Just like back in the pre-Win3.1 days...

[Xion]

Scream: "FAW! GET ME OUT OF HERE!"

[Blackraptor]

Faw! Please pull me out! =(

[Violet CLM]

"Oh, hello. Do you think you could get me out of here?"

[Radium]

<b>"Don't yell at me, D=" he says.

[Violet CLM]

"I didn't mean to."

[Xion]

say: "pweeze?"
==Try to sound as cute as possible.

[Radium]

<b>"You looked like you were going to be able to get out back when you were trying to take off your pants," he notes.

[Blackraptor]

Say: "Can't you just pull me out?"

[Xion]

Say: "Shut up and pull me out."

[Violet CLM]

Quickly apologize in case you use Xion's suggestion.

I claim post 222222. :D

[Blackraptor]

..I don't think that'll get Faw to do it, Xion =\.

Say: "Faw, have you regenerated your MP yet?"

View: List: Spells: Faw

[Radium]

<b>"Oh yeah, that," he says. He takes a hold of your feet, pulls, and you go flying out of the air duct; both of you crashing into the wall and landing in a heap.
Faw has full MP. If you want a spell list, bloody go back and find it yourself. I don't have the file with me D=.

[Violet CLM]

"Thanks, Faw. Want to go raise some people now?"

[Blackraptor]

D= fine.

Command: Faw: Revive Uberbob

[Radium]

<b>"Maybe," he says indecisively(sp?).

[Violet CLM]

"Maybe?"

[Radium]

<b>"I dunno."

[Violet CLM]

"Ok... when do you think you'll feel like it?"

[Radium]

<b>Fawriel shrugs.

[Violet CLM]

"Well, tell me when you're ready, ok? Or just raise them when the feeling hits you."

[Risp_old]

I bet if a feeling hit Faw now it would kill him, unless he has regenerated some of his HP.

[Radium]

<b>"Well, tell me when you're ready, ok? Or just raise them when the feeling hits you," you tell him. You both stare at eachother akwardly for a little while.

[Violet CLM]

Stealthily adopt Faw.

[Radium]

<b>... huh?

[Xion]

go: North, North

[Radium]

<b>You walk north though two corridors, returning to the room with Fox in it. "G'day, mates!" he says.

[Ekardnamal]

"G'day. We was just wonderin' if you could sell us some mor' stuff. Wha' 'av you got?"

[Radium]

<b>Shuriken's Spells:
-Haste
-Bless

Fawriel's Spells:
-Martyr
-Heal
-Raise
-Mass Power Restore
-Visions

Your Intentory:
-thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitymanypagedla zerlightysuperflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfour seatsestrudelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Magic Mirror
-Sear's Exorcism Kit
-Ballista
-Gem
-Berry
-Leaves
-Wildflowers
-Fruits (2)
-CrazyT
-Spoon
-Ice Pick
-Photograph
-Vial of Middenite
-Katana
-NINJA Pants

<center>Felipe's Black Market
Bringing you only the best spells at an insane exchange rate since sometime last Tuesday!</center>

Trade items for spells (requires proper magic skill to learn):
-Curse (Enchantment, Lv1)
-Bless (Enchantment, Lv1)
-Haste (Enchantment, Lv1)
-Heal (Healing, Lv1)
-Magic Ray (Non-Elemental, Lv2)
-Enchant Doll (Doll, Lv2)
-Beast Call (Doll, Lv3)
-Firestorm (Non-Elemental, Lv3)
-Enchanted Rain (Healing, Lv3)
-Flight (Enchantment, Lv3)
-Banish (Summonging, Lv3)
-Mass Curse (Enchantment, Lv4)
-Soulshackle (Enchantment, Lv4)
-Legacy (Enchantment, Lv5)
-The Chaos Effect (Enchantment, Lv5)
-Terror (Enchantment, Lv5)
-Megawarp (Sux, Lv5)
-Implosion (Non-Elemental, Lv5)
-Clone (Summoning, Lv5)

Trade spells for items (spell will be lost):
-Sponge
-Butter Knife
-Tape
-Phoenix Down - Processed into fine power for maximum cheapness!
-Phoenix Tears - Now with less fat!
-Phoenix Feces - Freeze dried for storage!
-Oven Roasted Phoenix - The only part left!
-Fizbin of Misfortune
-Magic Pants
-Power Pants
-Wood Block
-White Mage (ground up and put in a bottle for storage =P)
-Lucky Spoon
-Enchanted Fork
-Perfectly Normal Knife

[Ekardnamal]

Trade: Martyr -> Tape
Trade: Spoon -> Enchanted Rain

[Radium]

<b>Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitymanypagedla zerlightysuperflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfour seatsestrudelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Magic Mirror
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Sear's Exorcism Kit
-Ballista
-Gem
-Berry
-Leaves
-Wildflowers
-Fruits (2)
-Tape
-Ice Pick
-Photograph
-Vial of Middenite
-Toothpick
-Mouse Bones

Fawriel has learned Enchanted Rain!
Enchanted Rain: Amount of health missing from most damaged unit is given to all allies.

[Ekardnamal]

We have to boost our party's enchantment skills... What are the enchantment skill levels now?

[Radium]

<b>Only Shuri and Faw are alive, and Shuriken has basic enchantment.

[Violet CLM]

Does Enchanted Rain work on dead people?

[Radium]

<b>No.

[Xion]

Bow to Fox
Say "Thanks!"
Go: South, West, north, west, north, west.
pull lever
go: north
Analyze: party

[Radium]

<b>"Thanks!" you say, bowing to Fox. You quickly return to your party (S, W, N, W, N, you had an extra N, W), pulling the lever on your way, lighting the room. Uberbob, Fooruman, L33tz4n, and Araches are in this room, dead.

[Violet CLM]

Hide Fooruman's hat.

[Ekardnamal]

"Faw, could you raise the rest of the party?"
Action: Bat eyelashes
"For me?"

[Radium]

<b>Fooruman's hat is nailed to his head.

Fawriel has enough MP to raise two people right now.

[Xion]

Say: "Could you raise L33tz4n and Araches for me, pweeeze?"
==Try to sound as pathetic as possible.

[Radium]

<b>"Could you raise L33tz4n and Araches for me, pweeeze?" you ask Fawriel, sounding as pathetic as possible.
"Why are you sounding as pathetic as possible?" he asks.

[Risp_old]

Say "Xion made me do it"

[cooba]

Say : "You didn't liked it? Anyway, revive them, sweetheart."

[Xion]

pat faw on the head
say: "because I want you to revive them, silly!"

[Violet CLM]

I think I like Risp's suggestion best.

[Radium]

<b>Aww, I was rather fond of "You didn't liked it."

"Xion made me do it," you tell Faw.
"Who's Xion?" he asks.

[Risp_old]

"Xion is evil. He forces people to do stupid things, expecially in battle."

[Xion]

Say: "Remember that chip we had? That was his. He went to a new plane and is now controlling our every move through a small metal box and a television screen."

[Radium]

<b>"Xion is evil," you tell Fawriel, "he forces people to do stupid things, expecially in battle."
"Why have I never seen Xion?" Faw asks.

[Risp_old]

Say what Xion said to say.

[Xion]

==Include: "I bet if we worked hard enough, we may be able to have him help us!"

[Violet CLM]

Include: "Although, I guess that probably wouldn't be a very good idea."

[Risp_old]

Include: "Since he would probably spontaniously die."

[Xion]

Include: "Am I rambling?"
==cock head sideways, in a *cute* way.

[Radium]

<b>"Remember that chip we had?" you begin, "that was his. He went to a new plane and is now controlling our every move through a small metal box and a television screen. I bet if we worked hard enough, we may be able to have him help us! Although, I guess that probably wouldn't be a very good idea, since he would probably spontaniously die. Am I rambling?" you finish, cocking your head in a cute way.

"... are you okay?" Faw asks.

[Violet CLM]

"No."

[Radium]

<b>"No," you say sadly.
Fawriel puts his arm around you. "It's okay," he says.

[Violet CLM]

Sigh. "I'll be ok. Being stuck in freezing air vents just isn't all that healthy or morale inducing."

[Radium]

<b>You sigh. "I'll be ok. Being stuck in freezing air vents just isn't all that healthy or morale inducing."

[Blackraptor]

Ask Faw: "So, do you feel like raising anyone?"

[Violet CLM]

"...I'm still kind of cold."

[Radium]

<b>"I dunno," he says.

[Violet CLM]

"Well, there's not really much else to do down here, other than wander around or talk to Fox."

[Xion]

"or we could..." Cough.

[Radium]

<b>"Well, there's not really much else to do down here, other than wander around or talk to Fox," you say.

[Violet CLM]

"...or, I guess, each other. Anyway, it's up to you."

[Radium]

<b>"...or, I guess, each other. Anyway, it's up to you," you finish.
"I dunno," Faw says.

[Xion]

Hug Faw
say: "Raise L337z4n and Araches, and I'll give ya a kiss..."
==attempt to sound seductive

[Violet CLM]

Sit down.
Look sadly at the dead Fooruman, L33tz4n and Araches.

[Risp_old]

if results are negative, slap Xion

[Radium]

<b>"Raise L337z4n and Araches, and I'll give you a kiss," you say, against your own will. You sit down and stare sadly at the dead Fooruman, L33tz4n, and Araches.
Fawriel sits there for a minute, then says "okay." In a crappy lighting effect, L33tz4n and Araches are raised from the dead! Araches gets up and rejoins the party fairly quickly, being used to getting raised. It takes L33tz4n a moment to figure out what's going on, but she seems to get the idea fairly quickly.

[Xion]

GROUP HUG
Kiss Faw
Say: "We found somebody who can help us raise Uberbob and Fooruman. I decided to take this as an oppourtunity to enact my revenge on him for leaving me dead so long."

pageclaim

[Risp_old]

Don't kiss Faw.

[Radium]

<b>You rush across the room, grab Faw, kiss him, and watch him fall unconsious. Everyone else is sort of just staring at you. You stare back at them for a while, then say "We found somebody who can help us raise Uberbob and Fooruman. I decided to take this as an oppourtunity to enact my revenge on him for leaving me dead so long."
"Who did you find?" L33tz4n asks.

[Xion]

"Oh, a Fox by the name of...umm...it'll come to me."

[Risp_old]

"This guy called Fox. He trades spells for items and items for spells."

[Xion]

"...Felipe Oliver Xei. He prefers to be called Fox, though. He has Phoenix Downs, in which we can get rid of our dumb and useless spells, like 'summon Butterfly' and get newer, better, and greater spells, or even phoenix downs!"

[Radium]

<b>"Oh, a Fox by the name of...umm... Fox. He trades spells for items and items for spells." You think you see Araches stop listening to you at the word "he".

[Xion]

"I'll lead the way."
Go: South
Pull Lever
Go: East, South, East, South, East, North.
Say: "Gre'tin, Fox!"

[Radium]

<b>"I'll lead the way," you say heroicly. You pull the lever and march down the corridors until you collide with a solid wall.
"Uberbob would be proud," Araches says sarcastically. L33tz4n nods with agreement.
You are in the room with the vent. Only exit is north.

[Violet CLM]

Somehow I saw that coming. Xion, use a map, ok?

[Xion]

"oops...It seems my time with faw has jumbled my brain."

Go: North, north.

[Radium]

Somehow I saw that coming. Xion, use a map, ok?
<b>He drew a perfect map in OC a few hours ago.

"oops...It seems my time with Faw has jumbled my brain." You stare at the wall malevolently and walk north through two hallways. Fox is still waiting in this room. "G'evnin' m'gal," he says, bowing again, "Ye bringed 'erselvs friends, Isee."

[Violet CLM]

Wonder if Araches is really a friend.
Just say "Aye.".

[Radium]

<b>You simply say "Aye", silently wondering if Araches is really a friend.

[Violet CLM]

Someone take over who knows the dialect, please.

[Xion]

say: "Hey, Fox...Can we se your inventory? These two have may spells you might really like =D"
==Attempt to do the blasted smiley.

[Radium]

<b>"Hey, Fox...Can we se your inventory?" you request, "these two have may spells you might really like =±." You attempt to say the smiley, but fail miserably.
"Certainly, m'gal!" he responds, not quesioning what a "may spell" is.

<center>Felipe's Black Market
Bringing you only the best spells at an insane exchange rate since sometime last Tuesday!</center>

Trade items for spells (requires proper magic skill to learn):
-Curse (Enchantment, Lv1)
-Bless (Enchantment, Lv1)
-Haste (Enchantment, Lv1)
-Heal (Healing, Lv1)
-Magic Ray (Non-Elemental, Lv2)
-Enchant Doll (Doll, Lv2)
-Beast Call (Doll, Lv3)
-Firestorm (Non-Elemental, Lv3)
-Enchanted Rain (Healing, Lv3)
-Flight (Enchantment, Lv3)
-Banish (Summonging, Lv3)
-Mass Curse (Enchantment, Lv4)
-Soulshackle (Enchantment, Lv4)
-Legacy (Enchantment, Lv5)
-The Chaos Effect (Enchantment, Lv5)
-Terror (Enchantment, Lv5)
-Megawarp (Sux, Lv5)
-Implosion (Non-Elemental, Lv5)
-Clone (Summoning, Lv5)

Trade spells for items (spell will be lost):
-Sponge
-Butter Knife
-Tape
-Phoenix Down - Processed into fine power for maximum cheapness!
-Phoenix Tears - Now with less fat!
-Phoenix Feces - Freeze dried for storage!
-Oven Roasted Phoenix - The only part left!
-Fizbin of Misfortune
-Magic Pants
-Power Pants
-Wood Block
-White Mage (ground up and put in a bottle for storage =P)
-Lucky Spoon
-Enchanted Fork
-Perfectly Normal Knife

[Xion]

check spell list

[Radium]

<b>Find it yourself. D<

[Xion]

Trade: Summon Butterfly for Phoenix Down

[Radium]

<b>Fox looks questioningly at you. "Ar' ye' kiddin me?"

[Xion]

Say: "Well, her's ah list ov ohr shpells."
Give Fox: List of Spells

[Radium]

<b>You do not have a list of spells.

[Xion]

Scratch my last command, to go back to the vent.


Say: "Fox, What would you give for these spells? Summon Soap, Summon Einstein, and Shadow Ring?"

[Radium]

<b>"You name it, and I'll let you know if I like it," he says.

[Xion]

Summon Einstein for a Phoenix Down.

==If No
====Then Summon Soap for a Phoenix Down.
======If No
========Then Shadow Ring for a Phoenix Down.

[Radium]

<b>Traded Summon E. (I forgot how to spell it) for Phoenix Down!

Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitymanypagedla zerlightysuperflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfour seatsestrudelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Magic Mirror
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Sear's Exorcism Kit
-Ballista
-Gem
-Berry
-Leaves
-Wildflowers
-Fruits (2)
-Tape
-Ice Pick
-Photograph
-Vial of Middenite
-Toothpick
-Mouse Bones
-Phoenix Down

[Xion]

Go: S,W,N,W
Pull Lever
Go: N

[Blackraptor]

NO! Einstein is gone! ;-;

[Radium]

<b>You pull the lever and return to the first room.

[Violet CLM]

Look around.

[Xion]

Use: Phoenix Down: Fooruman
Go: South
Pull Lever
Go: East, South, East, North
Say: "We brought yet another friend...master of Sux magic. He may have many things you might be interested in. =D"

[Blackraptor]

y'know, we could wait til Faw has full MP again so he could revive the remaining party instead of trading stuff for Pheonix downs.

[Violet CLM]

I agree. He's already asleep. Surely Fox has other, more useful stuff.

[Xion]

This is much more faster. We now have Fooruman raised, and all that's left is to wait around to raise Uberbob.

I'm sure Shuri and Araches would greatly appreciate this. :p

[Radium]

<b>To make a long, descriptive story short: you raise Fooruman and come back to Fox. "We brought yet another friend...master of Sux magic. He may have many things you might be interested in, =£" you say, messing up the smiley again.
"'M sorry," Fox says, "I dunt trade for Sux spells. Ah don't have ne'thing tha low en' value."

[Xion]

Sigh
"Okiedoke."

Analyze: Fooruman's spell structure
==Can he use Megawarp?

[Violet CLM]

"Well, what will you give us for Fooruman (the wizard guy), then?"

[Xion]

UR! Fooruman may be our only way <i>OUT</i>!

[Radium]

<b>Fooruman could probably use MW with some work and a lot of MP.

You sigh. "Okiedoke. Well, what will you give us for Fooruman (the wizard guy), then?"
"Yar sellin' me a wizard?" Fox questions.

[Violet CLM]

"Why, is that illegal? :'("

Claim page. ;( :'( :<

[Radium]

<b>"Why, is that illegal? µ®¨" you ask. You messed up that smiley worse than ever.
Fox looks questioningly at the elderly man. "Can 'e do 'nething cool?"

[Violet CLM]

"Well, he might be house trained... he can invert the colors of lenses.. sometimes he talks!"

[Radium]

<b>"Well, he might be house trained... he can invert the colors of lenses.. sometimes he talks!"
Fooruman scratches his ear with his foot.

[Xion]

Say: "Hey...Is there any way where, say, Araches can trade her Shadow Ring to have Fooruman learn Megawarp?"

[Violet CLM]

"Fooruman, show Fox here how well you can talk!"

[cooba]

I have feeling that Fooruman will bark instead of talk.

[Radium]

<b>@Xion: You can only change spells for items, and at an unfair exchange rate.

"Fooruman, show Fox here how well you can talk!" you command Fooruman.
The elderly wizard instincively strikes a dramatic pose and begins to sing. "First I was afraid! I was pertified! I was sayin' IIIiiii could never liiiiiiive without you by my side..."

[Violet CLM]

Blush.
Say, "Uhh... that doesn't mean he's actually attached to us in any way, you understand."

[Radium]

<b>You try to blush, only to discover you're naturally red. Expressions don't seem to be your strong point. "Uhh... that doesn't mean he's actually attached to us in any way, you understand."
"Aye," Fox responds, "but e' dosen't look to be worth varry much."

[Violet CLM]

"He's spawned more fan art than all of us put together. Probably."

[Radium]

<b>"He's spawned more fan art than all of us put together. Probably," you say to Fox.
"Aye d'no," he says, "'e seems kinda'... worthless."</b>

[Violet CLM]

"You're trying to say you don't want him, aren't you?"

[Radium]

<b>"Aye. Aye dunt blame ya' for wantin' to gerrid of 'im, but naught wid' me."

[Risp_old]

"Well, he would be useful if we could find Scholar Sam and teach him some useful magic, since he has a lot of mana..."

[Radium]

<b>"Well, he would be useful if we could find Scholar Sam and teach him some useful magic, since he has a lot of mana..."
"'At 'appendo 'ya can't teach an old dog new tricks', eh?" he asks sarcastically.

[Xion]

Sigh.
Say: "Well, what about Shadow Ring for Legacy? or maybe Summon Mythslayer for Legacy?"

[Radium]

<b>"Well, what about Shadow Ring for Legacy? or maybe Summon Mythslayer for Legacy?"
"Sorry, M'gal," he says, "'m not selling spells fer spells."

[Lem_Gambino]

Trade Sear's Exorcism Kit to teach Araches Magic Ray.
Check: Spells
Check: Party and stats
Ask: Fox: How long have you been down here, and why?

Edit: So much carp happened while I was gone...O_o

[Radium]

<b>"Ae fair enout' trade," Fox says. Araches has learned Magic Ray! The new rule about magic is that if you want to know the spells, you have to find them yourself. Spellcasting is harder that way. And I get to be lazy.
"How long have you been down here, and why?" you ask Fox.
"Ahv been down hear since y' caym down, and ah diddit tah sell yers stuff."

[Violet CLM]

"Couldn't you have sold us stuff while we weren't down here, instead of having to fall all the way down here to find you? Even if I was really the only one who felt it."

[Radium]

<b>"Couldn't you have sold us stuff while we weren't down here, instead of having to fall all the way down here to find you?" you ask, "even if I was really the only one who felt it."
"Bah, yar no fun," he responds.

[Xion]

Say: "Okay, I think we have enough for the time being...we need to see about an ally..."

Go: S,W,N,W
Pull lever
Go: North
Wake up Faw
Check Faw's MP

[Radium]

<b>"Okay," you tell Fox, "I think we have enough for the time being...we need to see about an ally..."
You return to Fawriel and kick him until he wakes up. He currently has full MP.

[Risp_old]

What is his HP?

[Radium]

<b>Full.

[Xion]

Revive Uberbob
Heal Uberbob
Go: S
Pull Lever
Go: E,S,E
Shuri: Cast Haste: Self
Shuri seperate from Uberbob
Shuri: S, S.

[Radium]

<b>You return to Uberbob, raising and healing him. Game saved!

NOTE: Instead of switching control back to Uberbob, I've decided to have Shuri and Uberbob both as controlable characters. Just say whenever you want to switch control or split the party between them. I already discussed this with Xion. Shuri is still the active character right now.

You cast haste on yourself, run into a wall, and die. Game loaded.

[Xion]

wha? Wait.

South
Pull Switch
East
South
East
South
Turn Dial South
Look around.


We should be in the room with the dial, and the furnace is due south.

[Radium]

<b>No, you wouldn't be. Stop trying to do everything in one post or I'll stop having mercy and you'll get REALLY lost.

[Xion]

DARNIT, JUST TAKE ME THERE. NOW!

[Xion]

Go: South (should be in the room with the lever, north path lit.)
Pull Lever (East path lights.)
Go: East. (Should be in another room with a lever, south path lit.)
Go: South. (Dial room. There's my error. East Path lit.)
Turn Dial South. (South path lights)
Cast: Haste: Self (Shri is now hasted.)
Seperate Shuri from rest of party. (Shuri alone.)
Go: South. (Into the furnace)
Go: South. (Through the furnace.)

[Risp_old]

<b>Stop trying to do everything in one post or I'll stop having mercy and you'll get REALLY lost.
</b>

[Radium]

<b>You burn up and die a slow, painful, death. Game loaded.

[Xion]

Shup, Risp.

[Xion]

Oh...so we can't get through it? Crud. We need Megawarp then.

We're in the party room, I assume?

Go: South
Go: West

[Radium]

<b>You walk up to the gate, but it has been closed and welded shut. A sign hanging on it reads "COOL kids don't play with power lines! -The Electric Company".

[Xion]

Stroke Chin
Get Keys
See if keys open gate

[Radium]

<b>WELDED shut, not locked.

[Violet CLM]

Is the gate breakable?

[Radium]

<b>Pfft, have I <i>ever</i> given you a breakable gate?

[Risp_old]

No.

Pageclaim.

[Lem_Gambino]

Check Inventory
Check Spells
Check Exits
Check Sanity for Uberbob, Leetzan, Araches, Shuri, Faw, and Fooruman.
Check Morale

[Xion]

<b>Pfft, have I <i>ever</i> given you a breakable gate?</b>Yes. Remember the wood door on the library? :p

[Xion]

Go: East
Pull Lever
Go: East
Go: North

[Radium]

Check Inventory
Check Spells
Check Exits
Check Sanity for Uberbob, Leetzan, Araches, Shuri, Faw, and Fooruman.
Check Morale
<b>Go find the inventory and spells yourself. D<
Exits are east.
Uberbob and Fooruman have no sanity remaining.
Morale is low. Party is hungry.

You go east and pull the lever. You then go east and north, returning to the suspended monolith. This room is unlit and perfectly quiet; you just barely stop walking in time to avoid falling off the ledge.

[Xion]

mumble "oops"
Go: South
Pull Lever
Go: North

[Xion]

btw..

<b>Intentory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitylazerlighty

superflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestr udelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Magic Mirror
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Ballista
-Gem
-Spring
-Berry
-Leaves
-Wildflowers
-Fruits (2)
-CrazyT
-Spoon
-Ice Pick
-Photograph
-Vial of Middenite
<hr>Uberbob(Move:2) Spells: Stoneskin, Enchant Weapon, Randomtacklemanashackle, Glitch, Spellshield
L33tz4n(Move:2) Spells: Summon Soap, Summon Water Elem, Summon Mythslayer, Summon Enchantresphere, Hypnotize, Hypnotism Ward, Glitch, Summon Rusty Iron Bat
Fawriel(Move:1) Spells: Heal, Raise, Mass Power Restore, Visions, Martyr
Shuriken(Move:3) Spells: Haste
Araches(Move:2) Spells: Haste, Bloodlust, Magic Dart, Life Drain, Shadow Ring, Magic Ray
Fooruman(Move:2) Spells: Sulfur Ward, Damage Wooden Surface, Disable All Paper Springs, Irish Ward, Melt Rubber, Invert Lense Color, Clean Mousepad

[Violet CLM]

That's Uberbob's inventory. Again.

(Did Shuri ever give all his stuff back, anyway?)

[Lem_Gambino]

Er...*brain explodes*
I'm going to make a map when I get home.

[Xion]

I'd assume Shuri gave the stuff back...

And I seem to have forgotten the Janitor's key ring.

[Radium]

<b>You mumble something random and turn on the lights. The clicking noise starts coming from the monolith again.

[Lem_Gambino]

South, West, West.
Check surroundings.

[Radium]

<b>That would lead into a wall.

Exits are south and... just south.

[Lem_Gambino]

I *said* south, ya doink. >(

[Xion]

That's the welded gate, duh.

Go: South
Pull Lever
Go: South
Analyze Surroundings

[Ekardnamal]

...I did miss a lot... *waits for Xion to give compass directions*

[Radium]

<b>@Lem: not all your directions worked out.

You pull the lever and return to the room with the dial in the middle. Exits are north, south, east, and west.

[Xion]

South is furnace,
East is to Fox/Vent,
West is to Machine/bars/lever,
North is where we came.

Turn Dial East
Go: East

[Radium]

<b>You turn the dial east and go east. Exits are north, south, and west.

[Xion]

Analyze South Path
Analyze North Path

[Radium]

<b>Both paths lead through doors and appear to be about equal. The lights do not go up the north path, but there is a light coming from the end of it.

[Xion]

Save Game

[Radium]

<b>Game saved!

[Xion]

Go: North

[Radium]

<b>You go through the north door. Fox is in this room, clearly wanting to sell you something.

[Lem_Gambino]

Do we need the CrazyT anymore? I think it's served it's purpose...and then Rad thinks up a puzzle that's nigh-impossible to solve without CrazyT...9_9

List spells for trade.

[Risp_old]

Actually, we traded it for a spell a while ago. Rad just forgot to take it out of our inventory.

here ('http://www.jazz2online.com/jcf/showpost.php?p=220266&postcount=5886')

[Xion]

...oops. ehehehe...I noticed a mistake.

Go: South, West
Turn Dial West
Go: West

(I can't navigate.)

[Radium]

<b>You turn the dial west and go that way. Exits are south and east.

[Xion]

South

[Radium]

<b>You go south. You are in the room with the machine on the east wall and the lever on the south side, blocked by bars.

[Xion]

Have entire party attempt to push the lever with Faw's spear through the bars

[Radium]

<b>Uberbob accidently drops the spear on the other side.

[Violet CLM]

Retrieve spear.

[Radium]

<b>The spear is out of reach.

[Violet CLM]

Even for the party member with the longest arms?

[Risp_old]

Use telekinesis to retrieve spear.

[Xion]

Use Katana to retrieve Spear

[cooba]

XION! NO! Do you want katana to fall there?

Now, sorta offtopic...


By Violet. Did you see that?... (ftp://ftp.tachyonlabs.com/pub/users/ttachyon/sam/Transgendersprites.gif)

[Radium]

<b>The spear is too heavy for Telekenesis.

You try to use the katana to get the spear. The katana falls through the bars, out of reach. <Go Cooba!>

[Xion]

Load Game
Go: East
Think

[Radium]

<b>Oh no you don't. Game saved.

[Xion]

Use Telekesis (sp?) on Katana
Retry

[Xion]

Radium has made me a proposition, where I can ask ONE question about the game. It does not have to be in Yes or No format.

The Question:

<b>What is our objective in this area, and how do we achieve that objective?</b>

[Radium]

<b>Uberbob tries to use telekenesis again and again, but only manages to recieve a bad headache.

Answer to Xion's question: To get out, using the exit.

[Xion]

Analyze: Bars

[Radium]

<b>The bars are made of indestructable metal. There is no chance of me letting you damage them in any way.

[Xion]

kfinebethatway.

Go: North, East, North
Pull Lever
Go: North

(Monolith room?)

[Radium]

<b>(North, east, north, north, actually)

You return to the room with the ledge. It is pitch black and silent.

[Xion]

YO!

I said North, East, North, <b>PULL LEVER</b>, North.

I turned the lights on.

[Radium]

<b>You edited that D<.

You go back and turn on the lights. The clicking noise starts coming from the monolith again.

[Violet CLM]

Attempt to communicate with the monolith.

[Radium]

<b>What do you want to say and how do you wish to say it?

[Violet CLM]

"We come in peace", using clicking noises.

[Radium]

<b>"Click click click click," you tell the monolith. There is no response.

[Violet CLM]

It stopped clicking?

[Radium]

<b>Well, no. It's still clicking, but it's not really in response to anything.

[Xion]

Analyze Room
==where is that lever?

[Radium]

<b>The room is a hallway that ends with a ledge. The ledge goes down as far as you can see. There is a monolith suspended from mechanical devices, making a clicking noise as if a gear is broken or missing.

[Xion]

Didn't you say that there was a lever in the room, like on the ceiling or near the ceiling?

[Radium]

<b>I don't think so...

[Xion]

Can anybody reach the Monolith, if they teamed up with anybody?

i.e. L33tz4n holds Fooruman who holds Shuri to reach the monolith.

[Radium]

<b>Well, no. It's both above you and in front of you, with the chasm below it.

[Violet CLM]

If Fooruman were to get really thin, would Uberbob be able to move him with the POWER of his MIND?

[Xion]

oh...wait.
Go: South
Pull Lever
Go: South
Turn Dial West
Go: West
Go: South
See if Fooruman fits through the bars

[Radium]

<b>Fooruman is still too heavy to move with telekenesis. And he can't fit through the bars because his skeleton is too big.

[Xion]

hrm.

And we can't grab the Katana with Telekenesis?

[Radium]

<b>It's still too heavy.

[Xion]

How is a piece of tinfoil too heavy?! What, can Uberbob move a plate of rice grain-by-grain??

This sux.

Control: Shuri
Use: Leg: Retrieve Spear/Katana

[Radium]

<b>How is a piece of tinfoil too heavy?!
I think Katanas can weigh anything between 3 and 40 pounds. Uberbob's maximum is ten. Let's say that this one wighs eleven pounds.
What, can Uberbob move a plate of rice grain-by-grain??
Yes.

You kneel down and stick your leg through the bars. Unfortunately, the weapons are just out of reach. And you seem to be stuck again.

[Xion]

Say: "help?"

[Radium]

<b>Your party looks at each other questioningly, until Araches finally says "I'm not getting near the bars."

[Xion]

say: "I don't care who comes near the bars, can somebody PLEASE pull me free?"

[Radium]

<b>Nobody in the party is stupid enough to get near the bars. The bars have caused nothing but trouble.

[Xion]

Beg, or attempt to.
Check: POV

[Radium]

<b>How do you wish to beg?

You are Shuri.

[Xion]

POV: Uberbob
Rescue Shuri

[Radium]

<b>Uberbob becomes stuck in the bars as well.

[Ekardnamal]

Action: Push on bars with hands.

[Xion]

attempt to squeeze through the bars

[Radium]

<b>The bars are sturdy and too small to pass through.

[Xion]

Claim Page
Use Page to escape from the bars

[Radium]

<b>Pg 163 bestows its powers of escapage upon you. Uberbob and Shuri are no longer trapped! But you're still on the same side of the bars.

[Risp_old]

Could we put some sort of item lock on having someone sticking something through the bars?

[Radium]

<b>No.

[Xion]

Save Game

[Radium]

<b>Saved.

[Xion]

Engage Battle System with the Bars

[Radium]

<b>You can not start battles with inanimate objects.

[Xion]

attack: metal bars

[Radium]

<b>Your attacks bounce harmlessly off of the metal surface.

[Risp_old]

Do the bars contain sulfer?

[Radium]

<b>No.

[Xion]

Continue attacking

[Risp_old]

Attempt to cut bars in half by chopping at them martial-artist style.

[Radium]

<b>Your hands are bleeding.

[Risp_old]

Have Faw cure hands.

[Radium]

<b>Hands are cured!