Just like back in the pre-Win3.1 days...

[Radium]

Completely miss any hidden meaning behind the words "mermaid friends".
<b>No, it was pretty much the only part of that sentence that wasn't a massive hint.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Org.


Hmmm.... it's been a while.

Control Faw.
Go look for berries.

[Radium]

<b>Xion comes back to life! =D God then smites Xion. D=</b>

[Xion]

<b>Xion comes back to life! =D God then smites Xion. D=</b>
I bet we all saw that coming.

[Radium]

I bet we all saw that coming.
<b>Aye, I'm running out of things to do to you.</b>

[Violet CLM]

I bet we all saw that coming.
Nah. I expected the order of the faces to be switched around.

Control Faw.
Go look for berries.

[Xion]

<b>Robot Xion jumps out of the portal behind the crate!
All the merfolk then instantly blast him, leaving behind nothing but an optical sensor, a Hunter's Licence, and a finger.</b>

There you go. Another way to dispose of me and another chance at my chip.

[Radium]

<b>Er... no. One more attempt to take control, bring (any) Xion back, or assimilate PSO elements into this and I'll brutally ignore any more of your replies.

Faw doesn't find anything.</b>

[Strato]

Any chaos food inside the shop?

[Radium]

Any chaos food inside the shop?
<b>No.</b>

[Violet CLM]

No chaos items... how about Traftonberries? (All that time and no berries grew at all?)
What happened to the mugged Merperson?
Tell L33tz4n that if she would work better with one of the Cyber Cafe Computers, you're sure you can get along fine with the merm - err, people - alone.

[Strato]

See, I don't understand that last sentence...

[Radium]

<b>I never said there were no Chaos Items, Infinite just asked some random question about food and a store. If you want the...
Items for Trade:
-Chaos Lightbulb
-Rope
-Lord of the Rings DVD
-Broken Lazer Light
-Pandora's Shoe
-Pandora's Can
-Twenty-Four Leaf Clover
-Bandana
-Basketball
-Pink Gumballs (10)

The game was loaded after you mugged the merperson because you were blasted to tiny little pieces immedietly afterwards.

And L33tz4n chooses not to leave. Not again.</b>

[Strato]

I meant are there any chaos foods in the trading post.

[Violet CLM]

Are there any objects beginning with Chaos, Trafton or No available in Upper Placespot?
What happened to the Merperson whose laser was taken while Uberbob was invisible?

[Radium]

<b>No, no relevent or useful items are currently available in Upper Placespot.

The merperson who had his lazer taken is now itty bitty little pieces that litter the ground.</b>

[Strato]

You ignored me...

[Violet CLM]

Excellent...

Take some Merperson pieces.
Search area near Trafton's Cave for Traftonberries.
Ask Trafton's Cave's Door if Trafton likes pink gumballs.


gtgcul8rhfgl=)

[Radium]

<b>No, Infinite, I answered you.

It would be somewhat suicidal to get close enough to retrieve any Merpieces. Traftonberries do not grow underwater. And Trafton's door is unable to answer questions, as it is an inanimate object.</b>

[Strato]

Ask the Trafton beyond the door if he like Pink Gumballs.

[Radium]

<b>No reply.</b>

[Strato]

Bang on door.

[Radium]

<b>No reply. Maybe Trafton is on vacation.</b>

[Xion]

Attempt to pry open the door with the LSOD.

[Strato]

Oddly enough, the real Trafton is on vacation.

[Xion]

Oddly enough, the real Trafton is on vacation.
So the game trafton cannot be on vacation too?

[scatman]

controll: uberbob
if: lowerplacespot=true
put bookmark of eternety 10 inch above ground
put the lock of the box on bookmark, just put it on top of it
use chaoscord to crush lock by placing it over the lock and pulling it up so it goes down and crushes the lock between bookmark of eternety and chaoscord

if: lowerplacespot=false
go: lowerplacespot
put bookmark of eternety 10 inch above ground
put the lock of the box on bookmark, just put it on top of it
use chaoscord to crush lock by placing it over the lock and pulling it up so it goes down and crushes the lock between bookmark of eternety and chaoscord

you take the dagger/knife and hand it over to someone in your party who has no weapons.

[scatman]

controll: uberbob
go: gerbill thing
use chaos cord to push away the stone

[Radium]

<b>You try that stuff and it doesn't work. Remember, the strength of a chaos item is only as strong as what it shouldn't be doing. If you can't crush the lock with your hands, you can't crush it by pushing or pulling the Cord.</b>

[Xion]

Pry open the door to trafton's cave with the LSOD.

[Radium]

<b>If you have ever tried to open a door with a lacrosse stick, you will know how this turns out.


(aka no)</b>

[Xion]

Are there any windows?

[Radium]

<b>No, caves generally don't have those.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Catch a fish with Lacrosse Stick of Doom.
Check inventory.

[Radium]

<b>The fish are doing a grand job of avoiding you. Perhaps I'm giving some stuff away, but if you caught a fish you'd have no reason to go past the Chaos Ward.

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grape (in throat)
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key
-Crystal
-Chaos Oil
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Wafflepieces
-KeyInACloak
-Druid Robe
-Sea Lemon
-Lacrosse Stick Of Doom
-Siren's Box
-Bookmark of Eternity</b>

[Violet CLM]

Control: Fawriel.
Catch Fish.

Control: Uberbob.
Check if Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire is usable as breathing equipment.

[Radium]

<b>Uberbob remains unsure of the Scraptstrudel's use. And Fawriel finds no fish. Mean, aren't I?</b>

[Xion]

there we go.

Let's have L33tz4n and Uberbob go back up to the surface.

Remove the Chaos Grape from L33tz4n's throat, and have Shuri choke on it. (VERY VERY IMPORTANT)

Then, let's have Shuri and Uberbob go down as L33tz4n works on the laser.

SAVE THE GAME!!!

Manipulate the thirdnote into a large rope of junk.

Have Shuri grab the thirdnote rope, take the LSOD, Take a deep breath, and remove the grape. She will have a set amount of posts (I'm guessing anywhere from five to fifteen) before she runs out of air, so we need to work quickly. Have Shuri swim as fast as possible (she is the only one that can swim) on the other side of the ward, as far as the thirdnote rope will take her. If she runs out of slack, have her keep swiming to possibly drag you past the ward. If not, have her tug twice on the rope. That means she is out of slack, and is letting go. If she finds something on the other side while holding on to the thirdnote rope, three tugs. If she needs to quick get back out because she's low on air, two quick tugs and a hard pull. If she has gotten whatever we need on the other side of the ward, four tugs.

If 2 tugs, wait patiently untill you get 4 tugs or the 2-1 combo.
if three tugs, wait again untill 4 tugs or the 2-1 combo.
If the 2-1 combo is done, Pull as fast as possible and get the grape back into shuri's throat as quickly as possible.
If 4 tugs, then pull shuri back to you and give her back the grape to choke on again.

[Radium]

<b>Before you try anything big, it's time for...

Random Enemy Encounter!
Merman Battlemage Attacks!
Abilities: Non-elemental magic, two attacks
Merman Sporkwielder attacks!
Abilities: Chaos Aura
Bob the Fish attacks!
Abilities: Self Destruct


Bob the Fish defends
Merman Sporkwielder defends
> Uberbob takes 10 damage
> L33tz4n takes 10 damage
Merman Battlemage casts OwRay
> L33tz4n takes 20 damage
Merman Battlemage casts OwWave
> L33tz4n takes 15 damage
> Uberobob takes 15 damage

Uberbob and L33tz4n's move.

[Violet CLM]

Uberbob: Thrust Bob the Fish into Battlemager's face.
L33tz4n: Gently toss Sporkwielder away from Chaos Ward.

[Xion]

Summon Water Elemental
Attack with the LSOD
claim page
attack with flying page attack

[Radium]

<b>Unknown posted first. But I'll follow Xion's directions, they were better.

Oberbob attacks with LSOD and page
> Merman Sporkwielder gains 10 HP
L33tz4n summons Water Elemental
Water Elemental attacks
> Merman Battle Mage takes 30 damage
Merman Battle Mage casts Misfortune on Uberbob
> Uberbob accidently walks under thirteen ladders, breaks a mirror and sees a black cat! No, they all dissapear afterwards.
Merman Battle Mage casts Misfortube on Merman Sporkwielder
> Merman sporkwielder has found a golden horseshoe with seven leprachauns trapped inside it!
Merman Sporkwielder defends
> Uberbob takes 20 damage
Bob the Fish attacks
> L33tz4n dodges
</b>

[Violet CLM]

Water Elemental: Attack Battle Mage.
L33tz4n: Take massage from Sporkwielder.
Uberbob: Catch Bob the Fish in LSOD.

[Xion]

Uberbob attack with LSOD
L33tz4n summon another Water Elemental
Water Elemental attack with page

[Radium]

<b>Misfortune takes effect on Uberbob
> Uberbob has spilled the Chaos Oil on the Chaos Cord!
Water Elemental attacks
> Battle Mage loses 30 HP
> Battle Mage is dead!
Uberbob swings LSOD at Bob the Fish
> Bob the Fish dodges
L33tz4n takes Massage from Sporkwielder
> Sporkwielder has imploded!
Bob the Fish self-destructs!
> Bob the Dish has been obliterated!
> Golden Horseshoe has been obliterated!
> All the Leprachauns have been obliterated!
> Dead Battle Mage has been obliterated!
> Sporkwielderpieces have been obliterated!
> Xion appears, and is obliterated!
> Uberbob takes 30 damage
> L33tz4n takes 30 damage

You have won the combat... sort of!

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grape (in throat)
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key
-Crystal
-Emptey Can
-Chaos Coil
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Wafflepieces
-KeyInACloak
-Druid Robe
-Sea Lemon
-Lacrosse Stick Of Doom
-Siren's Box
-Bookmark of Eternity</b>

[Xion]

check ground for prizes

[Radium]

<b>You have found dirt!</b>

[Xion]

cool.

Keep it seperate from thirdnote and follow my plan.

[Radium]

<b>Two problems: The Chaos Cord is gone, and the Scraptstrudel can not be modified. Haha, life is mean.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Wouldn't spilling Chaos Oil cause it to stay in the can?

Examine Chaos Coil.
Check Health of Uberbob.
Check Health of L33tz4n.

[Xion]

not modified...manipulated. Different.

Anyways...Save now.

Try throwing the dirt in the mermen's eyes and jack their rifle

[Radium]

Wouldn't spilling Chaos Oil cause it to stay in the can?
<b>If it made sense all the time, would it still be a Chaos Item? The Chaos Oil can is empty, now part of the Chaos Coil. The Chaos Coil is like a super-solidified spring.

Game saved.

Throwing dirt could be a good idea, except there's too many Merpeople to all blind and if you got close enough to throw dirt they'd blast your head open.</b>

[Strato]

Invinitory check.

[Violet CLM]

Check health of: Uberbob, L33tz4n, Water Elemental.

Go up to Chaos Ward.
Put back in Chaos Coil.
Point Chaos Coil away from Chaos Ward.
Deattach Uberbob to Chaos Coil.
Pull Chaos Coil forwards.
Hold on tighter.

[Radium]

<b>Water Elemental was dispelled at the end of combat. Uberbob follows your directions regarding the Chaos Coil. He smashes into the Chaos Ward =D

Uberbob HP: 1
L33tz4n HP: 1
=D =D =D
</b>

[Strato]

You just had to do an autosave while we were at 1 hp didn't you.

[Violet CLM]

Uberbob follows your directions regarding the Chaos Coil. He smashes into the Chaos Ward
Nothing like a little fun.

Suck on sea lemon.

[Radium]

<b>Uberbob sucks on the Sea Lemon. Uberbob has 2 HP!</b>

[Violet CLM]

Hmmm... the Chaos Coil seems to be able to move heavy weights, possibly because it shouldn't be able to.

Use (including all the opposite commands and stuff) Chaos Coil on Big Stone Block in front of the Temple of the Gerbil.

[Radium]

<b>You try to move the stone, but it turns out to be nailed, taped, cemented, glued, and tied to the ground.


There was a hint about eight posts back.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Force Chaos Grape further into throat.
Return Chaos Grape to inventory.
Try breathing.

[Radium]

<b>You are choking on saltwater. D=</b>

[Violet CLM]

Post time limit?

[Radium]

<b>Well, you breathed in, so I'll give you two posts.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Don't choke on Chaos Grape.

[Radium]

<b>You choke on the Chaos Grape and can breathe again.</b>

[Xion]

...Who knows healing spells? Faw?

Check: all allies.
--Healing spells

[Strato]

Only Faw.

[Radium]

<b>Magic skills:

Uberbob: Glitching
Fawriel: Expert Healing
Araches: Advanced Enchantment
L33tz4n: Basic Summoning, Glitching
Foo: Basic Sux Magic
Shuriken: Basic Enchantment</b>

[Xion]

Have Uberbob and L33tz4n surface and rejoin party with faw.

Have faw heal both of them to full health or untill faw's magic runs out.

Submerge back into the water.
SAVE
Go to the Ward.
Surface.
Swim about 20ft straight foreward.
Dive back down


Theoretically, the ward will not affect the chaos grape if we go far enough out.

[Radium]

<b>That little problem comes up once again: The Chaos Cord was your method of surfacing. You could tie weights to Faw and throw him down to Uberbob, but he'd probably die.</b>

[Strato]

Then go through with the plan!

[Radium]

<b>Er... what?</b>

[scatman]

you could use the chaos coil to surface.
save.
controll all party:
go to Pandora island


try using the car and bookmark to crush lock
(put bookmark of eternety 10 inch above ground
put the lock of the box on bookmark, just put it in front of it
use car to crush lock, like remove the chaos coil from the front of the car ( likely it is going to be stuck on the front bumper )
place the lock and bookmark in front of the spring. let Araches drive in full reverse the spring should move the car forwards as you try to go backwards and will crush the lock with the force of a 256 cylinder engine at full throttle. (dont forger to try and not chrush the lock so it willl add extra precision on crushing)

[Violet CLM]

But wouldn't the force of impact will merely oppose itself... remember earlier the Chaos Cord had to be pulled forwards and then held tighter... why wouldn't the box just go flying off, anyway?
Also, I don't really think your idea of the spring sending the car forwards if it's attached to the front while the car is going backwards would work. The other way around I can see, but it just doesn't make enough sense.


...I shouldn't be thinking at this hour. It doesn't work right.

[Radium]

<b>The Chaos Coil can't be used to reach long distances, it can only stretch about a foot. There is a reason for it's existance, though.</b>

[Xion]

Point the chaos coil upwards, and try to spread it apart. Theoretically it will slingshot us up to the surface.

[Ducky]

Watch it, okay guys? Keep this nice. Especially you Xion.

[Xion]

<b>Magic skills:

Uberbob: Glitching
Fawriel: Expert Healing
Araches: Advanced Enchantment
L33tz4n: Basic Summoning, Glitching
Foo: Basic Sux Magic
Shuriken: Basic Enchantment</b>
And radium, What is the range of Fawriel's healing spell? <yum-yum Resta Range!!! n.n>

[Radium]

And radium, What is the range of Fawriel's healing spell? <yum-yum Resta Range!!! n.n>
<b>Long distance heal is only possible by combining healing magic with some other form. And the Coil will not stretch far enough to have the negative energy to shoot you to the surface. Misfortune is a powerful non-elemental spell, takes quite a while to wear off.

I agree with Ducky. <let's vote Xion off teh forums!></b>

[Xion]

Place the chaos coil on the chaos ward, and stretch it.

Like a pinball machine

[Radium]

<b>You try to touch the Coil to the Chaos Ward, but it can't seem to get within three inches of it's surface.
You suddenly hear a drilling noise coming from the direction of the stone arena. It stops briefly afterwards.

Pageclaim.</b>

[Xion]

Save
Go to the arena area

[Radium]

<b>You go to the arena. Though nobody is in sight, a large sign has been pinned into the ground.
<center>
Future site of
SCHOLAR SAM'S MAGIC ACADEMY
teaching any magic skill in four posts or less
</center>
A stack of catalogs is in a box on the side of the sign.</b>

[Xion]

Take a catalog.

[Radium]

<b>You take the catalog and flip through it. The whole thing is essentially a commercial for Scholar Sam's, except it contains a nice listing of the nine forms of magic.

http://www.foxmage.com/DollMagic.gif http://www.foxmage.com/Enchantment.gif http://www.foxmage.com/Glitching.gif http://www.foxmage.com/HealingMagic.gif http://www.foxmage.com/MindMagic.gif http://www.foxmage.com/Non-ElementalMagic.gif http://www.foxmage.com/SeerMagic.gif http://www.foxmage.com/Summoning.gif http://www.foxmage.com/SuxMagic.gif </b>

[Violet CLM]

Would you be so kind as to categorize the various points on this list?
Dark Arts (Araches has a college education in it)
Suxball (Cast by Faw)
Masshurt (Cast by Faw)
Self Destruction (Bob the Fish's signature move)
Load Game (counts as magic according to the dark chaos energies)
Chaos Magic (uhhh... you know)
Noberries and Traftonberries (seem magical enough)


Oh, and what is the catalog made out of?

[Radium]

<b>
Dark Arts (Araches has a college education in it)

Dark Mages are trained to be good at using offensive Enchantment spells.

Suxball (Cast by Faw)

Probably a low level Sux Magic or Non-Elemental spell. Most lower level spells don't take skill in that magic school to cast, but aren't as powerful.

Masshurt (Cast by Faw)

See above.

Self Destruction (Bob the Fish's signature move)

Non-Elemental.

Load Game (counts as magic according to the dark chaos energies)

Seer spell. As explained, some spells can be cast at a lower power without skill.

Chaos Magic (uhhh... you know)

Chaos is a sort of subcategory of all magic skills. Any skill will probably contain one or two chaos things.

Noberries and Traftonberries (seem magical enough)

Traftonberries and Noberries are enchanted with a powerful form of the Enchantment spells "Randomism" and "Transform".

You could theoretically categorise spells other ways; by element, Chaos/Order, offensive/defensive, but this perticular society uses these nine categories. And the catalog is paper.</b>

[Violet CLM]

And where did the paper come from?
(Forgot to ask about Fireball, Iceball, Earthball, Noball and Waterball if it was cast, which I forget)

Could Faw concievably use his healing skills to bring back forgotten memories?

[Radium]

And where did the paper come from?
<b>Japan.
(Forgot to ask about Fireball, Iceball, Earthball, Noball and Waterball if it was cast, which I forget)
SUX MAGIC.
Could Faw concievably use his healing skills to bring back forgotten memories?
Probably not.

Let me explain my wonderful magic system in one large paragraph. Doll Magic includes any spell that makes inanimate things do your bidding. Though enchanting dolls, scarecrows, action figures, ect is a popular form, it also includes some telekenisis things. Enchantment is a very large group, but none of the spells can actually modify you or an enemy's HP. They generally increase an ally's skill or decrease an enemy's. Glitching only contains one spell, but couldn't fit in any other category. Though you can get it to work sometimes with extensive training, only those who are naturally gifted with it can get it to work all the time. Healing magic, as suggested, focuses on healing and raising allies. It contains a few HP draining offensive spells too. Like Glitching, Mindmagic only has one spell. It regards the control of living things by use of hypnotism(sp?). Non-elemental magic is almost entirely direct-damage. It has a few spells, like Misfortune, that are just too mean to be an enchantment. Seer magic has spells that allow you to see things that are happening, have happened, or will happen. Summoning focuses on calling things to help you. Lastly, Sux Magic is the largest category. It's not really all the spells with the word "sux" in them, it's just that all the spells... well, suck. The spells are so specific there's generally only one use for them, but if you're ever in that situation you'll be thankful you know them. Spells like "summon paint remover during Christmas" and "disable all plastic springs" are common Sux Magic skills.</b>

[Xion]

Few questions...

Where does Color Magic land? I am talking about White, Black, Red, and Blue magic-class spells.

Time magic, like to distort the plane of time? (If this is mastered then NOBODY can die! Problem is: we would have to redo everything before the undo, it seems.

Can we learn Grants? (Grants is a light-based technique that pierces the enemy with hundreds of arrows of light. Slow casting time.)

Can we animate the Thirdnote with a spell?

[Violet CLM]

Time magic, like to distort the plane of time? (If this is mastered then NOBODY can die! Problem is: we would have to redo everything before the undo, it seems.
Well, according to Radium, Load Game is a seer spell, so I assume that applies to these as well. But I'm really only here because I'm putting off doing my homework, so I may not be the most trusted source.

[Xion]

Well, according to Radium, Load Game is a seer spell, so I assume that applies to these as well. But I'm really only here because I'm putting off doing my homework, so I may not be the most trusted source.
True, but I am talking about physically manipulating time, i.e. making 1 second a minute or 1 minute a second. Also, if we can manipulate time outside the world we are in, perhaps we can manipulate it into the pioneer project being launched? It may be a stretch, Radium may not like my idea, but we may be able to ressurect Robot Xion, and maybe even save everything PSO. ^_^

[Radium]

<b>All Xion's posts are now officially being ignored in this game. Have a nice day.</b>

[Xion]

<b>All Xion's posts are now officially being ignored in this game. Have a nice day.</b>
Bite me and answer my questions, face.

[Radium]

Bite me and answer my questions, face.
<b>One more attempt to take control, bring (any) Xion back, or assimilate PSO elements into this and I'll brutally ignore any more of your replies. This answer should do fine.</b>

[Xion]

Just answer the questions.

Color Magic?
Time Magic?
Grants?

[Radium]

<b>I'm ignoring you. Go play in misc; I hear they installed a swimming pool.</b>

[Strato]

How big is it?

[Radium]

<b>300 KB.</b>

[Strato]

Nice. Now, this thread will die until unknown gets back here.

[Radium]

<b>But it will die in a Xion-free land. Isn't that what we all ultimately hope for?</b>

[Violet CLM]

Does the catalog mention anything about when the academy is supposed to open?

Check Inventory.
Check HP.
Check L33tz4n's HP.
Have friendly - yet not paticularly essential to the game - conversation with L33tz4n.

[Radium]

<b>Something like ~500 posts.

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grape (in throat)
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key
-Crystal
-Emptey Can
-Chaos Coil
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Wafflepieces
-KeyInACloak
-Druid Robe
-Sea Lemon
-Lacrosse Stick Of Doom
-Siren's Box
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Dirt

Uberbob HP: 6%
L33tz4n HP: 5%

You talk to L33tz4n a bit about the magic system. She also agrees that it kind of sucks.</b>

[Xion]

Fine.

I hope that you will then learn that I am basically the heart of this thread and you are killing it yourself by ignoring me.

One last chance.

What category does Color Magic fit under?
Can we learn Time Magic?

[Radium]

<b>I hope that you will then learn that I am basically the heart of this thread and you are killing it yourself by ignoring me.
Fourth highest replier is hardly the heart. Maybe the large intestine.
One last chance.
Okay.
What category does Color Magic fit under?
Can we learn Time Magic?
There goes your last chance.</b>

[Strato]

4th highest...
1st is the DM
2nd is the Heart
3rd is the Brain, who dosen't play
...
I think that there isn't much left...

[Xion]

DUDE: COLOR MAGIC AND TIME MAGIC IS <font size="100">NOT</font> PSO RELATED! IT IS FFTA RELATED!!!

(anticaps)

[Radium]

<b>Okay, I'll give Xion ONE MORE CHANCE. First, understand that PSO and that FFTA thing are fictional, this is fictional, but they're both different fictions. No PSO. No color magic or that light thing. This is your LAST CHANCE, Xion, before I am forced to remove this thread's large intestine. This is the WIN3.1 GAME. Nothing else. Just that.</b>

[Xion]

okay then...

Can any doll spells be used to animate the Thirdnote?

<s>Can any spell we learn manipulate time?</s>

(The struck out question does not need to be answered, however if you wish to answer it, no matter how you want, even if you want it to speed time up just, go ahead. I will not hate your answer to this question.)

[Radium]

<b>Can any doll spells be used to animate the Thirdnote?Theoretically, Yes.
<s>Can any spell we learn manipulate time?</s>Load game.</b>

[Violet CLM]

And now, because I have absolutely nothing to do... a complete (maybe?) list of magic! Sorted, of course.

Doll

Enchantment
Dark Arts (type, School of Enchanters)
Sporkmelt (spell, previously known by Araches, melts sporks, possibly variant of Burn)
Don't Explode (spell, cast by Araches' Pangolin, apparently cast on the magician's boat, prevents objects from exploding)
Burn (spell, previously known by Araches, couldn't be cast by Araches on the Sporkpuddle)
Sporkstrudel (property, prevents objects from burning)
Random (spell, target artifact causes random effects, the larger the more random)
Polyjuice (spell, target artifact changes people into whatever is eaten along with it)
Solidity (spell, prevents juice of target from leaking)
Stoneskin (spell, known by Araches, increases defense)
Bloodlust (spell, known by Araches, increases attack)
Haste (spell, used by Araches, increases speed)
Frenzeh (spell, used by Araches, reduces defense and intelligence to zero. The total reduced amount is added to speed, and twice that is added to attack.)
TheOsamaEffect (spell, known by Araches, cast on a friendly or hostile unit with a beard, gives them a double beard)

Glitching
Glitching (spell, causes impossible events to stop happening)

Healing
Heal (spell, used by Fawriel, heals an ally)
Raise (spell, used by Fawriel, raises a dead ally, difficult to cast, only can be cast once every very long time)

Mind
Invisibility (spell, used by gremlins, possibly belongs in Enchantment, apparently negated by translucency)
Illusion (spell, creates the image of an object that's not really there, apparently negated by translucency)

Non-Elemental
Treewipe (fated event, wipes out all trees in an area of unknown size no matter how many existed previously)
Random Defensive Stuff (category, unknown effects)
Random Offensive Stuff (category, unknown effects)

Seer
Load Game (spell, castable by most anyone, sends all of time and space back to the last time a Save Game spell was used)

Summoning
Summon rusty iron bat (spell, known by L33tz4n, summons a rusty iron baseball bat. Bat is dispelled momentarily)
Summon butterfy (spell, known by L33tz4n, summons nature's most useless fighting machine)
Summon battlebutterfly (spell, known by L33tz4n, summons nature's second most useless fighting machine)
Summon the MSN butterfly guy (spell, cast by L33tz4n, summons mankind's most useless sales pitch)
Summon Water Elemental (spell, used often by L33tz4n, creates a most fearsome fighting machine indeed)

Sux
Fireball (spell, cast by Araches' Pangolin)
Iceball (spell, cast by Araches' Pangolin)
Rockball (*** *** *** *** ***)
Airball (*** *** *** *** ***)
Noball (*** *** *** *** ***)
Sux ball (spell, cast by Fawriel, causes suxness)
Mass badhurt (spell, cast by Fawriel, injures everyone)


Random/unsorted
The Chaos Effect. (type, seemingly can be applied to any object, unknown source)
Rabies (variant of Chaos, nullifies magic)
Save Game (spell, triggered by using certain objects)
Teleportation (spell, used by various people, takes you apparently anywhere) (alternate title: banishment)
Town Gate (spell, presumed variant of Teleportation used by Fawriel, teleports anyone nearby to any major location previously visited by caster)



...I'll finish later. :)

[Strato]

why don't you just check your PM?

[Violet CLM]

why don't you just make your own post?

[Strato]

Thats abit unorthodox.

[Radium]

<b>Infinite better not have been PMing a certain thing around to people who play this game.

Anyway, I'll fix/add to the list a bit:

<i>TheOsamaEffect</i> Level one Sux Magic spell.
<i>Frenzeh</i> Level two Sux Magic spell.
<i>Illusion</i> Level four Enchantment. Remember, most spells that don't do damage are Enchantments.
<i>Solidity</i> Physical effect.
<i>Suxball</i> Level one Sux Magic spell.
<i>*.*Ball</i> Level one-two Non-Elemental spell (Mages named this Non-Elemental before they discovered that they were wrong).
<i>Mass Badhurt</i> Level two Non-Elemental spell. Seriously, this is like a steriotype non-elemental spell.
<i>Chaos Effect</i> Level five Enchantment.
<i>Rabies</i> Disease.
<i>Teleport/Town Gate</i> Level one-three Enchantment.
<i>Megawarp</i> Level five Sux Magic spell.
<i>Disable Plastic Springs</i> Level one Sux Magic spell.
<i>Summon Paint Remover During Christmas</i> Level two Sux Magic spell.
<i>Enchant Doll</i> Level two Doll Magic spell.
<i>Summon Danger Muffin</i> Level five spell, only accessable by those skilled in Summoning and Sux Magic.
<i>Telepathy</i> Level four spell only accessable by those skilled in Seer Magic and Mindmagic.
<i>Fysics Phalure</i> Level five spell only accessable by those skilled in Enchantment and Glitching.</b>

[Strato]

I was only offering a hint.

[Radium]

<b>Good.</b>

[Xion]

Can anybody on the party learn to make anything rabid? (i.e. the Rabid Pool and the Rabid Aligators)

If you say yes, then I know how to get past the Chaos Ward. ^_^

[Radium]

<b>Simply find a rabid animal and let it chew on your arm for a bit. Remember though, rabid stuff only repels magic when the object isn't supposed to be rabid.

How to give an inanimate object rabies? Your guess is as good as mine.</b>

[Xion]

Sounds like some kind of enchantment spell..."Rabify"

We had a Rabid Pool, that was inanimate.

Go: Chaos Ward
Analyze: Surroundings

[Violet CLM]

Did any of the merpeople appear to be rabid?
Pageclaim.

[Radium]

<b>The Chaos Ward is surrounded by the usual Lower Placespot dark blue columns and rocks. There were no rabid merpeople.

This is one of those parts of the game with only one sure-fire way out. <THERE WAS A HINT IN THAT STATEMENT></b>

[Xion]

hmm...

So there is a Pantheothon(sp?) around the ward?

Breathe in deep
Push the Chaos Grape deeper into the throat
Don't give L33tz7n the chaos grape
Go past the chaos ward
Analyze area
--if Area = Fish
----Then Catch fish with LSOD.
------if Fish = caught
--------Return to L33tz4n
--------Not obtain the chaos grape
--------Not choke on the chaos grape.

[Radium]

<b>You take a deep breath and give L33tz4n the Chaos Grape. You still seem unable to pass the ward, so you take the grape back. You're forgetting something here.</b>

[Violet CLM]

For the sake of experiment, do what Xion said, but remove the Chaos Coil from your personage beforehand.

[Radium]

<b>You give L33tz4n the Chaos Coil and Chaos Grape. You successfully manage to pass the Chaos Ward. Once on the other side, the path leads to a large crack in the ocean floor. Several clams have made their home here. You try to dislodge one, but it seems to be stuck.

You have six posts.</b>

[Xion]

Analyze: Clams
Analyze: Rift
Analyze: fish
Catch fish

(5 posts)

[Radium]

<b>The clams are purpleish blue and stuck to the rock. They don't seem to want to come off. The rift is about fifty feet wide and steeply slopes down into the darkness. There are no fish.

(four posts)</b>

[Violet CLM]

Look down into the rift with the crystal.

[Xion]

Wait, don't we have the orb now?

So check with the orb.

(2 posts)

[Radium]

<b>You look down with the orb. The ravine exists.

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key
-Seer Orb
-Empty Can
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Wafflepieces
-KeyInACloak
-Druid Robe
-Sea Lemon
-Lacrosse Stick Of Doom
-Siren's Box
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Dirt

One post. =0</b>

[Xion]

<b>You look down with the orb. The ravine exists.

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grape (in throat) <---
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key
-Seer Orb
-Empty Can
-Chaos Coil <---
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Wafflepieces
-KeyInACloak
-Druid Robe
-Sea Lemon
-Lacrosse Stick Of Doom
-Siren's Box
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Dirt

One post. =0</b>

O.O We have the grape and the coil? nice.

go back to L33tz4n and (supposedly) get back the grape and not choke on it.

[Radium]

<b>You can't get past the Chaos Ward due to the Grape and Coil and drown to death.

Just kidding *edits*. You return to L33tz4n and rechoke on the grape.</b>

[Xion]

Post check: Time untill the magic place opening?

[Radium]

<b>No idea, too lazy to look. It'll be a long time.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Return to Rift (yah sure do all that other stuff to get there).
Propose to Rift.

[Radium]

<b>The rift turns down your offer.

six posts.</b>

[Xion]

<b>You go to the arena. Though nobody is in sight, a large sign has been pinned into the ground.
<center>
Future site of
SCHOLAR SAM'S MAGIC ACADEMY
teaching any magic skill in four posts or less
</center>
A stack of catalogs is in a box on the side of the sign.</b>
This is post 2083. It will open 2583. \ _ / Sux.

anyways...

Return to L33tz4n, and not choke on the grape.
SAVE THE GAME AT THE SAVEPOINT
Return to the ward
Take a deep deep breath.
Push the grape further down.
Hand L33tz4n the grape and coil.
Go to rift.

Try jumping over the rift. Since we are in water it should be easier to jump over. If we fall, use the LSOD like a high-jump stick (DO NOT LET GO OF THE LSOD) to cross.

[Radium]

<b>You try jumping over the rift, both with and without the LSOD. Niether works. Luckily, someone built a ladder out of the rift. Unluckily, it was built on your side.</b>

[Xion]

Would you consider having the rift as a "main spot of interest" for Faw to portal to? So theoretically we can have faw take a deep breath, go down to the rift, Go back to L33tz4n, portal to the surface, and perhaps bypass the ward. ^_^ I'm so smart, ain't I?

If we can't, try to go to the other end of the rift and attempt to scale the wall.

[Radium]

Would you consider having the rift as a "main spot of interest" for Faw to portal to? So theoretically we can have faw take a deep breath, go down to the rift, Go back to L33tz4n, portal to the surface, and perhaps bypass the ward. ^_^ I'm so smart, ain't I? <b>Wonderful idea, as soon as you get Faw down there so his Town Portal spell can memorize the location.

You try to scale the wall, but are unable to. The Gremlin Guru appears, and offers you a hint for an item.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Climb the ladder.
Return to L33tz4n.
Relose Chaos Grape.
Don't choke.
Push Chaos Grape further into mouth.
Go back to the rift.
Stick LSOD into the ground, basket end up.
Lean basket end far back, so it's on the opposite side of the LSOD from the rift.
Hold backet end down with Bookmark of Eternity.
Hold onto basket end.
Grab Bookmark of Eternity.
Let go of LSOD just before it finishes springing up.

[Radium]

<b>You fling yourself into the rift and land on your head. You now have 1 HP. The Gremlin Guru is still there (or so you presume, he's invisible).</b>

[Coppertop]

Give the Guru the empty can.

[Radium]

<b>You give the Gremlin Guru the empty can. Since the can is actually quite worthless, he adopts an annoying accent as to make his hints more cryptic. "Yu sush gau fiend ah wae tah aupen teh soirins baux. Eht neas tau bay shauht aupen, baut <i>yauw</i> gaun dunt whherk."

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grape (in throat)
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key
-Seer Orb
-Chaos Coil
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Wafflepieces
-KeyInACloak
-Druid Robe
-Sea Lemon
-Lacrosse Stick Of Doom
-Siren's Box
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Dirt</b>

[Strato]

Translation:

You should find a way to open the Siren's Box. It needs to be shut open(!?) but youy can don't work(?!)

[Coppertop]

Oh ...

[Violet CLM]

Climb out of Rift.
Regain LSOD.
Return to L33tz4n.
Don't choke on Chaos Grape.
Shout at Siren's Box.
Offer Siren's Box to L33tz4n for shouting at.

[Radium]

<b>You do that. The box doesn't open. Hah, you can't read Gremlin Guru.</b>

[Xion]

I understood that perfectly.

"Yu sush gau fiend ah wae tah aupen teh soirins baux. Eht neas tau bay shauht aupen, baut yauw gaun dunt whherk."

Translation: "You should go find a way to open the siren's box. It needs to be shot open, but your gun don't work."

LOAD GAME (Where we had 6 and 4 HP and with grapes in our throats and the can in our inv.)

Stand behind a pillar near the merfolk.

Toss the siren's box into the open. (Merfolk shoot anything that moves, so if the box moves, we should get whatever is inside. :))

[Strato]

Nice

[Radium]

LOAD GAME (Where we had 6 and 4 HP and with grapes in our throats and the can in our inv.) <b>Naturally, the Guru has a built in save function. Otherwise, how would he make any money?

You and L33tz4n return to the Merpeople and hide behind a pillar. You toss the box out in their general direction, hear a blast, and smile as a short curved knife comes sliding back towards you.

Obtained Pearldiver's Knife!</b>

[Xion]

yeah.

Return to the ward.
Take a deep breath
Push the grape further down your throat
hand L33tz4n the grape and coil
Go to a clam
Break clam open with the knife
Get whatever is inside the clam
Return to L33tz4n
Not choke on the Grape

[Radium]

<b>You break the clam open. You return to L33tz4n, having found nothing but clam guts.

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grape (in throat)
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key
-Seer Orb
-Chaos Coil
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Wafflepieces
-KeyInACloak
-Druid Robe
-Sea Lemon
-Lacrosse Stick Of Doom
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Dirt
-Clam Guts</b>

[Xion]

Repeat the process untill you get a pearl.

[Radium]

<b>No pearl, but you made clams extinct! =D

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grape (in throat)
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key
-Seer Orb
-Chaos Coil
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Wafflepieces
-KeyInACloak
-Druid Robe
-Sea Lemon
-Lacrosse Stick of Doom
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Dirt
-Massive Amount of Clam Guts (some are even still moving around a little!)</b>

[Strato]

Control : Strato

Offer : Hint for $3.50

[Xion]

Hmmm...

Try throwing the clam guts at the merfolk.

[Radium]

<b>You shouldn't get close enough to throw clam guts on the merpeople. Especially with 1 HP.

Ooh, look; Strato's selling a hint (make sure to write it in Guru, Stratn).</b>

[Xion]

SAVE

Try offering the clamguts to the Merfolk.

If the merfolk kill, then offer to Trafton.

If Trafton kills, then put the clamguts on the avatar of death.

[Violet CLM]

How sharp is the Pearldiver's Knife?

Page claim.

[Radium]

<b>Since I don't feel like explaining all the different ways Uberbob gets mauled and blasted apart, you put the Clam Guts on the Atar of Death. You hear a grinding noise in the distance.

The Pearldiver's Knife is about as sharp as a steak knife. You may want to wash it before eating steak, though.</b>

[Xion]

Check the statue

[Radium]

<b>Half of the knight statue's mask has lifted. Behind it is a skeletal undead face.</b>

[Xion]

can we pry apart the mask?

Try praying to the Avatar of Good.

[Radium]

can we pry apart the mask?
<b>No.

You try praying at the Avatar of Life. Nothing seems to be happening.</b>

[Xion]

hmm.

Let's reanalyze the avatar.

[Radium]

<b>White marble pillars, purple drapings, fountain.</b>

[Blackraptor]

Try eating one of the clam guts and see what happens. Save game beforehand though, just in case.

[Radium]

<b>You eat some of the Clam Guts. It tastes like clams!</b>

[Blackraptor]

any hp bonuses, side effects or food poisoning caused by eating them?

[Violet CLM]

Sit on Avatar of Life.

[Radium]

any hp bonuses, side effects or food poisoning caused by eating them?
<b>Well, raw clams taste like sux.

You go sit on the Avatar of Life. You hear a grinding noise.

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grape (in throat)
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key
-Seer Orb
-Chaos Coil
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Wafflepieces
-KeyInACloak
-Druid Robe
-Sea Lemon
-Lacrosse Stick of Doom
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Dirt</b>

[scatman]

you go to the statue (probably the othe half of the mask has opened) if not open go to the gerbil cavern and see if it opened.

[Radium]

<b>You and L33tz4n walk to the statue. You hear a grinding noise as you walk there. Nothing seems to have changed on it, nor on the Gerbil Temple.</b>

[Xion]

Have L33tz4n sit on the avatar of life, while Uberbob goes to the statue. (I am guessing a pressure switch here)

[Strato]

Hurray!

[Radium]

<b>You do that and return to the statue. The other half of the mask is lifted, revealing a very non-undead half of the face. And the half-living, half-dead head of the knight appears to be loose.</b>

[Xion]

take mask
take head

[Radium]

<b>The mask is still attached, mortal.

You take the head. Obtained Bomb of Balance!</b>

[Xion]

SAVE

Throw the bomb of balance at the merfolk.

[Radium]

<b>The bomb falls into the contained black hole behind them, causes a tear in the workings of the universe and the entire galaxy crumbles to dust. Game loaded! =D</b>

[Xion]

Can we take it to the temple of the gerbil?

[Radium]

<b>I believe you do posess such an ability.</b>

[Xion]

Then let's do that ability.

[Radium]

<b>You take the Bomb of Balance to the Temple of the Gerbil. You put it by the big rock and blow it up. Yay!

Inside the temple, Gerbillian monks walk around doing seemingly nothing. The walls are lined with pictures of gerbils. It's a very gerbilfied place.

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grape (in throat)
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key
-Seer Orb
-Chaos Coil
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Wafflepieces
-KeyInACloak
-Druid Robe
-Sea Lemon
-Lacrosse Stick of Doom
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Dirt</b>

[Xion]

Look for an altar
Look for a head monk

If: Head Monk = Found
--Then: Say: Hello!

[Violet CLM]

Look around through orb.

[Radium]

<b>There are many altars. And the orb shows everything is real.

You find the head Gerbillian monk. "Hello."
"Greetings, my friend," he responds, "how may I be of assistance?</b>

[Kaz]

*Pause*
(>_> what's the term I'm searching for...)


Oh yeah; wth?
*Unpause*

[Radium]

Oh yeah; wth?
<b>I honestly don't have a reason for replying to this perticular post in bold.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Out of curiosity, can Uberbob swim?

[Radium]

<b>No. Niether can L33tz4n. But they've both mastered the art of sinking quite well.</b>

[Violet CLM]

He could swim at the start of the topic...

[Radium]

He could swim at the start of the topic...
<b>He forgot how before the end of page one, just re-read it if needed. And L33tz4n can't swim because she doesn't have legs.</b>

[Violet CLM]

But then he remembered again...


Ask monk "Can you teach me how to swim?".

[Radium]

<b>"Alas, some things can not be taught in a short period of time, and I am a busy man," he replies.</b>

[Violet CLM]

"What can you tell me about Trafton?"

[Radium]

<b>"Ah, friend Trafton," the Gerbillian Monk begins, "a wise man indeed. Mayhaps a tad grumpy at times, but not a bad person at all. Loyal follower of the gerbil, too."</b>

Add on by Radium: Trafton is a stalker.

[Violet CLM]

"What do you do with Trafton when he's grumpy?"

[Radium]

<b>"Well, he only gets grumpy with people he doesn't like. Or being bothered reasonlessly. If you wish to see him, just tell him I sent you. And take this," the monk tells you. Obtained Book of Gerbil!

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Chaos Grape (in throat)
-Dollar
-Pandora's Car Key
-Seer Orb
-Chaos Coil
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Wafflepieces
-KeyInACloak
-Druid Robe
-Sea Lemon
-Lacrosse Stick of Doom
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Dirt
-Book of Gerbil


Pageclaim.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Thank monk.

"What can you tell me about Blackraptor?"

[Radium]

<b>"Ahh, the mysterious Blackraptor," the monk says, "not much is known of him at all. Rumor has it that he lives within the caves of the frozen island to the northeast."</b>

[Violet CLM]

What species are the monks?


"How far is this frozen island?"

Control: Fawriel.
Check Trading Post's stock.

[Radium]

<b>"I do not know much of the island," the monk begins, "all I know is that it is one of four, not including upper and lower Placespot. Trafton would know more."

All the monks are Romulans.

Items for Trade:
-Chaos Lightbulb
-Rope
-Lord of the Rings DVD
-Broken Lazer Light
-Pandora's Shoe
-Pandora's Can
-Twenty-Four Leaf Clover
-Bandana
-Basketball
-Pink Gumballs (10)</b>

[Violet CLM]

Control: Uberbob.
Thank Monk again.
Give Monk Dirt.
Go to Trafton's Cave.
Knock on Trafton's Door.


Control: Shuriken.
Trade Foo for Chaos Lightbulb.
Go to water.
Do not choke on Chaos Lightbulb.
Go to Lower Placespot.

[Xion]

Why not use the basketball as like some kind of scuba gear?

[Radium]

<b>You thank the monk and give him the dirt. Returning to Trafton's Cave, you knock on the door. "Who goes there?" Trafton's voice asks.

The Gremlins refuse to accept Foo, claiming he's not worth a Chaos Item. Anyway, the lightbulb is too large to choke on.</b>

[Violet CLM]

"It's me."

[Radium]

<b>"Your undescriptiveness causes my eyes to become pointy and my mouth to droop in a downward direction," his voice answers.</b>

[Violet CLM]

^ ^
V


"Who I am is irrelevant."

[Radium]

<b>"For or against the gerbil?" he asks.</b>

[Xion]

<s>Gran Da Val Island, know anything about it?</s> (answer to that question: Different Galaxy, sorry.)

SAVE NOW

We got some gerbils...tasty microwavable gerbils...

[Radium]

<b>You have been microwaved by Trafton =D. Game loaded!</b>

[Violet CLM]

"I've got the Book of Gerbil the Head Monk of the Gerbil gave to me!"

[Radium]

<b>"Oh, he sent you?" Trafton says, "Come on in." Trafton opens the door to his cave. Inside there's a small table and many shelves lined with books written in an unknown language, probably Dutch. "What is it you wish to ask me?" he continues.</b>

Infinite is welcome to start playing again now.

[Violet CLM]

"Where do babies come from?"

[Radium]

<b>"Southeast Germany," he answers truthfully.</b>

[Violet CLM]

"Is that one of the four islands?"

[Radium]

<b>"No," he says. "Now what can I actually <i>help</i> you with?"</b>

[Violet CLM]

"What do you know about Blackraptor's frozen island?"

[Radium]

<b>"Pfft," says Trafton, "do you HAVE to ask about the one thing I don't know? Well, the entire island is like one giant ice crystal. It has a nearly inpassable entrance, and only one. Legend has it that only one person ever broke through it."</b>

[Violet CLM]

"Was this person named Fawriel or Pandora?"

[Radium]

<b>"Eh, no," says Trafton, "a bandit, named Wafflelord. He broke in entirely as a 'told ya so' statement. I believe he lives in NewSuperUltraUberMegatropolis, an island to the southeast, now. Ruled by anarchy, that place is. Far too weak of a police force."</b>

[Violet CLM]

"So what's the northwest island?"

[Radium]

<b>"Hmm," Trafton says as he pauses to think, "a generally screwed up place known as Unfoo Isle. Renamed 'Unfoo Isle' after the fall of Archmage Fooruman, of course. Essentially anyone that goes there is instantly mauled by demons. Not a nice place."</b>

[Violet CLM]

"Can you teach me how to swim?"

[Radium]

<b>"Not considering the fact that you have a pegleg and hook," he replies.</b>

[Violet CLM]

"If I took them off..."

[Radium]

<b>"Then you'd have one leg and one hand )<."</b>

[Violet CLM]

"Could you grow new ones?"

[Radium]

<b>"Well, yes, but it would take a lot of magic skill. You might have better luck seeking a surgeon at NewSuperUltraUberMegatropolis."</b>

[Strato]

Is Spotplace one of these islands?

[Radium]

<b>"No," Trafton explains, "Spotplace is in the middle. Pandora's Island is to the southwest, NewSuperUltraUberMegatropolis to the southeast, the frozen Isle of Darkness to the northeast, and Unfoo Isle to the northwest."</b>

[Strato]

Where should we go next?

[Radium]

<b>"It depends where you're headed."</b>

[Violet CLM]

"I will be headed to the surface presently. Do you know of any good way to get there?"

[Radium]

<b>"Yes, there's a teleporter to Evil Grandma Conquista's right past the Chaos Ward. They did make a bridge over that ravine, didn't they?"</b>

[Violet CLM]

"No, I'm afraid not. That's why I was asking if you could teach me to swim..."

[Radium]

<b>"Well, I could always build a bridge, but you'd need to do something for me first. You know those pesky merpeople?"</b>

[Strato]

mmmmyes.

Control : Strato
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[Radium]

<b>"I would be quite delighted if you would kindly slaughter the whole lot of them."

[Violet CLM]

"Well, that's just peachy. I'll just go see how the laser is coming along, then, unless you have some weapon handy to use on them..."

[Radium]

<b>"I think attacking them directly would be unwise, especially with their lasers. Have you considered unarming them?"</b>

[Violet CLM]

"No, I must confess I have not. None of us know much mind magic."

[Radium]

<b>"I believe magic is quite secondary, in this case. As long as you have something to get rid of the lazers, maybe send them into the black hole, you should be able to handle the rest of them."</b>

[Violet CLM]

Read Book of Gerbil.

[Radium]

<b>You try to read the book, but it's written in some undiscovered language. Probably dutch.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Check inventory.