Just like back in the pre-Win3.1 days...

[Radium]

<b>"I'm sure you'll find out soon enough," he tells you.</b>

[Blackraptor]

"Sear, where is wafflelord?"

[Radium]

<b>"Pos. 1242222225(144), 251365271373167, 213651346727," he responds.</b>

[Xion]

Pause
Load: Command Prompt

<b>Login, please.</b>
<i>*tak tak tak tak tak tak tak*</i>
<b>Username: Xion
Password: ***********
...
authenticating
...
Welcome, Xion. What would you like to do?
<s>Play</s> -|- Comment -|- Hack -|- Exit</b>
hmm...seems "Play" is disabled. <i>*click*</i>
<b>Comment: Please enter comment. _</b>
<i>*tak tak tak tak tak tak tak*</i>
<b> Comment: Ban_Unset Xion</b>
<i>*click*</i>
<b>Message sent.
Now what?
<s>Play</s> -|- Comment -|- Hack -|- Exit</b>
<i>*click*</i>
<b>Now Exiting. Thank you for playing Pre-3.1, Xion!</b>

unpause

[Blackraptor]

Where exactly is pos 1242222225(144), 251365271373167, 213651346727 on the map?

[Radium]

<b>If there were any way of determining positions, Megawarp wouldn't be a SuxMagic spell.</b>

[Blackraptor]

SAVE GAME




Use Megawarp

[Radium]

<b>Uberbob does not know or have the appropriate magic skill to cast Megawarp. Also, if you did cast it you'd end up in space due to orbiting planets, stellar drift, ect.</b>

[Blackraptor]

Oh,

Ask Sear about Wafflelord (how'd he break into Blackraptor's place, where he is from, how to beat him etc)

[Radium]

<b>"Well," Sear explains, "I am unable to tell you how Wafflelord broke into Blackraptor's lair, but he was the only one to do it. Blackraptor is a hidden power; he - or it - controls things... minds, from a distance. It's the ultimate plan for world domination: attack while not putting yourself in danger."

"Wafflelord came from Canada," he spontaneously adds, "and it might be wise not to go back to the Mind Gate right now."</b>

[Blackraptor]

!!!!!!!!!!1

IT!! >((((((

[Radium]

<b>Hehe. Sorry, had to quote something famous in here.

Pageclaim.</b>

[Blackraptor]

oh. perfect weapon >)

[Radium]

<b>...</b>

[Blackraptor]

Ask Sear about what he'd reccomend we do now?

[Radium]

<b>"That is for you to decide," he tells you.</b>

[Blackraptor]

fart for no reason and start laughing mindlessly

[Radium]

<b>Your party is doubting your sanity again.</b>

[Blackraptor]

what about sear?

command party to fart and laugh mindlessly

[Radium]

<b>The new "Stupid Filter(tm)" has prevented you from doing so.</b>

[Xion]

control: Xion
Steal: Stupidfilter(tm)

[Blackraptor]

command l33tz4n to hack the stupid filter, then fart on it.

SAVE GAME.


Ask Sear about what is the best thing to do at the moment.

[Radium]

<b>L33tz4n can not hack the filter because Linux made it.

You ask Sear what the best thing to do at the moment is. "I don't know," he replies.</b>

[Blackraptor]

Shoot Sear.

[Radium]

<b>You don't have a gun.</b>

[Blackraptor]

Stab Sear

[Radium]

<b>Sear has gotten bored and left. You forgot to pay attention.</b>

[Blackraptor]

ok ok ok I'll stay on topic. What buildings do you see around you? Any useful places?

[Radium]

<b>There's a Pie R Us, BagelDungeon, and teleporter to Scholar Sam's Magic Academy.</b>

[Blackraptor]

Go to pies r us and ask if they have free pies.

[Radium]

<b>"I'm sorry," the person tells you, "all our pies cost over $100000. They're good pies."</b>

[Blackraptor]

Anything of importance in store?

[Radium]

<b>Is this the riddles thread?</b>

[Blackraptor]

omb yes it is!

[Blackraptor]

Look around for items.

[Radium]

<b>There are no items here. Just people and expensive pies behind glass cases.</b>

[Xion]

Teleport to Magic Sam's

[acid]

MURDER THE WORKERS AND STEAL THE PIES >)))

[Strato]

Teleport to Magic Sam's

[Xion]

I think an admin should move this over to the "community game development" forum, where it belongs.

[Radium]

<b>Pies are far too powerful to be stolen, mortal!

You take the teleporter to Scholar Sam's Magic Academy. You find yourself in a round room with windows on the walls, through which you can see fish swimming around. A man in robes, probably Scholar Sam, is standing behind a shelf organizing jars.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Offer Scholar a wafflepiece.

[Radium]

<b>You give Scholar Sam the wafflepieces. "Which magic skill do you want who to learn?" he asks.

Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Snufuss Cloak (big hole in it)
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Book of Gerbil
-Magic Mirror</b>

[Blackraptor]

"What magic skills do you offer, and which character can learn the skill given?"

[Radium]

<b>"We teach Mindmagic (http://www.foxmage.com/MindMagic.gif), Doll Magic (http://www.foxmage.com/DollMagic.gif), Enchantment (http://www.foxmage.com/Enchantment.gif), Glitching (http://www.foxmage.com/Glitching.gif), Healing Magic (http://www.foxmage.com/HealingMagic.gif), Non-Elemental Magic (http://www.foxmage.com/Non-ElementalMagic.gif), Seer Magic (http://www.foxmage.com/SeerMagic.gif), Summoning (http://www.foxmage.com/Summoning.gif), and Sux Magic (http://www.foxmage.com/SuxMagic.gif). Each one comes with a free spell scroll and can be taught to anyone except Jay because I don't like him."</b>

[Blackraptor]

Ugh, Jay completely sucks then. He has low HP, low attack and can't learn magic.
Anyways, if its not too complexing/evil, can you list the spells available for teaching, and the spells each characters knows. Also, are the spells free or do you have to pay to learn them?

[Xion]

Let's get some SuxSpell scrolls so we can learn MW.

[Radium]

<b>There are too many spells to list, which is my excuse for making them up as I go. Spells are learned elsewhere, a simple one just comes with the magic skill.

Currently, your party knows:
Uberbob: Glitching
L33tz4n: Sumoning, Glitching
Araches: Enchantment
Fawriel: Healing
Shuriken: Enchantment
Foo: Sux Magic
Jay: No =D
Also, knowing multiple types of magic lets you cast a *special =D* spell. Like knowing Summoning and Glitching lets you cast Dimention Divider, which I forgot to give to L33tz4n so I'll do that now.


Note: I do have a list of the *special* combo spells.</b>

[scatman]

Note: I do have a list of the *special* combo spells.

control = radium
cast post: Combo_List.*
hahahahahaha

the robot in the prediction earlier could be Wafflelord because he has robotic parts (?)

-Scatman

[Bucky]

All characters learn suxspells except Jay

[Radium]

<b>Scatman gets a cookie for thinking.

The wafflepieces are only enough for one character to learn one skill. And SuxMagic... well... sucks. Really.


Magic Combo list:</b>
<b>Doll Magic + Enchantment:</b>
Enchant weapon: increases the damage, speed, and defense of any weapon.
<b>Doll Magic + Glitching:</b>
Doll Ward: Prevents all Doll Magic spells.
<b>Doll Magic + Healing:</b>
Enchant Doll Healer: Enchants a doll with healing abilities, regardless of surroundings.
<b>Doll Magic + Mindmagic:</b>
Switch Enchant: Any enchanted dolls or other objects switch sides temporarily
<b>Doll Magic + Non-Elemental:</b>
Inanimate Explosion: Changes any object to explosives.
<b>Doll Magic + Seer Magic:</b>
Mass Disenchant: Disenchants all hostile animated objects.
<b>Doll Magic + Summoning:</b>
Summon Doll: Summons doll. Surprisingly useful.
<b>Doll Magic + Sux Magic:</b>
Misenchant: All enchanted objects take 200% damage from spells.
<b>Enchantment + Glitching:</b>
Fysics Phalure: Limited form of the Chaos Effect spell, only affects Physics.
<b>Enchantment + Healing:</b>
Regenerate: Target gains health every turn.
<b>Enchantment + Mindmagic:</b>
Telepathy Aura: Target can read the mind of any enemy within 10 feet.
<b>Enchantment + Non-Elemental:</b>
Life Drain: Target loses health every turn.
<b>Enchantment + Seer Magic:</b>
View Spells: Shows all magical effects on target, even hidden ones.
<b>Enchantment + Summoning:</b>
Summon Archmage: Summons an archmage.
<b>Enchantment + Sux Magic:</b>
Aura of Sux: All enemies within 10 feet of target take the effects of the ?Sux Ball? spell.
<b>Glitching + Healing Magic:</b>
Healing Ward: Prevents all healing spells.
<b>Glitching + Mindmagic:</b>
Hypnotism Ward: Prevents all Mindmagic spells.
<b>Glitching + Non-Elemental:</b>
Offensive Magic Ward: All targets can not take damage from magic.
<b>Glitching + Seer Magic:</b>
Blind Inner Eye: Prevents all Seer Magic spells.
<b>Glitching + Summoning:</b>
Dimension Divider: Prevents all Summoning spells.
<b>Glitching + Sux Magic:</b>
Antisux: Reverses effects of all Sux Magic spells.
<b>Healing + Mindmagic:</b>
Rejuvenate: Like the ?Regenerate? spell, but restores spell points.
<b>Healing + Non-Elemental:</b>
Armor Skin: Triples target?s defense.
<b>Healing + Seer Magic:</b>
Mass Power Restore: Restores all allies spell points.
<b>Healing + Summoning:</b>
Holy Shield: Allies can not take damage in any way until they attack.
<b>Healing + Sux Magic:</b>
Spell Speed: All spells wear off twice as fast.
<b>Mindmagic + Non-Elemental:</b>
Headache: Another one of those surprisingly useful spells.
<b>Mindmagic + Seer Magic:</b>
Telepathy: Allows caster to read minds. Range is about 150 miles.
<b>Mindmagic + Summoning:</b>
Summon Einstein: Never know when you need this guy.
<b>Mindmagic + Sux Magic:</b>
Mass Stupidity: Hehe, make all your enemies as dumb as rocks!
<b>Non-Elemental + Seer Magic:</b>
Mass Illusion Translucency: All allies can see past illusions.
<b>Non-Elemental + Summoning:</b>
Summon Anvil: Never underestimate this.
<b>Non-Elemental + Sux Magic:</b>
Mass ReallyBadhurt: Nuff? said.
<b>Seer Magic + Summoning:</b>
Mass Plastic Ward: Prevents the use of anything containing plastic in combat. Don?t ask the connection to summoning and seer magic.
<b>Seer Magic + Sux Magic:</b>
View Sux: See who is the suxiest.
<b>Summoning Magic + Sux Magic:</b>
Summon Danger Muffin: Fear me.

[Blackraptor]

Offer Sam Druid robe and ask if he can allow you to learn two extra spells (making the total 3)

[Coppertop]

Summon pageclaim for CT.

[Radium]

<b>The Druid robe does not have enough value. And Sam teaches skills, not spells. He just has a few spells.

Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Snufuss Cloak (big hole in it)
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Book of Gerbil
-Magic Mirror</b>

[Risp_old]

Have L33tz4n learn mindmagic (so we can summon Albert Einstin and ask him what to do.)

EDIT- oh, and how do those glitching- something else special spells work in combination with other special spells? I mean, to counter summon anvil, would you need to cast both the anti- non-elemental spell and the dimensional divider spell, or just one of those spells?

[Xion]

Trade Faw for more foo spell scrolls

[Radium]

<b>'Risp gets all Xion's cookies for making an intelligent statement and asking an intelligent question. To answer that, it depends on the type of spell. Dimention Divider would stop Summon Anvil, Summon Archmage, ect, but not Dimention Divider, Mass Plastic Ward, or other Summoning combo spells.

You decide you want L33tz4n to learn Mindmagic. Using his l33t sing-along skills, Scholar Sam teaches L33tz4n Mindmagic in ten minutes flat. L33tz4n has learned Summon Einstein, Hypnotism Ward, and Hypnotize. Afterwards, Scholar Sam asks if there is any other skills you wish to learn, and if you have anything else to pay for them.

L33tz4n's Spells:
- Summon Rusty Iron Bat: Summons rusty iron bat. Dispelled after a while.
-Summon Butterfly: Summons butterfly. Dispelled after a while.
-Summon Battlebutterfly: Summons butterfly with niftular battle attachments
-Summon MSN guy: A little more pathetic than Summon Butterfly. Gets fired after a while and commits suicide when MSN stock drops.
-Summon Einstein: Summons Einstein. Dispelled after a while, takes a lot of MP.
-Summon Water Elemental: Summons water elemental. Dispelled after a while and takes a lot of MP.
-Glitch: Causes impossible events to stop happening, takes 2 people.
-Hypnotize: Only Mindmagic spell, puts enemy under your control. What enemy depends on MP used in spell and enemy's intelligence.
-Hypnotism Ward: Prevents Mindmagic spells. Takes a lot of MP to cast.

Afterwards, you look at Jay. something seems different about him. You think he may have grown more hair on his arms.

Jay's status:
-Species: Human
-Intelligence: 90
-Strength: 30
-Defense: 30
-Magic: 0
</b>

[Risp_old]

Does mass stupidity take a lot of mp? Because, I think a great combo would be mass studipity and hypnotism.

EDIT- oh, and maby we should trade the book of gerbil for something

[Radium]

<b>All Mass Spells take a LOT. And for now I'd avoid Sux Magic. Later in the game you'll be doing a lot with Sux Magic, and by the end of the game you will loathe the very day it was created. And one character with all the power can be a bit unwise at times (like an enemy hypnotist >D).

Scholar Sam will gladly give a skill for the Book of Gerbil.</b>

[Risp_old]

Oooh! I know! Teach Faw Seer Magic! Mass power restore sounds really useful.

[Radium]

<b>Using his mad sing-along skills, Scholar Sam teaches Fawriel Seer Magic.

Fawriel's Spells:
-Heal: Restores oen ally's HP
-Raise: Revives a dead ally (takes a lot of MP)
-Mass Power Restore: Restores all allies' MP. Takes effort to cast; caster becomes tired and weaker for a while.
-Visions: View an enemy's full status, except for hidden spell effects.</b>

[Risp_old]

Hmm... I think I have done enough stuff for now. I will let someone else mess this up.

[Blackraptor]

Makes me wonder why you keep posting Jay's status.

[Strato]

Jay's status is very important information and should always be kept in mind.

[Strato]

Invinitory check:

[Radium]

<b>Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Snufuss Cloak (big hole in it)
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Magic Mirror</b>

[Coppertop]

/me suspects something about Jay.

[Xion]

Ehm...is Jay becoming a Furre?

[Radium]

<b>C'mon, someone (who's not banned) tell me what to do.</b>

[Xion]

ATM I am the only one...it seems.

And you can answer that question with me taking no part in the game. ^_^

Anyways, I still think this game should be moved to the "community game development" forum. This <i>is</i> a game, right?

[Risp_old]

But if this is a game, shouldn't Word Association and the like be moved there too? They are games also.

[Strato]

Pearl Diver's knife for Araches learning Doll magic.

[Xion]

But if this is a game, shouldn't Word Association and the like be moved there too? They are games also.
true, but this is more of an RPG game than a word game.

[Strato]

Talk : Radium : Eh-what happen to ATFF?

[Radium]

Talk : Radium : Eh-what happen to ATFF?
<b>Er... it went away. Maybe it'll be back someday. If it does come back, it will be a multi-million dollar feature-length movie.

Scholar Sam doesn't want your Knife because he's afraid of sharp objects. And Araches doesn't want to learn your cruddy doll magic.

What about Uberbob? He's quite magically impared.</b>

[Risp_old]

You don't want Araches to learn Doll magic, or something? But anyway, I can't think of any skill to give to Uberbob which gives him a really useful combo, without giving him a skill others already have. I mean, those anti-spell combos don't really sound useful.

[Violet CLM]

Giving Uberbob magic would give him a skill other than leadership of people who hate him! You can't do that!

[Radium]

<b>I'd just ruin Araches' pessimistic, annoyed personality if she carried around a doll all the time.

What about learning the spell "Doll Ward"? =P</b>

[Bucky]

Teach Uberbob doll ward spell

Throw something at Jay and pretend nothing happened

[Radium]

<b>Uberbob first has to learn a magic skill. Omb plz read thread B4 thinking D=.</b>

[Blackraptor]

Talk to Jay: "OMB R U A WEREWOLF? =((((("

[Coppertop]

Ezzaktly what I was thinking.

Inf. Spaz: ATWFF. Not ATFF. *surprised Radium didn't catch that*

[Radium]

<b>"I not a werewolf," Jay says. You find it quite surprising someone with his intelligence forgot the word "am". His tail didn't seem wolfy either.

For those of you who don't feel like reading, currently Scholar Sam is trading items for magic skills. Bucky was contemplating teaching Uberbob Doll Magic.</b>

[Xion]

Analyze: Jay's Tail

(I am suprised noone thought of this.)

[Strato]

Analyze: Jay's Tail

Jay has a tail?

[Radium]

<b>(Jay spontaneously grew a tail, remember?)

Jay's tail is long and the same thickness along it's whole length. It has brown hair.

Scholar Sam is still awaiting your purchase. He offers two skills for your valuable Snufuss Cloak.</b>

[Xion]

You return to your party to wake them up. The first thing you notice is that Jay has grown a long tail. Quite strange.
Post 2740

(Can I get unbanned now?)

Like a monkey tail? Strange.

Jay must be de-evolving...

Trade the Snufuss cloak to attempt to learn how to analyze a person better.

[Risp_old]

Use the cloak to teach Araches Non-Elemental magic (we need someone who can use damaging spells) and Uberbob enchantment (I really want that enchant weapon spell, so uberbob needs to become a enchanter to counteract Araches refusal to learn doll magic.)

And ask Scholar Sam: do you have a name for your teaching methoid? Something catchy with a trademark at the end?

[Radium]

<b>Using his l33t sing-along skills, Scholar Sam teaches Uberbob and Araches!

Uberbob's Spells:
-Glitch: Causes impossible events to stop happening, takes 2 people.
-Fysics Phalure: Uberbob is not yet powerful enough to cast this spell.
-Stoneskin: Increases unit's defense.

Araches' Spells:
-Bloodlust: Increases unit's attack.
-Haste: Increases unit's speed.
-Life Drain: Target's health slowly goes down. Takes a lot of MP, can only be cast once every long time.
-Magic Dart: Inflicts a small amount of damage, requires line of sight.

Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Magic Mirror
Scholar Sam's teaching method is too cool to need a name.</b>

[Risp_old]

How long is a very long time? I mean, 30 posts? 2 battles? 5 days?

EDIT- And would Uberbob not be able to use any combo spells at the moment, or only the more complex ones?

[Radium]

<b>Varies. Closest to five days in game time. Uberbob can not cast Fysics Phalure because it's one of the more powerful combo spells... and he's an idiot.

Scholar Sam, being skilled in all forms of magic, notices that you are out of useless items to trade. "Tell you what," he says, "I'll offer you the Doll Magic skill you seek in trade for the Magic Map. You can have the map back if you do a little favor for me - I want Wafflelord defeated." Your party seems quite unconfident in your King-of-Thieves-defeating-abilities, and seem to be mouthing the words "don't accept it". The Magic Map is your only way of getting off the island, but you weren't leaving much anyway.</b>

[Xion]

reject sam's offer

Control: Xion
Claim: Page
Offer: Page for Unban

[Radium]

<b>Plz accept it to make Xion mad.</b>

[Strato]

But...but...

Regardless of decline or acceptance we will end up doing this anyway. So...

Decline

[Radium]

<b>You decline. L33tz4n suggests you try to barter with the insane man.</b>

[Risp_old]

Wait, would Uberbob be able to cast enchant weapon?

[Strato]

Who foo?

[Radium]

<b>As a high MP spell, yes. For the most part, none of your party is skilled enough to cast spells like Summon Danger Muffin, Fysics Phalure, Mass Magic Ward (ooooh, unintroducedyet!), or Megawarp.</b>

[Risp_old]

That makes me feel better.

[Strato]

Bartar

I'll give you 16 gallons of water in exchange for another skill.

[Radium]

<b>Glad to hear that. Now give me commands.
Infinite, the Academy you're in is underwater. You suck at bartering.</b>

[Strato]

Oh gosh darnit.

Trading post stock check
Invinitory check

[Radium]

<b>Items for Trade:
-Frosted Flakes
-Rope
-Lord of the Rings DVD
-Broken Lazer Light
-Pandora's Shoe
-Pandora's Can
-Twenty-Four Leaf Clover
-Bandana
-Basketball
-Pink Gumballs (10)

Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Magic Mirror</b>

[Strato]

Go get the broken lasz for the knife.
Look in magic mirror

[Radium]

<b>That would leave Uberbob unarmed. And a broken lazer has no value. You look in the Magic Mirror and see youe reflection.

Scholar Sam offers the same deal about defeating Wafflelord, but offers to keep Foo insead of the Magic Map.</b>

[Risp_old]

Ah! Now there is something we don't really need. I will let Infinite decide.

[Strato]

Declicept

[Radium]

<b>I think Stratn wants you to decide.</b>

[Risp_old]

View: Foo's stats

EDIT- after looking myself, here is my conclusion- we could spare foo for a while. He has better hp and attack that Araches, but thats about it. He also uses the useless sux magic. I vote him the weakest link. Let Uberbob learn doll magic

[Violet CLM]

How is L33tz4n's laser doing?

[Risp_old]

Rad said it is made of 'unobtanium' or something

[Radium]

<b>L33tz4n's lazer? Uhhh... um.... Wafflelord took it in the hotel lobby. Bwahahaha. And I don't recall Foo's stats, but they were cruddy anyway. I've decided to make spell descriptions all cryptic from now on so they seem more magical.

You give Foo to Scholar Sam. Using his l33t sing-along skillz, he teaches you Doll Magic!

Uberbob's Spells:
-Glitch: <i>What can not exist, does not exist, but only a rare few can prove it.</i>
-Fysics Phalure (can't be cast yet): <i>Sometimes the universe seems to be against you. Luckily, you're against it too.</i>
-Stoneskin: <i>When we run into battle, the rocks we step on don't complain. Now we know why.</i>
-Enchant Weapon: <i>Suddenly that pair of saftey scissors looks pretty dangerous</i>
-Telekenesis: <i>Things often lie just out of our reach. If only our hands could reach as far as our mind.</i></b>

[Risp_old]

Err... you don't actually get any spells for doll magic? And you forgot doll ward.

EDIT- oh. Is telekinesis doll magic, or something?

[Radium]

<b>Telekenisis is a low level Doll Magic spell. Doll magic includes anything that modifies inanimate objects (besides Non-Elemental damaging magic). I'll add Doll Ward.</b>

[Risp_old]

Ok. That makes sense. I really thought that doll magic was enchanting objects to become animate and thats it.

[Radium]

<b>Don't worry, I'm sure you'll enchant a doll or two later.

Uberbob's Spells:
-Glitch: Causes impossible events to stop happening, takes 2 people. <i>What can not exist, does not exist, but only a rare few can prove it.</i>
-Fysics Phalure: Uberbob is not yet powerful enough to cast this spell. <i>Sometimes the universe seems to be against you. Luckily, you're against it too.</i>
-Stoneskin: Increases unit's defense. <i>When we run into battle, the rocks we step on don't complain. Now we know why.</i>
-Enchant Weapon: Increases a weapon's speed, strength, ect. Takes a lot of MP, can only be cast once in a long time. Takes 4-8 hours to wear off. <i>Suddenly that pair of saftey scissors looks pretty dangerous</i>
-Telekenesis: Moves inanimate objects. Requires line of sight, lifts approximately 10 lbs at most.<i>Things often lie just out of our reach. If only our hands could reach as far as our mind.</i>
-Doll Ward: Prevents all Doll Magic spells. <i>Nobody likes dead stuff that moves.</i></b>

[Strato]

What would the little doll look like? A small Strato plushie?

[Radium]

<b>It just enchants dolls, it doesn't summon them. You don't know that spell yet anyway.</b>

[Blackraptor]

Go out of Scholar Sam's. Look around for objects on the street. Check the names of the surrounding buildings.

[Blackraptor]

Jay's status:
-Species: Human
-Intelligence: 95
-Strength: 20
-Defense: 20
-Magic: 0



Jay's status:
-Species: Human
-Intelligence: 90
-Strength: 30
-Defense: 30
-Magic: 0

Notice anything? I do.

[Strato]

Theoreticlly...

Jay's Status:
-Species : Human
-Intelligence : 0
-Strength : 210
-Defense : 210
-Magic : 0
-Strato : Woah.

[Blackraptor]

I think he is somehow devolving or turning into some uberstrong giant monkey.


Theoretically, since his intelligence will be set to 0, he will be out of control and hellishly hard to beat, sounds like some evil important boss, or something. (This should be an RPG GAME, not a thread, i'd so love to play this then)

[Strato]

Maybe Rad just did that spontaniously to help us out or something.

[Blackraptor]

At least we still have some time left; it looks like Jay's intelligence is only decreasing by 5, and his strenght and defense are increasing by 10. He should go berserk at around 10 or 20 intelligence, or maybe lower/higher. I suggest with shoot him.

[Radium]

<b>You leave Scholar Sam's and return to New Ubersuperultramegatopiaorwhatever. There seems to be something going on down the street a bit, and you hear a scream.

Jay is starting to look a little more muscular than Faw...

Jay's status:
-Species: More or less Human
-Intelligence: 85
-Strength: 50
-Defense: 50
-Magic: 0
Hmm... appears to be accelerating...</b>

[Blackraptor]

Ugh, this might be a bad idea, but, ask Jay "Why is your power rising yet your intelligence falling? You aren't a human, are you?"

[Radium]

<b>"As far as I know, I are," Jay says. The screaming down the street gets louder, and you hear a noise like fighting.</b>

[Blackraptor]

Check it out and be prepared for combat (its probably wafflelord harassing someone or something)

[Radium]

<b>You and your party walk around the corner to find the source of the screaming. A group of bandits are trying to take a purse from an old lady, who has succesfully beaten one of the bandits to death with it. Your party draws their weapons and prepares for combat. (let's try the old system again)

Bandit Sorcerer attacks!
Bandit Sorcerer attacks!
Bandit Blademaster attacks!
Bandit Mindseer attacks!

Uberbob's Party:
Uberbob: Doll mage, glitcher
L33tz4n: Summoner, glitcher, hypnotist
Fawriel: Healer, seer
Araches: Battle mage, enchanter
Shuriken: Enchanter
Jay: Er

Jay's eyes narrow and muscles buldge as the enemy surrounds you.
Jay's status:
-Species: More or less Human
-Intelligence: 80
-Strength: 80
-Defense: 80
-Magic: 0</b>

[Blackraptor]

Uberbob: Attack Bandit Sorcerer(1st).
L33tz4n: Summon Water Elemental.
Water Elemental: Attack Bandit Sorcerer (1st, or if 1st=dead then attack the Bandit Mind Seer)
fawriel: If possible, forsee who is the strongest in the opposing party.
Araches: Attack Bandit Mind Seer (or if Bandit Mindseer=dead, then attack Bandit Sorcerer #2)
Shuriken: Attack Bandit Sorcerer #2, (or if dead, attack Bandit mind seer (or if dead, attack Bandit Blademaster)
Jay: Attack Bandit Blademaster (or if dead, attack Band Sorcerer #2, or if dead attack a random opponent)

Next time post more info on the combat then just the party, the opponents and the party's specialty, plz thnx. (No critisism/offence intended)

[Radium]

<b>Bandit Sorcerer1 casts Dimention Divider
Bandit Sorcerer2 casts Mass Magic Shield
Blademaster defends.
Mindseer defends.
Uberbob attacks Bandit Sorcerer. Magic Shield takes 20 damage.
L33tz4n is unable to cast Summon Water Elemental due to Dimention Divider.
Fawriel casts Visions. Strongest enemy is Mindseer (mindmagic + seer magic)
Araches attacks Bandit Mindseer. Magic Shield takes 10 damage.
Shuriken attacks Sorcerer2. Magic Shield takes 25 damage.
Jay attacks Blademaster. Magic shield and Blademaster are mashed into a bloody red and glowing blue pulp.</b>

[Blackraptor]

ugh, I hate quickspells.

Command Jay to attack all the opponents at once, or something.

Or if that doesnt work:

Command Uberbob and L33tz4n to Attack Bandit Mindseer


If uberbob magically gets another turn instead of faw, command him to use "Enchant Weapon" to Enchant the pearldivers knife, and command Araches to use the knife to attack Bandit Sorcerer number 2.

Command Shuri to attack Bandit Sorcerer #2 (if dead, attack B.Sorcerer #1)
Jay: Attack whichever opponent has the highest HP remaining.

[Radium]

<b>Jay has mashed the enemy. You win combat! +0 exp. The old lady runs away. Pfft, you don't even get a $20.</b>

[Blackraptor]

/wants to design combat system

Anything useful left behind by the mashed enemies, or anything the lady dropped while fleeing?

[Radium]

<b>Blacky, if you think you can come up with a good system, just PM or email it to me.

You find a fourteen and a half dollar bill.
Your party is hungry. Your party wants food. Your party hasn't eaten in two days.</b>

[Risp_old]

Did Uberbob cast enchant weapon?

[Radium]

<b>Didn't get a chance.</b>

[Blackraptor]

Look for any cheap food place around. Attempt to boost up party morale by saying you'll give them your share of the food.

[Radium]

<b>You do that. Eventually you come across a Burger King and McDonalds, across the road from each other. You can feel that this is the hardest decision you will make in your whole life.</b>

[Radium]

<b>For reference:

Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Magic Mirror

L33tz4n's Spells:
-Summon Rusty Iron Bat: Summons rusty iron bat. Dispelled after a while. <i>The trick to winning combat is to never be unarmed. Never!</i>
-Summon Butterfly: Summons butterfly. Dispelled after a while. <i>I wrote this spell as a joke. I had no idea it would make it in a book.</i>
-Summon Battlebutterfly: Summons butterfly with niftular battle attachments. <i>Durnit, if my joke spell has to make it in a book the least I can do is give it an upgrade!</i>
-Summon MSN guy: A little more pathetic than Summon Butterfly. Gets fired after a while and commits suicide when MSN stock drops. <i>This is the worst spell. Period. MSN cast it, and look what happened to them.</i>
-Summon Einstein: Summons Einstein. Dispelled after a while, takes a lot of MP. <i>Top marks on my homework! Sorcery is fun.</i>
-Summon Water Elemental: Summons water elemental. Dispelled after a while and takes a lot of MP. <i>Water is a very destructive force. It can carve through stone or give the strongest warrior a painless death.</i>
-Glitch: Causes impossible events to stop happening, takes 2 people. <i>What can not exist, does not exist, but only a rare few can prove it.</i>
-Hypnotize: Only Mindmagic spell, puts enemy under your control. What enemy depends on MP used in spell and enemy's intelligence. <i>We all hate it when people don't do what we want. Owned!</i>
-Hypnotism Ward: Prevents Mindmagic spells. Takes a lot of MP to cast. <i>You know, I don't like the idea of having some old man with a wand in my head.</i>

Fawriel's Spells:
-Heal: Restores one ally's HP. <i>The strongest warriors are those who refuse to die.</i>
-Raise: Revives a dead ally (takes a lot of MP) <i>After a long difficult battle, he defeated our strongest man. Little did he know, he had to do it again.</i>
-Mass Power Restore: Restores all allies' MP. Takes effort to cast; caster becomes tired and weaker for a while. <i>The more spells you cast, the stronger you are. The more spells your allies can cast, the stronger you all are.</i>
-Visions: View an enemy's full status, except for hidden spell effects. <i>Even the strongest warrior falls to an unknown enemy.</i>

Uberbob's Spells:
-Glitch: Causes impossible events to stop happening, takes 2 people. <i>What can not exist, does not exist, but only a rare few can prove it.</i>
-Fysics Phalure: Uberbob is not yet powerful enough to cast this spell. <i>Sometimes the universe seems to be against you. Luckily, you're against it too.</i>
-Stoneskin: Increases unit's defense. <i>When we run into battle, the rocks we step on don't complain. Now we know why.</i>
-Enchant Weapon: Increases a weapon's speed, strength, ect. Takes a lot of MP, can only be cast once in a long time. Takes 4-8 hours to wear off. <i>Suddenly that pair of saftey scissors looks pretty dangerous</i>
-Telekenesis: Moves inanimate objects. Requires line of sight, lifts approximately 10 lbs at most.<i>Things often lie just out of our reach. If only our hands could reach as far as our minds.</i>
-Doll Ward: Prevents all Doll Magic spells. <i>Nobody likes dead stuff that moves.</i>

Araches' Spells:
-Bloodlust: Increases unit's attack. <i>You know the feeling of strength and madness we get in combat? Now picture it in a spell.</i>
-Haste: Increases unit's speed. <i>Surprise is key. The enemy won't expect a heavily armored soldier to run like a cheetah.</i>
-Life Drain: Target's health slowly goes down. Takes a lot of MP, can only be cast once every long time. <i>When you have this spell, all you need is a large shield.</i>
-Magic Dart: Inflicts a small amount of damage, requires line of sight. <i>Why waste ammo?</i>

Shuriken's Spells:
-Haste: Increases unit's speed. <i>Surprise is key. The enemy won't expect a heavily armored soldier to run like a cheetah.</i></b>

[Blackraptor]

Hmm...

Ask party on where they think they should go and dine in.

[Radium]

<b>L33tz4n votes Burger King. Araches votes McDonalds. Shuriken votes Burger King. Jay votes McDonalds. Fawriel is neutral. =D DRAMA!!! </b>

[Blackraptor]

This may be the worst idea in history, but:
Split up party (Araches, Jay and Faw go to McDonalds, L33tz4n, Shuriken and Uberbob go to Burger King) In exactly 20 minutes they should meet right in front of both the resteraunts.

[Radium]

<b>You cut your party in half and somehow turn that $14.5 bill into two $7.25s. Your miniparty enters Burger King. They are selling burgerkingy stuff in there (I forget what they sell, havn't been there in a while). What do you want to buy from these evil people?</b>

[Blackraptor]

A burger and a drink for each party member. Give burger peice to l33tz4n and Shuriken from own burger). Smuggle a small burger peice into inventory.

[Strato]

Who's face is on this bill?

[Radium]

<b>You do that. $7.25 has died in combat!... er... spendage. Party is no longer hungry. Party morale has been raised!

Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Magic Mirror
-Burgerpiece

Stratn, my face is on the bill. Fear!</b>

[Blackraptor]

What is Party Morale?

[Radium]

<b>It's now 0. Not positive or negative.</b>

[Blackraptor]

Did Araches, Faw and Jay finish eating?

[Radium]

<b>Yes.</b>

[Blackraptor]

So we're all in front of the Burger King and McDonalds right?

Check Inventory

Check surroundings

Talk to random people (ask them same usual, Blackraptor, Wafflelord, <s>Araches </s> etc)

[Radium]

<b>You walk out of the Burger King. Rejoining with the other half of your party, you notice that Jay's gotten a bit taller and stronger looking, and his jaw seems to jut out slightly.

You walk to a random person wearing a black suit and ask about Wafflelord. "Yeah, I know him," the man says, "I'm the police force. The whole thing. I keep order around here," he casts Summon Donut and mucnches on it a little, "but recently, saaaay, the last thirty years or so, Wafflelord has made this place an anarchy. I think he might be planning to steal the Royal Diamond, largest jewl on earth, but right now he's down that road robbing a jewlry store. Cya!" and with that, the police man walks away.

Jay's status:
-Species: More or less Human
-Intelligence: 70
-Strength: 140
-Defense: 140
-Magic: 0</b>

[Blackraptor]

Boost Jay's morale as much as possible. Save. Go to Jewlery Store.

[Radium]

<b>Upon entering the Jewlery store, bandits leap behind you and click handcuffs around your wrists. Wafflelord, blade drawn, strolls across the room towards you. "Well, well, well..." he says ominously, "haven't I seen you before?" he turns his attention to Jay, "well, you've changed a bit, have you not?" Jay scowls at the evil man, and as he tightens his fists the handcuffs burst into shards of metal. A sharp piece flys past Wafflelord's face, leaving a bleeding scar. Giving a look of sheer hatred in Jay's direction, he charges.

Jay's status:
-Species: More or less Human
-Intelligence: 65
-Strength: 190
-Defense: 190
-Magic: 0 </b>

[Strato]

Jay is going to explode soon...

[Risp_old]

Have Jay attack Wafflelord!

[Blackraptor]

Evade attack. Free party.

[Xion]

Control: Xion
Go: Radium
Do: Remove V-Chip(s)

There. Now, LET US SEE SOME VIOLENCE!!!

[Radium]

<b>Jay charges and swings. His robotic joints buzzing, Wafflelord backflips onto the jewlery store's counter, scattering papers and trinkets onto the ground. As he moves into a defensive stance, his mechanical eyepiece spins around, focusing on Jay.</b>

[Risp_old]

Ooooh! Flashy!

[Radium]

<b>Adjectives!</b>

[Blackraptor]

I still think Jay oughta(sp?) free the party for backup insurance or something.

[Radium]

<b>Jay turns to face the party, but Wafflelord leaps into the air, swings on the celing fan, in lands in front of him. He turns his head to look up into Jay's eyes. A robotic noise comes from his legs as the metal plates mecanically shift into new positions, raising him taller. Blades slide from his wrists like claws, and he stares, unmoving, at Jay.</b>

[Xion]

Attack the legs

[Risp_old]

Have Jay pick up the nearest non-party heavy object and throw it at Wafflelord.

[Blackraptor]

Command Jay to attack the most weakest part on Wafflelord.

[Violet CLM]

L33tz4n: Summon Rusty Iron Bat.
Faw: Cast Visions on Wafflelord.
Uberbob: Cast Stoneskin on Jay. Inspect handcuffs.
Araches: Cast Bloodlust on Jay (this is probably a really bad idea).
Shuriken: Cast Haste on Jay.

[Radium]

<b>The bandits holding you see you casting spells and immediately stop you. Jay tears up the counter and hurls it at Wafflelord. Wafflelord nimbly leaps out of the way and the counter smashes into Fawriel. Faw has lost a bunch of HP. Taking the offensive, Wafflelord jumps into the wall and springs off directly at Jay. He powefully smashes his shoulder into Jay's face and Jay falls to the ground. Scooping up a handful of jewlery, Wafflelord says "Fool, do you not know that brains always win over brawn?" he proceeds out the door, taking Uberbob's Burgerpiece and L33tz4n's contacts (don't ask how he got them out so quick, he is the king of thieves). The bandits release you and they all vanish into the depths of the city. Jay tightens his fists in anger and you can see blood running out of the scar where the demon monkey bit him.

Jay's status:
-Species: Monkeysomethingperson
-Intelligence: 60
-Strength: 250
-Defense: 250
-Magic: 0</b>

[Blackraptor]

NO! NOT THE BURGERPEICE!! WHY!!!11

Promise Jay that we will help him defeat wafflelord. Check ground for free items
View inventory

Buy L33tz4n new contacts.

[Radium]

<b>You look at the floor. Shards of metal and glass cover most of it, but there is a jewled bracelet hidden behind a piece. Obtained bracelet!

None of the stores seem to sell contacts strong enough for L33tz4n. I mean, really, she's like blind.

Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Magic Mirror
-Bracelet

Jay's status:
-Species: Monkeysomethingperson
-Intelligence: 55
-Strength: 320
-Defense: 320
-Magic: 0</b>

[Blackraptor]

Get L33tz4n glasses, and then try following Wafflelord.

[Radium]

<b>All the glasses stores have been closed due to robbery D=.

Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Magic Mirror
-Bracelet

Jay's status:
-Species: Monkeysomethingperson
-Intelligence: 50
-Strength: 400
-Defense: 400
-Magic: 0

L33tz4n's Spells:
-Summon Rusty Iron Bat: Summons rusty iron bat. Dispelled after a while. <i>The trick to winning combat is to never be unarmed. Never!</i>
-Summon Butterfly: Summons butterfly. Dispelled after a while. <i>I wrote this spell as a joke. I had no idea it would make it in a book.</i>
-Summon Battlebutterfly: Summons butterfly with niftular battle attachments. <i>Durnit, if my joke spell has to make it in a book the least I can do is give it an upgrade!</i>
-Summon MSN guy: A little more pathetic than Summon Butterfly. Gets fired after a while and commits suicide when MSN stock drops. <i>This is the worst spell. Period. MSN cast it, and look what happened to them.</i>
-Summon Einstein: Summons Einstein. Dispelled after a while, takes a lot of MP. <i>Top marks on my homework! Sorcery is fun.</i>
-Summon Water Elemental: Summons water elemental. Dispelled after a while and takes a lot of MP. <i>Water is a very destructive force. It can carve through stone or give the strongest warrior a painless death.</i>
-Glitch: Causes impossible events to stop happening, takes 2 people. <i>What can not exist, does not exist, but only a rare few can prove it.</i>
-Hypnotize: Only Mindmagic spell, puts enemy under your control. What enemy depends on MP used in spell and enemy's intelligence. <i>We all hate it when people don't do what we want. Owned!</i>
-Hypnotism Ward: Prevents Mindmagic spells. Takes a lot of MP to cast. <i>You know, I don't like the idea of having some old man with a wand in my head.</i>

Fawriel's Spells:
-Heal: Restores one ally's HP. <i>The strongest warriors are those who refuse to die.</i>
-Raise: Revives a dead ally (takes a lot of MP) <i>After a long difficult battle, he defeated our strongest man. Little did he know, he had to do it again.</i>
-Mass Power Restore: Restores all allies' MP. Takes effort to cast; caster becomes tired and weaker for a while. <i>The more spells you cast, the stronger you are. The more spells your allies can cast, the stronger you all are.</i>
-Visions: View an enemy's full status, except for hidden spell effects. <i>Even the strongest warrior falls to an unknown enemy.</i>

Uberbob's Spells:
-Glitch: Causes impossible events to stop happening, takes 2 people. <i>What can not exist, does not exist, but only a rare few can prove it.</i>
-Fysics Phalure: Uberbob is not yet powerful enough to cast this spell. <i>Sometimes the universe seems to be against you. Luckily, you're against it too.</i>
-Stoneskin: Increases unit's defense. <i>When we run into battle, the rocks we step on don't complain. Now we know why.</i>
-Enchant Weapon: Increases a weapon's speed, strength, ect. Takes a lot of MP, can only be cast once in a long time. Takes 4-8 hours to wear off. <i>Suddenly that pair of saftey scissors looks pretty dangerous</i>
-Telekenesis: Moves inanimate objects. Requires line of sight, lifts approximately 10 lbs at most.<i>Things often lie just out of our reach. If only our hands could reach as far as our minds.</i>
-Doll Ward: Prevents all Doll Magic spells. <i>Nobody likes dead stuff that moves.</i>

Araches' Spells:
-Bloodlust: Increases unit's attack. <i>You know the feeling of strength and madness we get in combat? Now picture it in a spell.</i>
-Haste: Increases unit's speed. <i>Surprise is key. The enemy won't expect a heavily armored soldier to run like a cheetah.</i>
-Life Drain: Target's health slowly goes down. Takes a lot of MP, can only be cast once every long time. <i>When you have this spell, all you need is a large shield.</i>
-Magic Dart: Inflicts a small amount of damage, requires line of sight. <i>Why waste ammo?</i>

Shuriken's Spells:
-Haste: Increases unit's speed. <i>Surprise is key. The enemy won't expect a heavily armored soldier to run like a cheetah.</i></b>

[Coppertop]

My page.

[Violet CLM]

Return to Upper Placespot.
Search for Glasses and/or Contacts that will work for L33tz4n.
Point Jay towards an edge of the floating platform.
Tell Jay to walk forwards.

[Radium]

<b>Placespot is no longer on the map. Something evil must be happening there. Best ignore it for now.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Faw: Go on scouting expedition to Upp... wait, where did Town Gate go?

[Blackraptor]

Does the evil thing on the placespot concern Jay?

Follow trail wafflelord left (if any) and make sure L33tz4n doesn't bump into any walls or get run over by bikes or anything.

[Radium]

<b>Er... *writes*
Fawriel's Spells:
-Heal: Restores one ally's HP. <i>The strongest warriors are those who refuse to die.</i>
-Raise: Revives a dead ally (takes a lot of MP) <i>After a long difficult battle, he defeated our strongest man. Little did he know, he had to do it again.</i>
-Mass Power Restore: Restores all allies' MP. Takes effort to cast; caster becomes tired and weaker for a while. <i>The more spells you cast, the stronger you are. The more spells your allies can cast, the stronger you all are.</i>
-Visions: View an enemy's full status, except for hidden spell effects. <i>Even the strongest warrior falls to an unknown enemy.</i>
-Town Gate: Teleport to a visited location. <i>We can't be in two places at once, but we can get pretty close.</i>

Fawriel teleports to Placespot. Fawriel doesn't return. Uberbob has lost control over Fawriel. Wafflelord left no trail. Nothing your simple empty mind can see, anyway.</b>

[Xion]

don't we have seer orb?

[Strato]

Not that I recall...

[Blackraptor]

Oh joy, now we lost Foo AND Fawriel. Plus Fawriel was a good healer, sux. *approaches Violet with a dagger*

[Violet CLM]

But it was fun!

Uberbob: Cast Telekenesis on Wafflelord's footprints. Make them float and rearrange themselves into arrows.

[Blackraptor]

Some random person: Cast levitation on violet and make him crash into a sea gull.

[Xion]

...Would bloodlust make us look for traces of blood? (isn't that what it's name suggests?)

[Radium]

<b>Wafflelord left no footprints, or any trace for that matter.</b>

[Xion]

<b>Jay tightens his fists in anger and you can see blood running out of the scar where the demon monkey bit him.</b>
Who was bleeding here, Radium? Wafflelord or Jay?

[Strato]

Jay...but the refrencing is kind of bad...

[Radium]

<b>Hey, this is an RPG. If you want good refrencing, go to a library.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Look at Jay.

[Radium]

<b>You turn in Jay's general direction and look. Jay is a large, monkey-like person.</b>

[Xion]

Analyze: Jay
--Is Jay Bleeding?

If Jay = Not bleeding
--Then .: Wafflelord is bleeding.
--This means that he left a trail of blood.
--All we need to do is to find this trail of blood and ta-da, Wafflelord is ours.

[Blackraptor]

Ask around for Wafflelord's lair (who knows, you may get lucky. Plus he has to keep his stash of loot SOMEWHERE doesnt he?)
Make sure l33tz4n doesnt bump into walls.

[Radium]

<b>You wander around. Nothing is found. YOUR 2 STUPID 2 WORK FOR CSI.

</b>

[Blackraptor]

run around in circles and assault random people in hope that something will come up.

[Radium]

<b>You run in circles but don't find any people. Anyone in your ten foot radius circle, that is.</b>

[Blackraptor]

Assault the person closest to you (anyone) and threaten them to get information.

[Radium]

<b>You threaten Shuri for information. Shuri has no information. Yay. You don't know anyone smart enough for information. You must be stupid. HA!!!1111 random.</b>

[Xion]

*pokes Radium*
I think they need help. bigtime.

[Strato]

I think this thread has died

[Xion]

Okay.

Let's reanalyze the problem.

Jay is a monkey.
Wafflelord just beat our butts.
Wafflelord has left.

Now, we also have somebody BLEEDING that nobody seems to have picked up the clue. Now, somebody is bleeding, perhaps Wafflelord. However, since radium is being a

<font size="1000px;"><b>FACE</b></font>

He won't answer my question. But, let's assume that Wafflelord is bleeding.

All we have to do is to cast bloodlust on L33tz4n. She may not be able to see, but her bloodlust <i>might</i> let her pick up traces of blood, making her into a makeshift bloodhound. Just untill we get her contacts back.

However, if Jay is the one bleeding, Radium has just left this thread for death.

[Risp_old]

You are overextending the word 'bloodlust'.
According to Rad: "<b>-Bloodlust: Increases unit's attack. </b>"
It does not say: "<b>-Bloodlust: Increases unit's attack and makes unit want blood really badly. </b>". It's like in a RPG. If you cast 'Hast' your characters don't rush through things so fast they do a messy job. If you cast 'slow' your enemies don't get stupid.

[Radium]

<b>Grand anology, Risp.
The bandits release you and they all vanish into the depths of the city. Jay tightens his fists in anger and you can see blood running out of the scar where the demon monkey bit him.
Now what could possibly be confusing you about this post? Does "him" refer back to Wafflelord? Did a demon monkey bite Wafflelord? Does one take into account that Wafflelord vanished in the sentence before this? Stupidity gets no mercy from me. Keep trying, peeps.</b>

[Xion]

Well, the only "Demon monkey" I can think of is Jay. And would you seriously think that Jay would bite himself?

[Radium]

<b>Thank God I'm ignoring you. ombplzreedthred</b>

[Xion]

Well, let's wander around the city aimlessly, perhaps walking into a clue.

Offer:
<img src="http://www.ffcompendium.com/chara/taremedi3.jpg">
Water Elemental Graphic. ^_^

[Blackraptor]

Walk around city aimlessly.

[Radium]

<b>You wander aimlessly. Your party is starting to notice that you're clueless. Party morale -99999999.</b>

[Blackraptor]

criticize party.

[Radium]

<b>You explain to your party all the reasons that the people from Final Fantasy are a better party than them. Party morale is too low for me to type =D.</b>

[Blackraptor]

"FFX pwns you all"

[Radium]

<b>.....

Pageclaim.</b>

[Blackraptor]

Foooooooooooooo

Say that to party >l

[Radium]

<b>No. Do something intelligent.</b>

[Xion]

Let's go to the Mind Gate.

[Radium]

<b>The stupidity filter prevents that.</b>

[Xion]

Let's go to the Mind Gate.
*cough*

[Xion]

Radium, you're about 5 days late on replying.

[Radium]

Maybe I just don't like you.

[Xion]

Maybe you've just been paying too much attention to CT.

[Radium]

Or maybe it's the fact that I banned you from this three times.

[Xion]

I think it's the former.

(Note, I'm just trying to keep this alive. :p)

[scatman]

Whoa what happened here? an upgrade?
things look different and i dont like the blue.

[Risp_old]

Ugh... yeah. It is a lot larger than it needs to be (expecially with the 800 x 600 resolution I have on) and it is ugly, expecially with my color scheme (the red and black one by Dark Moogoo.)
Plus, I can't see anyone's custom title or location.

EDIT- but I can see people's post counts, which is nice.

[Radium]

Fi >< orz teh JCF!!

[Xion]

The JCF is under repairs.

See, if you were at #jj2 you would know that already.

[Blackraptor]

I doubt this thread will live much longer, but for the heck of it, go find Sear, and fix the jcf ;((((

[Radium]

<b>You don't know where to find Sear )=.</b>

[Blackraptor]

then go to that wierd screwd up library

[Radium]

<b>Your party walks to the Mind Gate. The door is open. You approach it, but happen to be attacked.

Ultrasuperbionicbandit attacks!
Ultrasuperbionicbandit attacks!
Ultrasuperbionicbandit attacks!
Ultrasuperbionicbandit attacks!

Party:
-Uberbob
-L33tz4n
-Araches
-Shuriken
-Jay

Jay's status:
-Species: Monkeysomethingperson
-Intelligence: 45
-Strength: 480
-Defense: 480
-Magic: 0</b>

[Violet CLM]

Evidently I haven't been paying enough attention. Where did we get Foo and Faw?

[Risp_old]

We have had Faw since about the start of the game. No idea how Foo got back from Scholar Sam.

[Radium]

<b>Ack, sorry. Haven't been here in a while.</b>

[Xion]

commands...

ATTACK!!!

[Blackraptor]

View stats of enemies.

[Radium]

<b>The enemies are stronger than all of you.</b>

[Xion]

Find a savepoint, and ATTACK!!!

[Coppertop]

This thread is dying. Apparently Radium has regained his sanity.

[Xion]

This thread is dying. Apparently Radium has regained his sanity.
No, Radium just found you.

[Violet CLM]

List spells and stats.

[Radium]

<b>Can't you just do a search? It's 10:29 PM and I'm tired.</b>

[Blackraptor]

No wonder this thread is dying =(((

[Xion]

Radium, I think you should just have an Armageddon happen at post 3000...

A "Derby-geddon"

[Xion]

I hereby declare this thread...

<b>OFICIALLY DEAD.</b>

[Risp_old]

Great revival.

[Radium]

<b>Xion believes this thread is dead because he can't play. He can't play because he sucks. Anyone who doesn't suck is welcome to play, so get playing.</b>

[Violet CLM]

List spells and stats.


...or, just have Jay attack everyone.

[Radium]

<b>You get this:
Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Magic Mirror
-Bracelet

Jay's status:
-Species: Monkeysomethingperson
-Intelligence: 40
-Strength: 570
-Defense: 570
-Magic: 0

L33tz4n's Spells:
-Summon Rusty Iron Bat: Summons rusty iron bat. Dispelled after a while. <i>The trick to winning combat is to never be unarmed. Never!</i>
-Summon Butterfly: Summons butterfly. Dispelled after a while. <i>I wrote this spell as a joke. I had no idea it would make it in a book.</i>
-Summon Battlebutterfly: Summons butterfly with niftular battle attachments. <i>Durnit, if my joke spell has to make it in a book the least I can do is give it an upgrade!</i>
-Summon MSN guy: A little more pathetic than Summon Butterfly. Gets fired after a while and commits suicide when MSN stock drops. <i>This is the worst spell. Period. MSN cast it, and look what happened to them.</i>
-Summon Einstein: Summons Einstein. Dispelled after a while, takes a lot of MP. <i>Top marks on my homework! Sorcery is fun.</i>
-Summon Water Elemental: Summons water elemental. Dispelled after a while and takes a lot of MP. <i>Water is a very destructive force. It can carve through stone or give the strongest warrior a painless death.</i>
-Glitch: Causes impossible events to stop happening, takes 2 people. <i>What can not exist, does not exist, but only a rare few can prove it.</i>
-Hypnotize: Only Mindmagic spell, puts enemy under your control. What enemy depends on MP used in spell and enemy's intelligence. <i>We all hate it when people don't do what we want. Owned!</i>
-Hypnotism Ward: Prevents Mindmagic spells. Takes a lot of MP to cast. <i>You know, I don't like the idea of having some old man with a wand in my head.</i>

Uberbob's Spells:
-Glitch: Causes impossible events to stop happening, takes 2 people. <i>What can not exist, does not exist, but only a rare few can prove it.</i>
-Fysics Phalure: Uberbob is not yet powerful enough to cast this spell. <i>Sometimes the universe seems to be against you. Luckily, you're against it too.</i>
-Stoneskin: Increases unit's defense. <i>When we run into battle, the rocks we step on don't complain. Now we know why.</i>
-Enchant Weapon: Increases a weapon's speed, strength, ect. Takes a lot of MP, can only be cast once in a long time. Takes 4-8 hours to wear off. <i>Suddenly that pair of saftey scissors looks pretty dangerous</i>
-Telekenesis: Moves inanimate objects. Requires line of sight, lifts approximately 10 lbs at most.<i>Things often lie just out of our reach. If only our hands could reach as far as our minds.</i>
-Doll Ward: Prevents all Doll Magic spells. <i>Nobody likes dead stuff that moves.</i>

Araches' Spells:
-Bloodlust: Increases unit's attack. <i>You know the feeling of strength and madness we get in combat? Now picture it in a spell.</i>
-Haste: Increases unit's speed. <i>Surprise is key. The enemy won't expect a heavily armored soldier to run like a cheetah.</i>
-Life Drain: Target's health slowly goes down. Takes a lot of MP, can only be cast once every long time. <i>When you have this spell, all you need is a large shield.</i>
-Magic Dart: Inflicts a small amount of damage, requires line of sight. <i>Why waste ammo?</i>

Shuriken's Spells:
-Haste: Increases unit's speed. <i>Surprise is key. The enemy won't expect a heavily armored soldier to run like a cheetah.</i>

Jay attacks Bionicbandit. Bionicbandit takes 1 damage. All the Bionicbandits attack Jay. Jay loses about a quarter of his health.

[Blackraptor]

How much HP do the bionic bandits have?

[Risp_old]

Cast Haste on Jay, and have Faw heal him (if Faw can).