Just like back in the pre-Win3.1 days...

[Fawriel]

Check the ladder for how much pressure it could withstand.

Beside the fact that you even SUGGESTED that I carry her.

[Strato]

Map is now 25% done with mountains and grasslands added. Coloring in is begining soon, and a few more locations are being added. Stopping for a little while.

Ask : L337z4n : Do you have any idea on how you could get up there?
Talk : Infinite Spaz : Who are you and why are you here?
Ask : L337z4n : Could the butterflies or battleflies or the msn guy help you up?

Control : Infinite Spaz
Claim : Page : In the name of Map
Go : Spot Place

[Violet CLM]

Ooh, 1000 posts. Weather time.

[Fawriel]

Pageclaim in the name of L33tz4n-sexiness!

[Radium]

<b>There is such an array of perfect ways to accomplish this, you decide not to ask. You could tie her to someone, make Faw carry her, use the ChaosCord (though nobody's seemed to have figured that one out yet), ect.
</b>

[Strato]

Tie her to Faw and begin the big climb.

[Violet CLM]

I trust the Chaos Cord less than I trust Araches, and I don't want to be responsible for any way of getting up this ladder.

Hope it doesn't rain.

[Fawriel]

make Faw carry her
..which we could have done long before already....

[Radium]

<b>You tie L33tz4n to Faw and begin the climb up (Uberbob first, Fawriel second, Araches last). You climb up and up the ladder as the air thins. Passing though several cloud layers, you finally reach the top. A large platform that appears to be almost a mile wide and long is suspended in the sky by an unknown force. A sign mounted in the center reads "Place Spot Shopping Center" with "no noobz plz thnx" scribbled under it. Glancing at the shops around you, you see ChaosClothing (Your clothing retailer for goths, crossdressers and druids), TravelUnsafe Inc. (Telling you how to reach places you never cared to go), Thick's Sporting Goods (For those of us who like getting hit in the head), and Evil Grandma Conquista's Grocery (Food for the good impared). Several park benches scatter the area, and (non invisible) people and creatures aimlessly go about their buisiness.</b>

If time > 9:00
{
Radium_gotobed = true
}
else
{
spam
}

[Violet CLM]

Cut ladder with dagger.

[Strato]

WHYWHYWHYWHYWHY?! Anyway, go up to the nearest creature

Talk : Creature : Where are we?

[Strato]

MAP UPDATE : 30% done with partial coloring in of various spots. All locations have been added, and 3 more forests and several mountain ranges have been added.

[Radium]

<b>I'm taking that dagger and throwing it off the ledge before you do any serious damage. *throws*

You walk up to a random person and as where you are. "Upper Place Spot" they respond.</b>

[Xion]

analyze: upper spot place.

[Violet CLM]

Oh no! Did the dagger hit the raft?

[Radium]

<b>No, the dagger hit the water.

Upper Place Spot appears to be a large floating platform with some stores and people on it. And a ladder.</b>

[Fawriel]

Ask someone if there's a shop one can buy weapons in.

[Radium]

<b>You ask the random person if there's a place to get weapons. "Well," he begins, "I'm fairly sure ChaosClothing can make anything... for a price."</b>

[Fawriel]

Go to ChaosClothing and ask them what a sabre for Uberbob, a Katana for Faw, a staff for Araches and two daggers for L33tz4n would cost.

[Radium]

<b>You enter ChaosClothing and see an assortment of scary people admiring gothic garments hanging around the walls. A large poster hangs on the wall reading "Customize your own Celtic robe for only $120.00!". You walk up to the storeowner, a freakish man in midnight-black battle armor and ask what some weapons would cost. The man simply replies "market price". And anyone who's seen that on a seafood menu knows that's a bad thing.</b>

[Xion]

Ask if araches would be able to "sell herself" for some weaponry. <s>A no is a perfectly okay answer, she's hot enough.</s>

Ask about Photon-based weaponry, preferrably a few Gungirs.

[Radium]

Ask if araches would be able to "sell herself" for some weaponry.<b>Eeehrrr... no.

You ask the storeowner about the gunger or whatever things, and like me he has no idea what you are talking about. Dude, you need to play less games and associate with more <i>real</i> people.</b>

[Strato]

Xion foo now I'm going to go off and draw something even more saxxay than Araches so you clear your mind from her for more than 2 seconds. Or "explode" from overheating "your" mother board.

Map has no progress yet, going back to work on it.

[Fawriel]

Gungnir = a weapon from norse mythology. Lance, I think.

[Radium]

Gungnir = a weapon from norse mythology. Lance, I think.Ask about Photon-based weaponry, preferrably a few Gungirs.

:7 <sdhs>

[Strato]

You can put a name on anything Rad. I'm going to go make a giant aircraft and call it a Phalanx.

[Radium]

<b>I think I'll take all these off-topic posts and call them spam.</b>

[Xion]

Fine then.

Say "Got any weapons that are short blades on long sticks?" That's basically a Partisan/Halibert/Gungir/etc.

Or just ask "Photon-compression Technology...is that available?"

[Radium]

<b>The evil storeowner replies "We tailor any weapon... for a price," malevolently. Some evil redneck wearing dark blue overalls and holding a lazer shotgun says "I squeased mahself a photo once, are that yer 'fodon-compershin' tecknologer?"</b>

[Strato]

Ask : Shopkeeper : I have no money, do you accept trades?

[Fawriel]

:7 <sdhs>
If that was supposed to make fun of me, all I can say is "D'oh".
You think a game like PSO would make up a name like GUNGNIR themselves?

[Xion]

I know that.

Just finding a Gungir itself would be difficult.

Anyways, here's the partisan motion, if you need some kind of motion needed...A gungir is just a Yellow version of a Partisan. XD
http://www.planetdreamcast.com/psoworld/images/photonweapons/partisanmotion1.jpg

[Radium]

Ask : Shopkeeper : I have no money, do you accept trades?(On topic, YAY!)
<b>The shopkeeper is not a pawnshop owner. He does not accept trades of items that are worthless to him or his occupation.</b>

[Strato]

Ok, so it's pointless to be here...but...
Ask : Shopkeeper : Do you know of any quests I could do for you in exchange for weapons?

[Radium]

<b>"What do ya' think this is? Some sort of RPG? Sure, let's bring object A to person B and get item C for trade for part D. Go get lost," He responds.</b>

[Xion]

(On topic, YAY!)
<b>The shopkeeper is not a pawnshop owner. He does not accept trades of items that are worthless to him or his occupation.</b>
Say "Can we have a minute alone?"

Party: group away.
say "Araches, I think we can get our weapons and *burn* him at the same time."

[Strato]

Now xion is just starting to scare me. --Inf Spaz (My job is done.)Suprised you didn't call me efil cat. As for the story, I think we should leave.

[Radium]

<b>Araches slaps you real hard. You exit the building and return to the middle of the floating platform.</b>

[Fawriel]

Ask if there's a dentist around. (Ouch. )

[Radium]

<b>You're sure to find an assortment of dentists and other evil people in Evil Grandma Conquista's Groceries for the Good Impared.</b>

[Xion]

hrm.

We're getting nowhere with no money.

Ask: Person on the street: "We're visitors, what exactly is your form of currency?"

(Don't worry Rabid Evil Cat, I want EVERYBODY to know you said that, because REC is a local fun name. XD)

And also, a side note: With the araches thing, I thought that we could get the weapons with araches after the weapons are in our hands, and remember with the gate? It would benifit us and not benefit him.

Derby: Content removal.

[Radium]

<b>You walk up to a random person and ask the form of currency. "Money," he replies, seriously.

My page.</b>

[Xion]

hrm.

Inventory check plz thnx

[Radium]

<b>Uberbob's Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteductscraptstrudelire
-10 Noberries
-Dagger
-Pandora's Shoe
-Pandora's Can
-Pandora's Car Keys
-Basketball
-Crystal
-Chaos Cord
-Pandora's Car Keys
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Infinite's Rough Map
-Treepieces
-Rope</b>

[Xion]

Check entire party's inventory. (even items equipped, like armors and/or weapons.)

[Radium]

<b>Uberbob's Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteductscraptstrudelire
-10 Noberries
-Dagger
-Pandora's Shoe
-Pandora's Can
-Pandora's Car Keys
-Basketball
-Crystal
-Chaos Cord
-Pandora's Car Keys
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Infinite's Rough Map
-Treepieces
-Rope
-Brown Cargo Pants
-Green Shirt
-Underwear of Eternal Evil

Fawriel's Invintory:
-Grey Sweatshirt
-Brown Baggy Bell-Bottom Pants
-Black Teeshirt
-I assume underwear. I'm not checking, though. Make Xion do it.

L33tz4n's Invintory:
-Yellow Contacts
-Snufuss Cloak

Araches' Invintory:
-Dark Red Mage's Miniskirt
-Dark Red Tube Top

I hate HTML code now.</b>

[Xion]

Araches' Invintory:
-Dark Red Mage's Miniskirt
-Dark Red Tube Top

<s>She goes commando? Nice!</s>

Check: places

[Radium]

<b>Glancing at the shops around you, you see ChaosClothing (Your clothing retailer for goths, crossdressers and druids), TravelUnsafe Inc. (Telling you how to reach places you never cared to go), Thick's Sporting Goods (For those of us who like getting hit in the head), and Evil Grandma Conquista's Grocery (Food for the good impared). Several park benches scatter the area, and (non invisible) people and creatures aimlessly go about their buisiness.</b>

[Xion]

erm...no.

Like Faw's domain, Snufuss Lair, Trading post, etc.

[Radium]

<b>Structures:
-Fort Strato
-Faw's domain
-Snufuss Lair
-Trading post
-Pandora's Pool
-Cyber Cafe
-Upper Placespot</b>

[Strato]

Ask : Random Personthing : You know how or where I could get any money?

[Radium]

<b>The random person says "I dunno, that's why I'm wandering around on the streets."</b>

[Strato]

What do you know about Lower PlaceSpot?

[Radium]

<b>"It's underwater," the person says.</b>

[Strato]

*sigh*goto: Evil Grandma Conquista's Grocery

[Radium]

<b>You walk into Evil Grandma Conquista's Grocery. It's quite a nice grocery store, with a nice built-in chinese restaurant. Apart from the fact that everyone in there is dressed in evil looking attire and seems to have glowing red eyes. The place has a good assortment of foods, all with modified labels to say things like "Evil Frosted Flakes" or "Evil Bananas". Evil Grandma Conquista is probably the old woman in a black dress seated at the only check out counter.</b>

[Strato]

Ask : Granny : Can I get a job?

[Radium]

<b>"WORTHLESS MORTAL," she begins, "YOU WILL REFER TO ME AS EVIL GRANDMA CONQUISTA. BOW, MORTAL. YOU'RE FIRED."
You look at her confused. "I don't even work for you!" You comlain.
"THEN YOU ARE HIRED, MORTAL," she says, "YOU ARE NOW FIRED. BYE PLZ THNX."
</b>

Going to bed. Bye.

[Strato]

Wait! What Is E-17+|s| Equal?

[Strato]

Oh well, time to go work on the map some more.

Progress : 40% done, mountain ranges, plains, ocean is being partial shaded, all known locations added, and addin random terrain to the East side of the map.

[Violet CLM]

Offer to sell Granny an "Evil Noberry".

[Fawriel]

Ask for beforementioned dentist (since I'm pretty sure I lost a tooth last time Araches slapped me.)

[Radium]

<b>You have a feeling Evil Grandma Conquista doesn't want your noberry. You walk up to a nearby evil dentist holding a box of chinese food. "Can you fix my teeh?" you ask him.
"Alright," he responds, "but I'll also have to give you three root canals and drill pointless holes in your mouth becase I'm evil."</b>

[Xion]

er...

I'd rather have no tooth.

Town pipe: trading post
list: items for trade.

[Radium]

<b>You teleport to the Trading Post. Once again, Gates has bought all the items and has forced them to restock.
Items for Trade:
-Chaos Lightbulb
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Lord of the Rings DVD
-Lazer Pointer
-Digital Camera
-Chaos Oil
-Bandana
-Banana
-Twenty-Four Leaf Clover
-Quarter
</b>

[Violet CLM]

Interesting that Gates buys everything quite frequently, but there were Pandora's Belongings in stock when you first came to the trading post. As he is obviously not dead, he must have arrived at about the same time you did.
<strike>FAWRIEL IS GATES IN DISGUISE.</strike>

Ask Invisible Gremlins if they ever plan to get an Illegal MP3 CD, Eraser, and Bag of Popsicles.
Examine Bandana.
Trade Pandora's Can for Chaos Oil.


*checks Inventory* Hmmm... two copies of Pandora's Car Keys?

[Radium]

*checks Inventory* Hmmm... two copies of Pandora's Car Keys?
<b>Err... I guess there is now. Maybe there was an extra on the same keychain.

You look at the bandana. It seems to be a normal red bandana. No Chaos in the prefix here.

You pawn off Pandora's Can for the vial of Chaos Oil.

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteductscraptstrudelire
-10 Noberries
-Dagger
-Pandora's Shoe
-Chaos Oil
-Pandora's Car Keys x 2
-Basketball
-Crystal
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Infinite's Rough Map
-Treepieces
-Rope</b>

[Violet CLM]

Trade Noberry for Quarter.

Check Town Gate's capabilities.

[Radium]

Trade Noberry for Quarter.
<b>No way, that quarter is carved only from the finest quartermetal!

Town Gate teleports your party to an already visited place of importance.</b>

[Strato]

HIHIHIHIHI! I'm back from school, and 6th period lasted for what felt like 3 hours so I'm a bit hyper right now.

Map is getting worked on, and now...

Trade : Shoe : Quater

[Violet CLM]

List Already Visited Places Of Importance.

[Radium]

<b>You trade the Pandora's Shoe for the quarter.

Structures:
-Fort Strato
-Faw's domain
-Snufuss Lair
-Trading post
-Pandora's Pool
-Cyber Cafe
-Upper Placespot
</b>

[Violet CLM]

Examine Bookmark.

[Radium]

<b> The Bookmark of Eternity is a mystically malfunctioning item. Created with the intentions of making the ultimate bookmark your little sister couldn't pull out of the book, the Bookmark of Eternity can only be moved by it's owner, and when it's owner is touching it. Of course, this causes problems when you try to move the book and it just stays still in mid air.</b>

[Strato]

Sounds useful

Trade : Rope : Bookmark

[Violet CLM]

So if you had, say, four of these bookmarks, you could leave them suspended in midair and lay some extremely heavy weight on them?

[Strato]

I'm betting we only need one.

[Violet CLM]

I'm just wondering if this is how Upper Placespot floats.

[Strato]

I'm just wondering if this is how Upper Placespot floats.
Well, I doubt radium actually decided how it would float in the first place.

[Radium]

<b>Actually, Radium did decide. Upper Placespot was a part of a space station that broke off. The man repairing it was holding a Bookmark of Eternity and got toasted in Earth's atmospere. When the last of his ashes fell from the bookmark, it stopped, leaving the large platform suspended in the sky. So they built a shopping center on it.

You trade the rope for the Bookmark of Eternity.
Bookmark ownership = Uberbob.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Wouldn't the shopping center slide off or break?


Ask Party if anyone thinks you should get any of the other stuff.

[Strato]

Estimated map progress: 75%, finishing coloring areas and terrain has been fully implemented.

EDIT: Page claim in the name of colored pencils.

[Strato]

It's mine foo!

EDIT : Evil reply deleter. No cookie for you.

[Radium]

<b>Well, the place was a bit balanced at first but they've built reinforcements around the bookmark sense then.

Your party seems quite content with what you have, but your sixth sense (me) tells you there's still three items there you will need eventually.
Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteductscraptstrudelire
-10 Noberries
-Dagger
-Quarter
-Chaos Oil
-Pandora's Car Keys x 2
-Basketball
-Crystal
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Infinite's Rough Map
-Treepieces
-Bookmark of Eternity</b>

[Strato]

Trade : Cord : Lazer pointer
Trade : Basketball : Chaos Light bulb

Analyze : Light bulb
If
Use : Light bulb : Pointer = true
than
Use : Light bulb : Pointer

[Violet CLM]

Tell Faw that if he sees something he wants to eat, ask first.
Ask Araches who that other magician in the boat was.

[Radium]

<b>I'll give you another hint: don't make that trade. At least one of the items you're trading is very important and at least one of the items you're trading for is completly useless. Maybe you had best return to Placespot.
<TAEK TEH CLOVER FOR TEH TREEPEESIS>
You ask Araches who the other magician was. "A friend from high school," she responds.
</b>

[Strato]

Town Pipe : Upperplacespot

[Radium]

<b>You teleport back to Placespot Shopping Center.</b>

[Strato]

What will happen when the map fills up?

[Radium]

What will happen when the map fills up?
Err... huh?

[Strato]

*ahem* What will happen when I run out of space to put things on the map?

[Radium]

You won't. Or you could tape another sheet to it =P.

[Strato]

Whatever works...

[Strato]

Mapness update: Map done. I will upload later tonight due to laziness and lack of knowing where my digital camera...I mean scanner is.

[Strato]

I'll be leaving in about 15 minutes and won't be back for 2 hours. I'll miss you all oh so much :(((


(yeah right)

[Radium]

Wow, I just noticed I have the largest threads in both the War Tavern and Art Forum.

[Xion]

Well, the "blackraptor and sal made me draw it" thread isn't technically a Art forum thread, but a MD thread.

Back on topic....

Control: Xion
Check: status
Control: party

[Fawriel]

I still don't get what I'm supposed to be told in italic, bold and underlined text.

[Xion]

I still don't get what I'm supposed to be told in italic, bold and underlined text.
YOU ARE A MONKEY-FACED TURD FLINGER THAT IS GREEN AND HAS NO LIFE SO HE MUST CHASE FAKE WOMEN (namely female BR).

There. That's what you're supposed to be told in bold, italics, and underlines.

Derby: Content removal.

[Radium]

Well, the "blackraptor and sal made me draw it" thread isn't technically a Art forum thread, but a MD thread.
<b>Md Thread?

Xion's memory chip has accidently been lost and taken away in a box of chinese food while in the hospital.</b>

[Fawriel]

Interesting.

Now what's that gotta do with me?


You must be very strong now....Contrary to your belief, you are not the only person on this world, my dear Xion.

[Xion]

Misc. Discussion, foo.

Locate: Save Point
Go: Create-a-charector

[Radium]

<b>How about no.

Get back on topic, explore, trade, fight, talk, die, ect.</b>

[Xion]

Analyze: all stores around the area

Analyze: ground
--ask: what are we standing on?

[Radium]

<b>You are standing on a tiled metal surface. You tak a look at the stores around you. Evil Gradma Conquista's Evil Grocery appears to be a warehouse painted pitch black. Travel Unsafe Inc. is a small building with a picture of a tombstone under the name. Thick's Sporting Goods is a fair sized building with various pieces of sports equipment on display in the front windows. And lastly, ChaosClothing looks a lot like one of those hippy vans from the 60s.

[Fawriel]

<i>At that moment Radium wished for an option to ban certain users from this thread.</i>

[Radium]

<i>At that moment Radium wished for an option to ban certain users from this thread.</i>You evil telepath.

[Ninja]

hi!!!!1 whats this game?!?!1 i want 2 play it lol

i want my name 2 b l33tr0x and i want 2 be armedz0red with pebal shotar lol

[Strato]

Hey im backl yay!

As for the game, I'll just say...
Go : Goth Shop

[Xion]

hi!!!!1 whats this game?!?!1 i want 2 play it lol

i want my name 2 b l33tr0x and i want 2 be armedz0red with pebal shotar lol
The only reason he's here is because I keep making Araches refremces and he's curious. XD

Anyways...

Search: Ground
--Ask: loose change?

[Ninja]

> chex0r out araches
> ignoerz0r clothez thx :O!!11

[Xion]

> chex0r out araches
> ignoerz0r clothez thx :O!!11
<s>She goes commando, so that wouldn't be too hard.</s>

[Radium]

Ignoring Ninja until he stops acting like a noobish version of Xion...

<b>You walk back to ChaosClothing, checking the ground for change. Evidently, someone else beat you to it all. You enter ChaosClothing. Surprisingly, it hasn't changed since you were last here.</b>

[Ninja]

Hello, my name is 1337hax0r, and I wish to be armed with a AK-47.

I wish to be a terrorist with a seemingly infinite supply of C4s and I want to have a switchblade to cut people throats with.

I am so much more likeable seriously, no?

[Radium]

I wish to be a terrorist with a seemingly infinite supply of C4s and I want to have a switchblade to cut people throats with.Read the whole thread plz thnx. Stop spamming plz thnx.

[Violet CLM]

Recap surroundings.
Look for price tags.

[Radium]

<b>You look around. Lots of gothic and celtic clothing. And some wedding dresses in men's sizes. You stare at all the price tags in horror. Luckily, there's a "used" section in back, mostly sporting clothing decorated with blood stains and at least one bullet hole. This section has a druid robes in every color and gothic clothes in every color as long as it's black. Only three dollars a piece, quite a nice price.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Except you only have a quarter.

Attempt to keep L33tz4n from seeing any purple robes.

[Radium]

<b>Don't worry, purple's not a color.</b>

[Violet CLM]

You lie.

Go to TravelUnsafe and see if they offer trips to Blackraptor's Home for only a quarter.

[Radium]

<b>You enter Travel Unsafe Inc.. Advertisments and postcards line the walls, and maps are visible beneath the glass counter, which a heavily scarred otter stands behind. In the corner of the building there is a small gumball machine that reads "get a pink gumball and win five dollars!". You consider trying it, but your luck seems quite pitiful this year, it would just waste your one quarter.


My page.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Calculate percentage of pink gumballs.
Wonder if it would be cheating to simply break open the machine and take one.

[Radium]

<b>About one pink to every twenty-four other colors; around twelve pinks total. I doubt you'd get five dollars for smashing the man's machine.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Ask Otter to join the party.

[Radium]

<b>He is not interested in your mission. He just wants to sell overpriced maps. and con people into buying gumballs.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Ask Otter if he knows of any job openings.

[Radium]

<b>"Much sorry, mister pegleg, we gots all the people we needs," he responds.

I make puzzles too easy.</b>

[Violet CLM]

What color are Noberries?

[Radium]

<b>Purple.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Offer to sell Infinite's Rough Map.

[Radium]

<b>The otter looks at it. "Sorry, pegs, we already gots one."</b>

[Violet CLM]

Ask to see it.

[Ninja]

>sdfasdfsdfsdfsdfs
>dfsdfasdfasdfasdf
>quit

[Radium]

>sdfasdfsdfsdfsdfs
>dfsdfasdfasdfasdf
>quit
<b>What must I do to make you stop spamming?

"Well," the otter begins, "I can't show yer. Mah friend Infinite ain't done yet."

[Violet CLM]

"So wouldn't it be better to have one now, in case somebody wants it before your friend is finished?"

(We killed Inf! Can we glitch the map out of existance?)

[Radium]

(We killed Inf! Can we glitch the map out of existance?)
<b>No, this is a backup Inf.

The otter thinks for a moment. "We gots plenty er other nice maps. And gumballs."

Too easy, too easy.</b>

[Strato]

Backl from school.
*wonders when I died*
Uhh I'm guessing Rad is preventing me from uploading the map until we finish this easy puzzle...maybe

[Ninja]

> boom shoot ppl lol \o/
i r0x0rz ur boxers
and i no how 2 dress :>

[Radium]

<b>Let's just ignore Ninja.

Yes Infinite, you can upload the map when they solve this. It really isn't hard.

<SEARCH THIS THREAD FOR THE WORD "TWENTY-FOUR" KAY?></b>

[Xion]

Darnit!

Do: Put quarter in machine.
Do: Turn knob to get a gumball.

Simple!!!

(That's two easy things I've done: Buy a gumball and pick up a fork. I should get an intelegence reward...<s>like putting me in the story</s> <s>Some pictures of araches</s> ...Give them a link to Pioneer 2. That'll make me happy.)

[Radium]

<b>Since you haven't saved in ages, I'll tell you now that all you will do is waste your quarter and get a gumball in that white flavor nobody likes. Durnit, think harder. <AND CHECK FOR HIDDEN MESSAGES MORE OFTEN></b>

[Strato]

Xion...just...arghl. Anyway, we prolly should have saved before we took the chance.

[Radium]

<b>Infinite, sometimes you just have to leap out and do something blissfully stupid. But as I already warned, this is not one of those times.</b>

[Strato]

ok. *runs out into the middle of the street while holding laptop*
Anyway, I'm not even understanding what the puzzle is, so I'll just say what maps you got for a quater?

[Radium]

<b>"Well, you can takes a look at the map of this store on the wall over theres fer free," he says, pointing at a picture of a square on the wall. You can not tell if he is joking or not.</b>

[Strato]

Talk : Shopkeep : Be right back.
Cast : Town pipe : Trading post

[Strato]

Check : Invinitory
Check : Stock

[Radium]

<b>"I'll be right back," you say to the otter, "take us to the Trading Post, Faw," a second later you are warped to the small wooden trading post building.

Items for Trade:
-Chaos Lightbulb
-Rope
-Lord of the Rings DVD
-Lazer Pointer
-Digital Camera
-Chaos Oil
-Bandana
-Banana
-Twenty-Four Leaf Clover
-Pandora's Shoe

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteductscraptstrudelire
-10 Noberries
-Quarter
-Pandora's Car Keys x 2
-Basketball
-Crystal
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Infinite's Rough Map
-Treepieces
-Bookmark of Eternity
</b>

[Strato]

*wonders if the lord of the rings dvd could pass as money*

[Radium]

*wonders if the lord of the rings dvd could pass as money*
<b>This is the future. Filesharing has gotten so bad you'll be lucky if it could pass as toilet paper.</b>

[Strato]

painful toilet paper.

[Radium]

<b>You have no right to say that until you have tried it. Now get back on topic.</b>

[Strato]

But I don't wanna...
What does item lock mean?

[Radium]

<b>Several people must agree for it to be used/destroyed.

No more spam plz.</b>

[Violet CLM]

This is the future?

Pour drop of Chaos Oil onto Fawriel's Hairgrowthed hair.

[Radium]

<b>The gremlins allow you to try a drop of Chaos Oil for free. You put it on Fawriel's hair. Surprisingly, the substance is incredibly sticky for oil. More like glue.</b>

[Violet CLM]

I actually was thinking of using the Chaos Oil in the inventory, not the Chaos Oil for trade. (Pandora's Car Keys syndrome?)

[Xion]

trade the bookmark for the digital camera.

(and when did the dagger come back?)



Control: Faw
Cast: Town pipe: Upperspotplace
Go: map shop (too lazy to look up name)
Ask: Have you heard of an island named "Gran Da Val" before?
--if answer = yes
----Then say: Is it on this planet?
------if: answer = yes
--------then: say: Any way to get there from here?
------if: answer = no
--------then: say: Thanks!
--------Cast: Town Pipe: Trading Post
--if answer = no
----then: say: Hrm. Thanks anyways!
----cast: town pipe: trading post

[Radium]

<b>Nevermind, simple mistakes. *fixes*

You want to trade that awesome bookmark for a digital camera you don't have anything to hook to?

<THE CLOVER FOOS, CLOVER>

Xion, this is not PSO. Drop your obsession.</b>

[Xion]

pah.

I'm stumped, and have to leave now.

(RAGOL FOREVER!)

[Xion]

erm, hate to double post but it's easier than editing.

Yes, I would like to trade the bookmark for the camera.

After the trade, view the contents of the camera for any important clues.

If there are none, trade back the bookmark for the camera.

[Violet CLM]

Nevermind, simple mistakes. *fixes*
Except that you Did have the Chaos Oil... traded the Can for it.

THE CLOVER FOOS, CLOVER
I un-HTML this for anyone who wants to see it.
Pagesteal.

[Radium]

(RAGOL FOREVER!)
<b>Prego is better on any pasta.

You trade for the camera, look for secrets, find none. Bah. Untrade.

Items for Trade:
-Chaos Lightbulb
-Rope
-Lord of the Rings DVD
-Lazer Pointer
-Digital Camera
-Pandora's Can
-Bandana
-Banana
-Twenty-Four Leaf Clover
-Pandora's Shoe

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteductscraptstrudelire
-10 Noberries
-Quarter
-Pandora's Car Keys x 2
-Basketball
-Crystal
-Chaos Oil
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Infinite's Rough Map
-Treepieces
-Bookmark of Eternity
(I think I'll start keeping this written down)</b>

[Violet CLM]

Is anything at all happening to Faw's hair?
Look through Crystal at Faw's hair.

[Radium]

<b>Faw's hair is fine. Just a little sticky. You look at it through the crystal and see into his head. Omb, is that a brain?</b>

[Violet CLM]

Trade <strike>Faw's brain</strike> Noberry for Clover.

[Radium]

Noberry for Clover.
<b>Are you kidding? That clover is made only from the finest cloverstuff!</b>

[Violet CLM]

Two, then?

[Radium]

<b>Noberries are worthless in the fact that nobody in the right mind would eat one.</b>

[Violet CLM]

A treepiece? Wood is fairly rare.

[Radium]

<b>All the treepieces count as one item, but what use is wood? Your Nocake is both flammable and edible, just like Mexican food.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Basketball?

[Radium]

<b>*Sigh*, you trade the Basketball for the Clover. You instantly feel the luck of the Irish frowning upon your mostly Iitalian and German carcass.</b>

[Strato]

Hurray, somebody figured it out without my help again. Now go save and try the thing ball gum.

[Radium]

<b>You warp to the Cyber Cafe (closest way to a save point), go to the save point a few tunnels away, then return to Upper Placespot. You enter Travel Unsafe Inc. and put the quarter in the gumball machine. Luck smiles apon you and you get a pink gumball! +$5.

Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteductscraptstrudelire
-10 Noberries
-Five Dollar Bill
-Pandora's Car Keys x 2
-Twenty-Four Leaf Clover
-Crystal
-Chaos Oil
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Infinite's Rough Map
-Treepieces
-Bookmark of Eternity</b>

[Violet CLM]

Ask Otter for change in quarters.

[Radium]

<b>You obtain twenty quarters.</b>

[Strato]

Ask about what maps he may have for 5 dollars?

[Radium]

<b>He has a nice map of the Bahamas. And one of Alaska.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Begin: Loop
--Put: Quarter in Gumball Machine
----if: Gumball = Pink
------repeat loop
----if: Gumball != Pink
------end loop

[Strato]

Control : Infinite Spaz
Ask : Radium : When can I upload the map?
Analyze : Rough Map

[Radium]

<b>You can upload that map whenever you like.

You continue putting quarters in the machine and winning. I'm too lazy to do that math, so let's just say you made fifty dollars before the otter banned you from the machine. And you have ten pink gumballs.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Check inventory.

[Radium]

<b>Invintory:
-Wings
-Thirdeighteennoteductscraptstrudelire
-10 Noberries
-Fifty Dollars
-Pandora's Car Keys x 2
-Twenty-Four Leaf Clover
-Crystal
-Chaos Oil
-Chaos Cord
-Fawfaw's Special Recipe Nocake (Item Lock)
-Infinite's Rough Map
-Treepieces
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Ten Pink Gumballs

Notepad is the best program ever.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Give Fawriel, Araches and L33tz4n $12.50 each.


What species was the Other Gay Magician? What was he wearing?

[Radium]

<b>You give everyone in your party $12.50. How nice.

The other magician was a male pangolin wearing a magician's robe.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Go look at map of Upper Placespot.

[Radium]

<b>The map depicts pretty much what you see. Four stores and six park benches.</b>

[Violet CLM]

Split up and go shopping! (Stay with L33tz4n if it seems wise)

[Radium]

<b>You command your party to go shopping. As you turn around to walk away, you smash into the dentist you met earlier in Conquista's, spilling his box of chinese food all over you. "Sorry," the dentist says before warping away. As you wipe the rice and chicken off your shirt, you notice a small black , purple, and silver computer chip.

Shop where exactly?</b>

[Strato]

I doubt its smart to spend all your money on a shopping spree, considering this will be all we get for a while. YAY I GOT MY SCANNER TO WORK AGAIN!

[Strato]

Erm, what were we getting money for again?

[Radium]

Erm, what were we getting money for again?
<b>Buying gumballs. Honestly, I don't have all the anwers here. Just most of them.</b>

[Strato]

Ah ok...uhhm...
Analyze : Computer chip
Pickup : Computer chip

[Radium]

<b>It's a nice little chip, about the size of a saltine cracker. In tiny purple letters, it reads "Xion unit V 1.23".</b>

[Strato]

Oooo saltine!

Anyway, due to the fact that xion just happens to be 10,000 miles away (and is happy) we really can't do much.

Go : Car
Go : Northen part of the island

[Radium]

<b>Xion <i>was</i> 10,000 miles away. I remember clearly stating he was lost in a box of chinese food, and clearly aknowledging that the man eating it could warp.

You can't drive to Northern Spinach Custard because Araches is not with you right now and you can't drive.</b>

[Strato]

But now the man is warped away and all we have of xion is his chip.

[Radium]

But now the man is warped away and all we have of xion is his chip.
<b>Sang poetically with a guitar, you could make some money off that line.</b>

[Strato]

And so the spam begins. No I won't let it. I refuse. Uhh...

Talk : random thing : Where did the dentist go? where is the dentists office?

Also could turn that into a song if I took out the talk random part.

[Radium]

<b>You walk up to a random person. It's a human, appearing to be in his early twenties. "Hi," he says, "my names Jay Suoiruf. That's said 'sau-ee-rough'. How can I help you?"
"Do you know where that dentist went, or where his office is?" you ask.
"Well, he probably warped to the Mars Station. They have an academy for training all kinds of doctors there," he replies, "I just finished high school this year. I'm thinking about becoming a doctor... or a firefighter... ah, I dunno. I just want to help people," he says happily. Looking down, he notices the chip you are holding. "Oy, that looks like a hard drive from one of those space robots."

Mahpage.</b>

[Strato]

You know rad, the word Oy has 2 meanings. Please specify.

[Radium]

<b>This is the "Oy, look! A dollar" kind of Oy.</b>

[Strato]

Ah k. Now, I say yes 'tis a fine chip isn't it? Know of any warps to Mars nearby?

[Radium]

<b>Jay looks around briefly before responding "No, everyone who comes here warps here. That's what's great about us with the wapring ability; we only need to fly or drive somewhere once."</b>

[Strato]

Yay for town pipe. Now uhh thanks for your help cya Jay.

...

(Party +1 Jay plx thnx)

[Radium]

<b>"Eh, no thanks," Jay tells you, "I'm just a 90 pound weakling who is of no value to you," and with that he wanders off to Conquista's.</b>

[Strato]

Good point. Now I'll go off and try to find Faw.

[Radium]

<b>Pfft, <i>where</i> do you want to look?</b>

[Strato]

Anywhere on the placespot. Everywhere in Place spot. Just find the rest of the party.

[Radium]

<b>You decide to gather your party. You go into ChaosClothing and find L33tz4n, who has just bought some form of green druidish clothing and a whip (where'd I get that idea?). Araches is also just outside the building, holding a staff and wearing what appears to be a dark red leather dress. Evidently, nobody liked their old clothes that survived several fires and floods, because you find Fawriel in Conquista's wearing some kind of armor. He has a spear tied to his back and appears to be buying every box of Frosted Flakes for an unknown reason. Everyone in your party gives you the last 50 cents of their 12.50, because you can't get anything for less than a dollar (unless it's some cliche price like 99 cents).

All old tattered clothing (sans Snufuss Robe) has been automatically added to the Thirdeighteennoteductscraptstrudelire due to my lack of wanting to keep track, making it the Thirdeighteennotefullyclothedductscraptstrudelire.</b>

[Xion]

Radium: The latest version of Xion is 9.2U, not 1.23. XD

Ask: Araches: Hair color?
--if: Hair_color = Silver
----then: ask: Araches: Was his name Gradient?

He (Faw) has a spear tied to his back and appears to be buying every box of Frosted Flakes for an unknown reason.lol...munchies!

Now I know why faw is always weird.

[Radium]

Radium: The latest version of Xion is 9.2U, not 1.23. XD
<b>But you must admit, mine is easier to remember.

Araches has blonde hair.</b>

[Xion]

<b>But you must admit, mine is easier to remember.

Araches has blonde hair.</b>
erm...I made a mistake.

I wanted to know the other magician's hair color, if rememberable.

[Radium]

erm...I made a mistake.<b>What else is new.

The other magician had no hair.

<s>Gradient is gay?</s></b>

[Xion]

Gradient is not gay.

Just a FOrce that wears long black-and-blue robes and a bandana.

(READ MY LJ, RADIUM. THEN DRAW.)

[Strato]

I'm going to send my Humarl to kill your Forcast!

Control : Infinite Spaz
Go : Trading post
Give : Better map
Go : Spot place

[Radium]

(READ MY LJ, RADIUM. THEN DRAW.)Omb, you're secretly worshipping me!

[Strato]

Xion, I don't ever ever want to see your LJ again.

[Radium]

'Y know, if you blur your eyes the word "LJ looks like a square.

[Strato]

Sorry, the blur tool dosn't work on my eyes.

[Xion]

Omb, you're secretly worshipping me!
worshipping?

I'm just saying stuff behind your back, is that worshipping?

[Strato]

Xion's live journal is much like the spot place. A land where logic decides to go on vacation and chaos is the co-pilot.

[Radium]

<b>Gibbakkontopic.</b>

[Xion]

Well...partially right.

George Carlin is the co-pilot: A chaotic man with logic.

[Xion]

anyways...

Ask: randomperson: is there any place within the upper spot place that teaches this "warping" ability?

[Radium]

<b>Nobody here teaches it because they expect anyone who manages to get here would know it.</b>

[Xion]

Go: Grandma's market place place
Ask: Grandma: "Have you heard of a Telepipe? If so, can you point me in the direction of obtaining one?"

[Radium]

<b>Plz stop trying to bring aspects of PSO into this.</b>

[Xion]

Shup.

All the telepipe would be is just a portable one-time-use warp system to a base point.

Kinda like their warping abilities...<ryuker? If you read this, ask about casting Ryuker.>

[Radium]

<b>Conquista has no idea what you are talking about.

I may add something like that later. Only if I kill off Faw, though.</b>

[Xion]

Ask: Conquista: Best Chinese Place?

(and can I ask something? If the dentist goes to mars, how did Xion's chip get off of Pioneer 2 Circling Ragol maybe 2 lightyears away from earth, let alone mars.

The only way that it could get into the trash near Mars is if the Anarchist was there...)

[Radium]

If the dentist goes to mars, how did Xion's chip get off of Pioneer 2 Circling Ragol maybe 2 lightyears away from earth, let alone mars.
The only way that it could get into the trash near Mars is if the Anarchist was there...)
<b>Plz stop trying to bring aspects of PSO into this.</b>
)<



<b>Conquista agrees that her evil chinese food is the best.</b>

[Xion]

dude...

if Xion's not on P2, then he has to be on the Anarchist.

Ask: Is the dentist back?

[Radium]

if Xion's not on P2, then he has to be on the Anarchist.<b>Plz stop trying to bring aspects of PSO into this.</b>
))<



<b>The dentist has not returned, but there're probably a few others in Conquista's.</b>

[Xion]

ask: randompersoninconquistia'splace: can you help me about getting to the mars station?

[Radium]

<b>You look among the evil people, finally selecting a kind looking lawyer to speak to. "Hello, do you know any way to get to Mars Station?" you ask him.
"No, but I have these three 'Chaos Graps' I'm interested in trading for," he responds.</b>

[Xion]

Give him the vial of Chaos oil for the three graps.

(I'm assuming he has the graps that he doesn't want.)

[Radium]

<b>He seems uninterested in your Oil. However, he does mention "Those are some niiiiiice looking Treepieces you have there.... wood is rare around these parts..."</b>

[Strato]

We need our trees. I won't trade.

[Radium]

<b>The lawyer mumbles something that sounds like "see if I support YOU in court" before sprinting away.

Look, another page of mine!</b>

[Strato]

Go : Trading Post
Trade : Rough map : Better map

[Radium]

<b>The Trading Post has no better map. You instead go to Travel Unsafe and take the free Better Map there.</b>

[Strato]

Hope this works

Look : Writing on the map : http://www.geocities.com/bstratn/PreWinMapBetter.zip

[Radium]

Yayay!

[Strato]

Whee argh.

[Violet CLM]

Hmmm... it's been a while, and the topic recap won't show anything anymore.

Check: All_Inventory.
Check: All_Stats.
Check: All_Clothing.
Check: All_Spells.

[Xion]

We need our trees. I won't trade.
hrm.

Analyze: Chaos Chaps
---how: best to current ability.

[Strato]

I've been quoted 3 times. Wow.