Just like back in the pre-Win3.1 days...

[Xion]

I say we bring Virginia, the Vieran Summoner to cast Phoenix on the fallen party members!

[Violet CLM]

Everyone else says no.

Yodel.

[Radium]

<b>You know no good yodelsongs.

[Violet CLM]

Isn't that the point of yodeling?

[Radium]

<b>Game saved. You yodel. Araches kicks you off the cliff and you die. Game loaded.

[Violet CLM]

What is the bridge fastened to?
Kick Araches off the cliff.

[Radium]

<b>The bridge is tied to the rocky edge of the cliff. Araches is not near the edge.

[Ekardnamal]

Action: Look for more Manaberries

[Violet CLM]

Climb down the cliff.

[Ekardnamal]

I'd say the cliff is unclimbadownable, Unknown...

[Violet CLM]

Many times the most improbable solution has worked!

[Radium]

<b>There are no berries or ways down.

[Violet CLM]

Pageclaim.

[Ekardnamal]

But what do you wish to do if you can climb down the cliff? Uberbob can't swim.

[Violet CLM]

He could find some stepping stones and skip across the raging waters. Or find a random object which will become later in the game. Whatever.

[Ekardnamal]

Unknown, please tell Radium the directions to go back to the stone circle-thingy-with-giant-marble-inside.

[Xion]

Cast: Summon Cheats Window
Use: thereisnospoon
Cast: raise

(thereisnospoon is the wc3 cheat for 0MP spells)

[Violet CLM]

I'm not actually looking at the map, but try West, North.

[Radium]

<b>You return to the stone structure. It hasn't changed any.

[Xion]

Let's return to where we fought the WE's.

[Violet CLM]

*Doesn't look at the map* Umm.... South, South, South, West, West, West, West, West.

[Radium]

<b>...Wow.

You march across the island and return to the beach where you fought the water elementals. It appears to be a normal beach, there aren't even the usual dead bodies.

[Xion]

wait...not even the dead bodies of our party members?

[Violet CLM]

Don't you play any RPGs? Everybody drags their dead around with them!
Make a sand castle.

[Xion]

Rest on the soft sand...

making sure Faw sleeps so he can cast revive on shuri

[Radium]

<b>You construct a sand castle to pass the time. Then you and your party lay on the sand and try to rest. Eventually, crabs come out of the water and start to mentally harass you by poking you in the shoulder again and again.

[Violet CLM]

Smash crab.

[Radium]

<b>The l33t crab dodges.

[Risp_old]

Use telekinesis to fling crab away.

[Radium]

<b>Crab is flinged away. More crabs come.

[Risp_old]

Araches- use shadow ring

[Radium]

<b>Araches has no spell points.

Crabs are poking you in the shoulder. And won't stop.

[Risp_old]

Initiate battle!

[Radium]

<b>You are unable to initiate a battle against something five inches long. It's just sad.

[Xion]

ignore crabs

[Radium]

<b>You ignore the crabs. They continue poking your shoulder. Your shoulder has started to bleed.

[Xion]

Grab: Crab
Throw: Crab: Ocean

[Radium]

<b>Crab dodges.

[Ekardnamal]

Action: stomp on crab
Action: repeat until crabs don't bother you anymore

[Radium]

<b>You try to stomp the crab, but miss. Crabs are faster than they look.

In your mad stomping, something catches your eye. An old photograph is stuck in the tall grass at the edge the beach. You recognize it as the twenty year old picture of Fooruman and company, but don't know how it managed to get here.

[Risp_old]

Take: picture

[Radium]

<b>You pick up the old photograph and examine it. (By the popular demand of... Blacky. Few pages back.)

http://www.foxmage.com/TheParty.gif

Intentory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitylazerlighty superflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestr udelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Magic Mirror
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Sear's Exorcism Kit
-Ballista
-Gem
-Spring
-Berry
-Leaves
-Wildflowers
-Fruits (2)
-CrazyT
-Spoon
-Ice Pick
-Photograph

[Lem_Gambino]

Examine: Back of picture.
Go: East.

[Radium]

<b>The back of the picture is white.

You go to the east. You've reached the alchemist's wagon again. Exits are south, east, and west.

[Xion]

Analyze: Wagon

(again.)

[Radium]

<b>The wagon still contains the book and bottles that were in it before. There seems to be a few less bottles, though.

[Risp_old]

Take: books and bottles

[Radium]

<b>The book is still too heavy. The bottles are chained down.

[Xion]

Rest around the wagon

[Radium]

<b>Nobody really feels like resting. Except you, and nobody likes you.

Game Saved.

[Lem_Gambino]

Search: The deep caverns of Uberbob's mind for any information on his parents/family.
Go: East, North.

[Radium]

<b>You look deep into your mind for content. Unfortunately, your search returned no hits. Please insert disk tw.. nevermind.

You start to leave, but Araches stops you. "I'm still curious why this picture got here," she says.

[Risp_old]

Claim page.
Have Faw use seer magic to find Zodiac.

[Lem_Gambino]

Say: "Maybe the person that runs the tavern dropped it when he was raiding the wagon. Let's go ask the people at the tavern."
Go: East, North, durnit!

[Radium]

<b>Fawriel can not yet cast "locate".

"Maybe the person that runs the tavern dropped it when he was raiding the wagon," you tell Araches, "let's go ask the people at the tavern." Despite this, you head east and north. You've reached the place with the translucent fruit hanging from the trees. Exits be north, west, and south.

[Risp_old]

I knew we should have got more seer magic!

[Radium]

<b>Ombno D=

[Risp_old]

I was talking to Unknown.

[Blackraptor]

Go: West, South
Action: Search the area you found the picture in

And Rad, thx =D =D =D

[Radium]

<b>West-south lands you in the ocean. I'll do south-west for you.

You go south and west, returning to the beach. Nothing of interest seems to be here.

[Risp_old]

Go on a crab killing spree.

[Radium]

<b>The crabs are too fast for your mad killing skills.

I've been flipping through this thread, and there's a lot of spells that seem to "vanish" over time. Even if it slips <i>my</i> mind, don't forget L33tz4n can cast Dimention Divider (summoning ward) and Fawriel can cast Town Gate (Antifoo currently has a teleportation ward spell, if you were wondering). Eventually Uberbob's supposed to be able to cast Fysics Phalure, I'll give it to him if you ever get off this island. The one thing nobody uses enough is Glitching. Nobody actually even remembers the original description; I thought for sure a few of you would abuse all the little tricks with it. It <i>is</i> the most powerful magic form.

[Risp_old]

I suppose we got bored of it after Xion's mad glitching spree.

[Blackraptor]

Action: Cast: Glitching (crabs arent suppose to be that fast ;( )
Action: Search in the area you found the photograph in.

[Radium]

<b>These are SPECIAL crabs. And you already searched the area three times. Stop it.

Remember, when you don't know, ask.

[Blackraptor]

;(

Ask: Party: How did photograph get there
Ask: Fooruman: If this is near Unfoorumans Castle
<s> Cast: Glitching: On Fooruman, he isnt meant to exist D= </s>

[Radium]

<b>You turn to Araches and Faw and ask them how the photograph got there. They shrug. "You're the leader," Faw says.

Fooruman is not with you right now.

[Blackraptor]

Argh.

Ask: Where is fooruman? =(
Action: Go to Fooruman
(if that doesnt work, just go north, west, west, west, and pray.)

[Risp_old]

Isn't he still in that room with the sux magic books?

[Radium]

<b>Blacky is just talking so he gets to exhale.

[Blackraptor]

D=. But going in random directions is fun!

[Radium]

<b>You only get to move multiple places in one post if you specifically know where you're going, like when UR races across the island.

[Blackraptor]

But then how do you go to places you haven't been to before?
View: Directions to go.

[Lem_Gambino]

Go: East, North, West.

[Radium]

But then how do you go to places you haven't been to before?
<b>Step by step. Direction per post. Lem's directions land in the ocean.

Only exit is east.

[Lem_Gambino]

GUH.
Go: East, North, East.

[Radium]

<b>That also runs into the water. Maybe some walls.

[Blackraptor]

Action: Go east.

[Radium]

<b>YAY BLACKAY.

You go east. You have reached the alchemist's wagon again. Exits are west, east, and south - towards the gray trees.

[Risp_old]

Action: go south

[Radium]

<b>Southed. You are currently in the gray tree tunnel. Exits are west and north.

[Blackraptor]

Action: Go west

[Radium]

<b>You have reached the end of the tree tunnel and are in the normal forest again. Exits are east, west, and south.

[Blackraptor]

Action: Go south

[Violet CLM]

I'm back!

What do you mean "currently" has a teleportation ward? Does this mean "it turns on and off whenever I feel like it"?
Could you fight Araches and gain magic skills in case of victory?
If L33tz4n is dead, does that mean Uberbob can do glitching on his own, or does he need another person who can glitch as well?
According to my map, we've been everywhere (except across the bridge). Is this right, or did I miss a link somewhere?
How long do human skeletons last if left out in the sun?
What are the book chains made of? Are/were there any loose chains/chain holders in the wagon?
Why does the photograph look like an ordinary drawing with "aged newspaper", "page", "page", "rotate" and some random light thing applied to it?
Is your shoulder still bleeding? Which one was/is it?
What species are the crabs?
Are enemy encounters "random" right now? I assume not, as the past enemies on Antifoo have seemed to be in areas completely devoted to the fight.
Speaking of lost spells, did Faw lose Mass Badhurt and Suxball from his Hit On The Head? Did he eat them?
How old was the brick wall? What was it held together by?
Do people get money at random intervals if you don't ask about it for long enough?
How come Araches has learnt more in her time with you than in the six years of Dark Arts?
Blackraptor banished Faw to a "far away land". Isn't Pandora's Island just a few miles away at most? Is this a as-of-yet unsolved mystery involving Faw's chaotic past and brain?

Oops. I have to go again.

[Xion]

<b>The one thing nobody uses enough is Glitching.</b>
Well if you would think about half of my resons for glitching then maybe I'd use it a little more.


Besides, I am the one in control of all glitching, since not many other people can figure out how to work it properly...

*GASP* Do we still have the magic map?

The Magic Map is still unusable, right? The island is somehow preventing it's magic. The only thing that has this ability is a Rabid object, i.e. the rabid pool, rabid aligators, etc. etc.

So perhaps the entire island is rabid?


This brings up a flaw: How could the WE be summoned on this island when magic is nullified?

Glitch: Island

[Radium]

What do you mean "currently" has a teleportation ward? Does this mean "it turns on and off whenever I feel like it"?
Pretty much. Eventually you might even find what's causing it. This also answers Xion's question.
Could you fight Araches and gain magic skills in case of victory?
The magic skills are available after large battles or when I notice you haven't gotten one in a long time.
If L33tz4n is dead, does that mean Uberbob can do glitching on his own, or does he need another person who can glitch as well?
The second one.
According to my map, we've been everywhere (except across the bridge). Is this right, or did I miss a link somewhere?
Being everywhere doesn't mean you did or saw everything.
How long do human skeletons last if left out in the sun?
What do I look like, an anthropoligist? Actually, I think "necropoligist" is a better word for it.
What are the book chains made of? Are/were there any loose chains/chain holders in the wagon?
Unidentified metal. And there were lose chains, like they had been broken.
Why does the photograph look like an ordinary drawing with "aged newspaper", "page", "page", "rotate" and some random light thing applied to it?
*sigh* If you really want, I'll print it out on photo paper, crumple it up, kick it around a little in the dirt, and take a picture of it.
Is your shoulder still bleeding? Which one was/is it?
Slightly, and the organic one.
What species are the crabs?
Um... blueish gray kind.
Are enemy encounters "random" right now? I assume not, as the past enemies on Antifoo have seemed to be in areas completely devoted to the fight.
Not at all random. Yet.

Speaking of lost spells, did Faw lose Mass Badhurt and Suxball from his Hit On The Head? Did he eat them?
Yes to both.
How old was the brick wall? What was it held together by?
It was in fairly good condition and held together with cement stuff.
Do people get money at random intervals if you don't ask about it for long enough?
Not really. Sometimes I just notice that you need money.
How come Araches has learnt more in her time with you than in the six years of Dark Arts?
Experience is the best way to learn.
Blackraptor banished Faw to a "far away land". Isn't Pandora's Island just a few miles away at most? Is this a as-of-yet unsolved mystery involving Faw's chaotic past and brain?
Essentially. It's really my fault, since the story started out fairly random. As a plot began to surface through players' actions, I was able to plan ahead better. If you ever need an idea for a WT story, I suggest making the first few pages D&D style play.

<b>You go south. This is the normal, boring, empty link of forest. Exits are north and west

[Risp_old]

Glitch: Island
Is it really wise to try to make the island you are on vanish when you do not know how to swim?

[Lem_Gambino]

Go: West.
Examine: Surrounding area.

[Radium]

<b>Westward ye marcheth! You are at the place that you defeated the pacmen. There's nothing but trees and grass here. Exits be north, south, and east.

[Lem_Gambino]

Go: Northernesque.
Examine: Surrounding area.

[Blackraptor]

Bah. Whatever. I'm going to make a map of antifoo since its evily confusing to navigate uberbob and teh party without one. (Unless Unknown would be kind enough to share his ;) ;) ;) )


Edit: Je réclame la page pour le Canada, or something

[Violet CLM]

I'll probably upload it once I change some of the descriptions so they make sense to people other than me. "COOL PLACE" is somewhat useless, for example.

[Radium]

<b>But teh cool place is AWERSOME.

You go north. You are outside the Sux Library. Fooruman comes out to greet you. "Hello suxes," he says, "it appears more of you are dead than when I last saw you."

[Violet CLM]

"Why, have you learned Respawn party members who weren't dead last I saw them?"

[Radium]

<b>"No," he responds, "but I did learn an intersting spell known as 'clean mousepad'."

[Violet CLM]

"You are teh sux."

[Risp_old]

Say: "I wish I had a dirty mousepad for you to clean."

[Radium]

<b>"You are teh sux," you say, "I wish I had a dirty mousepad for you to clean."
"Thank you, and you too," he responds merrily.

[Blackraptor]

Ask: Fooruman: If he is ready to rejoin our party.

[Radium]

<b>"Oh, okay," he says. Fooruman has rejoined your party!

[Blackraptor]

View: Faw's MP
View: Party (and their status, dead or alive)
View: Party spells

[Radium]

<b>Uberbob(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP40.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP30.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP20.gif Spells: Stoneskin, Enchant Weapon, Randomtacklemanashackle, Glitch
Fawriel(Move:1)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP70.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP30.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP30.gif Spells: Heal, Raise, Mass Power Restore, Visions, Martyr, Town Gate
Araches(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP50.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP10.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP10.gif Spells: Haste, Bloodlust, Magic Dart, Life Drain, Shadow Ring
Fooruman(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP50.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP70.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP20.gif Spells: Sulfur Ward, Damage Wooden Surface, Disable All Paper Springs, Irish Ward, Melt Rubber, Invert Lense Color, Clean Mousepad
Leetz4n = dead
Shuriken = dead
Fawriel has the MP to cast "raise".

[Violet CLM]

Warning: excessively high color count, excessively high filesize, excessive use of cheap PSP effects, excessive use of Google Image Search. It is... Antifoo! (give or take a few details)
ftp://ftp.tachyonlabs.com/pub/users/ttachyon/sam/Antifoo.png

[Risp_old]

A key would be useful.

[Blackraptor]

dfghfldhfd, you upload it after I made my own map ;( ;( ;(

[Radium]

<b>Wow. Very nice map. I like the PSP and Google abuse.

We could always look at BR's too.

[Blackraptor]

Mines drawn on paper in scribbles that only I can understand. Imo its more precise though, but doesnt look as detailed.
Action: Raise L33tz4n

[Lem_Gambino]

*gives UR the "Best Map EVAR Award"*

Go: South twice.
Enter: Tavern.
Say: "Hey, Mr. Barkeeper sir (I forget his name), you dropped your picture on the beach north of here. Were you up there for some reason? And while we're at it, what do you know about an alchemist's wagon near said beach?"

BTW, What are the big, colorful dots for?

[Risp_old]

Actually, the picture belongs to Carl, the seller of overpriced novelty items.

We first saw it here- http://www.jazz2online.com/jcf/showpost.php?p=211376&postcount=4556

[Lem_Gambino]

Well, in that case...replace "Tavern" with "Overpriced Novelty Item Shop Place" and "Barkeeper" with "Carl" in my last post, plz k thx.

[Violet CLM]

The big colorful dots are berries.

A key? What parts aren't obvious enough?

asdf I forgot the bones. :(


edit: ohwaitaminute. The stone stuff isn't some bizarre model of the four islands and Placespot, is it?

[Radium]

<b>You walk south twice into the ghost town. When you get there, you notice that the novelty item store is gone. A giant stone monolith stands in its place, and pieces of the foundation are still visible, as if the monolith simply came out of the ground and destroyed the structure.

[Xion]

analyze: monolith

[Lem_Gambino]

Search for survivors.

[Radium]

<b>Nobody in the store was alive to begin with.

The monolith is made from only the finest pantsstone and is perfectly smooth. it hs no markings or symbols on it, and goes straight up about sixty feet to a pyramid-like top.

[Xion]

Grab: Random rock
Throw: Random Rock: monolith

[Violet CLM]

North, north, east, east, north, east, east, east, east, north, north, north. Look around.

[Blackraptor]

<b>Nobody in the store was alive to begin with.

The monolith is made from only the finest pantsstone and is perfectly smooth. it hs no markings or symbols on it, and goes straight up about sixty feet to a pyramid-like top.


Then shouldn't it be called an Obelisk then?

[Radium]

Then shouldn't it be called an Obelisk then?
<b>It's too monolithic to be an obelisk. But in theory, yes.

You pick up a rock and throw it at the monolith. It bounces off with a "krpik".

[Lem_Gambino]

Look for an entrance.

[Blackraptor]

Action: Knock against all sides of the <s>Obelisk</s>Monolith and see which side sounds hollow.
Action: Attempt to open/break through that side.

[Radium]

<b>No sides sound hollow. No enterance is visible.

[Xion]

Follow Unknown's directions.

[Lem_Gambino]

He just did. DX
Go: South, East, North.

[Violet CLM]

He most certainly did not.

[Radium]

<b>You run north, north, east, east, north, east, east, east, east, north, north, and north (whew). You have once again reached the monolithic spire with the four small pillars surrounding it. At the top of the structure is a sphere with a stone ring around it - slightly offset to the side. Nohting appears different or out of place.

[Xion]

Slam: Spire

[Radium]

<b>-10 HP. Don't make me do it again. Game Saved.

Uberbob(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP30.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP30.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP20.gif Spells: Stoneskin, Enchant Weapon, Randomtacklemanashackle, Glitch
Fawriel(Move:1)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP70.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP30.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP30.gif Spells: Heal, Raise, Mass Power Restore, Visions, Martyr, Town Gate
Araches(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP50.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP10.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP10.gif Spells: Haste, Bloodlust, Magic Dart, Life Drain, Shadow Ring
Fooruman(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP50.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP70.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP20.gif Spells: Sulfur Ward, Damage Wooden Surface, Disable All Paper Springs, Irish Ward, Melt Rubber, Invert Lense Color, Clean Mousepad

[Lem_Gambino]

South, East.

[Radium]

<b>You go south and east back to the cliffs near the northern part of the island. They slope into the water ahead of you. Exits are north and west.

[acid]

West, north, randomtacklemanashacke large monolithic thing, page claim.

[Radium]

<b>Your spell hits the monolith. Nothing seems to happen.

Uberbob(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP30.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP10.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP20.gif Spells: Stoneskin, Enchant Weapon, Randomtacklemanashackle, Glitch
Fawriel(Move:1)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP70.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP30.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP30.gif Spells: Heal, Raise, Mass Power Restore, Visions, Martyr, Town Gate
Araches(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP50.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP10.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP10.gif Spells: Haste, Bloodlust, Magic Dart, Life Drain, Shadow Ring
Fooruman(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP50.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP70.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP20.gif Spells: Sulfur Ward, Damage Wooden Surface, Disable All Paper Springs, Irish Ward, Melt Rubber, Invert Lense Color, Clean Mousepad

[Violet CLM]

Is the monolith made of rubber?

[Radium]

<b>Nay.

[Violet CLM]

Climb monolith.
Say "monobot gip".

[Blackraptor]

Action: Look for hollow walls in the monolith.
Action: If none found, randomly throw stuff at Monolith.

[Blackraptor]

Climb monolith.
Say "monobot gip".

hahahaha, nice.

[Radium]

<b>It is too smooth to climb. There are no enterances. You throw stuff at it. It bounces off harmlessly.

[Violet CLM]

Inventory.

[Radium]

<b>Intentory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitylazerlighty superflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestr udelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Magic Mirror
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Sear's Exorcism Kit
-Ballista
-Gem
-Spring
-Berry
-Leaves
-Wildflowers
-Fruits (2)
-CrazyT
-Spoon
-Ice Pick
-Photograph

By the way, I encourage everyone to play Thy Dungeonman 2.

[Risp_old]

Wait, there was a second one?

[Radium]

<b><s>The monoloth that popped up in the town and the one to the north.</s> Ooooh, you mean Thy Dungeonman. Yes, there was.

[Xion]

Use: Ice pick: Monolith

[Ekardnamal]

I BEAT THY DUNGEONMAN 2!!!!! With a score of 71... :P

[Radium]

<b>You try to ice pick the monolith to death, but you can not penetrate the surface.

[Violet CLM]

Ha. I had 73 before I even looked at all the cheats and goodies and stuff.

View Magic Map.

[Radium]

<b>Uberbob pulls out his magic map...
http://www.foxmage.com/MagicMap.gif

[Violet CLM]

Place: Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitylazerlighty superflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestr udelire: SW Stone Block.
Place: Photograph: NW Stone Block.
...give up due to lack of other objects. Stare mournfully at the magic map. Compose love poetry.

[Radium]

<b>You place the items on the blocks and give up. Then you stare at the magic map and compose love poetry. "Roses are red, violets are blue," you begin, thinking for ideas. "You are a bread, I am love you," you finish, thinking the poem to yourself over and over again.

[Violet CLM]

Ask Faw to raise someone.

[Radium]

<b>Who?

[Violet CLM]

If Faw gets to decide, doesn't that make him more three dimensional?

[Radium]

<b>Fawriel raises a dead piece of grass. He was feeling sorry for it, being the only dead blade in that particular patch.

Uberbob(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP30.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP10.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP20.gif Spells: Stoneskin, Enchant Weapon, Randomtacklemanashackle, Glitch
Fawriel(Move:1)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP70.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP10.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP30.gif Spells: Heal, Raise, Mass Power Restore, Visions, Martyr, Town Gate
Araches(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP50.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP10.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP10.gif Spells: Haste, Bloodlust, Magic Dart, Life Drain, Shadow Ring
Fooruman(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP50.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP70.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP20.gif Spells: Sulfur Ward, Damage Wooden Surface, Disable All Paper Springs, Irish Ward, Melt Rubber, Invert Lense Color, Clean Mousepad

[Violet CLM]

...load.

Ask Faw to raise either L33tz4n or Shuri.

[Lem_Gambino]

Raise Leetzan. She's more useful.

[Radium]

<b>L33tz4n has been raised! L33tz4n did not enjoy being dead and complains about it for a long time. Uberbob -1 mental sanity.

Uberbob(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP30.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP10.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP20.gif Spells: Stoneskin, Enchant Weapon, Randomtacklemanashackle, Glitch
Fawriel(Move:1)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP70.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP10.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP30.gif Spells: Heal, Raise, Mass Power Restore, Visions, Martyr, Town Gate
Araches(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP50.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP10.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP10.gif Spells: Haste, Bloodlust, Magic Dart, Life Drain, Shadow Ring
L33tz4n(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP70.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP40.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP20.gif Spells: Summon Soap, Summon Mythslayer, Enchantresphere, Glitch, Summon Water Elemental, Hypnotize, Hypnotism Ward, Dimention Divider
Fooruman(Move:2)http://www.foxmage.com/threeone/HP50.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/MP70.gifhttp://www.foxmage.com/threeone/AP20.gif Spells: Sulfur Ward, Damage Wooden Surface, Disable All Paper Springs, Irish Ward, Melt Rubber, Invert Lense Color, Clean Mousepad

[Violet CLM]

Recite the poem.

[Radium]

<b>You recite your poem to L33tz4n. "Roses are red, violets are blue. You are a bread, I am love you." She stares blankly at you for a while, then says "that poem is crap."

[Violet CLM]

Claim Faw wrote it.

[Radium]

<b>"Faw wrote it," you say. L33tz4n does not respond.

Fawriel stares blankly at the dead piece of grass, muttering "I'll call you Billy..."

[Violet CLM]

Look at Billy.

[Radium]

<b>Billy is a very dead blade of grass. He is about three inches tall and brownish-yellow in color.

[Risp_old]

Ask Billy to join the party.

[Violet CLM]

Does Billy have any money?

[Radium]

<b>Billy has no money nor any interest in joining the party. He's a dead blade of grass.

[Ekardnamal]

Action: pick Billy

[Violet CLM]

Does Billy know any spells?

[Radium]

<b>You carefully dig up the small dead piece of grass and put it in your intentory. (and no, it doesn't have any spells)

Intentory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitylazerlighty superflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestr udelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Magic Mirror
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Sear's Exorcism Kit
-Ballista
-Gem
-Spring
-Berry
-Leaves
-Wildflowers
-Fruits (2)
-CrazyT
-Spoon
-Ice Pick
-Photograph
-Dead Blade of Grass

[Ekardnamal]

Offer Faw Billy

[Radium]

<b>Fawriel takes the piece of grass, hugging it disturbingly. "I will make him ALL BETTER," he says.

[Violet CLM]

Edge away.
Claim page.
Name page "Timmy".

[Radium]

<b>You edge away. Fawriel continues to hug the dead piece of grass.
"So, did you figure anything important out in my... absence?" L33tz4n questions.

[Violet CLM]

You know, most people would be happily surprised to be rescued from such an early death. Most people never get brought back to life period!

"Well, we found a public map of the island, but other than that, our average intelligence was too low."

[Ekardnamal]

We found the rope bridge...

[Radium]

<b>"Well, we found a public map of the island and a rope bridge, but other than that, our average intelligence was too low," you reply. L33tz4n shrugs and watches Faw mindlessly hug the grass.

</b>Chracter interaction is low! Game needs dialogue badly!

[Ekardnamal]

Say: Faw, would you PLEASE stop doing that?

[Violet CLM]

...what are we doing if not interacting?

[Xion]

Slap: Faw

[Ekardnamal]

Don't slap him! That's mean... And he's becoming insane... Just like Uberbob... ^_^

[Violet CLM]

Uberbob's not insane. He just lives his life the way a bunch of voices in his head tell him to.

[Radium]

<b>"Would you please stop that," you say to Fawriel. He frowns and puts Billy away in an empty Frosted Flakes box.

</b>@UR: Who said anything about a party?

[Ekardnamal]

Yes, those voices are us, and, given the option, we would probably tell him to burn things... Or at least I would...

[Violet CLM]

Party? Uh, you might have... nothing else that I see.

Look for living blades of grass.

[Xion]

Slap: The back of Faw's head
Say: Crazy little sonuva...
Trail off

[Ekardnamal]

Coming from Uberbob, that wouldn't mean much.

[Radium]

<b>Most of the grass is alive, actually.

[Violet CLM]

Pick most of the grass.

[Xion]

Coming from Uberbob, that wouldn't mean much.
Fine then.

Control: Araches
Slap: Faw
Say: You've gone mad!


(And since Faw's going coo-coo, I say we bring in another healer. :p)

[Ekardnamal]

And you want to do what with it...

[Ekardnamal]

No... Not Nansen?

[Xion]

And you want to do what with it...
Smoke it, Duh!

And yes, I am talking about Nansen, who has all of the Alchemist and White Mage abilities. n.n

[Ekardnamal]

*sighs* If we're going to bring in a white mage, bring in Olivar.

[Xion]

Olivar? My Bangaa? Nah. Nansen's the Nu Mou White Mage of mine. n.n

[Ekardnamal]

No, Olivar's my white mage. Has FULLY mastered Black Magic, almost mastered White Magic, and currently is an Illusionist...

[Violet CLM]

WRONG GAME.

[Ekardnamal]

:(
Go: West, north

[Radium]

<b>Thankee, UR.

I thought you were already there, but either way, you end up at the spire with the sphere and ring. You try to pick the grass but Fawriel stops you. "You can't kill them!" he says, shocked, "they're innocent!"

[Xion]

That's it.

Leave: Faw: Current Position.

Go: Rope Bridge (You give me the directions, cretin.)

[Radium]

<b>Don't go getting lazy. UR even gave you a map.

[Lem_Gambino]

A map that I happen to be looking at right now.
Take: Faw. You can't just leave the only healer behind, doggoneit!
Go: South, West.

[Radium]

<b>You go south and west. You are again at the large machine. The gears turn and wires spark, but it clearly still doesn't do anything.

[Violet CLM]

WEST IS LEFT. EAST IS RIGHT. YOU KNOW THIS NOW.

Tentatively put the spring back into the machine.

[Lem_Gambino]

@UR: Um, I knew that since like, forever.
Examine Machine.
How can so many seemingly useless objects end up on this island?

[Radium]

<b>You can't put the spring back because it was broken off.

You examine the machine. Pipes, springs, pulleys, gears, pumps, and dials cover the contraption. It doesn't appear to have a purpouse, however.

[Lem_Gambino]

Look at the control panel.

[Radium]

<b>There is none.

[Lem_Gambino]

Turn the leftmost, topmost knob 180 degrees.

[Radium]

<b>It's glued in place.

[Lem_Gambino]

Go: East, South, South, West, West, West.

[Radium]

<b>You have returned to the Junkyard. Piles of outdated machinery pointlessly sit in the middle of the forest.

[Xion]

UR even gave you a map.Strange, I didn't see a map.

Oh my, a page. MINE.

*claims page in the name of Nansen*

[Sciz CT]

On page 122, fiend. (ftp://ftp.tachyonlabs.com/pub/users/ttachyon/sam/Antifoo.png)

[Xion]

On page 122, fiend. (ftp://ftp.tachyonlabs.com/pub/users/ttachyon/sam/Antifoo.png)
Thanks for the 404.

[Risp_old]

Thanks for the 404.
What 404? That link works for me.

[Xion]

>_< It didn't work at the time I tried it.

[Xion]

I'm taking a guess here...

East, East, East, North, North, East.

Save Game

Strike: Ropes of Rope Bridge

[Lem_Gambino]

Methinks that isn't a good idea.

[Radium]

<b>You forgot one north. I'll add it for you.

You return to the bridge and strike the ropes. The bridge collapses into the chasm and vanishes beneath the water. Game saved.

[Lem_Gambino]

I TOLD YOU THAT WASN'T A GOOD IDEA!!! *maims Xion and Radium*
Son of a...ugh.

Exit game.
Uninstall games.
Reformat hard drive.
Reinstall games.
Start game.

Sorry about that, but it had to be done. >=( <--- fire in eyes

[Violet CLM]

This all seems strangely familiar...

[Radium]

<b>Format your own HD.

[Risp_old]

Done and done.

[Radium]

<b>Dang. Always wondered what would happen if someone listened to me.

Anyway, no, you aren't allowed to restart. Otherwise you'd never get anywhere.

[Violet CLM]

Plus poor Radium would get very bored while you did the same things ALL OVER AGAIN.

What remains of the bridge?

[Blackraptor]

Either way, Radifoo said there'd be some puzzle to get into the citadel/castle/fortress/thing, so I highly doubt the bridge was the right way in (Im assuming the citadel/castle/fortress/thing is across the bridge)

[Radium]

<b>There remains nothing. D=.

[Violet CLM]

L33tz4n: Summon MSN Butterfly guy.
Mug MSN Butterfly guy for his wings.

[Lem_Gambino]

I don't think we'll be able to get across the ledge just by flying...
Set Up Ballista.

[Risp_old]

If that does not work we can always ask Einstein.

[Radium]

<b>You summon the MSN guy, take his wings, and kick him off the cliff.

[Risp_old]

Are his wings strong enough to allow Uberbob to fly?

[Radium]

<b>Short distances. And people will laugh at you.

[Risp_old]

How far is it to the other side?

[Radium]

<b>You could probably make it.

[Risp_old]

Save.

Fly over to other side.

[Xion]

...Foolish Radium... Why can't he follow simple ordering instructions?

[Radium]

<b>Yes, why can't he.

You save and fly over. Unfortunately, Unfooruman's snipers shoot you down. What, did you think he was one of those evil guys with swimsuit girls and mindless thugs as guards? Game Loaded.

[Xion]

Attempt to dodge sniper shots as you gilde over this time.

[Radium]

<b>Who do you think you are, Neo?

[Sciz CT]

Araches: Cast: Haste: Uberbob
Uberbob: Cast: Stoneskin: Uberbob
Uberbob: Fly over the chasm.

[Radium]

<b>You still die. Game loaded.

[Xion]

<b>Who do you think you are, Neo?
To be honest, yes.

[Lem_Gambino]

Look across the chasm.
Go: West, South twice, West four times.
Look inside wagon.

[Violet CLM]

Fly across chasm, using Bookmark of Eternity to stop shots.

[Radium]

<b>You forgot one south, but you return to the wagon. It's still very much a wagon. Feel the wagony.

[Ekardnamal]

Go: South, east, south, east, south

[Radium]

<b>You're mirrored.

[Ekardnamal]

Mirrored?

[Xion]

Means "GO THE OTHER WAY IDIOT"