Just like back in the pre-Win3.1 days...

[Radium]

<b>
=-Uberbob:
Gender: Male
Species: Rabbit, several wooden limbs
Health: 70%
Health Remaining: 70%
Mind: Seemingly random
Strength: 60%
Magic: 0%
Defense: 20%
Clothing: Some pants and a shirt thing or something
Weapon: None
Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennotefullyclothedductscraptstrudelire
-Snufuss Cloak
-10 Noberries
-$14
-Pandora's Car Keys x 2
-Twenty-Four Leaf Clover
-Crystal
-Chaos Oil
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Infinite's BETTER Map
-Treepieces
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Pink Gumball x 10
-Xion
Spells: Glitching

=-Araches:
Gender: Female
Species: Fox
Health: 50%
Health Remaining: 50%
Mind: 80%
Strength: 20%
Magic: 80%
Defense: 30%
Clothing: Dark red leather skirt + top
Weapon: Staff
Invintory: None.
Spells: Status modification

=-Fawriel:
Gender: Male
Species: Make Faw answer this one.
Health: 80%
Health Remaining: 80%
Mind: 50%
Strength: 70%
Magic: 50%
Defense: 60%
Clothing: Chainmail and hippie bell-bottoms
Weapon: Spear
Invintory: Frosted Flakes x too many
Spells: Healing

=-L33tz4n:
Gender: Female
Species: Minion (last one, too)
Health: 60%
Health Remaining: 60%
Mind: 70%
Strength: 30%
Magic: 90%
Defense: 70%
Clothing: Brown druid cloak and green tunic
Weapon: Wh1p
Invintory: Yellow contact x 2
Spells: Summoning and Glitching</b>

[Strato]

Don't we have the better map now?

[Violet CLM]

Ask L33tz4n what she thinks of Xion.

[Strato]

We should ask araches that.

[Radium]

Don't we have the better map now?
<b>Oops, fixed it.

Araches and L33tz4n both agree that Xion looks like a cracker. What else do they know about him?</b>

[Strato]

we are asking you rad

[Coppertop]

OMG, I finally finished reading this thing (unlike Ninja). How did this 32 page thing appear in less that two weeks?

And Xion is DEFINITELY a cracker.

[Xion]

hrm

Analyze: Chip
--...There should be some kind of button on there that creates interaction...

...!

Town pipe: Trading post
Check post inventory
--if: inventory = digital Camera
----then: trade 2 boxes of frosted flakes for Digital camera
----Give: Xion's Chip and Digital Camera to L33tz4n.
----Say: L33tz4n: We may be able to ressurect Xion here, using these two parts. Do you think that this is possible, to use the data chip in the camera.

...wait.

Analyze: Xion data chip
--if shape = round
--and one side = weird purple symbol
----then: conclude that this is Xion's personal Hunter's License, containing his photon armor, weaponry, skill, and tools.
----Try: use: Xion's Chip: Uberbob (Ressurect the beast!!!)


And Xion is DEFINITELY a cracker.
I hope Derby edits that...Is'nt cracker like some derogitory form of "American" or something?

[Radium]

How did this 32 page thing appear in less that two weeks?
People are suckers for interactive stuff.

And even if it's not permanent yet; welcome back, CT!

[Radium]

Analyze: Chip
--...There should be some kind of button on there that creates interaction...
<b>It's just a hard drive. You'd need a power source and input source.</b>

[Coppertop]

Thnx, Rad :D
It'll be permanent *sometime* soon. I hope ...

[Radium]

It'll be permanent *sometime* soon. I hope ...
Good luck.

Eh, I'd ask if there was anything I could do to help, but I'm three hundred miles and one country border away.

[Strato]

Side conversations lose me every time.

*wanders off to draw a picture of what the spot place would look like*

[Violet CLM]

To the CYBER CAFE!
Hand Xion to L33tz4n..
"Anyone want Coffee?" (unless that thing selling coffee for a dollar has been removed)

[Xion]

Radium: other than the "Xion unit ver 9.2U" text on it (what it should be, not stup 1.23) what else is there?

[Strato]

Prolly data lines

[Radium]

<b>You warp back to the Cyber Cafe. After buying coffee for your whole party, you take a closer look at Xion. Apart from some silver electric stripes and the words "Xion V 1.23" (it's the Macintosh version number =P) there is nothing interesting on it.

Your party hangs out at the cafe for about an hour. L33tz4n asks you an interesting question you never really got time to think about. "What do th3 things with a 'Chaos' prefix d0?"

[Xion]

Lv.3 Confusion for me. (PSO refrence)

[Strato]

If I were in contorol choas stuff prolly originated from the spot place. The land were Logic is sitting in the bathroom while Choas is eating his poptarts.

[Radium]

If I were in contorol choas stuff prolly originated from the spot place.<b>How can something "originate from the Spot Place"? Everyone knows everything is made in China.

"Why don't we play around with th3m for a bit, see what their capabilities are?" L33tz4n suggests.</b>

[Strato]

Ok, we could try and put them together, but because of the fact that none of the items seem to have a theme...

[Radium]

<b>"I have an id3a," L33tz4n begins. She takes one end of the Chaos Cord and hands you the other, "pull." Both of you tug as hard as you can on the Chaos Cord, but all it does is drag you towards eachother. Odd.</b>

[Xion]

Try using it as a whip.

[Radium]

<b>You whip it forward and it curls around and painfully hits you in the back.</b>

[Xion]

hrm.

place the chaos on the contacts of Xion's chip.

[Radium]

<b>You put it on the end of the chip. It is now a chip on a string.</b>

[Xion]

ok dismantle that.

We have now proven that "Chaos" does not mean "Energy" even though it might.

Have L33tz4n and Uberbob hold the cord, but try to focus on eachother's mind, like a telepathic link.

What about that nordescrapteneradslkfjlajkdhfljkhadf thingy? wouldn't we just need some kind of power system and we have a temp shell for Xion...

[Radium]

<b>Nobody seems quite sure of the Thirdeighteennotefullyclothedductscraptstrudelire' s function.

You both hold the cord and try to communicate telepathicly. You try real hard, but with no results.</b>

[Xion]

Chaos does not mean Telepathic.

Use: dagger: Chaos cord
--do: cut a piece off the end, about 1cm away from the end.

Analyze small piece of chaos cord.

[Radium]

<b>I threw that dagger off the cliff, so you borrow Faw's spear. Though you try and try, your cutting the Chaos Cord only seems to make it stronger.</b>

[Xion]

hm...
Chaos = Indestructable?

Have Uberbob and L33tz4n hold the cord taught.
Then have Faw and Araches together strike the cord with Faw's Gungir. (Mind if I call it that?)

[Grath]

Tie the Chaos Cord to the ceiling, then pull on it.
If Movement = Yes,
and Direction = Up,
Then say 'It has a STRONGER, opposite reaction!'

Edit: MY PRECIOUSS PaGE!

[Radium]

<b>You tie the cord to the celing and pull down as hard as you can on it, but all it manages to do is push a hole into the celing. You push the cord upwards and manage to get your head stuck in that hole.</b>

[Xion]

hmm...

Use: Chaos Chord
--how: lash the chord forewards but do not pull back.

Control: L33tz4n
Go: Computer (assuming in the computer lab)
Login

o google.com_
--if google.com = 404
----Then o yahoo.com_
search: Chaos Chord_
View Results_

[Xion]

hm...
Chaos = Indestructable?

Have Uberbob and L33tz4n hold the cord taught.
Then have Faw and Araches together strike the cord with Faw's Gungir. (Mind if I call it that?)
missed this too.

[Radium]

<b>You lash the cord forwards and it hits you in the face. When you can feel your nose again (don't ask why you need to), you consider searching the net for "Chaos Cord". Unfortunately, the computer is not here, and was taken away for repairs that will be done post 1500.

Xion, I ignored that other statement because it sucks.</b>

[Xion]

ugh.

Try holding the cord foreward and pulling it back quickly, seeing what happens.

[Radium]

<b>You pull backwards on the cord. When you start pulling, it flaps towards you. When you finish, it springs back out away from you.

In other news, Xion made the 10,000th post in the War Tavern.</b>

[Xion]

In other news, Xion made the 10,000th post in the War Tavern.

YAY! <s>Now ressurect me.</s>

Why don't we check the trading post quick, see the inventory, and if nothing has changed, let's go crash at Fort Strato.

[Radium]

<b>"Let's figure out these Chaos thing5 first," L33tz4n insists. Anyways, you just chugged a half gallon of coffee and you think you can sleep?</b>

[Xion]

hrm.

Good point, radium. (I can sleep after coffee, it's pretty easy. It's just that if you wait an hour and then try to sleep that's where it difficult.)

It's confusion.

Think about it: we push it foreward, it goes backward. We pull it down, it goes up. we push it up and it goes down.

Now...for the oil.

[Radium]

<b>Content with your studies of the Cord, you take out your can of Chaos Oil.</b>

[Xion]

Can? I thought it was a vial.

anyways, try placing a drop of the chaos oil on the chaos chord.

[Radium]

<b>It's a large metal vial. A lot like a can, really.

You place a drop on the Chaos Cord. The slippery looking oil runs over the surface, solidifying that part of the cord like some kind of glue.</b>

[Xion]

hrm...

Oil you'd think would be slick, but this is sticky.

Content here. Chaos = Confused.

[Radium]

Chaos = Confused.
<b>There is <i>such</i> a better word for this. It starts with an O.</b>

[Xion]

Opposite.

<s>I hope you're happy, little miss gottabeperfect.</s>

Anyways, town pipe to the trading post.

[Radium]

<b>You teleport to the Trading Post. Once inside, you notice that the Webcam is gone.
"Where's the Camera?" you ask in the general direction you think that the gremlins are standing.
"A lawyer came by earlier and traded those grapes for it," one replies, "there were three, but we destroyed one because a kid almost ate it. He could've choked, ya know."

Items for Trade:
-Chaos Lightbulb
-Rope
-Lord of the Rings DVD
-Lazer Pointer
-Chaos Grapes (2)
-Pandora's Can
-Bandana
-Banana
-Basketball
-Pandora's Shoe

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennotefullyclothedductscraptstrudelire
-Snufuss Cloak
-10 Noberries
-$14
-Pandora's Car Keys (2)
-Twenty-Four Leaf Clover
-Crystal
-Chaos Oil
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Infinite's BETTER Map
-Treepieces
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Pink Gumball (10)
-Xion
</b>

[Xion]

Trade a pink gumball for the bandana

Give: Bandana: Araches
Equip: Araches: Bandana

[Radium]

<b>All the gumballs count as one item.</b>

[Xion]

hm.

Trade 1$ for the bandana.

[Radium]

<b>The gremlins do not care how much you say your currency is worth. For all they know, a fourteen dollar bill is worth less than a one dollar bill. Each thing in your invintory with a bullet by it is one item.</b>

[Xion]

*sigh*

Clover for bandana.

[Radium]

<b>You trade and make Araches put on the bandana. </b>

[Xion]

<s>let's get her a gungir. XD</s>

Analyze: bandana
--any special effects?

[Radium]

<b>The Bandana appears to do nothing but be a bandana.</b>

[Xion]

No defence bonuses, no mental bonuses, nothing hidden in the seam...

Btw what color is the bandana?

[Radium]

<b>Red.</b>

[Strato]

Well, I'm back hurray.

[Radium]

Well, I'm back hurray.
<b>Fine, WB.</b>

[Xion]

O.O oooo

red coat
red bandana...

All that's missing is the blade-on-a-long-red-stick and there's a picture!

btw wb rec

[Strato]

Ehh, Xion you forgot very revealing "Skirt" and cheap wind effect.

[Radium]

<b>Be gettin ye back on topic, m' liege.</b>

<???>

[Strato]

Fine fine...>(

I'll do a poll for the Cake. Who wants to trade it for something?

[Radium]

<b>Unless you have something insane planned, I'd suggest trading the Treepieces, Gumballs, Bandana, and Cloak.</b>

[Strato]

But I like my wood chips.

[Radium]

<b>*sigh* From the items offered and my verbal hints, your course of action should be obvious.</b>

[Strato]

Gumballs : Shoe
Cloak : Grapes
Woodchips : Laze Pointer
Bandana : Bannana

[Radium]

<b>Items for Trade:
-Chaos Lightbulb
-Rope
-Lord of the Rings DVD
-Treepieces
-Snufuss Cloak
-Pandora's Can
-Twenty-Four Leaf Clover
-Bandana
-Basketball
-Pink Gumballs (10)

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennotefullyclothedductscraptstrudelire
-Chaos Grapes (2)
-10 Noberries
-$14
-Pandora's Car Keys (2)
-Banana
-Crystal
-Chaos Oil
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Infinite's BETTER Map
-Lazer Pointer
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Pandora's Shoe
-Xion

Sux, the light in the lazer seems to be broken. A nice battery in there, though.</b>

[Xion]

O.O

Put the Thirdeighteennotefullyclothedductscraptstrudelire, the battery from the pointer, and Xion's chip to create a temp shell!

[Strato]

I already attempted to put the lightbulb in the pointer...

[Radium]

<b>Using a bit of metal from the end of Faw's spear, you attach the battery to Xion's Harddrive. A tiny green light built into the center flashes on. You set the contraption on top of the Thirdeighteennotefullyclothedductscraptstrudelire, and... it falls off. Whatever use the Thirdeighteennotefullyclothedductscraptstrudelire has, it's probably not a mech shell. But at least Xion is active now, even if he doesn't have any source of input or output.

Another page of mine.</b>

[Strato]

any fourse of input

Silly rad, fourse ins't a word.

[Radium]

Silly rad, fourse ins't a word.
<b>I officially add it to the Thirdeighteennotefullyclothedductscraptstrudelire.


-Thirdeighteennotefullyclotheductscraptfoursestrude lire
Pronounciation=Thir-Day-Tee-Note-Full-Ee-Clothed-Ducts-Crap-Four-Says-Tru-Del-Ire</b>

[Strato]

what was the lire part of it again?

[Radium]

<b>A tire.</b>

[Xion]

Hrm.

So we have xion.

Try pressing the light.

[Radium]

<b>You press the light. Nothing. It's just a light. Makes you wonder what Xion is thinking.</b>

[Xion]

<s>Araches</s>

perhaps it's a homing beacon?

Try waiting a moment to see what happens.

[Strato]

Must...not...kill

[Radium]

<b>You stare at it for a moment. No result, not even that painful sensation staring into a light usually triggers.</b>

[Strato]

Hurray! I just finished my rough sketch of what the Spot place looks like from inside the spot place. Uploading tomarrow becuase Geocities which is already awful is hating me at the moment.

[Strato]

Whee arghl. Don't mock my lack of definition between lines. It's the camera's fault. www.geocities.com/bstratn/SpotplaceSketch.zip

[Radium]

<b>For lack of anything better to do:

Invintory:
-Wings: Large pair of wings, made from eagle feathers.
-Thirdeighteennotefullyclotheductscraptfoursestrude lire: Nobody is really quite sure what this is.
-Chaos Grapes (2): Perfectly normal looking red grapes. Reverse effects.
-10 Noberries: Small purple berries; random effects.
-$14: Fourteen dollar bill depicting President Bush.
-Pandora's Car Keys (2): A set of car keys marked with the Toyota logo.
-Banana: A fresh, greenish-yellow banana.
-Crystal: Translucent yellow crystal, allows user to see through solid objects.
-Chaos Oil: A vial of a runny black liquid. Reverse effects.
-Chaos Cord: A long thin spring-like cable. Reverse effects.
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock): A small cake with purple icing. Causes random stuff to overtake universe.
-Infinite's BETTER Map: A map of Pandora's Island / Spinach Custard.
-Broken Lazer Light: Small red lightbulb and some black plastic.
-Bookmark of Eternity: An enchanted piece of cardboard that can only be moved by it's owner.
-Pandora's Shoe: Black sneaker with gold trim. Waterlogged.
-Xion: A small purple, silver, and black computer chip with a green light.</b>

[Strato]

Choas grapes...makes you hungry?
Choas oil...more friction?
Choas chord...grappling hook?

[Radium]

Choas grapes...makes you hungry?
Choas oil...more friction?
Choas chord...grappling hook?
<b>You mispelled Chaos three times in a row.

The all-knowing gremlin guru will supply you with a hint in exchange for Pandora's Shoe and the Banana. Accept? </b>

[Strato]

Hey, I've been reading scrambled messages all day in that Yuo What thread. Lemmelone. Accept.

[Radium]

<b>-1 Banana
-1 Shoe

"Arr," says the invisible Gremlin Guru, "ye should be lookin round Lower Placespot, or be seekin allies in Upper."

On a side note, look at this post's number. Isn't it l33t?</b>

[Strato]

Ok. Lets go seek allies in Upper.

[Radium]

<b>You go to Upper Placespot.</b>

[Strato]

Look : Various Residents

[Radium]

<b>An assortment of people, animals, and a levitating cardboard box aimlessly walk around up here.</b>

[Strato]

Time to start a power rally or something.

[Radium]

<b>Err... how do you do that?</b>

[Strato]

Stand on top of a bench and start screaming things like join our cause while holding up signs.

[Radium]

<b>You tear the "No Parking" sign out of the ground and stand on a bench, waving it and screaming random things. The levitating cardboard box floats over to watch your preformace.</b>

[Strato]

Talk : Box : Hi.

[Radium]

<b>The box rocks back and forth slightly in greeting.</b>

[Strato]

Talk : Box : What skills you got?
Analyze : Box

[Radium]

<b>You ask the large, brown cardboard box what skills it has. It turns left and right as if saying "no".</b>

[Xion]

Have L33tz4n and Faw grab the box while Uberbob and L33tz4n look under the box.

[Radium]

<b>You grab the box and look under it. It's empty.</b>

[Xion]

Wait...

If the cardboard box has no abilities, how is it floating?

Glitch: Carboard box.

[Violet CLM]

Apologize to box.


(It's being held up by invisible gremlins who want to be seen)

[Radium]

<b>You have glitched the cardboard box and destroyed it.</b>

[Strato]

Go back to the power rally.

[Violet CLM]

Apologize again.

[Xion]

oops...not the effect I was desiring...

Analyze: area
--check back streets

[Radium]

<b>There really are no back streets here. But there is a store you haven't looked in.</b>

[Strato]

Which store is that?

[Xion]

List store names. (too lazy to look back)

[Radium]

(too lazy to look back)
<b>So am I. You do it.

*mypage!</b>

[Strato]

Page steal

Edit: Dran >(

[Xion]

<b>You are standing on a tiled metal surface. You tak a look at the stores around you. Evil Gradma Conquista's Evil Grocery appears to be a warehouse painted pitch black. Travel Unsafe Inc. is a small building with a picture of a tombstone under the name. Thick's Sporting Goods is a fair sized building with various pieces of sports equipment on display in the front windows. And lastly, ChaosClothing looks a lot like one of those hippy vans from the 60s.</b>
Found it.

Go to the sporting goods store.
--ask about telepipes.

RADIUM CLOSE YOUR TAGS PLZ THNX!

[Radium]

<b>You go to the sporting goods store. Not many people are in it. However, there's an interesting looking rock climbing wall in the back.</b>

[Xion]

analyze wall

[Radium]

<b>It's a wall made of rock, evidently for climbing.</b>

[Xion]

is there anything above the wall?

[Radium]

<b>A Box is on top. And an enchanted sniper rifle to shoot people that fly up.</b>

[Xion]

hrm.

Go: wall.

Control: Araches.
Climb: wall

Why did I choose Araches?

1) L33tz4n has no feet.
2) Uberbob has one foot and One Hand.
3) Faw is just a wimp.

Araches is the one fit for the job.

[Radium]

<b>Araches senses an alternate motive and refuses.

'Cmon, I'm <i>sure</i> Uber can do it!</b>

[Xion]

*sigh*

Send Faw.

[Radium]

<b>You send Faw up the wall. He starts to climb with amazing speed, only when he gets halfway up, he falls down and lands on his head. A man in a buisness suit rushes over before you can complain that there were no saftey harnesses. "Hi," he says, "I'm Eli from customer service. I'm sorry, you can not sue us because you did not read the rock wall's caution," he points at a sign on the wall.

Fawriel - 20hp</b>

[Xion]

ah that's ok, faw's expendable.

Read: Sign

[Radium]

<b>You can't, the print's so small it appears to be a large gray blob.</b>

[Xion]

Call Eli back here.

Say: We can sue you because your sign is unreadable.

[Radium]

<b>"I can read it fine," he says, pulling out a microscope.</b>

[Xion]

Well then tell us what it says, Mr. I-got-your-buts-on-a-technicality!

[Radium]

<b>Eli's eyebrows tilt downward. "What is says is not important, what is important is that we are in no way respinsible for your injuries."</b>

[Xion]

Create: Macro: SAVE
--Check: Area
----Save as POO
--Cast: Town Pipe: Cyber Cafe
--Go: Save Point
--Cast: Town Pipe: Point nearest to POO
--Go: POO
End Macro

(In case you're wondering, POO means Point Of Origion.)

Macro: SAVE

I just noticed something...

Radium, you mentioned that I write my WT stories in present tense, and is this a test on how you yourself can do this?

[Radium]

<b>You save and return to your pooplace. Eli is still there, and seems to believe (perhaps correctly) that you still care to sue him.</b>

[Xion]

Ask: Eli: What's in the box?

[Radium]

<b>"Only those who make it to the TOP get to find out," He replies.</b>

[Xion]

Well...we saved.

Have Araches, Faw, and Uberbob go up the wall at the same time (L33tz4n wouldn't care)

Derby: Content removal.

[Radium]

<b>The three of you climb the fifty foot wall with much difficulty. When you reach the top, you are finally able to open the box. Inside is... nothing! You turn to look below you, and are terrified to see Eli is magically setting the wall on fire and laughing evily!</b>

[Xion]

Uberbob is there, so he has wings.

Equip Wings
Grab Araches and Faw
Fly down to safety.

[Violet CLM]

Summon the Water Elemental!

[Radium]

<b>I'll ignore Xion because he didn't pay enough attention to previous posts.

L33tz4n would summon the water elemental, but that spell takes a while and there's a mad customer service provider charging at her with the Lacrosse Stick of Doom(tm).
<HOWS THIS FOR CLOSING MY TAGS, XION?><s><u>

[Strato]

Whats with the slashing of your report post and ip logged?

[Violet CLM]

HOWS THIS FOR CLOSING MY TAGS, XION?<s><u>
He enclosed an evil hidden message with questionable punctuation..</s></u>

Is the Stone wall burning?

[Radium]

<b>The stone wall is burning with enchanted fire. That burns rock. It's magic, don't try to find logic.</b>

[Strato]

Cuz logic is currently in the bathroom.

[Strato]

Too bad we can't glitch is...

Jump off of the wall?

[Violet CLM]

Pour some Chaos Oil onto the flames.

Throw Crystal at Eli's head.

[Strato]

OHH the oil won't burn, it should smother.

[Radium]

<b>You pour some Chaos Oil on the flames, instantly smothering them. Then you proceed to throw the crystal at Eli's head, knocking him out cold.</b>

[Strato]

Slowly carefully climb down the wall.

[Violet CLM]

Something WORKED!

[Radium]

<b>You all fall off the wall and become unconsious(sp?).


</b>

[Strato]

Thats not cool.

[Violet CLM]

Control: L33tz4n.

[Strato]

Pick up : Crystal

If attackers = true
than
{
Use : Crystal : Nearest Attacker
repeat
}
else
Exit

Page claim

[Radium]

<b>L33tz4n has picked up the crystal. Your only attacker was Eli, though.</b>

[Strato]

Ok, go wake up the partay

[Violet CLM]

Loot Eli.

[Radium]

<b>You take Eli's Lacrosse Stick of Doom. It looks like a normal lacrosse stick, but... is of doom.</b>

In other news, Pinglag is being completly redone and refurbished. Now everything will be done on the computer. I hope to have a new website up in less than a week.
http://www.foxmage.com/Newpics.png

[Strato]

HURRAY STRAIGHT LINES! HURRAY NON HAND DRAWN SPEECH! HURRAY CEL SHADED CHARACTERS! ok

[Radium]

And it's now perfectly square.

[Strato]

Hurray Fquist's Shirt Is Now Green Instead Of Blue!!!!.|

[Radium]

<b>The blue just sucked.

Now back on topic before I hit you with a spatula.</b>

[Strato]

Hey, you started it.

[Radium]

*spatula*

[Strato]

I'll get back on topic eventually...

[Radium]

<b>Now. )<

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennotefullyclotheductscraptfoursestrude lire
-Chaos Grapes (2)
-10 Noberries
-$14
-Pandora's Car Keys (2)
-Banana
-Crystal
-Chaos Oil
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Infinite's BETTER Map
-Broken Lazer Light
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Pandora's Shoe
-Xion
-Lacrosse Stick of Doom</b>

[Strato]

Who is un armed?

[Radium]

<b>Uberbob.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Arm Uberbob with Lacrosse stick.

[Radium]

<b>Uberbob has been armed with Lacrosse stick. For refrence, Araches has a staff, L33tz4n whip, and Fawriel Spear.</b>

[Strato]

What happend to dagger?

[Radium]

<b>I seem to remember throwing it off a cliff.</b>

[Violet CLM]

He didn't like me cutting the ladder off of Upper Placespot.

If you tie someone up with the Chaos Cord, would it tighten if they tried to get loose?

[Radium]

<b>Theoretically, yes.</b>

[Strato]

However if they tried to tighten it would loosen

[Violet CLM]

How do you try to tighten ropes while tied up in them? *Has never been tied up*

[Violet CLM]

Ah, never mind. It would be too hard to tie someone up with it anyway.

Open Eli's mouth.
Put Bookmark of Eternity inside of Eli's mouth.
Wake up Eli.
Ask why Eli was attacking.

[Radium]

<b>You put the bookmark inside Eli's mouth and wake him up. "Why were you attacking?" you ask him.
"Because I am EEVIL! EEVIL!" he replies, "and acting on orders from Blackraptor," he adds before warping away.</b>

[Coppertop]

"walk him up"?

Blackraptor again, hey.

Retrieve bookmark.

[Fawriel]

Summary of events since page 29, including any possible stupidity of Ninja's.

[Coppertop]

Just read them all again :D

[Xion]

analyze current status of store.

if employees = 0
then loot store

[Coppertop]

And watch out for the invisible gremlins.

[Radium]

<b>There are still employees here. Just no customer service represenative. And the gremlins were native to Pandora's Island.</b>

[Fawriel]

Summary of events since page 29, including any possible stupidity of Ninja's.
Pronto.

[Radium]

<B>Once apon a time stuff happened, the end.</b>

[Strato]

Backl from school.

Analyze : Stock

[Radium]

<b>The store contains all sports supplies from football helmets to pocket protectors for chess geeks.</b>

[Strato]

Go : Grandma shop

[Radium]

<b>You return to Conquista's Grocery, once again surrounded by evil people from all around the galaxy.</b>

[Xion]

<b>You return to Conquista's Grocery, once again surrounded by evil people from all around the galaxy.</b>
Analyze: people
--If: person = Silver hair
----Then: check = clothes

[Radium]

<b>Omb nobody.</b>

[Xion]

blast.

Any robots?<*cough*Sharkk*cough*>

[Radium]

<b>omg no more pso plz thx. There are no robots. Mostly humans and random floating objects.

Page pwn.


And look, that east coast hurricane is right above me.</b>

[Xion]

You may have pwned the page, but I claim it for my own! (pwning does not mean you nessicarily posess the page.)

Town pipe: trading post
Check Trade inventory
Check own inventory
Macro: SAVE

[Radium]

<b>Items for Trade:
-Chaos Lightbulb
-Rope
-Lord of the Rings DVD
-Treepieces
-Snufuss Cloak
-Pandora's Can
-Twenty-Four Leaf Clover
-Bandana
-Basketball
-Pink Gumballs (10)

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennotefullyclotheductscraptfoursestrude lire
-Chaos Grapes (2)
-10 Noberries
-$14
-Pandora's Car Keys (2)
-Banana
-Crystal
-Chaos Oil
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Infinite's BETTER Map
-Broken Lazer Light
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Pandora's Shoe
-Xion
-Lacrosse Stick of Doom</b>

[Xion]

We already gutted the laser light, right?

So trade...

Gutted Laser Light for <s>Bandana (and let Araches wear it. XD)</s> Treepieces.

[Radium]

<b>Traded.

Items for Trade:
-Chaos Lightbulb
-Rope
-Lord of the Rings DVD
-Broken Lazer Light
-Snufuss Cloak
-Pandora's Can
-Twenty-Four Leaf Clover
-Bandana
-Basketball
-Pink Gumballs (10)

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennotefullyclotheductscraptfoursestrude lire
-Chaos Grapes (2)
-10 Noberries
-$14
-Pandora's Car Keys (2)
-Banana
-Crystal
-Chaos Oil
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Infinite's BETTER Map
-Treepieces
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Pandora's Shoe
-Xion
-Lacrosse Stick of Doom</b>

[Xion]

Analyze trade post

Ask: Can I buy a hint?

<s>OOC CHAT: Radifoo check your mail! Did you get my mail?</s>Never mind, I seem to have spoken too soon.

[Radium]

<b>The trading post is a small wooden building. Gremlins own it.

A hint from the Gremlin Guru will cost one item.</b>

I got your email and replied, Xi.

[Xion]

what happened to the rough map?

[Radium]

<b>Eh.. Faw ate it.</b>

[Xion]

Trade a box of frosted flakes for a hint.

[Radium]

<b>Fawriel refuses to give up any of his precious fifty boxes of Frosted Flakes.</b>

[Xion]

...give Faw a banana for a box of frosted flakes. <stupid stoner, GIMME THE BOX!>

[Radium]

<b>Fawriel does not want your banana. He still refuses to part with his Frosted Flakes.</b>

[Xion]

Trade the banana.

[Radium]

<b>I thought for sure you'd try to trade Fawriel.

You give the banana to the Gremlin Guru. "Re-read my last advice and the last thing a normal invisible gremlin told you," he instructs, "and seek allies, durnit."

[Xion]

Look at chip

This is the closest thing to an ally we have. If we can't find the shell, we have nothing. Just a blinking chip.

Find the car, let's go out for a drive and see if anything fell from the sky. (One would think that the shell would have been dumped into space, perhaps crashing on spinach custard.)

[Radium]

<b>I've already explained that Xion was hit by a spaceship. His harddrive was brought to a hospital and accidently lost in a box of chinese food.

"I pity your patheticness," the Gremlin Guru tells you, "take this lame twenty cent LED."

Obtained Light Emitting Diode!</b>

[Xion]

Still, just because he got hit by a spaceship doesn't mean that his shell is still around.

If he got hit by a spaceship, he's near space. That means there are still his pieces still around...

A head and torso (those two are almost fused together), Two Arms, and Two Legs!

...not to mention his weapons, which I bet got looted as soon as it happened.

[Xion]

wait...

Hook up the diode to the output point of Xion...

Isn't the comp coming back around 1500 posts?

[Radium]

<b>Don't get your PSOed hopes up; he got suXored into the engine. Shell = no sry plz thx.

You attach the LED to the output on the chip. It begins flashing.</b>

[Xion]

<b>Don't get your PSOed hopes up; he got suXored into the engine. Shell = no sry plz thx.

You attach the LED to the output on the chip. It begins flashing.</b>Record the bleeps...perhaps morse code?

[Xion]

hrm.

if we can find a path to the origon of Xion (Pioneer 2, perhaps Pioneer 3 if it is closer) we may be able to fit him with a new shell.

but untill we can, all we got is a chip with two flashing lights.

[Radium]

<b>01010000011011000111101000100000011000010111010001 11010001100001011000110110100000100000011010010110 11100111000001110101011101000010000001110100011010 000111100000101110

Everything related to PSO or Xion (except for Xion himself) miraculously explodes. There. Solved that problem.</b>

[Xion]

YES! A puzzle I can do fairly quickly.

Translation: Plz attach input thx.

Town Pipe to the Internet Cafe
Ask: Can we borrow a Keyboard?

The Pioneer Project will not die. Never.

[edit2]My admin fun.

<b>Xion starts blinking again.

01000001011100100110000101100011011010000110010101 11001100100000011011000110111101101111011010110111 00110010000001110110011001010111001001111001

At this point Araches pulls out the LED. She learned Binary from L33tz4n.</b>

...My only guess on how L33tz4n could learn n0n-l33t...4ww crap 1t starts...H3LP!!!

<araches> /me hits himself out cold on a html tag </araches>

/me wakes up

Okay, I'm better...


...I think.

[Radium]

<b>The gremlins apologize, as the keyboard is the part of the computer that is broken. Someone took a hatchet to it. New one will arrive in a few dosen posts, they tell you.

Xion (teh story one) does not even know about Araches yet.</b>

[Xion]

hm.

Town pipe: Upperspotplace
Go: Sporting goods store
Check: store inventory
--You mentioned pocket protectors for geeks. I also assume they have PDA-type things...or at least small keyboards for the PDA things.

clarification needed, and a binary message from Xion.

<i>01010100011010000110000101101110011010110111001100 10000001100110011011110111001000100000011101000110 10000110010100100000010000010111001001100001011000 11011010000110010101110011001000000111000001101001 01100011011101000111010101110010011001010010110000 10000001110010011000010110010001101001011001100110 11110110111100101110001000000010000001001001001000 00011011000110100101101011011001010010000001101001 01110100001000000110110101110101011000110110100000 10111000001101000010100000110100001010010010010111 01000010000001110011011010000110111101110101011011 00011001000010000001100010011001010010000001101111 01101110001000000110110101111001001000000101001101 11010001110010011010010110101101100101001110010010 00000110001001111001001000000111010001101000011001 01001000000110010101101110011001000010000001101111 01100110001000000111010001101000011001010010000001 11011101100101011001010110101100101110000011010000 10100000110100001010010101010110111001101100011001 01011100110111001100100000011110010110111101110101 00100000011011000110010101110100001000000110110101 10010100100000011100000110111101110011011101000010 00000110100101110100001000000110111101101110001000 00011011010111100100100000010011000100101000100000 01100010011001010110011001101111011100100110010100 1000000111010001101000011000010111010000101110</i>

[Radium]

<b>I said for <i>chess geeks</i>. You do notice, however, the lawyer who bought the camera from the trading post is climbing the rock wall.</b>

Message to Xion from Radium: 01001000010000010111011001100101001000000110011001 1101010110111000101110

[Xion]

offer to trade the wood pieces for the camera.

message back:
<i>01000110011100100110100101100100011000010111100100 10000001101001011101000010000001110111011010010110 11000110110000100000011000100110010100100000011011 11011011100010000001101101011110010010000001010011 01110100011100100110100101101011011001010011100100 10111000001101000010100000110100001010010011010111 10010010000001100001011000110110001101101111011101 01011011100111010000101110000011010000101000001101 00001010010110010110111101110101001000000111011101 10100101101100011011000010000001101110011011110111 01000010000001101000011000010111011001100101001000 00011000010110111001111001001000000110001101101111 01101110011101000111001001101111011011000010111000 00110100001010000011010000101001010000010101110100 1110010001010100010000101110</i>
I find this much more fun than PMing you.

[Radium]

<b>"I don't want your stupid woodpieces," says the lawyer, "I worked hard and killed many people to get this camera. Blackraptor commanded me to retrieve it. If you interfere with my plans, you will be destroyed."</b>

[Xion]

Challenge the lawyer to a race.

Uberbob Vs. Lawyer. Winner takes Camera.

[Radium]

<b>"Race to where?" the lawyer asks.</b>

[Xion]

Point at the rock wall

[Radium]

<b>"A one-armed one-legged one-eared rabbit is challenging me to a climbing race?" the lawyer asks, "what do I get if I win?"</b>

[Xion]

erm.

Faw. He gets Faw.

[Xion]

wwwaaaiiittt...

Challenge the lawyer to a warping race. First to warp to Fort Strato, Trading Post, Faw's Domain, and back to the upperspotplace wins.

Going off now, Be back around noon CST tomorrow.

Going play PSO.<and FIND MY SHELL DARNIT!>

[Radium]

<b>"I can't warp," says the Lawyer, "and if I recall correctly, niether can you."</b>

[Violet CLM]

Fair fight, then.

Why do you want the camera?

[Radium]

<b>I believe you wanted the camera as an input device for Xion.

"A race from here to Strato, the Trading Post, Faw's Domain, and back?" the Lawyer asks, "Without any help," he adds.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Exactly how does this lawyer know what all these places are? (And... uhhhh... why would he risk Blackraptor's plans to get Faw?)

[Radium]

<b>Your first question is valid. Maybe he's been following you..

Your second question is kind of krap. Maybe he's just confident. And for good reason.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Does Faw mind being wagered?

Claim page.

[Radium]

<b>Do we care?
Pagesteal.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Yes, we care!

"Faw, do you mind being wagered?"
Pagetakeback.

[Radium]

<b>Fawriel has no opinion on the matter.

"Are you READY yet?" the lawyer asks.</b>

[Grath]

Gogogo!

[Radium]

<b>You start the race. The lawyer runs outside and jumps in his invisible airplane. So... what do you do? Your party can't help, so you didn't really plan this very well.

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennotefullyclotheductscraptfoursestrude lire
-Chaos Grapes (2)
-10 Noberries
-$14
-Pandora's Car Keys (2)
-LED
-Crystal
-Chaos Oil
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Infinite's BETTER Map
-Treepieces
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Pandora's Shoe
-Xion
-Lacrosse Stick of Doom</b>

[Fawriel]

Please lose this race, I want to get out of this darn story! >_>;;

[Violet CLM]

Attack Invsible Airplane with Chaos Oil and Lacrosse Stick.

[Coppertop]

Use wings.

[Radium]

<b>The airplane is already long gone. And I'll give you a money-back gaurentee that arm-mounted wings can not outrun an airplane.


No, Faw. You'll still be in the story, even if we have to hook YOUR brain up to a AA battery and LED.</b>

[Coppertop]

Just stay where you are. Maybe he'll believe that you beat him.

[Radium]

<b>Pfft. You could at least go outside for a minute and make some muddy footprints while walking back through the door.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Do any of the shops here sell methods of transportation for $13.99 or less?
Are the benches nailed down?

[Fawriel]

*sigh*

I wonder if abuse of characters is against a rule...

[Radium]

<b>The benches are nailed down, but the nails are old and rusty. 14.99 transportation? A sports shop is bound to have bicicles and skateboards.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Buy Skateboard.
Buy Druid Robe.
Chaos Oil one foot to Skateboard.
Skateboard off edge of Upper Placespot.
Use Druid Robe as parachute.
Steer descent using Chaos Cord.
Land in Pandora's Car.
Put Skateboard in Trunk.
Plug Xion into Pandora's Car.
Have Xion steer Pandora's Car to Pandora's Island.
Consult map.


I have this nagging feeling this won't work.

[Radium]

<b>Skateboard: - $10
Druid Robe: - $3

Your plan successfully gets as far as landing in Pandora's Car. You consider making Xion steer to Pandora's Island, but remember that you don't even have a way to communicate with him.</b>

[Violet CLM]

I must admit that's better than I hoped.

Check time elapsed.
How hard can flying a car be?
Put Pandora's Car Keys in Pandora's Car
Drive Pandora's Car towards Pandora's Island

[Radium]

<b>It has been: Five min, 45 seconds.

You put the keys in and stare mindlessly at all the shiny controls and stuff. What do you do?</b>