Just like back in the pre-Win3.1 days...

[Radium]

<b>It is highly unlikely he ran all the way to Antifoo Isle, dropped the lazer, and came back just in time to be killed.

[Strato]

Re done map. Ok, I missed the first link D=, but I fixed it =D. Who wants me to upload?!

Claim page

Go : East

[Blackraptor]

Action: Split 2 pounds of rice between the party.
Action: Eat rice

[Radium]

<b>Uberbob triumphantly leads the party east. You are once again by the berryless manaberry bush. You and the party sit down and eat lots of rice. Morale raised slightly!

[Strato]

Oh btw

List : Exits from the junkyard area
Go : East again

[Blackraptor]

Control: Stratn
Action: Upload map

[Radium]

<b>Ohyeah, junkyard exits: North, south, east, and west.
You lead the party east again. You are surrounded by forest. Exits are north, south, east, and west.

[Xion]

North.

[Strato]

Whoops, I broke my scanner. Time to do some repairs. Meanwhile south.

[Violet CLM]

Whoa. That has got to mean something.

[Radium]

<b>You go north. A small patch of blue flowers is growing by a tree. Araches gives you that "I hate you" stare.

[Blackraptor]

D=

Ask: Party for advice
Command: Shuri: Climb a tree and try getting a good view of the forest, and look for any citadelish structure things.

[Lem_Gambino]

Go: East

[Radium]

<b>Shuriken does not want to climb the tree. She and Araches are beginning to notice how they always die first.
You go east. You see the metal tree with the camera inside. Exits are north, south, and west.

[Lem_Gambino]

Go: North.
Eat: Faw: Manaberry.

[Strato]

Control : Stratten
Go : Travel Unsafe Inc.
Stock : Map
Get : Paid much moneys for the stock
Go : Spotplace

[Radium]

<b>Faw consumes the manaberry. He says it tastes like glue. MP restored!
Uberbob(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP50.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP30.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP20.gif
L33tz4n(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP70.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP20.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP20.gif
Fawriel(Move:1)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP70.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP30.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP30.gif
Fooruman(Move:1)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP50.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP70.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP20.gif
Shuriken(Move:3)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP60.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP20.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP30.gif
Araches(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP50.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP60.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP10.gif
Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitylazerlighty superflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestr udelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Magic Mirror
-Leprechaun Foot
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Sear's Exorcism Kit
-Zodiac, Evil Doll
-Ballista Kit
-Gem
-Spring

[Violet CLM]

Can Faw bring people back to life in advance, in case his magic is later depleted somehow?

[Xion]

Return: Tree with Camera
Analyze: Camera

[Radium]

Can Faw bring people back to life in advance, in case his magic is later depleted somehow?
<b>No. But if he could, he would be doing a very good job considering you're all alive.

You look closely at the camera. It is a small lense on the side of the tree covered with what appears to be bulletproof glass.

[Risp_old]

L33tz4n: hack camera

[Radium]

<b>L33tz4n does not have the proper software to hack. Nor any way of connecting with the camera.

[Lem_Gambino]

Action: Cut tree in half from the top to the camera.

[Radium]

<b>The metal tree is too <s>l33t</s> strong to be cut through.

[Blackraptor]

Action: Tape a peice of wood or tie something around the tree to block the camera.

[Radium]

<b>You stick a leaf to the camera lense and laugh at it's agony.

[Blackraptor]

Action: Wait a few hours, perhaps tell some humorous stories to attempt to raise party moral. Or just play charades to pass the times.

[Radium]

<b>In a few hours it'll be dark. It's about 8:00 now.

[Blackraptor]

Action: Take a vote on who should take the nightwatch.

[acid]

Mess with the camera's <s>mind</s> circuitry and programming by shaking the tree, barely letting a sliver of light go through a side of the leaf, etc.

[Lem_Gambino]

Action: Set up camp.
Ask: Fooruman: If he knows any Sux magic that involves setting up camp. (i.e.: Hammer Tent Spike)

[Radium]

<b>You have no camp and do not know how to make one. Fooruman doesn't know any Sux Magic that can help.

[Xion]

Shake the tree vigorously

[Lem_Gambino]

Cast: Bloodlust: Faw
Action: Use: Knife: Cut down a different tree.
Action: Cut tree into four posts.
Action: Drive posts into ground about one foot.
Action: Gather lots of leaves.
Action: Uses leaves to make a canopy thing on top of posts.
Action: Gather more leaves.
Action: Use leaves to make beds for everyone.
Action: Sleep

[Risp_old]

Why not go to that clearing Radium said that would be good for campsites first?

[Lem_Gambino]

Good point.
Go: East.

[Radium]

<b>East is blocked. Exits are north, south, and west.

[Lem_Gambino]

Go: South.

[Radium]

<b>You walk south. The forest still surrounds you, but a small red berry is growing on a nearby bush. Exits are north and west.

[Sciz CT]

Look: Berry
Use: BERRY IDENTIFING SKILLZ

[Radium]

<b>Berry is safe.

[Strato]

Get : Berry
Go : North
Go : North
Make : Camp
Win : Game
Dance : Poorly

Control : Strato
Get : Page : Spotplace
Go : Dennis

[Radium]

<b>Uberbob takes the berry and goes north and north again. He reaches the forest clearing. Uberbob does not know how to make a camp.

Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitylazerlighty superflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestr udelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Magic Mirror
-Leprechaun Foot
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Sear's Exorcism Kit
-Zodiac, Evil Doll
-Ballista Kit
-Gem
-Spring
-Berry

[Xion]

Faw: Remember place for town portal spell.
Use: Magic Map: Fort Strato on Pandora's Isle
Rest.

[Radium]

<b>The magic map is still not working. Fawriel tries town portal. It doesn't work. Something evil is going on =D.

[Xion]

<i>uh-oh...Rabid Island!</i>

Analyze: Forest

[Radium]

<b>The forest is made of large trees. The trees are on average about 40-60 feet tall and have smooth green leaves on the upper branches. Bushes, brambles, and several irrelevant wildflowers grow around their bases. The only form of wildlife is the birds.

[Violet CLM]

Follow LG's instructions to make a camp.

[acid]

go: west
go: west
go: west
go: south
presumably we should be on the beach now

[Radium]

go: west
go: west
go: west
go: south
presumably we should be on the beach now
<b>Actually, you would've gone through two walls and entered an unexplored area.

Fawriel cuts down a tree and makes four posts. Your construction gets about as far as making the canopy out of leaves, evidently not as easy as it looks on TV.

[Lem_Gambino]

Check: Spells. (How many times have we done this??? O_o)
Search: Anything to help tie the leaves together.

[Radium]

<b>You search for something to tie the leaves together. No luck.

Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitylazerlighty superflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestr udelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Magic Mirror
-Leprechaun Foot
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Sear's Exorcism Kit
-Zodiac, Evil Doll
-Ballista Kit
-Gem
-Spring
-Berry

L33tz4n's Spells (Expert Summoning, Hypnotism, Glitching):
-Summon Rusty Iron Bat: Summons rusty iron bat. Dispelled after a while. <i>The trick to winning combat is to never be unarmed. Never!</i>
-Summon Butterfly: Summons butterfly. Dispelled after a while. <i>I wrote this spell as a joke. I had no idea it would make it in a book.</i>
-Summon Battlebutterfly: Summons butterfly with niftular battle attachments. <i>Durnit, if my joke spell has to make it in a book the least I can do is give it an upgrade!</i>
-Summon MSN guy: A little more pathetic than Summon Butterfly. Gets fired after a while and commits suicide when MSN stock drops. <i>This is the worst spell. Period. MSN cast it, and look what happened to them.</i>
-Summon Einstein: Summons Einstein. Dispelled after a while, takes a lot of MP. <i>Top marks on my homework! Sorcery is fun.</i>
-Summon Water Elemental: Summons water elemental. Dispelled after a while and takes a lot of MP. <i>Water is a very destructive force. It can carve through stone or give the strongest warrior a painless death.</i>
-Glitch: Causes impossible events to stop happening, takes 2 people. <i>What can not exist, does not exist, but only a rare few can prove it.</i>
-Hypnotize: Only Mindmagic spell, puts enemy under your control. What enemy depends on MP used in spell and enemy's intelligence. <i>We all hate it when people don't do what we want. Owned!</i>
-Hypnotism Ward: Prevents Mindmagic spells. Takes a lot of MP to cast. <i>You know, I don't like the idea of having some old man with a wand in my head.</i>
-Summon Soap: Summons a bar of soap. Magically launched from hand at a fair speed. <i>As far as I'm concerned, there is no other spell for combat. This one does it all.</i>
-Summon Mythslayer: Summons a person specialized in slaying all magical and unnatural creatures. <i>Silver bullets, wooden steaks, mirrors, crosses, you name it, if it wasn't meant to exist he can kill it.</i>

Fawriel's Spells (advanced healing, basic seer magic):
-Heal: Restores one ally's HP. <i>The strongest warriors are those who refuse to die.</i>
-Raise: Revives a dead ally (takes a lot of MP) <i>After a long difficult battle, he defeated our strongest man. Little did he know, he had to do it again.</i>
-Mass Power Restore: Restores all allies' MP. Takes effort to cast; caster becomes tired and weaker for a while. <i>The more spells you cast, the stronger you are. The more spells your allies can cast, the stronger you all are.</i>
-Visions: View an enemy's full status, except for hidden spell effects. <i>Even the strongest warrior falls to an unknown enemy.</i>
-Town Gate: Teleport to a visited location. <i>We can't be in two places at once, but we can get pretty close.</i>

Uberbob's Spells (glitching, advanced enchantment, advanced doll magic):
-Glitch: Causes impossible events to stop happening, takes 2 people. <i>What can not exist, does not exist, but only a rare few can prove it.</i>
-Fysics Phalure: Uberbob is not yet powerful enough to cast this spell. <i>Sometimes the universe seems to be against you. Luckily, you're against it too.</i>
-Stoneskin: Increases unit's defense. <i>When we run into battle, the rocks we step on don't complain. Now we know why.</i>
-Enchant Weapon: Increases a weapon's speed, strength, ect. Takes a lot of MP, can only be cast once in a long time. Takes 4-8 hours to wear off. <i>Suddenly that pair of saftey scissors looks pretty dangerous</i>
-Telekenesis: Moves inanimate objects. Requires line of sight, lifts approximately 10 lbs at most.<i>Things often lie just out of our reach. If only our hands could reach as far as our minds.</i>
-Doll Ward: Prevents all Doll Magic spells. <i>Nobody likes dead stuff that moves.</i>
-Randomtacklemanashackle: Cast on an enemy target. Every time target casts a spell, a football player comes from nowhere and tackles them, then returns to nowhere. <i>Finally something those weak old wizards can't counter. Name isn't bad, either.</i>
-Enchant Doll: Brings a doll to life. Doll can be controlled by enchanter, and its personality is decided by the enviorment it is enchanted in. Requires doll. <i>The problem with summoned creatures is that they always vanish after a while. Some day the problem with dolls is that they don't.</i>

Araches' Spells (basic enchantment, basic non-elemental magic):
-Bloodlust: Increases unit's attack. <i>You know the feeling of strength and madness we get in combat? Now picture it in a spell.</i>
-Haste: Increases unit's speed. <i>Surprise is key. The enemy won't expect a heavily armored soldier to run like a cheetah.</i>
-Life Drain: Target's health slowly goes down. Takes a lot of MP, can only be cast once every long time. <i>When you have this spell, all you need is a large shield.</i>
-Magic Dart: Inflicts a small amount of damage, requires line of sight. <i>Why waste ammo?</i>

Shuriken's Spells:
-Haste: Increases unit's speed. <i>Surprise is key. The enemy won't expect a heavily armored soldier to run like a cheetah.</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

Action: Use bookmark to hold the leaves up.

[Radium]

<b>The bookmark is a piece of enchanted paper. It is not large enough to hold up all the leaves.

[Lem_Gambino]

Better idea:
Action: Cut more wood posts.
Action: Use wood posts to make a roof and walls.

[Radium]

<b>You cut more posts and construct something a lot like a wooden cube. Only you seem to have forgotten the door. Fawriel tries to cut one in and the structure collapses. "We need a better plan with this," L33tz4n comments.

[Lem_Gambino]

Slap: Faw.
Rebuild: House. This time, with a door. SJKSJNSJANJSHLW

[Blackraptor]

Action: Climb into a tree and fall asleep.

[Lem_Gambino]

I don't think that would be wise, considering the fact that we almost got BURNED trying to climb a tree once...

[acid]

Sleep under the stars and wait for impending doom

[Lem_Gambino]

That's why we built the house in the first place...to avoid impending doom. Of course, a house with shoddy construction can't stand up well to something like a meteor. (Don't get any ideas, Radium. XD)

[Radium]

<b>You rebuild the structure (wit' a daur, m'lad!). It is roughly 20x20x10 and empty.

[Lem_Gambino]

Action: Gather leaves to make beds for everyone.

[Radium]

<b>You fill the house with piles of leaves.

[Violet CLM]

And what time is it now?

[Radium]

<b>8:10.

Araches, who has been fairly quiet through this process, exclaims "that shelter is kind of crap. Kind of."

[Violet CLM]

Tell Araches you don't have a brick wall this time.

[Radium]

<b>Araches mumbles something and stops talking.

[acid]

sleep until morning

If you call that too vague, sleep until 7:00

[Radium]

<b>Everyone in the party sleeps on piles of leaves and is miserable.

Now 7:00. Exits are north, south, east, and west.

[Xion]

North.

[Radium]

<b>You head north, returning to the large stone structure with the ring around it.

[Xion]

South
South

[Lem_Gambino]

Examine: Stone structure.

[Radium]

<b>You go south twice. You are once again at the tree with the camera inside. A leaf is still over the lense.

[Lem_Gambino]

Go: North, North.
Examine: Stone Structure.

[Radium]

<b>You've already seen it once and it hasn't changed.
An amazing structure stands in front of you; a marble sphere at least twenty feet wide with a with a stone ring around it, slightly offset to the west, all up above you on a small monolith. Four stone blocks are placed around the structure.

[Xion]

Darnit!

South
South
Remove Leaf

[Lem_Gambino]

Inventory Check.

[Radium]

<b>You take the leaf off the camera lense.

Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitylazerlighty superflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestr udelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Magic Mirror
-Leprechaun Foot
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Sear's Exorcism Kit
-Zodiac, Evil Doll
-Ballista Kit
-Gem
-Spring
-Berry

[acid]

check morale

gather as many leaves as possible, and put them in inventory.

[Blackraptor]

Action: Put leaf over camera.
Action: Go east.
Action: Claim page
Action: Put page in invintory

[Radium]

<b>You can not take the page because it is not on Antifoo Isle.

You gather leaves and put them in your inventory. You also put one over the camera lense.

Morale is low.

[Blackraptor]

Action: Put leaf over camera.
Action: Go east
Action: Claim page
Action: Put page in invintory

*cough*

[Lem_Gambino]

Examine: Surrounding area.

[Radium]

<b>East is blocked. North, south, and west are open.

You examine your surroundings. Trees and bushes form the thick forest, and small irrelevant wildflowers grow in random places. The only wildlife is the birds. The tree with the camera is next to you.

[Xion]

West



Here's an idea, why not have "LOOK" be to look around at the current area. Just LOOK, nothing else.

[acid]

save

take irrelevent wildflowers

[Radium]

<b>You save and take some flowers, then head west. You are still in the forest, and a small patch of blue flowers is growing near by.

Game saved.

Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitylazerlighty superflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestr udelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Magic Mirror
-Leprechaun Foot
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Sear's Exorcism Kit
-Zodiac, Evil Doll
-Ballista Kit
-Gem
-Spring
-Berry
-Leaves
-Wildflowers

[Lem_Gambino]

Examine: Flowers.
Go: East, South.

[Radium]

<b>The flowers are small and light blue, shaped a bit like tulips. You remember how they froze the hook when you used it to pick them up.

[Blackraptor]

View: Directions to go.
Action: Go west (if available)
Action: Go west again (if available)

[Lem_Gambino]

Action: Pick some more Ice Flowers.

[Blackraptor]

Action: Pick some more Ice Flowers.

Ermmm, unless you want your hand to freeze off, then no.

[Xion]

Can't we use the leaves to pick them up and transport them? I mean, if you think about it, they'd be incredibly wonderful weapons...throw them at an enemy and the enemy turns to ice. ^_^

[Radium]

<b>Exits: South, east, west.

You go west. You arrive at the trench you met Fooruman at. Exits are east and south.

[Lem_Gambino]

Search: Trench.

[Radium]

<b>No items are in the trench. The trench is empty. Pity on the trench, Pokey!

[Violet CLM]

South.

[Lem_Gambino]

Action: Pity the trench.
Go: South.

[Radium]

<b>You head south. You recognize the bush where you picked the manaberry. Exits are north, south, east, and west.

[Violet CLM]

South.

[Radium]

<b>Happy to finally leave familiar territory, you and your party head south. You've reached a rocky shore that reaches out several feet. The water is fairly still and you can clearly see the bottom. Exits are north and west.

[Blackraptor]

Action: Go west.

[Lem_Gambino]

Action: Look in pool.

[Radium]

<b>You stare down into the pool. Fish and various other sea creatures swim through decaying human skeletons, nothing out of the ordinary.
You leave the rocks, going west. You've re-entered the forest, though this section look new to you. Exits are north, east, and south.

[Lem_Gambino]

Go: East

[Blackraptor]

Action: Go west (assuming you followed Lem Gambino's Directions)
Action: Go north

[Radium]

<b>Oh no, Lem and Blacky are in a directon fight! <s>Uberbob explodes!</s> Lem wins for being first.
You go east, returning to the rocks.

[Lem_Gambino]

Go: West, South, Dennis. XD

[Radium]

<b>You go back west (even though your party is getting tired of going in circles) and then south. In front of you stands an unnaturally high tree, going at least three hundred feet up. Someone nailed wooden planks up the side, forming a ladder.


You can not go Dennis because it is blocked. Exits are north.

[Xion]

Go: Up

[Radium]

<b>You try running straight up, but after several failed attempts Araches suggests you use the ladder. You climb the long ladder alone, since the rest of your party remembers bad things happening when you climb trees. At the top of the tree there's a small wooden platform from which you can clearly see most of the island. You can make out inca-style temples to the northeast and a gray structure through the thick fog to the west.

[Xion]

Head West.

If: Can't go West, Go North or South untill you can go West.

If: Path is blocked, Retrace steps untill able to continue west.

[Radium]

<b>Hay, no macros. You miss important stuff.

[Lem_Gambino]

Go: Back down, then north, then west, south, and west again.

[Radium]

<b>You climb back down the tree and walk north, back into the forest. West is blocked. Exits are north, south, and east.

[Lem_Gambino]

AHJSAJOIASOSLAIOSJIQJPSQJSO

Go: North, west, south.

[Violet CLM]

North.

And on that note, I think I'll just go and make a map for my personal reference or something.

[Radium]

<b>You go north, once again finding yourself at the old computer junkyard. Exits are north, south, east, and west. "We haven't been north or west from here," L33tz4n points out.

The forest looks darker to the west, while light sparkles oddly off the trees to the north.

[Violet CLM]

Map is done. :D

North.

[Radium]

<b>North, you go (got tired of starting sentences with "you"). Semitransparent greenish-yellow berry-like fruits grow from the trees above you. The light refracts through them, making colorful patterns on the ground.

<s>Be nice and share the map with Lem and the others.</s> Pageclaim.

[Xion]

...WEST.

[Violet CLM]

List exits. How high up are the berries?

[Radium]

<b>Berries are about three meters up (bwahahah, metric!!!!). Exits are north, west, and south. Continue west as Xi suggested?

[Xion]

WEST.

[Violet CLM]

Climb a tree and pick some berries. If that doesn't work, make one of those stacks of people and pick some berries.

[Xion]

Climb a tree and pick some berries. If that doesn't work, make one of those stacks of people and pick some berries.
<s>with Araches picking the berries</s>

[Radium]

<b>The party doesn't really feel up to another people stack, so you jump up and down like an idiot until you manage to get some of the berry-like fruits.

You walk west. The forest ends, and there's another beach here. The sandy shore has the usual skeletal remains scattered across it. You can make out something floating dangerously far out in the water.
Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitylazerlighty superflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestr udelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Magic Mirror
-Leprechaun Foot
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Sear's Exorcism Kit
-Zodiac, Evil Doll
-Ballista Kit
-Gem
-Spring
-Berry
-Leaves
-Wildflowers
-Fruits (2)

[Risp_old]

Examen: dangerous floating thing

[Radium]

<b>It is difficult to make out the object from the shore. It has no real defineable color and is partially submerged in the water.

[acid]

Look for exits

[Violet CLM]

Save, swim out and get it.

[Radium]

<b>Only exit is east.

You save and begin to wade out into the water to get the object. Just as you are able to put your hand around it, the current sweeps you out.

Uberbob is drowning D=. Uberbob needs help badly.

[Violet CLM]

Eat a fruit.

[Radium]

<b>You are too busy trying not to drown to have a snack.

[Violet CLM]

Put spring in water.

[Radium]

<b>You drown and die. Game loaded from before you jumped in the water.

[Violet CLM]

Shuri: Swim out and get it.

[Radium]

<b>Swimming out to get the object, Shuriten returns staring at it, confused. The object is mighty perplexing, perhaps undescribable. She hands it over to Ubertob who places it in his inventory, then Shuriken returns to the rest of the party to be confused as a group.

Obtained CrazyT.

[Violet CLM]

East, north.

[Radium]

<b>You walk back east to the fruit trees and go north from there. The forest ends, turning into a short stretch of plains ending with another shore. It's rather windy and cold here without the trees. Most of the leaves have been blown off of the trees near the edge of the forest. Only exit is south.

[Violet CLM]

South, south, west.

[Radium]

<b>You take two souths and a west. The forest leads south and turns dark. An eerie fog surrounds it. A path also leads west, where you see a beach in the distance. An old merchant's wagon sits decaying by the road, though no skeletons are visible.

Exits are south, east, and west.

[Violet CLM]

Search cart.

[Radium]

<b>You climb into the cart's door. Inside is a small wooden room containing empty bottles and the like. A large book is sitting on a table.

[Violet CLM]

Open book with Leprechaun Foot.

[Radium]

<b>You use the severed limb from the innocent mythical creature to open the dusty book. You've opened to the title page, which reads "Alchemy and Potion Mixing - AP Class Edition, 1604".

[Violet CLM]

Curl up inside the cart and begin reading.

[Radium]

<b>The book has about four thousand pages. Your party would probably get bored standing outside if you read the whole thing.

[Violet CLM]

Read the preface out loud.

[Radium]

<b>You read the preface aloud so your party can <s>sing along</s> hear.

"This manuscripte is fashioned en route for providing an sufficient understanding of the fundamental concepts and theories interconnected to bothe alchemy and forms of potion concocting. Wellbeing foremost, please ensure you possess each and every piece of the appropriate protection paraphernalia, including ye olde pail of water and ye olde buckskin gloves. We would furthermore have a preference to notify that a quantity of methods mentioned in this manuscripte may possibly be outdated if this manuscripte is used in the distant future, such as 1650."

[Violet CLM]

South.

[acid]

Go: Foo. It's a new compass direction!

[Lem_Gambino]

GUH ON A STICK >~<

Say: Infinite Spaz with your intellegence so bright, will you show the map so we can see what's right?
Go: North, East.

[Violet CLM]

Make your own. That way you won't lead us to... the junkyard, I think.

[Radium]

<b>Game spontaneously saved.

You wake up the party walk south. The forest turns dark and you can make out grayish trees through the thick fog. A path leads into the fog, though you can't see the end.

I have my own map and it's so wonderful and pretty and complete and has little doodles of Unfooruman all along the edges.

[Xion]

Continue

[Blackraptor]

Action: Consult the party whether to go further in.
Action: Go further in.

[Lem_Gambino]

Check Inventory.
Ask Fooruman if the fog is regular fog, or evil magic fog created by Unfooruman.

[Violet CLM]

Are we currently on a location, or on a path between locations? It's hard to tell.

[Lem_Gambino]

I think we're still at a location.

[Radium]

Action: Consult the party whether to go further in.
Action: Go further in.
<b>I love the way you make people feel as though they have a say even when they don't. Do you work for the American government, by any chance?

You continue forward into the fog. Suddenly, L33tz4n screams and you snap around. She almost ran into one of the dead looking gray trees, which has wrapped itself around a crushed human skeleton. Regardless of the warning signs, you continue forward. In front of you the trees bend in an arc, forming a sort of unnaturally symmetrical(sp?) hallway.

I'm considering this all one location, from just after the cart to the end of the hall.

[Violet CLM]

Ah. So, we're not in NEWS mode right now?

Walk down hallway.

[Radium]

<b>The light shines dramatically through the celing, giving the place a creepy feel. You and your party walk through the eerie halway until finally... you come out the other side. The forest ahead of you is green and happy looking again. "That was anticlimatic," Araches comments. Exits are east, west, and south.

(For the mapmakers, I consider this a new forest link entered from the east from the hallway)

[Violet CLM]

Wait... the East of the hallway? Isn't that that part of the forest south of the junkyard?

Edit: Oh, wait, I get it. Entered from the east. So you go west from the hallway and reach this cheery place.


Ummm... south.

[Radium]

<b>You think NEWS is evil, if the sun wasn't visible we'd be using RLFB.

Ye go south. The forest is still around you, nothing unusual is visible. Exits are north and west. Someone needs to post a map.

[Violet CLM]

Eep. RLFB? Without pictures?

West.

[Radium]

<b>Ungood move D=.

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http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Pacman.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Rock.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Shuriken.gif
Uberbob(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP50.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP30.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP20.gif
L33tz4n(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP70.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP20.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP20.gif
Fawriel(Move:1)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP70.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP30.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP30.gif
Fooruman(Move:1)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP50.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP70.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP20.gif
Shuriken(Move:3)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP60.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP20.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP30.gif
Araches(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP50.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP60.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP10.gif
Pacman(Move:1)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP100.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP40.gif
Pacman(Move:1)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP100.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP40.gif
Pacman(Move:1)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP100.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP40.gif

[Blackraptor]

Spells plz ;(

And no, If I was working for the american government I would live in america, not canada =(

[Radium]

And no, If I was working for the american government I would live in america, not canada =(
<s><b>Bush secretly lives in Iraq D=</s>

Uberbob: Stoneskin, Enchant Weapon, Randomtacklemanashackle
L33tz4n: Summon Soap, Summon Water Elem, Summon Mythslayer
Fawriel: Heal, Raise, Mass Power Restore
Araches: Haste, Bloodlust, Magic Dart, Life Drain
Shuriken: Haste
Fooruman: Sulfur Ward, Damage Wooden Surface, Disable All Paper Springs, Irish Ward, Melt Rubber

[Xion]

L33tz4n: Summon Water Elemental
Araches: Haste: Shuri
Uberbob: Randomtacklemanashackle Pacman1
Shuri: Move twoard nearest Pacman and attack
Faw: Wait
Fooruman: Sulfur Ward

[Radium]

<b>http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Pacman.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Uberbob.gif
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http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Pacman.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Fawriel.gif
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http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Pacman.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Rock.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Shuriken.gif
Uberbob(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP30.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP30.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP20.gif (Magic Mirror)
L33tz4n(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP70.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP20.gif
Fawriel(Move:1)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP70.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP30.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP30.gif
Fooruman(Move:1)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP50.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP60.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP20.gif (Sulfur Ward)
Shuriken(Move:4)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP60.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP20.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP30.gif (Haste)
Araches(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP50.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP50.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP10.gif
WaterElemental(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP40.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP30.gif
Pacman(Move:1)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP100.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP40.gif (Regenerate) (Randomtacklemanashackle)
Pacman(Move:1)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP100.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP40.gif (Regenerate)
Pacman(Move:1)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP100.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP40.gif (Regenerate)

Shuriken just stands there due to lack of compass directions.

[Lem_Gambino]

Good spork! And just one was too much to handle...XO

Claim: Page. How come no one else did this????
Action: Attack Radium with page. >=)

[Risp_old]

due*

[Xion]

Shuri: NE, NE, Wait.
Elemental: E, E, Wait.
Uberbob: E, E, Wait.
Araches: SE, S, Wait.
Rest of party: Wait.

[Radium]

<b>I switched east and west for you. Again.

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Uberbob(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP30.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP30.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP20.gif (Magic Mirror)
L33tz4n(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP70.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP20.gif
Fawriel(Move:1)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP70.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP30.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP30.gif
Fooruman(Move:1)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP50.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP60.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP20.gif (Sulfur Ward)
Shuriken(Move:4)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP60.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP20.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP30.gif (Haste)
Araches(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP50.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP50.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP10.gif
WaterElemental(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP40.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP30.gif
Pacman(Move:1)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP100.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP40.gif (Regenerate) (Randomtacklemanashackle)
Pacman(Move:1)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP100.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP40.gif (Regenerate)
Pacman(Move:1)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP100.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP40.gif (Regenerate)

[acid]

Uberbob: W, attack SW
Elemental: W, attack S
Shuriken: NW, attack SW
Araches: W, attack W
Leetzen: W, W
Faw: Heal Uberbob
Fooruman: W

[Xion]

<b>I switched east and west for you. Again.
Ah. For some odd reason I think Left is East. Sorry.

[Radium]

<b>http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Uberbob.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gif
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http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Tree.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/WaterElemental.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Shuriken.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/L33tz4n.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gif
http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Araches.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Fawriel.gif
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Uberbob(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP80.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP30.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP20.gif (Magic Mirror)
L33tz4n(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP70.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP20.gif
Fawriel(Move:1)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP70.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP20.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP30.gif
Fooruman(Move:1)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP50.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP60.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP20.gif (Sulfur Ward)
Shuriken(Move:4)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP60.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP20.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP30.gif (Haste)
Araches(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP50.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP50.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP10.gif
WaterElemental(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP10.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP30.gif
Pacman(Move:1)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP80.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP40.gif (Regenerate) (Randomtacklemanashackle)
Pacman(Move:1)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP60.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP40.gif (Regenerate)
Pacman(Move:1)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP100.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP40.gif (Regenerate)

Pacman two regenerates.
Pacman one attacks WE.
Pacman one regenerates.
Football player attacks Pacman one.

[acid]

Elemental: SW, attack SE
Uberbob: attack SW
Football player: attack pacman 1
Shuriken: SW, SW, attack E
Araches: W, attack S
Leetzen: SW, attack SW

[Radium]

<b>The football player can't be controlled, he's just a spell effect of Randomtacklemanashackle.
http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Uberbob.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gif
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Uberbob(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP50.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP30.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP20.gif (Magic Mirror)
L33tz4n(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP70.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP20.gif
Fawriel(Move:1)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP70.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP20.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP30.gif
Fooruman(Move:1)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP50.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP60.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP20.gif (Sulfur Ward)
Shuriken(Move:4)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP60.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP20.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP30.gif (Haste)
Araches(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP50.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP50.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP10.gif
WaterElemental(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP10.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP30.gif
Pacman(Move:1)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP60.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP40.gif (Regenerate) (Randomtacklemanashackle)
Pacman(Move:1)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP100.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP40.gif (Regenerate)

Pacman1 attacks Uberbob.
Pacman1 regenerates. Football player attacks.

[Risp_old]

How much damage does the football player do, and how much does Pacman regenerate?

[Radium]

<b>Pacman regenerates twenty. Football player does 20 damage.

To predict and answer your next question, you might say "OMB Uberbob's dinky manashackle is more powerfuler than Araches' life drain!" but remember that Randomtacklemanashackle only does damage when a spell is cast, while Life Drain is constant.

[Lem_Gambino]

It's leet, that's why. X)
Fooruman: Wait.
Fawriel: South.
Araches, Leetzan, Water Elemental: North, then attack Pacman1.
Uberbob: Attack Pacman1.
Shuri: SE, E, E.

This is fun. XDDDD

[Xion]

Shuri: SE, E, Attack E
Elemental: N, Attack NE
Araches: N, Attack N
L33tz4n: N, Attack NW
Fooruman: NE
Faw: W, Cast HEAL on Araches
Uberbob: Attack SW

[Risp_old]

Hmm... so, basically, the manashackle is a way to negate a packman's regeneration. Useful to know that, since we seem to fight them so often.

[Radium]

<b>Lem got it first.
http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Uberbob.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gif
http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Tree.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Rock.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Tree.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gif
http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Tree.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/WaterElemental.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Araches.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/L33tz4n.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gif
http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gif
http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Rock.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Tree.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Pacman.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Fawriel.gif
http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Shuriken.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Blank.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Rock.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/Fooruman.gif
Uberbob(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP50.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP30.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP20.gif (Magic Mirror)
L33tz4n(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP70.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP20.gif
Fawriel(Move:1)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP70.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP20.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP30.gif
Fooruman(Move:1)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP50.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP60.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP20.gif (Sulfur Ward)
Shuriken(Move:4)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP60.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP20.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP30.gif (Haste)
Araches(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP50.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP50.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP10.gif
WaterElemental(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP10.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP30.gif
Pacman(Move:1)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP90.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP40.gif (Regenerate)

Pacman regenerates.

[Risp_old]

Why is only one packman listed?

[Xion]

I think the first one died and the only one left is in the south.

[Lem_Gambino]

Because it is not leet. =0

Uberbob, Water Elemental, Araches, Leetzan: Attack Pacman1.
Shuri: E, NE.
Fawriel, Fooruman: Attack Pacman2.

[Radium]

<b>Oops, my mistake. It just was taking a second to fall down dead.

Compass directions plz D=.

[Blackraptor]

Uberbob: Stay
Fooruman: NW
Faw: W
Shuri: E, NE
Araches: Magic dart on pokeman.
L33tz4n: SE, SE

[acid]

Pokeman?!

You realize I have to draw a picture of pokeman now.

[Radium]

<b>Pokeman? It has no brown stripes. D=

Pacman dies! Everybody yays! Exp gained! Pick two skills in the party to upgrade:
Uberbob- Advanced Enchantment, Advanced Doll Magic
L33tz4n- Expert Summoning
Fawriel- Advanced Healing, Basic Seer Magic
Araches- Basic Enchantment, Basic Non-Elemental
Shuriken- Basic Enchantment

[Risp_old]

L33tz4n- expert summoning
Araches- basic non-elemental

[Radium]

<b>From her studies in Summoning, L33tz4n has learned Summon Enchantresphere!

L33tz4n's Spells (Master Summoning, Hypnotism, Glitching):
-Summon Rusty Iron Bat: Summons rusty iron bat. Dispelled after a while. <i>The trick to winning combat is to never be unarmed. Never!</i>
-Summon Butterfly: Summons butterfly. Dispelled after a while. <i>I wrote this spell as a joke. I had no idea it would make it in a book.</i>
-Summon Battlebutterfly: Summons butterfly with niftular battle attachments. <i>Durnit, if my joke spell has to make it in a book the least I can do is give it an upgrade!</i>
-Summon MSN guy: A little more pathetic than Summon Butterfly. Gets fired after a while and commits suicide when MSN stock drops. <i>This is the worst spell. Period. MSN cast it, and look what happened to them.</i>
-Summon Einstein: Summons Einstein. Dispelled after a while, takes a lot of MP. <i>Top marks on my homework! Sorcery is fun.</i>
-Summon Water Elemental: Summons water elemental. Dispelled after a while and takes a lot of MP. <i>Water is a very destructive force. It can carve through stone or give the strongest warrior a painless death.</i>
-Glitch: Causes impossible events to stop happening, takes 2 people. <i>What can not exist, does not exist, but only a rare few can prove it.</i>
-Hypnotize: Only Mindmagic spell, puts enemy under your control. What enemy depends on MP used in spell and enemy's intelligence. <i>We all hate it when people don't do what we want. Owned!</i>
-Hypnotism Ward: Prevents Mindmagic spells. Takes a lot of MP to cast. <i>You know, I don't like the idea of having some old man with a wand in my head.</i>
-Summon Soap: Summons a bar of soap. Magically launched from hand at a fair speed. <i>As far as I'm concerned, there is no other spell for combat. This one does it all.</i>
-Summon Mythslayer: Summons a person specialized in slaying all magical and unnatural creatures. <i>Silver bullets, wooden steaks, mirrors, crosses, you name it, if it wasn't meant to exist he can kill it.</i>
-Summon Enchantresphere: Enchatresphere's status depends on the amount of MP used (specify in casting). <i>Sometimes you need something battle-turning. Sometimes you just need a little help. This comes in handy all the time.</i>

From her reluctant studies in Non-Elemental Magic, Araches has learned Shadow Ring!
Araches' Spells (basic enchantment, advanced non-elemental magic):
-Bloodlust: Increases unit's attack. <i>You know the feeling of strength and madness we get in combat? Now picture it in a spell.</i>
-Haste: Increases unit's speed. <i>Surprise is key. The enemy won't expect a heavily armored soldier to run like a cheetah.</i>
-Life Drain: Target's health slowly goes down. Takes a lot of MP, can only be cast once every long time. <i>When you have this spell, all you need is a large shield.</i>
-Magic Dart: Inflicts a small amount of damage, requires line of sight. <i>Why waste ammo?</i>
-Shadow Ring: All troops, friend or foe, adjacent to Araches take heavy damage when cast. <i>Let them surround you. Make them sorry.

[Lem_Gambino]

What on earth does Enchantresphere do???
List exits.

Suggestion: Show how much damage each person heals/takes, and make some sprites showing all of the the dead and crispy people that went down in combat. That should make it easier to see what's going on.

[Radium]

Suggestion: Show how much damage each person heals/takes, and make some sprites showing all of the the dead and crispy people that went down in combat. That should make it easier to see what's going on.
<b>Dead people might take some work, but I see enough reson for a "Uberbob takes 40 damage! Uberbob dies!" type narration. Just because you used the word crispy.

Exits are north, south, and east.

[Lem_Gambino]

Go: North

[Radium]

<b>You go north. A small, round, stone building is in the forest here. A locked wooden door covers the only enterance. Exits are east and south.

[Violet CLM]

Hmmm. I seem to have made a mistake somewhere, then. Where are we relative to the Hall?

(Page claim in the name oF MISTAKE!)

[acid]

It's Pokeman! (http://www.marable-family.net/eli/Images/Pokeman.gif)

[Lem_Gambino]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOZZZZZZZ
He should be a summon. (hint, hint)
Check inventory.
Have Shuri and Leetzan attempt to haxor/pick the lock on the door.

[Me]

Yay. Took me around 15 hours to read this entire thing (seriously), but finally I'm finished. Now I will have a much easier time of watching <strike>the characters be complete idiots and watching them die</strike> the performance.

[Lem_Gambino]

Yay. Took me around 15 hours to read this entire thing (seriously), but finally I'm finished. Now I will have a much easier time of watching <strike>the characters be complete idiots and watching them die</strike> the performance.
Don't forget, you can participate in this thread, too.

[Me]

Not until something interesting happens. I.E: Not until a fight scene.

[Radium]

Yay. Took me around 15 hours to read this entire thing (seriously), but finally I'm finished.

<b>You are an amazing person. Period. And yes, Pokeman is awesome. And he's left handed.

Shuri and L33tz4n attempt to unlock the door, but have no luck.

Intentory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitylazerlighty superflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestr udelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Magic Mirror
-Leprechaun Foot
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Sear's Exorcism Kit
-Zodiac, Evil Doll
-Ballista Kit
-Gem
-Spring
-Berry
-Leaves
-Wildflowers
-Fruits (2)
-CrazyT

Uberbob(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP50.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP30.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP20.gif (Magic Mirror)
L33tz4n(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP70.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP20.gif
Fawriel(Move:1)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP70.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP20.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP30.gif
Fooruman(Move:1)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP50.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP60.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP20.gif
Shuriken(Move:4)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP60.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP20.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP30.gif
Araches(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP50.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP50.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP10.gif

[Xion]

Analize: Inventory

[Lem_Gambino]

Examine: Door/Door lock
Use: ThirdNote: Door lock
If that doesn't work, then
Use: CrazyT: Door lock

[Odin]

<strike>Have Furious throw a house at Wafflelord</strike>.

Ask the lock if it wants a baked potato.

-ThO

[Radium]

<b>Your inventory is too l33t to be analyzed as a whole.

You look closely at the lock. It's about two inches wide, circular, and with a keyhole. You try the Scraptstrudel in the lock, but it doesn't open. Next, you attempt to use the CrazyT to open the lotk, but it doesn't work. So, you ask the lock if it would like a baked potato. "Not really," it responds.

[Me]

<strike>Glitch the lock.</strike>

Hmmm.. your head a splode?

[Radium]

<b>"My head not a splode," the lock says questioningly.

[Violet CLM]

Ok, I fixed the map. All is good again :D

Fooruman: Damage Wood Surface (or whatever it was) on the wooden door.

[Radium]

<b>The spell bounces off the door harmlessly. "You can not injure me!" the lock screams evily, "I am inVINCIBLE!"

[Violet CLM]

Insert gem into lock.

[Xion]

I could say that you could insert certain things into the lock, but I don't think Derby would let me even refer to those things.

[Blackraptor]

I demand credit for Pokeman! (which was not a typo for pacman, I just wanted to see how easily I could popularize I name in this thread, and it worked!)

[Radium]

<b>The gem does not open the lock.

[acid]

you get 1/4 credit. You said the name, I made the character.

[Me]

Use: Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitylazerlighty superflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestr udelire on: Lock

[Radium]

<b>You don't know how to use the Thirdnotescraptstrudel. You don't even exactly know what it is.

[Violet CLM]

Propose to lock.

[Radium]

<b>Ehm, no.

[Blackraptor]

Politely ask the lock to open.

[Radium]

<b>"Nevahhh!" the door screams, putting emphasis on the H's.

[Lem_Gambino]

Say: Leetzan: "Open up, or we shall pwn j00, newb."

[Radium]

<b>Door does not care about your petty threats.

[Blackraptor]

Invintory check

Action: Take out Zodiac and make him open the door.

[Lem_Gambino]

Cast: Glitch: Door. It's not supposed to talk! Besides, Leetzan has no MP for Mythslayer...

[Blackraptor]

If you were referring the mythslayer thing to my post, Zodiac the doll is an item in the inventory, it requires no MP to summon.

[Lem_Gambino]

I wasn't talking about Zodiac. I was going to have Leetzan summon Mythslayer to get rid of the door, but she has no MP...:'(

[acid]

The door is a myth?



I go with Zodiac.

[Risp_old]

No, mythslayer defeats all impossible things, I believe.

[Xion]

Glitching destroys things that are impossible with just reason.

[Violet CLM]

Oh, right, if the lock was removed, it would be ever so much easier to open the door. Except not.

[Radium]

<b>Zodiac has no skill in unlocking doors. And no, the door is not a myth. Let's say a myth is anything from pre-1800 writings.

[Blackraptor]

Ask: Ask party for advice.
View: Invintory

[Ekardnamal]

Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitylazerlighty superflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestr udelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Magic Mirror
-Leprechaun Foot
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Sear's Exorcism Kit
-Zodiac, Evil Doll
-Ballista Kit
-Gem
-Spring
-Berry
-Leaves
-Wildflowers
-Fruits (2)
-CrazyT

What are what are the directions of the pathways leading from the door?

[Risp_old]

Who is this person and why does he have a signature full of quotes from Terry Pratchett books?

[Ekardnamal]

I'm a normal person, and I like the books... Pageclaim. :D

[Radium]

<b>Araches suggests you kill the door. Besides that, no. Exits are east and south.

Greetings, Kard, and welcome to 3.1. Please leave your soul at the door and your organs at the donation desk.

[Blackraptor]

Action: Kill the door.

[Radium]

<b>Araches kicks the door in. It shatters helplessly.

[Lem_Gambino]

Well, that was easy!

Go: Inside Building.

[Radium]

<b>You enter the building. Tomes and tomes of ancient books line the walls. L33t4n takes one down and opens it, flipping through the pages. "It's all written in n00b," she says, "I think it's about Sux Magic."

[Lem_Gambino]

Read: Books.
Learn: Sux Magic (if possible)

[Radium]

<b>None of the books appear to actually teach Sux Magic, they seem to all be about spells.</b>

[Blackraptor]

Action: Take a couple of books and put them in your invintory.