACK=15 MOVE=2
Bandit5: HP=70/70 ATTACK=15 MOVE=2
Bandit6: HP=70/70 ATTACK=15 MOVE=2
Uberbandit7: HP=60/60 ATTACK=15 MOVE=2 SPELLCASTER
Uberbandit8: HP=50/60 ATTACK=(20) MOVE=(1) SPELLCASTER
</b>

[Xion]

PAUSE
Check Faw's Spell - HEAL
--Asking: Splash effect?
UNPAUSE

Have Foo cast Randomize on all units.
Have L33tz4n move NE-NE-ATTACK(N)
Have Faw cast HEAL on Shuri
Have Shuri move E-E-ATTACK(E)-W
Have Araches move E-E-ATTACK(NE)
Have Jay move E
Have Uberbob move N-Rest

[Radium]

<b>Heal restores one unit to full HP. 'Nuff said. And attacking ends movement, for the second time. )< Oh, and Xion, you got East and West backwards, I switched them for you.

IF THE NUMBER ON THE BATTLEFIELD IS NOT THE NUMBER OF THIS POST, PRESS RELOAD, MORTAL
http://www.foxmage.com/Battlefield.gif
Foo does not have the 130 MP and 13 turns needed to cast Randomize on all units
Foo casts Randomize on self; stats randomly switched
L33tz4n attacks Bandit4 for 20 damage
Faw casts Heal on Shuriken
Shuri attacks Bandit3 for 25 damage
Araches attacks Bandit3 for 10 damage
Bandit3 attacks Araches for 10 damage
Araches dies! (again)
Bandit4 attacks L33tz4n for 15 damage
Bandit5 waits
Bandit6 waits
Uberbandit7 casts heal on Uberbandit8
Uberbandit8 casts Weakness on Shuri

Uberbob: HP=30/80 ATTACK=20 MOVE=2
Shuri: HP=70/70 ATTACK=(20) MOVE=(2) MP=10 SPELL=HASTE-5MP
Foo: HP=3/3 ATTACK=60 MOVE=15 MP=0 SPELL=RANDOMIZE-10MP
L33tz4n: HP=10/60 ATTACK=20 MOVE=3 MP=25 SPELL=SUMMON WATER ELEMENTAL-25MP
Fawriel: HP=50/50 ATTACK=30 MOVE=1 MP=15 SPELL=HEAL-5MP,RAISE-15HP
Jay: HP=30/30 ATTACK=5 MOVE=1
Bandit3: HP=35/70 ATTACK=15 MOVE=2
Bandit4: HP=50/70 ATTACK=15 MOVE=2
Bandit5: HP=70/70 ATTACK=15 MOVE=2
Bandit6: HP=70/70 ATTACK=15 MOVE=2
Uberbandit7: HP=60/60 ATTACK=15 MOVE=2 SPELLCASTER
Uberbandit8: HP=50/60 ATTACK=(20) MOVE=(1) SPELLCASTER
</b>

[Violet CLM]

Shuri: W.
L33tz4n: NE, N.
Foo: N, N, NW, NW.
Faw: W.
Uberbandit7: W.

[Radium]

<b>
IF THE NUMBER ON THE BATTLEFIELD IS NOT THE NUMBER OF THIS POST, PRESS RELOAD, MORTAL
http://www.foxmage.com/Battlefield.gif
Shuri attacks Bandit3 for 20 damage
L33tz4n attacks bandit3 for 15 damage
Bandit3 dies!
Foo attacks Bandit4 for 50 damage
Bandit4 dies!
Faw bumps into Foo.
Uberbandit7 casts Antimagic on Uberbob!
Magic mirror casts Antimagic on Uberbandit7!
Uberbandit8 casts Disenchant on Foo

Uberbob: HP=30/80 ATTACK=20 MOVE=2
Shuri: HP=70/70 ATTACK=(20) MOVE=(2) MP=10 SPELL=HASTE-5MP
Foo: HP=60/60 ATTACK=15 MOVE=(3) MP=0 SPELL=RANDOMIZE-10MP
L33tz4n: HP=10/60 ATTACK=20 MOVE=3 MP=25 SPELL=SUMMON WATER ELEMENTAL-25MP
Fawriel: HP=50/50 ATTACK=30 MOVE=1 MP=15 SPELL=HEAL-5MP,RAISE-15HP
Jay: HP=30/30 ATTACK=5 MOVE=1
Bandit5: HP=70/70 ATTACK=15 MOVE=2
Bandit6: HP=70/70 ATTACK=15 MOVE=2
Uberbandit7: HP=60/60 ATTACK=15 MOVE=2 SPELLCASTER
Uberbandit8: HP=50/60 ATTACK=(20) MOVE=(1) SPELLCASTER

It's so l33t how the Uberbandits find ways to use beneficial spells to cripple their enemy.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Shuri: W, SW.
L33tz4n: Summon Water Elemental.
Foo: W, W, SW.
Uberbob: NW, NW.
Jay: Sit down.
Faw: N.

[Blackraptor]

UberBob:W 1 space.
Shuri: W, SW
Foo: W, W, SW
L33tz4n: W, Summon Water Elemental plz thnx, then move SW.

Fawriel: W.
Jay: NW

[Xion]

WHY ISN'T FAW RAISING ARACHES????????????

[Radium]

<b>
IF THE NUMBER ON THE BATTLEFIELD IS NOT THE NUMBER OF THIS POST, PRESS RELOAD, MORTAL
http://www.foxmage.com/Battlefield.gif
Foo attacks bandit6 for 15 damage
Jay sits down
Jay finds popcorn!
L33tz4n summons Water Elemental
Bandit6 attacks Foo for 15 damage.
Bandit5 waits.
Uberbandit7 casts Bloodlust on Bandit6
Uberbandit8 casts Bloodlust on Bandit5

Uberbob: HP=30/80 ATTACK=20 MOVE=2
Shuri: HP=70/70 ATTACK=(20) MOVE=(2) MP=10 SPELL=HASTE-5MP
Foo: HP=45/60 ATTACK=15 MOVE=(3) MP=0 SPELL=RANDOMIZE-10MP
L33tz4n: HP=10/60 ATTACK=20 MOVE=3 MP=25 SPELL=SUMMON WATER ELEMENTAL-25MP
Fawriel: HP=50/50 ATTACK=30 MOVE=1 MP=15 SPELL=HEAL-5MP,RAISE-15HP
Jay: HP=30/30 ATTACK=5 MOVE=1
Water Elemental: HP=40/40 ATTACK=30 MOVE=2
Bandit5: HP=70/70 ATTACK=(20) MOVE=2
Bandit6: HP=55/70 ATTACK=(20) MOVE=2
Uberbandit7: HP=60/60 ATTACK=15 MOVE=2 SPELLCASTER
Uberbandit8: HP=50/60 ATTACK=(20) MOVE=(1) SPELLCASTER
</b>

[Xion]

...how'd I anticaps that?

(sry for spam)

[Violet CLM]

Don't worry, he's on his way to the body.

[Xion]

k cool.

(there should be some kind of pic that shows where a body is.)

PAUSE
Check: Items
--Any ether?
--Any Phoenix Down?
UNPAUSE

[Radium]

--Any Phoenix Down?
<b>Xion has been banned! For the third time! This is working as encouragement to teach him how to carry on an intelligent conversation with people that don't play games all day.

You don't need to be at the location to cast Raise.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Faw: Raise Araches or something before Xion gets banned again. (Edit: oops)
Foo: W, S.
Shuri: SW, SW.
Uberbob: W, W.
Water Elemental: SW, W.
L33tz4n: Seeing as her magic seems to be intact, summon another water elemental!
Jay: Do not eat popcorn.

[Blackraptor]

Xion, too much Final Fantasy (I don't blame you, its getting to me too. =(.)

[Xion]

Xion, too much Final Fantasy (I don't blame you, its getting to me too. =(.)
Too much FFTA.

*mumble grumble* there goes my weekend plans. AW is going down in about 3 hours and won't be back up untill Saturday.

[Radium]

Faw: Raise Araches or something before Xion gets banned again. (Edit: oops)
<b>If this was worded better, it would have been the best quote ever.

IF THE NUMBER ON THE BATTLEFIELD IS NOT THE NUMBER OF THIS POST, PRESS RELOAD, MORTAL
http://www.foxmage.com/Battlefield.gif
Fawriel raises Araches!
Foo attacks Bandit6 for 15 damage
Shuri attacks Bandit6 for 25 damage
Uberbob attacks Bandit6 for 5 damage
Bandit6 dies!
Er... L33tz4n's MP goes away again
Bandit5 attacks Uberbob for 20 damage
Uberbandit8 casts Bloodlust on Uberbandit7
Uberbandit7 attacks Foo for 20 damage

Araches: HP=50/50 ATTACK=10 MOVE=3 MP=20 SPELL=HASTE-5MP,BLOODLUST-5MP
Uberbob: HP=10/80 ATTACK=20 MOVE=2
Shuri: HP=70/70 ATTACK=(20) MOVE=(2) MP=10 SPELL=HASTE-5MP
Foo: HP=25/60 ATTACK=15 MOVE=(3) MP=0 SPELL=RANDOMIZE-10MP
L33tz4n: HP=10/60 ATTACK=20 MOVE=3 MP=0 SPELL=SUMMON WATER ELEMENTAL-25MP
Fawriel: HP=50/50 ATTACK=30 MOVE=1 MP=0 SPELL=HEAL-5MP,RAISE-15HP
Jay: HP=30/30 ATTACK=5 MOVE=1
Water Elemental: HP=40/40 ATTACK=30 MOVE=2
Bandit5: HP=70/70 ATTACK=(20) MOVE=2
Uberbandit7: HP=60/60 ATTACK=(20) MOVE=2 SPELLCASTER
Uberbandit8: HP=50/60 ATTACK=(20) MOVE=(1) SPELLCASTER
</b>

[Blackraptor]

Foo:W,SW
WAterElemental: SW,SW
Shuri:SW,S
Araches: w,w,w
UberBob: Attack SW.
Fawriel: Heal Uberbob
Jay: Look for more popcorn
L33t4n:SW,S,SW

[Violet CLM]

Might I ask what you have against Uberbob and L33tz4n?

[Blackraptor]

=D. Im just doing a suicidal attack so this combat could be over with quicker.

[Xion]

Radium, why are you taking battle commands from the bad guy at <i>all</i>?

[Radium]

<b>Hey, if someone has a better idea...</b>

[Blackraptor]

Just go with my idea, its pwnage. Who cares about casualties as long as someone wins already?

[Xion]

*cough*

[Radium]

<b>Because you can't lose Uberbob and Fawriel can't raise anyone else.

And I just claimed the page.</b>

[Xion]

Have Shuri Move SE-Attack(E)
Have Uberbob move S-Attack(E)
Have Foo move E-Attack(S)
Have Elemental move SE-Attack(SE)
Have L33tz4n move SE-SE-Attack(SE)
Have Araches move SE-S-S
Have Jay move E
Have Faw move SE

[Strato]

You were banned weren't you?

[Radium]

<b>Yes, he was.</b>

[Strato]

Have Shuri Move SE-Attack(E)
Have Uberbob move S-Attack(E)
Have Foo move E-Attack(S)
Have Elemental move SE-Attack(SE)
Have L33tz4n move SE-SE-Attack(SE)
Have Araches move SE-S-S
Have Jay move E
Have Faw move SE

[Radium]

<b>I wrote the long combat screen here but accidently pressed some odd key combination that closed the window. You win the combat! And Strato, when you copy Xion's directions remember to swap the Easts and Wests.

After defeating the bandits (let's just say the roof fell on them), your party falls back to sleep... on the floor. Hey, you try fighting at 2:00 in the morning. The bandits were carrying nothing of value, but you probably figured out how the Magic Mirror worked.

You are in a hotel hallway with a sleeping party. What now?


Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Wafflepieces
-Snufuss Cloak (big hole in it)
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Book of Gerbil
-Magic Mirror
*thinks about revising Combat System*</b>

[Strato]

Well, if were asleep what can we do?

[Radium]

<b>No, your party's asleep.</b>

[Strato]

<s>stare at araches</s>

[Violet CLM]

Take Roofpieces.

[Radium]

<b>The roofpieces are too large to take.</b>

[Blackraptor]

Take wallpeices.

[Bucky]

Asleep?

Hmm...

Dream about something important that needs to be interpreted

[Xion]

Try to invision what the invisible goblins look like.

Anyways.

PAUSE
Control: Xion
Change: Annoyance Factor: 6
<b>Annoyance factor changed from 7 to 6.</b>
Change: Battle System: FFTA.cbs
<b>Loading CBS "FFTA"
...
...
Enter Administrative Password: ******
...
Password Denied.
Enter Administrative Password: ********
...
Password Denied.
Enter Administrative Password: *******
...
Password Accepted.
...
...
File Loaded.</b>
UNPAUSE

[Radium]

<b>Alright Xion, you've been banned forever this time.

Uberbob falls asleep and dreams about the evil Blackraptor. And evil Blackraptor's evil lair. And he dreams of a new battle system, an ULTIMATE battle system...

You wake up. It's 5:00 AM. Party is still asleep.</b>

[Xion]

sleep

[Blackraptor]

Rad, youre making uberbob look gay because he is constantly dreaming about me =/

And take the wallpeices already.

[Radium]

<b>There are no wallpieces )=.

And no, it's called "prophisizing(sp?) about the enemy". Not dreaming.</b>

[Xion]

proph·e·sy ( P ) Pronunciation Key (prf-s)
v. proph·e·sied, (-sd) proph·e·sy·ing, (-sng) proph·e·sies (-sz)
v. tr.
To reveal by divine inspiration.
To predict with certainty as if by divine inspiration. See Synonyms at foretell.
To prefigure; foreshow.

v. intr.
To reveal the will or message of God.
To predict the future as if by divine inspiration.
To speak as a prophet.

[Strato]

Erm...what?

[Radium]

<b>Xion is correcting my spelling.</b>

[Xion]

<b>Xion is correcting my spelling.</b>Control: Xion
Nod

[Bucky]

Go to the lobby and ask for coffee and donuts

[Radium]

<b>While your party's still asleep, you walk to the lobby and ask for coffee and donuts. You look around for an hour before someone points out that this is a one-star hotel, and you don't get donuts.</b>

[Blackraptor]

Can you post a map of the hotel and the parts in it that are unexplored or relevant to the storyline? Check around for anything valuable/important. Check time.

[Radium]

<b>You look around. The only thing relevant is you and your party, though you could probably pick anyone to talk to and get help.

It's 5:00AM.</b>

[Blackraptor]

Talk to random people in the hotel and see if they say anything important (ask them questions such as Blackraptor, Wafflelord, Wafflelord's hideout,Xion, the meaning of life etc)

[Radium]

<b>You have found Randomperson! What specifically do you want to say to Randomperson?</b>

[Blackraptor]

Who is Blackraptor?

Where is Blackraptors hideout? (just asking again to make sure)

Who is Wafflelord?

Where is Wafflelord's hideout?

Who is the most important party member (other than Uberbob) to the storyline?

Who is Xion?

Can Jay self-destruct?

If not, can you teach Jay how to self-destruct?

Plz thnx

[Xion]

Can you find and assassinate Radium? He lives in Virginia, if that narrows it down.

[Radium]

<b>"Who is Blackraptor," you ask.
"Nobody is quite sure. All that is known is that he resides on the Isle of Darkness. And is evil," he replies.
"Who is Wafflelord?" you ask, hoping this person won't run away.
"Wafflelord is the evil king of thieves," he tells you, "a semi-robotic bandit that can move faster than a bullet and crush stone with his hands. His most powerful tool is his mind, though. Brain always wins over brawn."
"Where is Wafflelord's hideout?"
"Wafflelord has no hideout," Randomperson tells you, "he walks around and takes stuff. The police force is too weak to stop him, so nothing can be done."
"Who is the most important party member (other than Uberbob) to the storyline?"
"L33tz4n, then Jay or Araches. Shuri and Foo are really just helpers, and Fawriel is cannon fodder."
"Who is Xion?"
"There is no Xion." he replies.
"Can Jay self-destruct?" you ask.
"Not as far as I know," says Randomperson, "but he is essential to this part of the storyline, so don't blow him up."
"Plzthx" you tell the person, and he waves and leaves. He turns around and says "someone named Sear told me the answers to those questions before I got here. I didn't think anyone'd actually ask them."</b>

[Xion]

well, let's go back to the party.

View Map again

[Blackraptor]

View places you haven't been to before.

[Radium]

<b>To find everywhere you haven't been, simply take everything in the universe and subtract where you have been.</b>

[Xion]

<b><font size="500">VIEW MAGIC MAP</font></b>

[acid]

Attack wall

[Radium]

<b>Uberbob attacks the wall, but it doesn't seem to be losing HP. Maybe it's immortal, or maybe it's concrete.</b>

[acid]

eat wall

talk to wall

beat head on wall

kick wall

sharpen weapons on wall

view inventory

throw all items in inventory at wall

throw party at wall

wake Foo up and make him clobber the wall

[Radium]

<b>You can not beat your party on the wall because they're still asleep. The weapon idea was good, though.

Once command at a time, plz. I'm lazy.</b>

[Blackraptor]

Sharpen Head on wall

Sharpen leg on wall

Sharpen Inventory on wall

Sharpen map on wall

Sharpen willy on wall

[Radium]

<b>Oh, go ahead and ignore the last paragraph of my previous post, why don't you.

/Pageclaim.</b>

[Blackraptor]

;((((((((((

[Violet CLM]

Sharpen brain on wall.

[acid]

delete save file

[Radium]

<b>You try to delete the save file. Game saved. You would sharpen your brain on the wall, but you can't figure out how to remove it. Even if you did, it would be hard to get back in.</b>

[Blackraptor]

Go find Wafflelord.

[Radium]

<b>That command is right up there with "Win the game."

[Blackraptor]

Go to hotel basement (if any)

[Radium]

<b>There is none. This is a one-star hotel, be thankful it has bathrooms.</b>

[Blackraptor]

Bathrooms! Explore!

[Radium]

<b>You walk into the bathroom. It's a room with a shower and toilet. Someone stole the sink.</b>

[Blackraptor]

Steal Shower. Steal Toilet. Any secret passages/small items on the floor?

[Radium]

<b>No items.

You can not steal anything because it's bolted down.</b>

[Blackraptor]

Then how was the sink stolen? =(

[Radium]

<b>Veeeerryy skillfully.</b>

[acid]

attack shower

[acid]

attack toilet

[Radium]

<b>Toilet and shower are immortal )=. Uberbob is not strong enough to kill them alone.</b>

[acid]

wake up party

attack bathroom

[Radium]

<b>You return to your party to wake them up. The first thing you notice is that Jay has grown a long tail. Quite strange. Keeping your mind on your goal, you lead your party to the bathroom you were about to destroy.

-MASS BATHROOM SLAUGHTERING CENSORED-

Uberbob and his party have been kicked out of the hotel! =D.

Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Wafflepieces
-Snufuss Cloak (big hole in it)
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Book of Gerbil
-Magic Mirror

Jay's status:
-Species: Human
-Intelligence: 95
-Strength: 20
-Defense: 20
-Magic: 0
</b>

[Blackraptor]

Ah, so does the tail have any importance to the storyline?

Walk around the streets looking for stuff.

[Radium]

<b>You walk around looking for stuff of importance, and bump into Sear.</b>

[Blackraptor]

Talk to Sear

[Radium]

<b>That was so descriptive. I bow to your l33t explanatory skills.</b>

[Blackraptor]

Does he have anything to sayto you or are you suppose to talk to him?

[Radium]

<b>Once again, this is not the Riddles thread.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Look at Sear through hole in Snufuss Cloak.

[Radium]

<b>You look at Sear through the hole in the cloak. He hasn't changed much.</b>

[Violet CLM]

"Sear, what causes tail growth?"