Just like back in the pre-Win3.1 days...

[Xion]

Hrm

Analyze: Spell: Town Pipe.
--Ask: Can the town pipe be cast anywhere in the area asked, or just one static point?

[Violet CLM]

You need Fawriel for Town Pipe, right? And I think he left after making pancakes.

[Xion]

You need Fawriel for Town Pipe, right? And I think he left after making pancakes.
No, Fawriel tried to talk to L33tz4n (after pancakes).

Read up, my friend. Read up.


Anyways...!

Control: L33tz4n
Analyze: Surroundings

[Xion]

Hey....

We should make a "rabid" fad!

I'm a Rabid Da Ra Lie (PSO boss, my favorite one.), Unknown is a Rabid Alligator...

Infinite Spaz could be "Rabid evil cat"
Radium could be "Rabid Squid"
Fawriel could be "Rabid n00b" (j/k, you can be "Rabid Fawriel")
Trafton could be "Rabid Snufuss"

XD It would be pretty cool. :)

[Fawriel]

And by that you mean?

[Xion]

by what?

[Strato]

Faw = Rabid berry tester.

[Xion]

Faw = Rabid berry tester.
Agreed!

[Strato]

I wonder what i'm going to do with my life when this thread dies...

[acid]

eat flowers

[Strato]

Acid, don't be a grathon

Edit: Claim page, offer it as a gift to 1337z4n.

[Ducky]

Hey, guys, just try and remain nice, okay? It's been a little sketchy in here, and I'm not nrealy as nice as I used to be.

[Fawriel]

Pageclaim in the name of what Ducky said.

And yeah, give L33tz4n something nice.

[Radium]

Hey, guys, just try and remain nice, okay? It's been a little sketchy in here, and I'm not nrealy as nice as I used to be.*gasp*, You're suggesting I might actually have to say "no, I won't let you do that"? That's absurd, though strangely logical. Okay, sorry Ms. Duckeh. *bows* *bows again* *repeat_subroutine[bow,4,5]*

Control: L33tz4n
<b>As the first test of my new power: No, I won't let you do that. That's almost as bad as asking to control a robot ten thousand lightyears away or the command Control_Blackraptor.

You try to sound as dramatic as possible and say "I'm sorry 1337z4n. I never thanked you for all of the great things you did for the goup. Mostly at that pool situation. You whent very far out of your way to do this for us, and got badly hurt but still saved us. You spent hours decoding a stupid hard drive, only to get a stupid little sentence. I'm sorry that we never really realized how important you are to the group." You finish by picking up some flowers and holding them out in plain sight of the windows. You hear what sounds oddly like Fawriel talking to L33tz4n. He opens the door, and the flowered apron he's wearing suggests he's in "maximum Martha mode". Using his unnaturally defective powers of friendliness he's baked a cake and wants you and L33tz4n to share it. What a Fawish thing. Dare you play along?

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteductscraptstrudelire
-40 Noberries.
-Dagger (if there's one thing I've learned, it's best not to bring weapons to dinner with a girl)
-Pandora's Shoe
-Pandora's Can
-Basketball
-Orb
-Chaos Cord
-Flower with a scientific name you are unable to pronounce

</b>

[Strato]

Drop : Dagger : Door way
Go : Have romantic dinner with 1337z4n

[Violet CLM]

Thank Fawriel for pancakes.

[Radium]

<b>Thanking him for the pancakes earlier, you let Happyfaw lead you into the next room and you sit across a table from L33tz4n. And sit. And remain sitting. Both staring at eachother, and occasionally the cake. Uh oh, nobody seems to be doing anything (except for Faw, who slides out the doorway, only comforted by the fact niether of you have weapons). </b>

[Strato]

I nervously say "uhh hi!" And show her the flowers and the 20th page.

[Radium]

<b>You nervously say "uhh.. hi..?" to L33tz4n, sliding the flowers and page across the table. There's a real akward silence before she responds "H1," as quickly as possible. Another odd silence. Fawriel quietly stalks into the room and lays down two forks before Teleporting away. Relizing he just armed you, you expect he's hiding in a dark corner of Snufuss Lair.</b>

[Violet CLM]

"Your non-l33t is getting good."

[Fawriel]

Hey, that sounds more realistic already. :p

I try to act like an embarassed teeny on his first date, wich is easy because that's more or less the case, and to make her do the first move because of Uberbob's retarded-looking "looking-around-the-place-trying-to-look-like-(see above)".

Now try to understand THAT sentence. XD;

[Strato]

So, lets start eating this cake do you think the cake is good i like the cake a lot! said through a smile.

[Radium]

<b>"Th4nks.." she says quietly. You think she might have glanced at the fork, and find that quite threatening. Nobody is daring to make a move for the forks.</b>

[Strato]

So, what did you do last night?

[Radium]

<b>"Sl3pt," she responds after another aquward silence. You take careful note that both of you seem to be maintaining constant eye contact and keeping your gaze off the two <s>nice, sharp, deadly</s> forks.</b>

[Strato]

Ahh. well we eventually got through the gate trough a rather uhh unexpected...uhh...way.

[Violet CLM]

(Quickly) "So, uh, guess what's behind (mumbled) that iron gate! It looks like a car of some sort. Think it belongs to Pandora?"
Don't make another sound.

[Strato]

NO NO NONONONONONONONO! Reverse the order of things i said. say "I think its nice that you are going out of your way to learn english for me.

[Radium]

<b>"I think its nice that you are going out of your way to learn english for me," you begin. You almost mention the iron gate event, but interrupt yourself with "So, uh, guess what's behind (mumbled) that iron gate! It looks like a car of some sort. Think it belongs to Pandora?"
It gets very quiet again. "So, h0w did you f1n4lly g3t through th3 gate?" You were quite afraid she'd ask that. And you think she looked down at the fork again.</b>

[Strato]

"Well, we tried the obvious things, but eventually I asked araches about what you were talking about. Quite suddenly, I was thrust into a situation that I would rather not discuss, but I broke through the gate."

[Violet CLM]

I was thrust into a situation that I would rather not discuss"
AGH NO.

[Radium]

<b>You consider a way to explain. "Well, we tried the obvious things, but eventually I asked Araches about what you were talking about," you pause here. "Quite suddenly, I was thrust into a situation that I would rather not discuss, but I broke through the gate." You noticeably mumble the second part. It's gets even more unnaturally quiet than before, both of you just staring across the table. You both seem to be ignoring the cake and forks quite nicely.</b>

[Fawriel]

Bad move... argh, what crappy a situation...

No idea what to say..

[Strato]

But I truly think that we were meant for each other. You are smart, 1337, cute, and we also have this nifty telepathic connection. Don't you agree?

What uber bob thought was KLJFDSHKJSD MAY DAY UHHHHH WHAT TO SAY URM I like you....we were meant to be, you are smart, 1337, uhhhhh cute.....uhhhhhh, glitching yea! that will due.

[Violet CLM]

"I mean, it isn't everyone who has a telepathic connection... even if it only works when something shouldn't be able to happen, like my wooden parts not burning when I wa-" stop suddenly and hope the invisible gremlins attack or something.

[acid]

"Yay I am a terrible liar. I have never gone beyond the gate. Sorry about that."

glance at the cake

"So, want to eat?"

[Strato]

Acid...no

[Violet CLM]

There was only one tree, Unknown.
Take more twigs from more trees, put them in a pile,
Instead of starting a fire implies it worked.

[Radium]

Lay off that darned tree, Unknown, or I'll nail you with a salad fork.

<b>You try to think of something to say. "But I truly think that we were meant for each other," you begin, "you're smart, 1337, cute, and we also have this nifty telepathic connection. Don't you agree?" There's another abnormal silence. You continue, "I mean, it isn't everyone who has a telepathic connection... even if it only works when something shouldn't be able to happen, like my wooden parts not burning when I wa-" you stop suddenly. L33tz4n looks like she's about to say something, but closes her mouth and doesn't. You try to change the subject. "So, want to eat?" you say glancing down at the cake. L33tz4n remains silent, and niether of you are making moves for the forks.</b>

[Xion]

grab: fork
Use: fork: Cake
Say: L33tz4n: "want some?"

[Strato]

OH (FILLET MINON) WE SHOULD HAVE SAVED!!
Xion, I think you just killed us...

[Violet CLM]

I'm just trying to bring back the trees that previously existed and were later said to not exist. Because then you might say which side the moss was growing on when L33tz4n emerged from the ravine.

[Radium]

*locks Unknown in hollow tree (THAT'S NOT ON THE ISLAND)*
*sets tree on fire*

<b>You grab for the fork as quickly as possible. L33tz4n's hand shoots out and lands on her fork almost the same time. Both of you have your hands on the forks, but evidently you both find it unwise to move a muscle. Araches walks sleepily down the stairs from the bedrooms. She takes a moment to analyze the scene before hurling herself out a low window, making a fast escape.</b>

[Violet CLM]

"These are... nice forks."

[Fawriel]

Desperately try to establish a psychical connection with Faw's mind so he can help out.

[Radium]

<b>"These are... nice forks," you say, trying to start a conversation. L33tz4n remains somewhat quiet. You desprately try to contact Fawriel's mind through telepathy, but don't find anything.</b>

[Fawriel]

Which is because Uberbob can only connect to L33tz4n's mind. XP

Which gives me an idea...
What gives Uberbob that glitching ability? The lack of oxygen, or approaching death?

[Violet CLM]

What, you're thinking if L33tz4n tries to kill Uberbob, he'd gain some new ability?


"So... ummm... why were you being sacrificed?"

[Radium]

Which is because Uberbob can only connect to L33tz4n's mind. XPNo, I was thinking of another reason.

Uberbob's ability was <i>initialized</i>(sp?) by a near death experience, but now it can be used freely, as long as he and L33tz4n are thinking the same thing.

<b>You have a feeling asking why someone as almost sacrificed is not a good conversation for the moment.</b>

[Fawriel]

Noo...

But if he could use it, they'd have a psychical connection and he could maybe see what she is thinking...

Alright!
Erm.. try!

[Radium]

But if he could use it, they'd have a psychical connection and he could maybe see what she is thinking...
You mean a mental connection. And no, it's really only a one-way thing; you can be sent stuff, but can't "come and get" stuff.

[Fawriel]

MY PAGE!

Muahaaha!
MY POST #800! :D


Erm.. I slowly put the fork down near the cake, hoping she'll do the same..

[Radium]

<b>Unknown's burning tree eats your page. Now returning to Uberbob and L33tz4n.

Put down the fork? It took you twenty minutes to pick it up!</b>

[Fawriel]

It sure looks very sexy to hold a fork up for hours on your first date.

EAT THE DARN CAKE!
AND STAND GUARD!

[Radium]

<b>You slowly lift the fork. L33tz4n mirrors your movements in a defensive way. You both slowly move it towards the cake. Oh no, your fork snapped in half from tension. And it appears L33tz4n's did too. So, you're both holding two pieces of fork. Way to go.</b>

[Strato]

*sigh* ok, bad situation. Now, let's think. Why would uber bob have any disire to kill 1337z4n?

[Violet CLM]

Laugh nervously.

[Strato]

"Uhh, I suppose it's a bit late to apologize"

(come on rad, make 1337z4n explode...into rage so most of the tension will be gone)

[Radium]

Why would uber bob have any disire to kill 1337z4n?
<b>The real question is why <i>wouldn't</i> L33tz4n have every intention to kill Uberbob?

You laugh nervously. For a second, it looks like L33tz4n will too, but she just smiles briefly.

You change the subject again. "Uhh, I suppose it's a bit late to apologize."
</b>

[Strato]

Look I know your mad at me (and I know this is cliche) and you have every right to be, so whatever you want to say just say it.


But please don't kill me.

[Radium]

<b>"Look" you begin, "I know you're mad at me, and you have every right to be, so whatever you want to say just say it," you keep your mouth open long enough to add in "but please don't kill me." She smiles slightly again, and begins to lower the hand with the broken fork to the table.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Put down broken fork.
Display total lack of weapons.

[Radium]

<b>You drop the broken fork, which is now smashed into tiny pieces roughly the size of pennies. L33tz4n does likewise, though her fork still appears to have at least one usable half. You then both resume staring at eachother in silence.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Try looking deep into L33tz4n's eyes (or her contacts) and smiling.

[Radium]

<b>You attempt to look deep into L33tz4n's eyes and smile. Since it's something so simple not even you can mess it up, it works.</b>

[Strato]

And radium has succeded in boring me to the point that I quit.

[Radium]

And radium has succeded in boring me to the point that I quit.
<s>Bwaha, it worked! Now if I put a <i>wooden</i> door in somewhere, you'll all be helpless without your mighty advisor!</s>

And hey, I don't decide what happens in this story. You all took twenty minutes to pick up a fork.

[Strato]

Just to spite radium and do a last ditch effort to speed this up, I'll ask her if she wants to go out and get those car keys and check out pandora's car

[Fawriel]

RIGHT ON! XD <yay>

[Violet CLM]

Speaking of the car keys, I checked. They actually were picked up, but Radium never listed them in the inventory.
<strike>BUT THE CAKE!</strike>

[Strato]

Add cake to invintory

[Radium]

The keys... eh... Faw ate them too. But they're back now.

<b>L33tz4n thinks for a moment, before agreeing "okay." You pack the cake up and bring it along. Of course, there's another dillema here; usually Faw would just warp you there, but he's hiding several miles away, meaning your only way to get the two of you there would be for you to carry l33tz4n. You didn't kill eachother with forks, but are you really getting along to the point she'd trust you carrying her while flying?</b>

[Strato]

Summon the msn butterfly guy and mug him for his wings.

[Xion]

That would be mean, Rabid Evil Cat.

I think L33tz4n and you should walk there and converse about life.

[Strato]

Great idea!!! Walk to the Snufuss lair where faw is while asking 1337z4n about herself.

[Violet CLM]

How romantic. "Let's go out for a drive... oh wait, I left the car somewhere I don't know how to get to. Let's mug someone for transportation."

Check Pandora's Car Keys for any "summon car" buttons.

[Xion]

Ask: L33tz4n: Any new spells after the pool incedent?

[Radium]

It's simply amazing that Faw has had more relationships than Xion.

<b>With no apparent alligators to maul the MSN guy, you decide to walk to Snufuss Lair to find Faw and Araches. You begin to talk to L33tz4n about herself. "So, how did you get here?" you question.
"I was b0rn and l1ved in the Lair," she replies as if you should've figured that out on your own."
You continue the conversation, "any new spells after the pool incident?"
She thinks for a moment before saying "apart from the Glitch1ng, no."
You try to think of something else to say. "Why are you the only Minion with contacts?"
"It's not a surpr1sing statistic, c0nsidering I'm the only minion." she responds. You knew that you had killed the others, but you never really made the connection that she was the last of her species.

Pandora's car keys have no summon car botton.</b>

[Xion]

hrm.

...!
This doesn't take a genious.

how far have they gone from Fort Strato?
Control: Fawriel.
--If control = yes
--then Cast: Town Pipe: Fort Strato
Control: Uberbob and L33tz4n.
--If Distance = <10km
---Then Go: Fort Strato

Well, that wasn't hard.

[Strato]

How romantic. "Let's go out for a drive... oh wait, I left the car somewhere I don't know how to get to. Let's mug someone for transportation."

:lol::lol::lol:

Ok

Eeeh radium has a good point. Thats a date killer. I say I'm sure there are plenty others of your species out there.

[Radium]

...!
This doesn't take a genious.
<b>About time someone noticed. Anyway, you can only take control of someone if they are allied with you and in a sane state of mind.

You respond to her earlier statement with "I'm sure there are plenty of your species leftt out there," though you and L33tz4n continue walking in silence until you get to the ravine. Yes, the ravine with the cable bridge Grath cut down.</b>

Helltypo edit.

[Violet CLM]

You are assuming Fawriel and Uberbob can telepathically communicate or something like that. Faw has no way of knowing it's safe to go back, and even if he did, how would Uberbob/L33tz4n know he was there?

Absent-mindedly wonder why the male minions didn't simply fly up to attack the party.

[Strato]

Look around confused. where did 1337z4n go? why is araches here!?

[Radium]

Look around confused. where did 1337z4n go? why is araches here!?
Oops. Regardless, you got the caps wrong on both names. Learn the almighty powers of the capital one.

And just because male minions can fly doesn't mean they WANT to. When you're outnumbering your opponent seven hundred to four, it's more fun to savor the moment.

[Strato]

species leftt out there

Silly rad, leftt isn't a word. Anyway, ask 1337z4n if she knows about any secret passages to her old lair.

[Xion]

Faw may be allied with us, but you also saying he is now insane?

Wait.

We are all in a party, yes? But we are all split up.


We are not linked directly to Uberbob, as shown. We can swap control, like in FF6. Remember Kefka's tower? (wait, I think you are too ignorant so you worship Sony. XD PWNED!)

So we, L33tz4n and Uberbob, can glitch Faw because he cannot be allied and sane along with being uncontrollable. This makes him under our control.

Anyways.

Control: Xion
Check: Stats
Control: Uberbob & L33tz4n

[Radium]

<b>Who said Faw was insane? I mean, I say that quite frequently but I haven't said it here. Faw is just scared half to death and hiding in a cavern, which counts as a non-sane state of mind.

Xion is currently in a box of chinese food. One of the doctors at the robohospital dropped his hard drive.

You ask L33tz4n if there is any secret passages to her old lair. She replies with a simple "No". Surprisingly a completly non-l33t sentence.</b>

LEFTT IS A WORD.

[Strato]

Talk : Grath : Random profane comments
Analyze : Infinite Spaz
Analyze : Infinite Spaz's sanity
Analyze : Infinite Spaz's post
Analyze : Ravine
Talk : L337z4n : You want to hold on and we can fly over?

[Radium]

Analyze : Infinite Spaz
Analyze : Infinite Spaz's sanity
Analyze : Infinite Spaz's post
Analyze : Ravine
<b>1.) This topic's 2nd highest replier.
2.) 0
3.) Pirate. No, ninja. Arrwha. Hiarr.
4.) The ravine is where God stabbed the earth with a salad fork.
Since GRATH CUT TEH BRIDGE ):, you ask L33tz4n if she'd mind being flown across. She looks unsure for a moment, but relizing it's only a few dosen feet, agrees. You fly her across without anyone (primarily you) dieing. What a surprise.

Continuing to Snufuss Lair, you find that Faw has built a WOODEN DOOR o: o: O: How ever shalt thee overcome this peril?</b>

[Strato]

Ask L337z4n if she can do the same thing that Araches did a while ago


...


Ahem


I am no longer trying to open doors.

[Violet CLM]

Knock politely.
(And where did the wood come from?)

[Xion]

That won't work rabidevilcat.

Control: Uberbob
Equip: Wings
Go: Down the raviene to gain cables
Grab cables
Go: Ledge with cables.
Glitch: Cables: Reason...How were they cut in the first place? With the dagger? They couldn't cut shoeleather.
--If Glitch=No
----Then: Try to tie the cables back to the poles.
------If: Cables = Attached
--------Then: Cross Raviene on cables.
------If Cables = Unattachable
--------Then: Grab nonbouyant plants
--------Tie plants together to create missing length for the cable
----------If: Plants attach to poles
------------Then: Cross.

If: None of the above works
--Then: Carry L33tz4n Across the ravene.

You did it in the snufuss lair, you can do it again.

Then:

Ask: L33tz4n: How do minions reproduce? (The burning question du jour.)

Control: Xion
Claim: Page
Control: Uberbob

[Strato]

it's only a few dosen feet

Silly Rad, dosen isn't a word.
Silly Xion, we are already across the ravine.

[Radium]

Ask: L33tz4n: How do minions reproduce? (The burning question du jour.)<b>You know, I don't even think Tolkien went this deep when designing Middle Earth.

You knock on the door. Araches opens it. She actually seems quite pleased to see you flirting with someone who cares.


Party:
-Uberbob
-L33tz4n
-Araches

Invintory:
-A bunch of stuff... I'll go look it up when it becomes important.</b>

[Xion]

Cast: Haste: party

That should help. XD

[Strato]

Talk : Araches : Were is Faw?
Go : Faw
Talk : Faw : Faw, get over here!

[Violet CLM]

Apologize to Araches.

[Radium]

<b>You apologize to Araches, though she seems to be more concerned with other things at the moment. Mainly Faw, who's clinging onto a pillar refusing to let go until he sees that L33tz4n / Uberbob aren't planning to kill him.</b>

[Strato]

Talk : Faw : We are completly unarmed, I left the dagger back at the fort. We should prolly go get that.

[Radium]

<b>He doesn't believe you, and is expecting one of you will kill another as soon as he lets go.</b>

This is strenuous work, I should get at least six free typos per page.

[Strato]

I'm sorry but the typo police (me) can only allow 2 free typos, and a 50 cent coupon off of your next typo. As for faw yell Why would we have any desire to kill you?

[Violet CLM]

Glance at L33tz4n.

[Radium]

I'm sorry but the typo police (me) can only allow 2 free typos, and a 50 cent coupon off of your next typo.Three coupons and I'll be happy.

<b>Fawriel is just being paranoid. I love how I'm inturpering him as such a manly, brave soul.

You look at L33tz4n. She's a tealish-blue reptilian creature, snake from the waist down, with eyes that would be solid white if not for her yellow contacts. She's wearing the Snufuss Skin cloak from a Snufuss (couldn't've guessed that on your own).</b>

[Strato]

2 coupons and thats final. As for faw I'll yell Whatever faw, we will just leave you here and take the car on a joy ride all by ourselves and padlock the door behind you leaving you trapped inside the Snufuss Lair.

[Violet CLM]

I'm pretty sure you weren't planning to bring him along anyway, just ask him to teleport you to the caverns.
...and that's not the best way to make him think you forgive him for anything he thinks he may have done.

[Fawriel]

I'm inturpering
Yep, inturpering indeed.

[Radium]

<b>Perhaps we should slap him. Very hard.</b>

[Strato]

Backhand faw. Very hard.
Only I'm allowed to mock rad's typos.

[Radium]

<b>You backhand Fawriel so hard he falls off the column. Fawriel has joined your party (that=easy)! Where to now?</b>

[Strato]

Control : Radium
Tell : Infinite Spaz : How to check to see who has posted the most on a thread.
Control : Party
Go : Pandora's Car
Talk : Radium : How close to dieing is this thread?

[Fawriel]

Go to the Forum the thread is in and click on the number that shows how many posts've been made here.

[Radium]

Control : Radium
Tell : Infinite Spaz : How to check to see who has posted the most on a thread.
Talk : Radium : How close to dieing is this thread?
Control : Party
Go : Pandora's Car
<b>1.)Yay.
2.) Click on the reply count.
3.) Very, very far. In fact, I'd say it's still growing.
4.) Good job.
5.) You have Fawriel warp you to the Cyber Cafe (closest location). You walk from there through the illusion gate and to the iron gate. Uh oh, L33tz4n wants to know why there's a hole shaped like your body in the door. Perhaps you had best explain before Araches.


Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteductscraptstrudelire
-10 Noberries (#11 explains this quite well)
-Dagger (couldn't forget this!)
-Pandora's Shoe
-Pandora's Can
-Basketball
-Crystal... or was it the orb? I don't care, this one's better
-Chaos Cord
-Pandora's Car Keys
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (perhaps it's good you never ate this)
-Nowaffle
</b>

[Strato]

...oh jeez, now I thought L337z4n would have figured it out on her on by the way we acted earlier.

[Radium]

<b>I expect she has and is just tormenting you.</b>

[Strato]

Ok lets try this

Talk : Araches : Leave us alone plz thnx.
Talk : L337z4n : Ok, now heres what happened. Like I said earlier we all tried the obvious things, but we were stumped. I heard you mumbling about the Body heat thing and I asked Araches what you meant...and...(mumble the rest of the story)

[Fawriel]

"We wouldn't have managed to enter the gate without your help."

[Radium]

You briefly dismiss Araches and turn to L33tz4n. "Ok, now here's what happened," you start, "like I said earlier we tried all the obvious things, but we were stumped. I heard you mumbling about the Body heat thing and I asked Araches what you meant...and..." you mumble the rest of the story. Though L33tz4n's eyes are quite large in (probably mock) surprise, so you add "We wouldn't have managed to enter the gate without your help." Fawriel seems to think the whole thing is quite hilarious.

Araches has rejoined your party thing or whatever.</b>

[Strato]

Thats a very very feeble attempt to make up.

[Radium]

Thats a very very feeble attempt to make up.
<b>Make up? Make up what? And feeble on who's part, insolent human?</b>

[Strato]

Go : Pandora's Car
Analyze : Pandora's Car

[Strato]

I was commenting on what faw said 2 posts back.

[Fawriel]

Yah, yah, whatever.

[Radium]

<b>You enter to room containing Pandora's Car. It's quite an amazing car, open top, four seat, and pitch black with golden trim lining the edges. Climbing in over the door, you notice that there's a switch right of the steering wheel showing a car on one side, rocket on the other.</b>

[Strato]

Use : Pandora's Car keys : Pandora's Car
Look : Seats
(No traps or Michal Meyer clones)

[Radium]

<b>You put the keys in the car amd hear the V-256 (made possible through warp-matrix technology) engine roar up. As for the seats, they only contain one Michal Meyer clone.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Put Clone into Trunk (assuming there is one). If there isn't a trunk, give Clone a Noberry.

[Radium]

<b>The clone does not wish to be trunkstuffed, and is attacking!</b>

[Fawriel]

Battle!

[Violet CLM]

Thwap Clone with Pandora's Shoe.

[Radium]

<b>You thwap the clone with the soggy shoe. Uninjured, he retaliates by slapping you with his OWN soggy Pandora's Shoe (well, you think she only had one?)!</b>

[Violet CLM]

Swing Chaos Cord so Basketball (I'm pretty sure they were never unattached) hits Clone.

[Radium]

<b>You swing the Chaos Chord forward, and the end moves backwards and hits you in the face. The basketball was no longer on (fell off), so it hurts more.

Hah, my page. BWAHAHAHAH.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Smash Clone in the face with Nowaffle.

[Radium]

<b>Being the fool you are, you accidently smash the nowaffle into the clone's mouth. Summoning the second-most random powers in the universe, the nowaffle releases all the powers of randomismismism. The clone turns into a legion of cows who raid western Germany without leaving Utah due to a shortage of arctic pineapple communists, causing the ultimate toilet paper citidel of order to crumble to the soggy, dry ground of utter chaos. And stuff. Whatever, the clone is very dead now, nothing remaining.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Check for remains of nowaffle.
Look uneasily at Nocake.

[Radium]

<b>Mike was hungry, no Nowaffle left. You glance uneasily at Fawriel's Nocake. I'd keep it farther away from your face if I were you.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Check Inventory/Status of Party.
Inspect Car for Usable Objects.
Ask if anyone knows how to drive.

[Fawriel]

who raid western Germany
WAY TO GO!

[Radium]

<b>Your party status: Confused.

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteductscraptstrudelire
-10 Noberries
-Dagger
-Pandora's Shoe
-Pandora's Can
-Basketball
-Crystal
-Chaos Cord
-Pandora's Car Keys
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)

Item Lock means that at least three repliers must agree before it's consumed/destroyed in any way/by any person. And for good reason.

You inspect Pandora's Car for useful stuff. Nothing... except for the car, that is. "So, anyone know how to drive?" you question your party. Everyone remains somewhat quiet until Araches admits she almost got her learners permit once. Better than what you have.</b>

[Violet CLM]

"Almost? What happened?"
Point Faw towards the passenger seat.

[Radium]

<b>"Almost?" you ask her as you lead Faw into the passenger seat, "What happened?" Non-surprisingly, she doesn't answer. L33tz4n has found how Pandora got her car out, a large opening wall of the cave. So, you and L33tz4n climb in the back as Araches gets ready to drive. With no map, all I can ask is "what direction?"</b>

Going to bed. Bye.

[Violet CLM]

Out the opening wall.

[Strato]

Smile towards L337z4n

UPDATE:

IT HAS BEEN CALLED TO MY ATTENTION TO MAKE A MAP. THIS MAP SUCKS, BUT I MADE IT IN 4 MINUTES. IT WILL DO FOR NOW UNTIL I DECIDE TO MAKE A MUCH BETTER ONE ON FRIDAY. THANK YOU!

http://www.geocities.com/bstratn/PreWinMap.JPG

[Radium]

http://www.geocities.com/bstratn/PreWinMap.JPG
Looks good, but the Snufuss Lair was on an island in the middle, and Fort Strato was built on the bridge to it. And you forgot the caves on the east side =P.

<b>You smile at L33tz4n and she smiles back as Araches drives the car through the door... er... and opens it a little first.</b>

[Xion]

Quick question: Why is L33tz4n and Uberbob in the back seat?

[Radium]

Quick question: Why is L33tz4n and Uberbob in the back seat?
<b>You mean "why <i>are</i>". And as far as I know, it's because Araches is the only one who can drive and we put Fawriel in the car's most dangerous seat, leaving the two in back.
</b>

[Violet CLM]

Plus... why not?

[Radium]

Plus... why not?
<b>Ooh, he's good.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Let's go see if anything new is at the trading post.

[Radium]

<b>Faw warps there and back to save time. Nothing new.

I thought for sure you'd scream "SPOT PLACE!"</b>

[Violet CLM]

Fawriel's Spells:
-Heal: Heals an ally.
-Raise: Raises a dead ally, difficult to cast, only can be cast once every very long time.
-Town Gate: Teleport to Domain, Strato, Lair, or the Trading Post.

So this Town Gate spell updates itself whenever you find somewhere? In this case, a flying (I think) car of varying location? Useful.

[Radium]

<b>Town gate can teleport to various static locations owned by you or an ally. These include the Lair, Trading Post, Strato, Domain, Pandora's Pool, and the Cyber Cafe.</b>

[Violet CLM]

...fine.

Investigate Spot Place.

[Radium]

<b>You look at Infinite's Map. The Spot Place appears to be a dot to the northeast of the island. Investigated =P. </b>

I tried drawing a picture of L33tz4n (anime style) holding a whip threateningly... but... well, it ended up looking more suggestive than threatening, so I don't think I'll show it.

[Violet CLM]

Oh yeah... that is why UB's in the car, isn't it...
Is the car going anywhere/moving?

[Radium]

<b>No. You're just sitting in the car right outside the garage.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Well, seeing as all previous contacts with the Caverns have been at the entrance...

Look around curiously. Look for trees.

[Radium]

Look for trees.
<b>Haus aboot a noice bog uv NEAU.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Then I want to know where the Wooden Door came from.

Drive off in some random direction.

[Radium]

<b>You drive the car into the Last Tree on Spinach Custard. It (the last tree, that is) is destroyed.</b>

[Violet CLM]

I'm pretty sure Araches is the one driving.


Add Pieces of Tree to inventory.
Add Infinite Map to inventory.

[Radium]

<b>Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteductscraptstrudelire
-10 Noberries
-Dagger
-Pandora's Shoe
-Pandora's Can
-Basketball
-Crystal
-Chaos Cord
-Pandora's Car Keys
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Infinite's Rough Map
-Treepieces
</b>

[Violet CLM]

Keep driving.


Now that we've seen Pandora's Car, I still think that if I was trapped in a swimming pool by enchanted chains, my primary thought would not be "get the car keys".

[Radium]

<b>You drive in a circle around the island.

Well, maybe Pandora liked cars more than you. Or had obsessions to run over gremlins.</b>

[Xion]

I tried drawing a picture of L33tz4n (anime style) holding a whip threateningly... but... well, it ended up looking more suggestive than threatening, so I don't think I'll show it.

If you can tweak it into Araches, I'll post it on my LJ and be VERY happy. XD :p

Anyways...

Analyze: Woodpieces

[Radium]

<b>The woodpieces appear to be pieces of wood, from a tree. They are of a random size and random shape so random they'd make excelent candles for the Nocake.</b>

[Xion]

ask: all: birthdays?

[Radium]

<b>You ask your party's birthdays.
Fawriel: February 26.
L33tz4n: May 3.
Araches: September 16.
You: January 1.</b>

[Xion]

OOOHHHH!!! Araches's birthay is soon...

<s>I hope she's 18</s> how old will she be, or is that a bad question?

[Radium]

how old will she be, or is that a bad question?<b>Probably older than 18 and younger than 26.</b>

[Xion]

/me gives a thumbs up

Find: A De Rol Le
--If: De Rol Le = Found
----Then: Give it to Araches as a pet for her birthday.

[Violet CLM]

Careful, they'll expect you to give them presents... well, maybe not Araches.


I wouldn't think Pandora would be disliking the invisible gremlins... seeing as she had given the Trading Post several of her things (as part of this grand puzzle). And no matter how much you like cars, what use are car keys without any "Summon Car" buttons on them if you're about to die?
It looks like a suicide, which works nicely with the fact she seemed to die right after the puzzle got set up. Either that, or a fake Pandora's Skeleton...
(Look suspiciously at Araches)
How long ago did Pandora die (if she did)? Long enough for there to be a skeleton, but not long enough for the Trading Post to trade away all of her things. Of course, some things may have been traded... the island seems a center of unusual activity (Acid and Spazzyman battling to the death, for example). Could someone else be trying to solve Pandora's Puzzle?
This theory has strength lent to it by the fact at least two people seem to have been on the island fairly recently, besides your party. The clone in the car, and whoever put wax in the keyhole. And why did Araches and the other gay magician (should find out who that was sometime) happen to be right nearby the island?
For that matter, if they were on the same boat, why did Araches want you to defeat the other one? Rival Puzzle Solvers? This could explain why she was quite willing to come along.
Or Araches could be Pandora. She has a mind of 80%, and Radium won't give out her actual age. Which doesn't mean too much, as there's no actual evidence Pandora 'died' too long ago... the skeleton could easily be a plant. Your knowledge of who Pandora was all comes from Araches (who said Pandora was hot... ego pumping?), who could easily be misleading you.
But why? What would the motive be? Is Pandora/Araches still in the process of creating the puzzle, and using you three as unknowing assistants?
(Unknowing? Fawriel has had a while with Araches without being watched, and appeared rather out of nowhere himself. Is there any evidence this "Blackraptor" exists? Just a dream and Faw's confused word... and seeing as you all know something about berries, was Faw trying to get you and L33tz4n out of the way with the Nocake?)
Or of course, Araches might simply be creating this elaborate deception to remove her enemies... you've already defeated this Clone person, who was waxlocked in by an unknown person (which could be Araches/Pandora herself... is that how he got her shoe? They were fighting?), and this other gay magician Araches seems not to have liked. And Acid and Spazzyman, both of whom seem to have at least a little magic, died.

I am, by the way, quite willing to believe any of the above is wrong, assuming there's a reason for it to be. Most of it is just idle speculation, and contradicts itself anyway. But I don't trust Araches.


Page claim for L33tz4n.

[Fawriel]

Wow. Long post... impressive. o_o

Faw appeared out of a fight of Gods, which ended in Rad winning because it's HIS story. =P

[Strato]

>((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( I love how my map uploaded fine but glitched up immediatly upon viewing.

[Violet CLM]

"glitched up"? You mean Geocities' problem with posting images on other sites?

[Xion]

Good points, Inf.

Anyways, L33tz4n is yours, I want araches/pandora no matter her sexuallity. XD

(And I have proof, don't make me dig it up.)

[Strato]

The map was far lower quality than it was when I uploaded it, so I converted it into .zip
http://www.geocities.com/bstratn/PreWinMap.zip

Anyways, L33tz4n is yours

Uhhh thanks, but I would rather not go out with Radium's imagination.


*Laughs nervously*

*Hopes nobody takes this seriously*
*Hopes Xion isn't serious*

[Violet CLM]

But it's a smart, 1337 and cute imagination!

[Fawriel]

I hope with "it" you were referring to L33tz4n.. not anything containing the word "Radium" or any form thereof.. o_o;;

[Radium]

<b>I wouldn't think Pandora would be disliking the invisible gremlins... seeing as she had given the Trading Post several of her things (as part of this grand puzzle)When you die, and have no will, the phrase "giving" is irrlevent.
And no matter how much you like cars, what use are car keys without any "Summon Car" buttons on them if you're about to die?Button, button. Does everything need a button? What happened to "conventional" magic?
How long ago did Pandora die (if she did)? Long enough for there to be a skeleton, but not long enough for the Trading Post to trade away all of her things. Of course, some things may have been traded... the island seems a center of unusual activity (Acid and Spazzyman battling to the death, for example). Could someone else be trying to solve Pandora's Puzzle?It is unknown how long ago Pandora died. The island remains a place of randomisim due to most the food being laced with Noberries. And so what if the Trading Post trades all her stuff away? The island is built as a giant trap, if you buy something from the Trading Post, they'll just have it back when you die.
This theory has strength lent to it by the fact at least two people seem to have been on the island fairly recently, besides your party. The clone in the car, and whoever put wax in the keyhole. And why did Araches and the other gay magician (should find out who that was sometime) happen to be right nearby the island?
For that matter, if they were on the same boat, why did Araches want you to defeat the other one? Rival Puzzle Solvers? This could explain why she was quite willing to come along.
Of course someone else was here, the Minions. The clone could've just been a Minion who ate a noberry. Who knows how many had attempted solving the puzzles.

Or Araches could be Pandora. She has a mind of 80%, and Radium won't give out her actual age. Which doesn't mean too much, as there's no actual evidence Pandora 'died' too long ago... the skeleton could easily be a plant. Your knowledge of who Pandora was all comes from Araches (who said Pandora was hot... ego pumping?), who could easily be misleading you. I have other plans for Araches. For now, she's just a sorceress who was travelling on a boat. Does she need a reason?
(Unknowing? Fawriel has had a while with Araches without being watched, and appeared rather out of nowhere himself. Is there any evidence this "Blackraptor" exists? Just a dream and Faw's confused word... and seeing as you all know something about berries, was Faw trying to get you and L33tz4n out of the way with the Nocake?)
Or of course, Araches might simply be creating this elaborate deception to remove her enemies... you've already defeated this Clone person, who was waxlocked in by an unknown person (which could be Araches/Pandora herself... is that how he got her shoe? They were fighting?), and this other gay magician Araches seems not to have liked. And Acid and Spazzyman, both of who seem to have at least a little magic, died.
Acid and Spazzyman were spawns of randomisim. Faw is not in on anything. <s>You can tell when Faw is lieing because he pees his pants.</s> Regardless, trusting Araches is fine for now, as is Faw. You already know you can trust L33tz4n.

Speaking of L33tz4n, Xion insists InfiniteSpaz would want to see this anime-rip-off picture of L33tz4n: I swear the whip is for hitting the bad guys. (http://www.foxmage.com/L33tz4nWhipp.png) Warning: More nekkid Minions.

I actually liked her better with the longer nose.</b>

[Fawriel]

*waits for Xion to tell L33tz4n what a bad, bad guy he is*

[Strato]

!!! Uhh...uhm...meh.

She seems a bit...muscular, and her hair is a bit strange. As for the whip and pose...uhh...uhm...meh. I really liked her better with a longer nose. And why is she under spot lights. Otherwise I like it ;)

[Fawriel]

Heheheh, maybe it would look a bit more THREATENING if the whip wasn't hanging around her body like that! XD

[Violet CLM]

Of course someone else was here, the Minions. The clone could've just been a Minion who ate a noberry. Who knows how many had attempted solving the puzzles.
Which doesn't explain why this Noberry Minion of yours was locked in. He could have gone through the hole in the gate during the night, but there's the problem all the minions got killed.
Your party has spent at least one night - maybe two - since the minions died, so I can only assume it came to the car before then. That's a while to live without food.
(Noberry effects last about 10 minutes. Quite a coincidence that this Noberry Minion of yours ate the Noberry right before you arrived)

[Radium]

Of course it's muscular, it's an anime rip off.
Heheheh, maybe it would look a bit more THREATENING if the whip wasn't hanging around her body like that! XDIf Derby complained about that, Xion told me to say "My inspiration for the whip placement was Ivy from Soul Calibur".

Yes, Unknown, the coincidences are tons of fun.

Now back on topic.

[Violet CLM]

Back on topic? The island is explored, the minions defeated, the Snufuss killed, Google removed, Spot Place investigated... nobody knows where Blackraptor is!
So I'll leave that to Inf.


Ask L33tz4n (as unthreateningly as possible) how long a Minion can live without food.

[Radium]

<b>She can't say she's ever tried.</b>

[Xion]

"You can tell when Faw is lieing because he pees his pants." Thanks for the sig quote.

Anyways...

Analyze: car
--Analasis type: Through. I want to know everything learnable about it: The type of interior, The features on the console, the engine itself, any signifigant marks, the Licence plate number (if any) and anything else you think signifigant.

[Strato]

New map is 10% done, with more natural layout, rivers, a few locations added, 2 forests have been located, and some extra stuff.

[Fawriel]

I should really start learning how to hack certain people...

[Violet CLM]

Watch peacefully the rapidly changing countryside.
Look for <strike>trees</strike> possible useful objects.

[Strato]

Message ^

[Fawriel]

"You can tell when Faw is lieing because he pees his pants." Thanks for the sig quote.
^answer.

[Radium]

I want to know everything learnable about it: The type of interior, The features on the console, the engine itself, any signifigant marks...<b>See? That's the kind of person who'd drown trying to get car keys.

The car is a black convertable with gold trim along the edges. The console has all the buttons standard on a car in addition to the switch. The interior is sheep-skin lined. The engine is 256 piston thanks to warp-matrix technology, or using dimention portals to store large amounts of stuff in a small area.</b>

[Xion]

When you do, try and hack furcadia for rad. Rad is completely computer illiterate, so he needs somebody to do his dirty work.

[Radium]

Rad is completely computer illiterate, so he needs somebody to do his dirty work. My mouse has reached the edge of my mousepad, does anyone know a website to help me?

[Violet CLM]

There's a difference between drowning from trying to get car keys, and still trying to get them after realizing you are drowning.

[Strato]

I really like drawing maps.

[Radium]

There's a difference between drowning from trying to get car keys, and still trying to get them after realizing you are drowning.<b>You aren't taking into account the volcano above her.


L33tz4n is getting bored of driving in circles. She skims the Infinite Map and asks "What is thi5 'Sp0t Place'?"</b>

[Xion]

hrm...

Large amounts of stuff in small areas?

Could this same technology be used on other objects, or has this just been done on the Engine?

Also, the switch I assume is for the convertible top?

Check: Car: Glove compartment
--Anything in there?

[Radium]

<b>Only for the engine. And no, the switch is for the rocket engine. Someone stole the convertable top. And the glove compartment is empty.


Why don't we go somewhere?</b>

[Violet CLM]

Xion: The Inventory. And the switch is Car/Rocket, I believe.


"It's a dot to the northeast of the island..."

[Strato]

Nobody knows what the spot place is, but I got a map of it laying around somewhere in my room.

[Xion]

Check: Car: Glove compartment
My guess is that you passed this up because you don't want to give a smart-allick remark to this?

Go ahead.

Say we found them.

"You found Pandora's Gloves!"

[Radium]

<b>I edited it. Check again. Then do something interesting.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Let's go to somewhat southwest of the Spot Place!

[Radium]

<b>You flick the switch on the dashboard and the wheels fold in, turning to Anti-Gravity pads. Rockets unfold from the back, and the car speeds off to the northeast. Stopping a bit before you reach the Spot Place, you see a ladder hanging from the sky about a mile ahead, next to a rubber raft.</b>

[Violet CLM]

<b>You flick the switch on the dashboard and the wheels fold in, turning to Anti-Gravity pads. Rockets unfold from the back, and the car speeds off to the northeast. Stopping a bit before you reach the Spot Place, you see a ladder hanging from the sky about a mile ahead, next to a rubber raft.</b>
I thought Araches was driving.

Suddenly wonder what happened to MasterRaft.

[Strato]

Disembark

Analyze : Raft
Analyze : Ladder

[Radium]

<b>You reached over her shoulder for the switch. And the MasterRaft was destroyed on page 1 or 2.

You exit the car and step onto the raft. The raft is floating in the middle of the water, though still in sight of the island. A paper sign on the ladder reads "To Upper Placespot". Another sign on the raft says "Lower Placespot, aka Atlantis, will rise above the seas again soon." The ladder goes into the sky as far as you can see before dissapearing into the clouds.</b>

[Strato]

Oh no! Your MasterRaft is deflating Page 1

[Violet CLM]

Before Radium says anything, I'd like to say the raft is about a mile away. I wouldn't just disembark.

It wasn't destroyed, it merely landed on the island with several holes in it.

Claim page.
Use Page as False Teeth.

[Radium]

<b>Your teeth returned when Faw healed you.

And Faw ate the MasterRaft. Along with everything else we can't find.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Including the rope, and Blackraptor?

[Radium]

<b>Er... you have the rope. Oops. No, not Blackraptor. Shutup and play.

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteductscraptstrudelire
-10 Noberries
-Dagger
-Pandora's Shoe
-Pandora's Can
-Pandora's Car Keys
-Basketball
-Crystal
-Chaos Cord
-Pandora's Car Keys
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Infinite's Rough Map
-Treepieces
-Rope
</b>

[Xion]

meh.

You say the car can become a rocket? or just gain a rocket engine?

If it can become a rocket, can it go into space?

[Strato]

Talk : L337z4n :X ; you were raised here anyway.
Talk : Araches :X

var. X = You know anything about this?

[Radium]

If it can become a rocket, can it go into space?
<b>A save point appears on the raft! Game saved! (just a precaution before you try to go into space in an open-top car)

Both Araches and L33tz4n seem to know nothing about this. L33tz4n has never left Pandora's Island before, and Faw has never left his own little world.</b>

[Strato]

MAP UPDATE : Adding Ladder

And rad, your post made no sense at all.

[Violet CLM]

Who can swim?

[Radium]

<b>Nobody can swim. Regarding my past history of nonsense posts, let's leave it at this: You are four people with an invintory on a raft next to your car under a ladder.</b>

[Strato]

Is the ladder on land or next to the raft?

Talk : Party : Anyone want to climb?

[Violet CLM]

Are there seatbelts in the car? I kind of doubt L33tz4n's ability to climb ladders.

[Strato]

UR has a good point.

[Radium]

<b>You look up the ladder, winding off into the clouds. Turning to your party, you ask "anyone want to climb?"
"I could," Araches and Fawriel mutter together. L33tz4n just stares up the ladder. Well, you figure it would be quite hard to climb without legs. Taking the car up would be a fair option (it does have seatbelts), but it doesn't seem to have an "up" control, and is mainly for flying over water and stuff.</b>

[Fawriel]

Check the ladder for how much pressure it could withstand.

[Violet CLM]

Get out the wings.

[Fawriel]

..alright, that would be the simpler method.

Except if L33tz4n can't fly, either. *shrugs*

[Xion]

Give: Wings: L33tz4n
Command: L33tz4n: Fly up next to the ladder
Command: Uberbob, Faw, and Araches: Araches first, Faw last, up the ladder.

[Violet CLM]

Araches first, Faw last, up the ladder.
I don't think Araches would go for that idea.

[Fawriel]

Uberbob first, Faw last! =D

[Strato]

Now xion is just starting to scare me.

[Xion]

I don't think Araches would go for that idea.
Aww why not?

Have it like this:

Araches first
Xion second
Uberbob third
Fawriel last

That'd be cool.

[Radium]

<b>You don't know how high the ladder goes, but it would probably be quite difficult to fly that high. Actually, it would probably be quite impossible. <s>Make Faw carry L33tz4n.</s></b>

[Strato]

Radium never ever ever ever ever ever ever draw a female anything ever again. Lest Xion see it.

[Radium]

<b>'S okay, Xion just needs his coffe. Back on topic.

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteductscraptstrudelire
-10 Noberries
-Dagger
-Pandora's Shoe
-Pandora's Can
-Pandora's Car Keys
-Basketball
-Crystal
-Chaos Cord
-Pandora's Car Keys
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Infinite's Rough Map
-Treepieces
-Rope</b>

[Xion]

Control: Infinite Spaz
Go: Spinach Custard: Any method available

Have Inf Spaz carry l33tz4n up.

Control: Xion
Go: Pioneer 2 Lab area
Go: Transporter room SURFACE
Hack transporter to target Spinach Custard instead of Gran Da Val Island.
Go: Spinach Custard

lol.

Although that'd be cool, have Spinach Custard on Ragol.

[Fawriel]

Yeah, let Faw carry L33tz4n!
After Rad wiped out his brains, at least he still has his muscles. XP

[Radium]

Ragol.
<b>Isn't that that pasta sauce?</b>

BACK ON TOPIC, KIDS )<.

[Strato]

Ok Rad, download me into your brain.

[Fawriel]

I AM on topic, darnit!

I actually made TWO on-topic posts you never minded!

[Radium]

Ok Rad, download me into your brain.
I can't, it's full.

<b>Araches had caught onto your plan. "I'll go last," she says finally.</b>

[Xion]

<b>Xion just needs his coffee</b>
OMG OMG OMG TYPO! There's two E's in Coffee.

Anyways, I had it already, and am in 45% sleep-baked mode.

Anyways, Ragol is not a pasta sauce, RAGU is.

Okay...Imagine Earth.

Now. Shuffle around the continents a bit, but keep the green life on it.

That's Ragol.

Don't make me get a picture of it!

...actually, to think about it, I think I do have a picture.

[Fawriel]

*will spam this topic like heck if his posts won't be taken into the story anytime soon* T_T

[Xion]

I can't, it's full.

<b>Araches had caught onto your plan. "I'll go last," she says finally.</b>
Well, at least when we go to check on her...

wait. remember with the gate...

can't do that.

Edit: Radium CLOSE YOUR TAGS!

[Strato]

*slaps Xion sharply on the wrist* Nononononono now back on topic.

Talk : Radium : Are we supposed to be here, or can we find puzzles elsewhere?

[Radium]

<b>This is not a puzzle, it's a ladder. This is not supposed to be hard. and Faw, I'm ignoring your posts because they only relate to your character and are incomplete commands or they are complaints about your stats.</b>

[Violet CLM]

What's going on?

[Radium]

<b>Your party is on a raft under a ladder. Much where they were a hour ago. Xion has been talking about how much he wants pasta and coffee. I think we can get back on topic now.</b>

[Violet CLM]

So... L33tz4n can't climb, but the wings can't fly that high either?