Just like back in the pre-Win3.1 days...

[Violet CLM]

Summon Einstein.
Ask Einstein how to defeat Bionic Bandits.

[Blackraptor]

Actually, if you look at it from the War tavern (which discludes the very first post of this aka the post that started this topic) this would be post 3000.

And I have the page claim as proof.

[Radium]

<b>Bionicbandits have 1000 HP.
Shuriken casts Haste on Jay.
L33tz4n summons Einstein.
Einstein says "cast a lot of spells and use a lot of items and stuff in random ways."
Bionicbandit attacks Einstein. Einstein is dead D=.
Bionicbandit attacks Shuriken. Shuriken is dead.
Bionicbandit attacks Jay. Jay loses a bunch of HP.</b>

[Blackraptor]

....flee.

[Radium]

<b>Route of escape blocked D=.

Jay's status:
-Species: Monkeysomethingperson
-Intelligence: 35
-Strength: 680
-Defense: 680
-Magic: 0</b>

[Violet CLM]

Actually, if you look at it from the War tavern (which discludes the very first post of this aka the post that started this topic) this would be post 3000.

And I have the page claim as proof.
You're thinking of "Reply" 3000. "Reply" is obviously different from "Post", and "Post" is what I had. I might add that "Reply" is always inferior.

Uberbob:
Cast Enchant Weapon on Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire.
Attack BionicBandit with Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire.
Wear Bracelet.
Look at BionicBandits through Magic Mirror.
Hide under Druid's Robe.

L33tz4n:
Summon a bunch of iron bats on top of the BionicBandits' heads. Or inside them. Inside is better.
Summon MSN Butterfly Guy, steal his wings.

Araches:
Cast Bloodlust on Jay.
Check Jay's stats.

[Radium]

<b>The Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire is too powerful to be enchanted. Uberbob wears the bracelet. Uberbob feels pretty! He looks at the bandit's reflection in the mirror. They look mirrored. Uberbob cowers under the robe.
L33tz3n summons a bunch of iron bats over Bandits (can't summon inside). Bandits lose 1 HP. L33tz4n summons MSN guy and steals his wings.
Araches casts Bloodlust on Jay.


Jay's status:
-Species: Monkeysomethingperson
-Intelligence: 30
-Strength: 790 (988)
-Defense: 790
-Magic: 0</b>

[Xion]

LOAD GAME

[Violet CLM]

If the amount of HP lost is equal to the strength of the attacker, why did the Bionicbandits only lose 1HP after a 570 attack?

[Risp_old]

Magic.

[Xion]

usually, when attacking, multiple factors are put into play.

First, we have the ATTACK strength. This is how much damage it would do per base.

Second, we have EVASION of the enemy. This tells us if it hit them. Can you hit a moving target?

Third, we have DEFENCE of the enemy. This tells us how much of the damage is prevented.

Finally, we have LUCK. LUCK can tell us if it is a critical hit, which doubles base attack.

So basically, it's a crapshoot. a 1,000,000 Point attack will be nullified by a 1,000,001 Defence rating.

[Radium]

<b>Defense, agility, and cruelty (on my part).</b>

[Violet CLM]

Well, fine. Have Jay attack again. Maybe this time he can do 419 damage.

[Radium]

<b>Jay does 2 damage.

Jay's status:
-Species: Monkeysomethingperson
-Intelligence: 25
-Strength: 920 (1150)
-Defense: 920
-Magic: </b>

[Violet CLM]

Look around.

[Radium]

<b>You see bionicbandits, buildings, and a few blocks ahead the Mind Gate. Before you ask, they ARE blocking it.

Jay's status:
-Species: Monkeysomethingperson
-Intelligence: 20
-Strength: 1060 (1325)
-Defense: 1060
-Magic: 0</b>

[Xion]

Have Jay attack the bandits as the rest of the party flees.

[Blackraptor]

Have Jay attack with the Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire

[Radium]

<b>Jay can't figure out how to use the Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire D=.

Bandit1 attacks Jay. Jay takes 60 damage. Bandit2 attacks Jay. Jay takes 60 damage. Bandit3 leaves to get axes. Jay has 100 HP left. Game Saved =D!

Jay's status:
-Species: Monkeyboy
-Intelligence: 15
-Strength: 1210 (1512)
-Defense: 1210
-Magic: 0</b>

[Violet CLM]

Put Druid's Robe on Jay. Put Bracelet on Jay. Give Jay Knife.

[Radium]

Jay wears robe. +.01 defense! Jay wears bracelet; Jay feels pretty! Jay takes knife. +10 attack!

Jay's status:
-Species: Monkeyboy
-Intelligence: 10
-Strength: 1370 (1722)
-Defense: 1370
-Magic: 0</b>

[Violet CLM]

Remove bracelet from Jay, give bracelet to Bionic Bandits.

[Radium]

<b>Bionicbandits have destroyed bracelet D=. Nobody feels pretty anymore. Except Faw, but he is elsewhere.

Jay's status:
-Species: Monkeyboy
-Intelligence: 5
-Strength: 1540 (1925)
-Defense: 1540
-Magic: 0</b>

[Sciz CT]

L33tz4n: Cast Hypnotize on a Bionicbandit
Uberbob: Cast Stoneskin on Jay
Araches: Cast Haste on Uberbob
Jay: Attack Bionicbandits

[Radium]

<b>L33tz4n attempts to Hypnotize the Bandit, but the bandit is not affected. Uberbob and Araches attempt to cast spells on Jay, but Jay is unaffected.

As Jay's intelligence drops to zero, he let's out a mighty roar in a random direction. No longer is he a mere human, but something greater, something more powerful. Jay is now known as Furious the Monkeyboy! Random themesong plays from nowhere!

Furious picks up MSN Butterfly Guy. Furious attacks Bionicbandit with MSN Guy. Bionicbandit takes 400 damage. MSN Guy dies.

Furious's status:
-Species: Monkeyboy
-Intelligence: No
-Strength: 2000
-Defense: 2000
-Magic: 0</b>

[Blackraptor]

....I foresaw this. If Jay can still understand human language, have him pwn the remaining bandits.

[Radium]

<b>Furious attacks bandit. Bandit takes 600 damage. Bandit dies. Bandit3 has returned with axes! Bandit 2 and 3 armed.</b>

[Sciz CT]

Stand back and let Furious pwn the other two bandits. I don't think any ordinary axes are going to stop him now. But just in case...

Uberbob: Cast: Enchant Weapon: Axe
Axe: Attack Bionicbandits

[Radium]

<b>Uberbob is unable to posess the axe D=.

Furious attacks Bionicbandit. Bandit dodges. Bandit2 flees.

[Xion]

Attack Bandit3 All-arms

[Xion]

By the power bestowed upon me as a white mage, I hereby declare this thread...



<font size="100px;"><b>DEAD</b></font>

[Sciz CT]

Have Furious continue attacking. Look for a way out in the meantime.

[Radium]

<b>Furious attacks Bandit3. Bandit3 dodges. L33tz4n sights a clear path down a nearby alley.</b>

[Sciz CT]

Everyone in party who isn't dead/missing/named Furious the Monkeyboy: Run down alley, hope that it isn't a dead end.

Chances are that as soon as Furious finishes off that Bandit, anything else in the area that moves is also going to be pounded by Monkeyboy there.

[Radium]

<b>Evidently, you didn't watch enough cop movies, because the alley dead ends. The bionicbandit jumps over Furious and charges towards you. Furious stares up at the sky, confused about where the bandit jumped to.

[Violet CLM]

Place Bookmark of Eternity in the way of Bionicbandit.
Let go of Bookmark of Eternity.

[Radium]

<b>The Bionicbandit crashes into the Bookmark of Eternity, successfully breaking his robotic body in half. The top half continues to charge in your general direction.</b>

[Blackraptor]

Duck, and shine the magic mirror at the bandit (Dont ask why).

[Radium]

<b>That post had too little logic for me to notice.</b>

[Blackraptor]

aka your a face

If his top half is running towards you, there's nothing under him so just slide under him/duck/move a side.

[Radium]

<b>You mean "You<i>'re</i> a face."

Anyway, you clearly need to learn a lesson in gravity.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Jump over BionicBanditHalf and get 100 points.
Claim page and attack BionicBanditHalf with it.

[Blackraptor]

no, your face!1

Is the alley wide enough for party to move a side, can they climb up anything in the alley? is there a manhole cover?

[Radium]

<b>Uberbob and company jump over the Bionicbandit, but only get 50 points because he's only half there. Uberbob is not able to obtain the page.

Alley has no climbable things or manholes.</b>

[Sciz CT]

Lure the BionicBanditHalf back to Furious. While keeping a nice distance from MonkeyBoy, that is.

[Radium]

<b>Running out of the alley, you lure the bandit towards Furious. Furious sits on bandit! Bandit dies! You've won the combat! Fanfare! Pick two magic skills to upgrade:

Uberbob: Basic Enchantment, Basic Doll Magic (glitching can not be upgraded)
L33tz4n: Basic Summoning (glitching and mindmagic can not be gupgraded)
Araches: Basic Non-Elemental Magic, Basic Enchantment

[Sciz CT]

Control: Radium
Post: Magic List

[Radium]

<b>L33tz4n's Spells (Basic Summoning, Hypnotism, Glitching):
-Summon Rusty Iron Bat: Summons rusty iron bat. Dispelled after a while. <i>The trick to winning combat is to never be unarmed. Never!</i>
-Summon Butterfly: Summons butterfly. Dispelled after a while. <i>I wrote this spell as a joke. I had no idea it would make it in a book.</i>
-Summon Battlebutterfly: Summons butterfly with niftular battle attachments. <i>Durnit, if my joke spell has to make it in a book the least I can do is give it an upgrade!</i>
-Summon MSN guy: A little more pathetic than Summon Butterfly. Gets fired after a while and commits suicide when MSN stock drops. <i>This is the worst spell. Period. MSN cast it, and look what happened to them.</i>
-Summon Einstein: Summons Einstein. Dispelled after a while, takes a lot of MP. <i>Top marks on my homework! Sorcery is fun.</i>
-Summon Water Elemental: Summons water elemental. Dispelled after a while and takes a lot of MP.

Uberbob's Spells (glitching, basic enchantment, basic doll magic):
-Glitch: Causes impossible events to stop happening, takes 2 people. <i>What can not exist, does not exist, but only a rare few can prove it.</i>
-Fysics Phalure: Uberbob is not yet powerful enough to cast this spell. <i>Sometimes the universe seems to be against you. Luckily, you're against it too.</i>
-Stoneskin: Increases unit's defense. <i>When we run into battle, the rocks we step on don't complain. Now we know why.</i>
-Enchant Weapon: Increases a weapon's speed, strength, ect. Takes a lot of MP, can only be cast once in a long time. Takes 4-8 hours to wear off. <i>Suddenly that pair of saftey scissors looks pretty dangerous</i>
-Telekenesis: Moves inanimate objects. Requires line of sight, lifts approximately 10 lbs at most.<i>Things often lie just out of our reach. If only our hands could reach as far as our minds.</i>
-Doll Ward: Prevents all Doll Magic spells. <i>Nobody likes dead stuff that moves.</i>

Araches' Spells (basic enchantment, basic non-elemental magic):
-Bloodlust: Increases unit's attack. <i>You know the feeling of strength and madness we get in combat? Now picture it in a spell.</i>
-Haste: Increases unit's speed. <i>Surprise is key. The enemy won't expect a heavily armored soldier to run like a cheetah.</i>
-Life Drain: Target's health slowly goes down. Takes a lot of MP, can only be cast once every long time. <i>When you have this spell, all you need is a large shield.</i>
-Magic Dart: Inflicts a small amount of damage, requires line of sight. <i>Why waste ammo?</i>

Hm, I forget, what did I do to Shuri?

[acid]

Because I'm too lazy to look it up myself, where are all of the party members?

[Radium]

<b>Lesseee... they sold Foo to Scholar Sam in exchange for some spells... Fawriel warped away and strangely never returned... Jay is still in their party, only he turned into Furious the Monkeyboy... I don't remember, but I think Shuriken may be dead... and Uberbob, Araches, and L33tz4n are fine.

[acid]

Get Foo back! >(

[Radium]

<b>Scholar Sam already left for Hawaii. Don't worry, Foo makes a happy scribe.</b>

[Violet CLM]

This whole game is one big plot by Radium to give Uberbob a harem. You'll get used to it. Shuriken was rejected due to copyright issues.

Uberbob: Upgrade Enchantment.
L33tz4n: Upgrade Summoning.

[Radium]

This whole game is one big plot by Radium to give Uberbob a harem.
<b>Eh.. no. You still have Furious and hopefully'll get Faw back. Faw back means Shuriken back. I would have killed off Araches but she accidently became important.

Summoning upgraded! Enchantment Upgraded!

From her studies in Summoning, L33tz4n has learned Summon Soap!
-Summon Soap: Summons a bar of soap. Magically launched from hand at a fair speed. <i>As far as I'm concerned, there is no other spell for combat. This one does it all.</i>

From his studies in Enchantment, Uberbob has leaned Randomtacklemanashackle!

-Randomtacklemanashackle: Cast on an enemy target. Every time target casts a spell, a football player comes from nowhere and tackles them, then returns to nowhere. <i>Finally something those weak old wizards can't counter. Name isn't bad, either.</i>

[Sciz CT]

Hm, I forget, what did I do to Shuri?

Bionicbandit attacks Einstein. Einstein is dead D=.
Bionicbandit attacks Shuriken. Shuriken is dead.
Bionicbandit attacks Jay. Jay loses a bunch of HP.

Attempt to talk to Furious. If he attacks, run.

[Radium]

<b>You say hi to Furious. Furious grunts and stares absentmindedly through you.

The Mind Gate is still slightly ajar.</b>

[Xion]

Go: Mindgate

[Sciz CT]

Er...what's the Mindgate do again? :p

Go: Mindgate

[Radium]

The Mind Gate was the thing Sear used to let Uberbob and company in his mind.
<b>You and your party approach the Mind Gate. The small round door is slightly open. Do you wish to enter?</b>

[Sciz CT]

Enter: Mindgate

[Radium]

<b>You and your party climb through the gate. The inside was nothing like it was when Sear was inside. It resembles a modern city in ruins, stretching endlessly and dissapearing into a red haze in all directions. You hear footsteps, and the creaking of robotic joints. Suddenly, the mighty Wafflelord stands before you. "Good evening, my comrades," he speaks in his usual optimistic voice as his light brown patterned cape and long white hair blow dramatically in the wind.

[Sciz CT]

long white hare

So Wafflelord has a pet rabbit now? ;p

Talk: "Hello, Wafflelord. Did you destroy this city?"

Look around for anything of use.

[Xion]

Hmmm... A desolate wasteland.


This means that Wafflelord himself is a wreck, since his mind has been trashed into a desolate, destrought city. Wouldn't this make him insane and incapable of thought process? And if so, how can he walk if he cannot think? And if the Wafflelord is so high-and-mighty-and-powerful, how can his mind be such trash and still be able to run a theif's guild, let alone be the most powerful and able theif in the world...


Radium, I beg of you, Listen to me and do this one simple command...

GLITCH: WAFFLELORD ON BASIS OF NO MIND.

[Radium]

So Wafflelord has a pet rabbit now? ;p
Talk: "Hello, Wafflelord. Did you destroy this city?"
Look around for anything of use.
<b>Ugphevilhareword.

"I <i>created</i> this city," Wafflelord explains, "with it, I can do what I wish." With a wave of his hand, a large building collapses between you and the gate.

There is nothing useful available.

[Xion]

Blast. Radium is not responding. ANYBODY OUT THERE? HALLO?

Please repost my message, hopefully Radium will get the hint... Wafflelord is weak and can be destroyed with the glitch ability!

[acid]

Uberbob: glitch
L33tz3n: glitch

Everybody else: say "YAY!!!!1!1"

[Xion]

Acid! You forgot the reason!

[Radium]

<b>To clear that up, just because Wafflelord's mind is symbolized by a ruined city doesn't mean it's empty or nonexistant. It's just not a library.

@Xi: stop spamming.

[Xion]

Not empty or nonexistant, just distrought.

And I will not stop using my powers of spam untill you...

oh crap. You DID listen to me.




ehehehhhhhhhhhh...umm...gooddaytoyoumisterniceradi umiwillbeonmywaynow. *runs*

[acid]

YOU DIDNT MAKE EVERYONE ELSE SAY "YAY!!!!1!1" >(((

[Radium]

<b>They refuse.

[Sciz CT]

Did Furious come with us, or is he still standing around outside of the gate?

Talk: "Why are we in your mind?"

[Radium]

<b>Furious is still part of your party and with you.

And to answer your question about the mind (I think Sear explained it a while back), the mind gate is to the mind of the first person who entered since the door was last closed. So theoretically, it could hold multiple people in different minds.

[acid]

<s>I guess we're lucky Xion wasn't the first one to go through...</s>

[Violet CLM]

Ask Wafflelord "Can we take things you create out of the gate, if you're done with them?".

[Radium]

<b>"Theoretically no, and I'm afraid you won't be given the chance," he responds.

[Sciz CT]

Since nothing else is probably going to happen anytime soon, order Furious to attack Wafflelord. Everyone else hides behind the nearest large object that isn't named Furious or Wafflelord.

[Xion]

<s>I guess we're lucky Xion wasn't the first one to go through...</s>
I have a bad feeling that you gave him inspiration, Acid. :/

[Radium]

<b>Furious charges at Wafflelord. Wafflelord backflips out of the way onto a nearby fallen building. He shakes his hair out of his face as the robotic device over his eye begins to rotate, focusing on his opponent.

[Sciz CT]

L33tz4n: Cast: Summon MSN guy
Uberbob: Push MSN guy between Furious and Wafflelord
Araches: Cast: Life Drain: Wafflelord
Furious: Use MSN guy as a shield

[Radium]

<b>L33tz4n summons the MSN guy and pushes him between Furious and Wafflelord. Before Araches can finish casting Life Drain, Wafflelord has grabbed the MSN guy and potitioned him between the sorceress and himself. MSN guy has been lifedrained )=.

[Xion]

You ordered the commands incorrectly! You should have had Furious grab the guy THEN have Araches cast lifedrain!

Control: Xion
Cast: Claim Page
<b>Page has been claimed!</b>
Throw Page to Furious to use as a weapon

[acid]

RAH RAH RAH!!!

[Radium]

<b>Rah?

[acid]

*claims page in case Radium doesn't pay attention to Xion*

Have all in the party distract wafflelord so that Furious can attack!

[Radium]

<b>Be more specific. I can't do ALL the thinking for you.

[acid]

Uberbob: make himself as impossible to miss as possible, waving arms around, screaming at the top of his lungs, and jumping up and down.
Rest of party: follow suit.

[Risp_old]

Have Uberbob try to juggle the bookmark of eternity!

[Radium]

<b>Party does the happy dance. Wafflelord turns in your direction. Furious charges. Wafflelord steps back a bit and Furious crashes into a wall.

[Xion]

Find rocks, and throw them at Wafflelord. While Wafflelord is distracted/annoyed/angered with the party, That's Furious's chance to attack!

[acid]

Tell Furious to throw houses at Wafflelord!

[Risp_old]

Throw wafflelord at wafflelord!

[Radium]

<b>Furious picks up a medium sized building and charges in Wafflelord's general direction. Just as he throws it, Wafflelord leaps into the air, landing on top of the smashed building. Wafflelord flips off the building and kicks Furious hard in the stomach, sending him flying backwards.

And no matter how many times Xion replies, I won't listen to him. Plz no spam.

[Xion]

And no matter how many times Xion replies, I won't listen to him. Plz no spam.
I know Radium won't listen to me, but I am sure others will listen to my nonsensical kibitzing.

[acid]

Did someone say something? I thought I heard someone say something. I guess I was just imagining it.

Party: charge wafflelord, whacking him with whatever object comes to hand.

[Radium]

<b>The rest of the party charges. Wafflelord sighs, "stop trying to <i>surprise</i> me in my own mind," he says, and with a wave of his hand, a doorless, windowless building constructs itself around L33tz4n, and Araches, and you. Wafflelord then remembers that Xion is influencing you guys and turns the building into a cage.

[Violet CLM]

Ask Wafflelord "What number am I thinking of?".

[Radium]

<b>"Four," he replies. Everyone knows the answer is always four.</b>

[Risp_old]

say- ha! It was seven!

[Radium]

<b>"Right," says Wafflelord. He charges towards Furious.

[Xion]

Check the cage. There may be something there.

[acid]

Slip through the bars. I've seen prisons where the bars are far enough apart for the trapped person to slip through, but they're stupid enough to stay inside.

If that doesn't work, ask why we started fighting in the first place.

[Radium]

<b>The bars are too tight to slip past. You ask Wafflelord why you started fighting. "Because I see you as a threat," he replies, "a threat to my power. And now I have you just where I need you."

[Sciz CT]

Have Furious use the lifedrained MSN guy as a weapon.
Have l33tz4n cast Summon Einstein.
Ask Einstein how to win the battle.

[Radium]

<b>Furious accidently crushes the MSN guy to dust in the fury of picking him up.

L33tz4n summons Einstein and asks his advice. "I adviez yoh ues maad battal tactics, ahnd for Pete's sake ues thaht monkayboe!" he says in Radium's poor impression of a German accent.

[Violet CLM]

"Why don't we just join forces?"

[Radium]

<b>"I need no forces," Wafflelord replies, "any others who help me, any as strong as me, are nothing more than threats."

[Risp_old]

Have furious the monkeyboy destroy the cage!

[Radium]

<b>Furious advances towards the cage, but Wafflelord leaps in front of him and blocks his path.

[Risp_old]

I know! Have Araches cast haste on wafflelord's right leg (but not the rest of him) and also have furious the monkeyboy attack wafflelord.

[Xion]

Hmmmmmm...

Analyze Ground
Analyze Bars
Analyze Top of the cage
Analyze Wafflelord
Inventory Check
Furious Check

[Radium]

<b>Haste is not specific enough to target only one body part.

Furious charges in Wafflelord's general direction. Wafflelord falls down and rolls over backwards, using his feet to flip Furious over him and into a wall.

[Sciz CT]

L33tz4n: Cast: Summon Battlebutterfly. Summon as many as possible, and have them attack/pester Wafflelord

Uberbob: Cast: Telekenesis: Nearest liftable rock. Smack Wafflelord with newly-floating rock.

Araches: Cast: Haste: Furious

Furious: Grab nearest object (preferably pointy and sharp) that can be used as a weapon. Attack Wafflelord.

[Risp_old]

Have l33tz4n summon a rusty iron bat inside wafflelords head.

[Xion]

Hmmmmmm...

Analyze Ground
Analyze Bars
Analyze Top of the cage
Analyze Wafflelord
Inventory Check
Furious Check
Try this, then I may be able to help you all.

[Risp_old]

Ok, Xion. I give in.

Analyze everything.

[Radium]

<b>After summoning an MSN butterfly and Albert, L33tz4n does not have the energy to summon anything else. Uberbob, however, telekenesises a rock towards him. Wafflelord is out of range, though. And when Jay turned to Furious he became immune to magic.

Furious grabs a big chunk of concrete and swings it at Wafflelord. Wafflelord blocks it with a his robotic arm, shattering the large weapon.

[Risp_old]

Wait, was that the concrete block or wafflelords arm that was shattered?

Use telekinesis on the cage to levitate it and trap wafflelord in it.

[Sciz CT]

Araches: Cast: Magic Dart: Wafflelord
Uberbob: Move levitated rock to cage, and attempt to destroy cage with rock.
Furious: Find some metal to use as a weapon. DDPLZTHX.
L33tz4n: Rest.

[Radium]

<b>Everything analasys...
The ground is dusty red in color, perhaps tinted by the blood red sunlight. It's made of concrete and badly damaged.
The bars are made of steel, and about four inches apart. They are perfectly straight as if newly manufactured.
The top of the cage consists of a large square steel plate. This also appears newly manufactured.
Wafflelord is powerful appearing, even though he appears to be around his 50s. His hair is long, drawn back, and white, and he is clad in loose black clothing and boots. He also wears a long tan cape, with a pattern that looks a bit like a waffle. At least 30% of his body appears to be robotic, noticeably his eye, arm, leg, and shoulder.
Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Magic Mirror
-Bracelet
Furious's strength and defense stopped raising after his intelligence ran out, and still remain at 2000 each.

[Radium]

<b>@Risp: The concrete. And the cage has a bottom too, and is too heavy to lift.

L33tz4m rests. Araches fires a magic dart at wafflelord who, even though not facing it, strikes it out of the air with his hand. Uberbob brings the rock to the cage and begins scraping at the bars with the rock. Furious tears a long metal pipe from the ground.

[Sciz CT]

Uberbob: Enchant Weapon: Pearldiver's Knife. Then go back to scraping the cage.
Pearldiver's Knife: Attack Wafflelord. Aim for robotic eye.
Araches: Grab nearest rock, if any, and help Uberbob scrape the cage.
L33tz4n: Continue to rest. (Hopefully building up MP in the process. Hopefully.)
Furious: Attack Wafflelord with Metal Bar.
Self: Page: Claim

Can we Magic Map out of here, if need be?

Incidentally:

Bionicbandits have destroyed bracelet D=. Nobody feels pretty anymore. Except Faw, but he is elsewhere.

[acid]

L33tz3n study summoning

[Risp_old]

Wait, can we control Faw?

[Radium]

<b>The Magic Map will not allow interdimentional travel- Yet!- don't forget to upgrade to version 7.8, coming this summer!

Uberbob enchants the Pearldiver's knife and begins scraping away at the bars. Araches helps using the rock. L33tz4n rests. Uberbob could throw the knife at Wafflelord but then it'd take longer to get out of the cage. Continue?

The bracelet evidently respawned =O.

[Risp_old]

Continue to attack wafflelord. He could just make a new cage, but he can't make a new life for himself.

[Radium]

<b>Uberbob throws the enchanted pearldiver's knife. Wafflelord catches it. Furious swings the pipe. Wafflelord catches it in his other hand. Wafflwlord rips the pipe from Furious's grasp and throws both it and the knife off to the side. He then punches the defenseless monkeyboy in the face and kicks him into another wall.

[Sciz CT]

Is Einstein still around? If so, ask him what Wafflelord's weak point is.

[Radium]

<b>Albert looks at Wafflelord. "Eet vwoud zeem, geeven the caurrrent seatuateshean, zaht he hos no vweek puint."

[acid]

Ask Einstein to discover the atom bomb, then nuke Wafflelord!

[Radium]

<b>Einstein has no laboratory in his posession right now D=.

[Xion]

Look around.

Radium mentioned me, so perhaps there is something subliminal?

...! THE LASER! Where did the laser go to? Didn't we use that to fry my chip once? Isn't that in our inventory somewhere?

[Risp_old]

If we still have the laser, make Einstein make it work for us.

[Radium]

<b>You don't have it. I seem to remember something happening to it. And it's not in the inventory.

[Xion]

Check the ground underneath you within the cage.

Can we dig underneath the cage, perhaps to escape?




Analyze the bars, look for anything suspicious.
Look Around outside the cage, look for anything suspicious/shiny

[Xion]

<b>L33tz4n's lazer? Uhhh... um.... Wafflelord took it in the hotel lobby.</b>Eurgh...yeah.




Wait a minute! If Wafflelord took it, shouldn't he have it stored somewhere? Perhaps in the Mindgate? :/ It's a stretch, but maybe?

[acid]

Tell Furious to destroy the cage thing!

[Radium]

<b>Wafflelord leaps in between of Furious and the cage again.

[Sciz CT]

Have Furious charge at Wafflelord. Have Araches cast Haste on Uberbob for super-fast scraping action! Have everyone else keep scraping as well. Can L33tz4n cast any spells now?

[Radium]

Have Araches cast Haste on Uberbob for super-fast scraping action!
<b>Toothbrush commercial!! Araches casts Haste on Uberbob. Uberbob has super-fast scraping action! L33tz4n now has enough power to cast "summon butterfly" once.

Furious charges in Wafflelord's general direction. Wafflelord apears to consider dodging, but remembers that that would give Furious access to the cage. Instead, he also charges forward, <i>lifts Furious up</i>, and throws him, full force, through a building window, sending glass shards flying in all directions.

[Sciz CT]

Have Furious start lobbing rocks/assorted heary objects in the general direction of the cage/WaffleLord. Ask Einstein if we have any chance of winning. Have everyone else continue what they're doing. Look around for the Pearldiver's Knife.

How long before L33tz4n can cast "Summon Rusty Iron Bat"?
How long before we scrape our way out of the cage?

[Radium]

<b>Furious begins lifting random random pieces of concrete and stone and hurling them in Wafflelord's general direction. Wafflelord kicks a fallen road sign into the air, catches it, and charges towards Furious, using the sign to smash the flying objects out of the air.
You ask Albert about your chances of winning. "Eet vwoud zeem as thou yew aur otterly ond coompleatly screwed," he begins, "vut vwen in daubt, eet is best to paul seam mad koong-foo moevs."

The pearldiver's knife is out of reach, and it'll be a while before L33tz4n can summon a bat (you can't summon in solid objects anyway).

[Blackraptor]

Do what einstein says.

[Radium]

<b>No taking cheap shortcuts.

[Blackraptor]

D<

Make the characters run around in random places so they can be hard to hit.

[Sciz CT]

Does Furious know any mad kung-fu moves?

[Radium]

Does Furious know any mad kung-fu moves?
<b>Furious doesn't know much of anything. Uberbob, Albert, L33tz4n, and Araches can always help, though.

L33tz4n, Einstein, Araches, and you run in circles in the cage to be harder to hit. Furious runs in circles outside.

[Sciz CT]

Have everyone inside the cage charge the bar they were scraping all at once. Have Furious keep running around.

[Radium]

<b>You all charge the heavily scraped bar. It shatters, creating an eight inch gap between the two adjacent ones.

Furious continues running in circles. Wafflelord pauses and assesses the situation, his robotic eye turning and focusing. The then tosses the road sign onto the ground in Furious's circular path and watches as he trips over it, flying into another wall and knocking down a fair sized building.

[Sciz CT]

Can anyone slip through the gap? If not, start scraping the one of the bars next to the shattered one.

[Radium]

<b>Uberbob is weak and inferior enough to squeeze through.</b>

[Sciz CT]

Have Uberbob find the Pearldiver's Knife, which should still be enchanted. Have everyone in the cage continue their scraping. Have Furious pick up the road sign.

[Radium]

<b>Uberbob searches around and locates the Pearldiver's knife. Furious picks up the road sign. Everyone else continues scraping.

[Xion]

Can we control Foo/Fawriel?


<small>For some strange reason, I have a feeling that I am, in some way, related to this plotline and Radium doesn't want me interfering with his master plan to keep me from the end of the plotline...OH THE SUSPENSE. Ahhhhhhh shutup, Xion. More than likely it's just another ploy to destroy what I have attempted to bring into the story. I betja dollars to doughnuts that Wafflelord is me...or at least part-me. A Leech of my powers.</small>

I have an idea.

Analyze Skies
--Look for power lines
----If Power lines = Found
------Have Furious use them as an electrical weapon on wafflelord.
------Since Wafflelord is <u>></u>30% Robotics, shouldn't electricity be his weak point?

[Radium]

<b>I'll answer some of Xion's questions. He still can't play, though.</b>
Can we control Foo/Fawriel?
<b>No. You don't know where Faw is and you pawned Foo off to Scholar Sam.</b>
<small>For some strange reason, I have a feeling that I am, in some way, related to this plotline and Radium doesn't want me interfering with his master plan to keep me from the end of the plotline...OH THE SUSPENSE. Ahhhhhhh shutup, Xion. More than likely it's just another ploy to destroy what I have attempted to bring into the story. I betja dollars to doughnuts that Wafflelord is me...or at least part-me. A Leech of my powers.</small>
<b>No. You're gone forever, and Wafflelord's just your everyday semirobotic ninja king of thieves.

[Xion]

<b>Wafflelord then remembers that Xion is influencing you guys and turns the building into a cage.</b>Okay then, Why did this happen? If I'm gone forever, how would Wafflelord remember that I am influencing them?

[Xion]

Control: Xion
Cast: Life: Thread

<b>Thread has been revived!</b>

[Lem_Gambino]

Furious: Uses the roadsign as a makeshift javalin(sp?), and throws it at Wafflelord's robotic eye.

That should get things moving.:D

[Radium]

<b>Furious harpoons the roadsign at Wafflelord's eye. Wafflelord ducks under the flying sign and charges in Furious's direction once again.</b>

[Lem_Gambino]

Carp. Umm...

Furious: Try to jump on his head and tickle his neck.
Araches: Cast Bloodlust on Einstein.
Einstein: Pry bars open with increased strength.
(inventory check)

[Radium]

<b>Furious jumps at Wafflelord's head. Wafflelord attempts to dodge, but moves a second too late and comes metallically crashing to the ground. He quickly reacts and flips out of Furious's grasp.

Araches casts Bloodlust on Einstein. Einstein starts to move the bars, which very slowly start to bend.

Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire: the permanent combination of many random items.
-Druid Robe: Modern Celtic attire. =P
-Magic Map: Allows teleportation, doesn't work interdimentionally.
-Bookmark of Eternity: A bookmark that doesn't move unless Uberbob's holding it.
-Magic Mirror: Reflects magic spells back with half the effect.
-Bracelet: The magic regenerating bracelet. Can't be permanently destroyed.

[Lem_Gambino]

Uberbob: Use Magic Map to send Wafflelord to the middle of the ocean.>:)

[Radium]

<b>The magic map won't work here (you're in the Mind Gate right now).

[Lem_Gambino]

Have 1337z4n cast her water elemental spell to fight Wafflelord. Have Furious get the Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire from Uberbob and try to use it to make the road sign into a weapon.

[Radium]

<b>L33tz4n does not yet have the power to summon a Water Elemental. Uberbob throws Furious the 'scraptstrudel. Furious sticks it on the end of the roadsign. He then swings it at Wafflelord, who nimbly dodges out of the way. Wafflelord comes up behind Furious and kicks him to the ground. "Fool," he says, standing over Furious, "has it not yet become clear that brains always triumph over brawn?"

Einstein tears the bars from the cage, making a fair sized exit.

If anyone's confused, Araches, L33tz4n, and Einstein are in the cage. Furious and Wafflelord are nearby, and Uberbob is near them.

[Lem_Gambino]

Attempt to put Wafflelord to sleep with one of Einstein's long and boring lectures.

[Radium]

<b>It won't really work because Wafflelord will understand every word of what he says and find some intelligent reply I'm too stupid to think up.

Wafflelord raises his fist and prepares to kill the dazed Furious once and for all!

[Lem_Gambino]

Have Araches cast Haste on Einstein and have Uberbob give him the dagger. Run behind Wafflelord and throw his cape up over his head, then stab his raised hand so he can't attack.

[Radium]

<b>Araches casts haste on Einstein and Uberbob throws him the dagger. Einstein runs behind Wafflelord, throws the cape over his head, and stabs the raised robotic arm. In a shower of sparks, Wafflelord yells and grabs his injured arm. The summoned Einstein has been electrocuted and vanishes. Wafflelord tears the knife from his arm, throws it in the ground, and begins to untangle his head from the cape.

Furious is no longer dazed!

[Lem_Gambino]

Have 1337z4n summon a Rusty Bat and toss it to Furious, then have him hit Wafflelord over the head, hopefully knocking him out.

[Xion]

Control: Xion
Claim Page
<b>Page 80 Has been claimed by Xion!</b>
Fold Page into a weapon of sorts
Attack Radium
--Battlecry: "UNBAN ME!"

[Radium]

<b>L33tz4n manages to summon a bat and tosses it to Furious. Furious smashes Waffelord over the head with it, and the bat shatters. Wafflelord stumbles backwards, but doesn't fall.

[Lem_Gambino]

L_G appears in a flash of lighting right in front of Xion and asks, "What in the name of Nintendo are you doing???"

Back to the story: Have Araches cast Bloodlust on Uberbob, then have him pick a really big rock and throw it at Wafflelord while he's distracted. 1337z4n focuses to attempt to restore some of her magic.

[Risp_old]

Xion is annoyed Radium does not let him play.

[Risp_old]

Have Uberbob stab wafflelord in the head with the knife. Use telekinesis (or whatever it is called) to add to the killing power of the knife stab (by using it to push harder into wafflelord's head)

[Radium]

<b>Araches casts bloodlust on Uberbob. Araches is now out of spell points. Uberbob throws a rock at Wafflelord and attempts to stab him in the head. Wafflelord smashes the rock and grabs Uberbob's arm, stopping the knife. Wafflelord's robotic eye rotates, focusing on Uberbob.

[Lem_Gambino]

Oh. Well, in that case: (Off topic: "Revenge is a dish best served never," I say, and I summon Cat's Ear Tribe (a Yu-Gi-Oh monster) to reduce Xion's attack power to 200. I then equip the magic card Sword of Deep-Seated to increase CET's attack to 700 and attack. Xion is destroyed and Xion loses 500 Life Points.)

I don't think killing Waffle Lord would be a good idea...didn't he take them all here in the first place?

Let's have 1337z4n try to cut off his air (without killing him) by squeezing him with her tail.

[Risp_old]

But the reason we came here was to kill him! Have everyone attack Wafflelord at once. Have furious the monkeyboy tackle wafflelord, l33tz4n... err... wack him, have uberbob try to punch him, and have Araches follow l33tz4n's example. Have Shuri (where was she?) jump onto him to prevent him from trying to jump up.

[Lem_Gambino]

But how did they get there in the first place???

[Risp_old]

They just stupidly barged into the mind gate. The place inside was currently reflecting Wafflelord's mind. He did not bring us here.

[Lem_Gambino]

So if they kill him, that means they could get stuck in an infinite void for the rest of forever...^^;; This can't be good.

[Risp_old]

I kinda assume the area would go blank and the gate open again. But, ok.

If killing Wafflelord will be bad for Uberbob and co (as in, the interior of the mind gate will become a void as empty as if it had been modeling Xion's mind) ignore my last order.
If killing Wafflelord will not be bad for them, execute my last order.

[Radium]

<b>Risp was right with the whole area going blank and hte gate opening. Also, any objects that aren't real would dissapear. And Shuri died. Does this change your plans in any way?</b>

[Risp_old]

<b>And Shuri died.</b>
When? I don't remember.

[cracka]

cracka.

[Radium]

When? I don't remember.
<b>A Bionicbandit pwned her.

@Cracka: Thank you, I understand the meaning of life now.

[Blackraptor]

Just asking, is Faw still in the story or is he gone forever? Same with foo.

[Radium]

<b>It all depends on the actions taken.

[Xion]

<b>L33tz4n manages to summon a <u>bad</u> and tosses it to Furious. Furious smashes Waffelord over the head with it, and the bat shatters. Wafflelord <u>stubles</u> backwards, but doesn't fall.</b>
Radium...


If it wasn't for me this would have gone down on your PERMANENT RECORD.

[Lem_Gambino]

Off-topic to Xion: 9_9 You're obsessed with PSO; I'm obsessed with Golden Sun. Don't make me summon Thor on you...

[Risp_old]

I really like Starcraft. Can I call in a Terran fleet to attack Xion?

[Lem_Gambino]

Not unless the Night Elves (Warcraft III) are joining.:evil:

Can we get back to the game before this thread succumbs to the spam king? (Xion)9_9

[Radium]

<b>@Xion: Kthx. It was late and I had finals.
@Lem: Yes, no.
@Risp: No.
@Lem: No, yes.


The @ symbol is my friend.

[Lem_Gambino]

& is *my* friend.^_^

[Radium]

<b> I got ^, *, and $. Now back on topic.

[Lem_Gambino]

Okay, so is it a good idea to kill Wafflelord or not???

[Radium]

<b>It's your call. Killing him won't hurt you, but he's also the only one to have gotten into Blackraptor's lair.

[acid]

LET'S ALL BE FWIENDS!!!1!!!1!^_^

[Radium]

<b>Didn't you try that already?

[Lem_Gambino]

Have Araches "persuade" Wafflelord to open the gate, then have him take you to BR's lair. Or you can just cut his head off and search his brain for that info, whatever works.

[Radium]

<b>Araches refuses.

[Lem_Gambino]

Okay...if Uberbob has telepathy, maybe he can spooke Wafflelord into telling everyone how to get into BlackRaptor's lair...:evil:

[Radium]

<b>Uberbob makes a random object float. "I'm growing tired of your games," Wafflelord says, and he begins to charge towards you once more.

[Lem_Gambino]

Hit Wafflelord with the floating object to try and knock him out. Have Araches rest to restore her magic power.

[Radium]

<b>Araches rests. You throw the random object at Wafflelord, but he just backhands it out of the air and continues to charge.

[Lem_Gambino]

JUMP!

Have Furious take the Third-whatever off of the road sign and stab Wafflelord with it.

[Radium]

<b>You jump. Wafflelord speeds under you, and abruptly stops. Furious is charging at him from behind with the scraptstrudel and crashes into him, sending them both to the ground.

[Lem_Gambino]

Land near the road sign and pick it up. Toss it to Furious and stab Wafflelord with the road sign.

[Radium]

<b>Furious grabs the road sign to stab Wafflelord. Wafflelord rolls over and grabs Furious's arm before he can hit.

[Odin]

Sing the cheesecake song.

[Lem_Gambino]

...??? What's that going to do?

Poke Wafflelord's non-robotic eye, then hit him with the sign.

[Odin]

The cheesecake song would drive Wafflelord mad, so that he'd tell us how to get to BR's lair.

Check invetory.

[Lem_Gambino]

That might work...

If it works, listen to what he says and write it down.
If it doesn't work, smack the little booger!

[Radium]

<b>You sing the Cheesecake song. Wafflelord doesn't care.

So going with plan B, Furious charges at Wafflelord holding the sign. Wafflelord turns to see Furious coming towards him, and his robotic eye begins to focus in on his enemy. The metal panels begin to lift on his robotic limbs, as they grow around him. A giant mech begins to form around his body, and at the last moment he leaps into the air at least a hundred feet, landing far away from your party. He smashes his robotic fists into the ground and the ground around you collapses, surrounding your party with a great chasm. Wafflelord turns to face you. "What did I tell you, worthless mortals? I can not be defeated, not in the world or in my mind!"

[Lem_Gambino]

Okay, now we're sporked...^^;;

Say, "LOOK BEHIND YOU!" or something to distract him, then have Furious pick up the biggest object he can lift and throw it at MechaWafflelord. Or try Glitching, which I doubt will work.

[Odin]

Tell Wafflelord that the mind is an abstract thing, and therefore doesn't exist.

[Lem_Gambino]

You might be onto something...Glitch Wafflelord's mind!

[Radium]

<b>Abstract minds exist D=. No good glitchage.

Furious picks up a nearby house and throws it at Wafflelord. Wafflelord ducks under the flying house, which crashes against the building behind him.

[acid]

Tell Furious to get rid of the cage thing if it's still there.
Then run like heck through the mind gate.

[acid]

Abstract minds exist D=. No good glitchage.

Furious picks up a nearby house and throws it at Wafflelord. Wafflelord ducks under the flying hosue, which crashes against the building behind him.

OMG I CAUGHT SPELLING ERROR I SPECIAL! ^_^

[Radium]

<b>The cage is unreachable along with you and the rest of your party (except for Furious, who's by Wafflelord), and the Mind Gate exit is blocked.

[Lem_Gambino]

*hits head on keyboard* Is this another puzzle, or does MechaWafflelord have some sort of weakness?

[Radium]

<b>If I answered that I feel as though I would be depriving you of your right to suffer.

[Lem_Gambino]

*hits keyboard again* Have Leetzan summon a Water Elemental, then try to make MechaWafflelord's metal parts rust with a water attack.

When was the last time we saved?

[Radium]

<b>Hm, you're right about the save game. Game spontaneously saved =D!
L33tz4n does not have the points to summon a water elemental, and even if she did it couldn't make it across the chasm.

[Lem_Gambino]

Flip MechaWafflelord off. Throw the Sporkstrudelire thingy at his head. If nothing works, start typing cheats.9_9 :P

[Radium]

<b>Sucky games have no cheats D=.

Wafflelord charges.

[Lem_Gambino]

If he charges, won't he fall into the chasm? Toss a rock at his feet to try and trip him up.

[Radium]

<b>I meant charged at Furious.*

Furious throws a rock at Wafflelord's feet. Wafflelord jumps over it. Still charging.

[Lem_Gambino]

You did'nt say WHERE he was standing when the chasm was made. Plothole alert!

[Risp_old]

Have Furious jump onto Wafflelord.

[Odin]

Open copy of Ztree.

Use hex editor to open up RPG file.

Find: cheats
Results: 1. View? Y

00FFFFFF ..........jjgod

got it! Type jjgod.

[Radium]

You did'nt say WHERE he was standing when the chasm was made. Plothole alert!
<b>Forgot, didn't I? Furious and Wafflelord were standing nearby eachother a bit away from the chasm.

Furious jumps onto Wafflelord. Wafflelord falls down and rolls over backwards, sending Furious flying off him. "I've had enough of this!" he says, and draws a disturbingly large black sword from thin air.

Furious gets up. There, nearby, is an elaborate silver sword stuck in the ground.

[Lem_Gambino]

This is a an old sux game. It has no cheats.

GOODSPORKITHINKIMBECOMINGRADLOLZ =D

Type jjgod anyway, just for the heck of it.

Edit: Scratch that, grab the sword. and attack with whatever mysterious power it posseses.

[Radium]

<b>JJgod does nothing.

[Lem_Gambino]

Eureka! Leetzan knows Hypnotize, right? so have her take control of MechaWafflelord. I'm not sure that this'll work though.

[Radium]

<b>L33tz4n has no magic points and Wafflelord's too intelligent to be controlled.

[Lem_Gambino]

Have Leetzan rest to restore MP, then have Araches cast Frenzeh on Wafflelord. Then knock him out with the road sign. If he gets knocked out, cast Hypnotize if Leetzan's MP is high enough.

[Odin]

But the cheat is right there!

Forget it. I'm hacking this game.

[Lem_Gambino]

Methinks that's not a good idea.

[acid]

Pick up the sword.

Slash
parry
feint
cut
parry
feint
feint
slash
feint
parry
smash
parry
slash
smash
jab
parry
feint
smash
slash
jab
lunge

[Lem_Gambino]

Ignore: Hit the A Button when it's flashing to Parry. (Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker)

[Risp_old]

How are you suppost to parry a sword that large?

[Radium]

<b>The Road Sign is too small and pathetic to do damage, and Araches has no MP.

Furious stumbles towards the big shiny sword to pick it up. Furious misses. Furious picks up skyscraper.

Furious slashes, Wafflelord blocks. Wafflelord attacks, Furious parrys and blocks. Furious feints, Wafflelord jumps back. Furious cuts, Wafflelord jumps over it. Furious parrys, Wafflelord has cookies for breakfast. Furious feints, Wafflelord jumps back. Furious feints again, Wafflelord just stands there. Furious slashes, Wafflelord thinks he's feinting and gets knocked down. Furious feints, Wafflelord kicks him in the face. Furious parrys and smashes, Wafflelord rolls out of the way. Furious parrys again. Furious slashes, Wafflelord blocks. Furious smashes, Wafflelord blocks. Furious jabs, Wafflelord dodges. Furious parrys and feints, Wafflelord reads Harry Potter 5. Furious slashes, Wafflelord blocks. Furious smashes, Wafflelord blocks. Furious jabs, Wafflelord dodges. Furious lunges, Wafflelord trips him.

[acid]

YES I HIT HIM ONCE! ^_^

feint
feint
slash
feint
feint
slash
feint
feint
slash
feint
lunge
GETUPFAST
parry
slash
slash
slash
slash
feint
lunge
GETUPFAST

[Risp_old]

Have Uberbob get the sword and stab Wafflelord with it!

[Radium]

<b>Furious feints twice and slashes, Waffelord, not expecting this twice, is hit once more. Furious feints twice and slashes, Waffelord catches on and dodges. Furious feints twice and slashes, Waffelord dodges. Furious lunges Wafflelord dodges. Furious gets up parys, and slashes a whole buch of times. Wafflelord blocks them all. Furious feints and lunges, Wafflelord dodges. Furious gets up fast.

@Risp: Sword is across the chasm from Uberbob.

[Risp_old]

Err... use telekinesis to jab wafflelord with it!

[Radium]

<b>It's too heavy.

[Odin]

<b>Furious feints twice and slashes, Waffelord, not expecting this twice, is hit once more. Furious feints twice and slashes, Waffelord catches on and dodges. Furious feints twice and slashes, Waffelord dodges. Furious lunges Wafflelord dodges. Furious gets up parrys, and slashes a whole bunch of times. Wafflelord blocks them all. Furious feints and lunges, Wafflelord dodges. Furious gets up fast.

@Risp: Sword is across the chasm from Uberbob.</b>

Check furious spell list.

Feint
Slash
Smash
Parry
Strafe Left
Feint
Smash
Strafe Right
Strafe Right
Smash
Strafe Left
Smash

Araches: Cast: Rest

Options: PageClaim

Give Uberbob page to fight with.