Just like back in the pre-Win3.1 days...

[Lem_Gambino]

Furious has no spells 'cuz he was once Jay, and Jay stinx.

[acid]

SELFDESTRUCT >)

[Lem_Gambino]

No one knows how to. :/ Have Furious pick up the sword, dangit!

[Odin]

L33Tzan: Cast: Summon Soap

Uberbob: Cast: Randomtacklemanashackle

[Radium]

<b>L33tz4n is out of range for Summon Soap and Randomtacklemanashackle will have no effect since Wafflelord uses no magic.

Furious feints and slashes. The skyscraper crashes into Wafflelord's blade and in a shower of sparks, metal, and bricks, they both shatter. Wafflelord tosses the sword handle aside and tackles Furious.

Furious can not pick up the sword because he has the IQ of a baked potato. Without salt.

[Lem_Gambino]

Catch MechaWafflelord and throw him into the chasm.

Inventory check
Spell check

[Radium]

<b>Furious catches Wafflelord and throws him towards the chasm. As he flies towards the chasm, his robotic suit begins to transform and expand to a larger size, at least a hundred feet in height.

Furious has no items and no spells. Uberbob and company are out of range to do anything useful.</b>

[Lem_Gambino]

9_9 Use Leetzan's tail to launch Uberbob onto Wafflelord, then get the knife from Wafflelord's arm and stab him in the neck.

[Radium]

<b>Wafflelord already took the knife out, it's laying around somewhere. L33tz4n's tail isn't strong enough to launch Uberbob.

[Lem_Gambino]

*urge to kill Radium rises >:(* Search for knife. Have Leetzan attempt to haxor Wafflelord's mind. Use rubble to make a bridge out of this accursed place.

Edit: No, build a bridge over the chasm to get the sword, then have Uberbob attack Wafflelord with it.

[Radium]

<b>If you can give me logical directions on building a bridge over a chasm using smased pieces of concrete, I'll be quite impressed.

Wafflelord is too intelligent to be haXord.


Perhaps the answer to this lies deep back in this thread.

[Lem_Gambino]

Inventory check
Spell check
Mad skillz (if any) check

[Risp_old]

Check back deep into the thread.

[acid]

Did all of you forget there's a cage around everybody?!?

[Risp_old]

We got out of the cage.

[Radium]

<b>Inventory:
-Druid Robe
-Magic Map
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Magic Mirror
-Bracelet

L33tz4n's Spells (Basic Summoning, Hypnotism, Glitching):
-Summon Rusty Iron Bat: Summons rusty iron bat. Dispelled after a while. <i>The trick to winning combat is to never be unarmed. Never!</i>
-Summon Butterfly: Summons butterfly. Dispelled after a while. <i>I wrote this spell as a joke. I had no idea it would make it in a book.</i>
-Summon Battlebutterfly: Summons butterfly with niftular battle attachments. <i>Durnit, if my joke spell has to make it in a book the least I can do is give it an upgrade!</i>
-Summon MSN guy: A little more pathetic than Summon Butterfly. Gets fired after a while and commits suicide when MSN stock drops. <i>This is the worst spell. Period. MSN cast it, and look what happened to them.</i>
-Summon Einstein: Summons Einstein. Dispelled after a while, takes a lot of MP. <i>Top marks on my homework! Sorcery is fun.</i>
-Summon Water Elemental: Summons water elemental. Dispelled after a while and takes a lot of MP. <i>Water is a very destructive force. It can carve through stone or give the strongest warrior a painless death.</i>
-Glitch: Causes impossible events to stop happening, takes 2 people. <i>What can not exist, does not exist, but only a rare few can prove it.</i>
-Hypnotize: Only Mindmagic spell, puts enemy under your control. What enemy depends on MP used in spell and enemy's intelligence. <i>We all hate it when people don't do what we want. Owned!</i>
-Hypnotism Ward: Prevents Mindmagic spells. Takes a lot of MP to cast. <i>You know, I don't like the idea of having some old man with a wand in my head.</i>
-Summon Soap: Summons a bar of soap. Magically launched from hand at a fair speed. <i>As far as I'm concerned, there is no other spell for combat. This one does it all.</i>

Uberbob's Spells (glitching, basic enchantment, basic doll magic):
-Glitch: Causes impossible events to stop happening, takes 2 people. <i>What can not exist, does not exist, but only a rare few can prove it.</i>
-Fysics Phalure: Uberbob is not yet powerful enough to cast this spell. <i>Sometimes the universe seems to be against you. Luckily, you're against it too.</i>
-Stoneskin: Increases unit's defense. <i>When we run into battle, the rocks we step on don't complain. Now we know why.</i>
-Enchant Weapon: Increases a weapon's speed, strength, ect. Takes a lot of MP, can only be cast once in a long time. Takes 4-8 hours to wear off. <i>Suddenly that pair of saftey scissors looks pretty dangerous</i>
-Telekenesis: Moves inanimate objects. Requires line of sight, lifts approximately 10 lbs at most.<i>Things often lie just out of our reach. If only our hands could reach as far as our minds.</i>
-Doll Ward: Prevents all Doll Magic spells. <i>Nobody likes dead stuff that moves.</i>
-Randomtacklemanashackle: Cast on an enemy target. Every time target casts a spell, a football player comes from nowhere and tackles them, then returns to nowhere. <i>Finally something those weak old wizards can't counter. Name isn't bad, either.</i>

Araches' Spells (basic enchantment, basic non-elemental magic):
-Bloodlust: Increases unit's attack. <i>You know the feeling of strength and madness we get in combat? Now picture it in a spell.</i>
-Haste: Increases unit's speed. <i>Surprise is key. The enemy won't expect a heavily armored soldier to run like a cheetah.</i>
-Life Drain: Target's health slowly goes down. Takes a lot of MP, can only be cast once every long time. <i>When you have this spell, all you need is a large shield.</i>
-Magic Dart: Inflicts a small amount of damage, requires line of sight. <i>Why waste ammo?</i>

And no, I won't look back in the thread for you. But there is a nice search tool.

[Lem_Gambino]

Well, now I feel stupid. Have Furious lure Wafflelord over to where everyone else is, then put the Bookmark of Eternity on him freeze him, if it'll work.

[Radium]

<b>'Course, there is that chasm between Furious and everyone else, and the Bookmark of Eternity isn't exactly something you can throw across.

I'm not sure you understand how the Bookmark works. It can only be moved when Uberbob's touching it, otherwise it stays perfectly still no matter what. It was developed by mages as a bookmark that couldn't fall out of books, but they ran across the problem that you couldn't move the book once it was inside.

[Violet CLM]

Well, I just searched every page of the thread since we were first told about Wafflelord. Here is all I could find:

1. Wafflelord is from Canada.
2. Wafflelord has robotic parts.
3. This is Wafflelord's mind.
4. In Wafflelord's mind, Wafflelord can do anything he likes.
5. The mind gate is the mind of the first person who entered the mind gate last time it wasn't displaying someone else's mind.
6. Wafflelord is faster than a speeding bullet.
7. There is a high probability Wafflelord has four friends.

[Risp_old]

7. There is a high probability Wafflelord has four friends. Where did you get that one from?

[Odin]

5. The mind gate is the mind of the last person who entered the mind gate when it wasn't displaying someone else's mind.

Ah. Who was the last person to enter the mind gate?

[Violet CLM]

Risp: Well, he stole five tickets instead of just all of them...
RoW: Wafflelord, of course.

[Risp_old]

Wafflelord.

Edit- Unknown beat me.

[Radium]

<b>Ubermecha Wafflelord punches Furious, who goes flying backwards into a building.

"I think I might rem3mber something about Wafflelord... from a long time ago..." L33tz4n begins.

[Lem_Gambino]

We need to get across the chasm.

Anaylize chasm
Search for knife
Have Furious try to climb Wafflelord.

[Risp_old]

'Go on'

[Lem_Gambino]

Say, "what do you know, Leetzan?"

[Risp_old]

REDUNDANCY TO THE RESCUE!

[Radium]

<b>Uberbob examines the chasm. It's about fifty feet wide and goes down into a glowing red haze.
Furious starts to climb Wafflelord, but is smacked off and crashes through a skyscraper.

"Go on," you tell L33tz4n, who's almost crying in the panic of impending doom.
"I don't remember," she says, "1 just know the conversation also had to do with bread or som3thing."

[Violet CLM]

"Would it help if you wore the bracelet?"

[Radium]

<b>That probably won't help.

Wafflelord, robotic eye twirling into focus again, clenches his fists and X-men style claws unfold from his knuckles. He smiles evilly.

[Violet CLM]

"Wafflepieces?"

Page claim ;(

[Risp_old]

Hey! I have finally figured a pointless thing out, while trying to find out what L33tz4n was talking about!

<b>The evil monkey has bitten Jay! Jay says "ow." The monkey is charging at you!</b>
This is I think a bit before Jay started to become Furious the Monkeyboy. Therefore, I think this is the cause of Jay's transformation. It also explains the following-

<b>Jay tightens his fists in anger and you can see blood running out of the scar where the demon monkey bit him.</b>
That so confused everyone. But I have figured it out! Muahahahahahahaha!

Edit- Wow. While I was typing this Unknown did something even more pointless than this.

[Radium]

<b>"Wafflepieces?" you ask L33tz4n.
"No," she says, "normal bread. No - toasted bread!"

Risp gets a cookie for making connections!

[Risp_old]

<b>Trafton looks into the cyrystal ball. "Hmm, it appears to be showing events in backwards order for dramatic effect," he explains, "I see... an old man in a dress... a large robot being lifted by something tiny... a man with a mechanical arm... making toast... and... merpeople, having lasers knocked out of their hands by an invisible force... all very interesting. Please take this masking tape, to help you on your quest.</b>
This?

Have Furious lift Wafflelord!

[Radium]

<b>Furious runs towards Wafflelord, but jumps back as Wafflelord's gigantic claws tear down in front of him, leaving a disturbingly large cut through the concrete ground.

[Violet CLM]

"a large robot being lifted by something tiny"
Up with Risp, down with "Find Wafflelord in page".


Ask Bracelet if it understands english.

[Radium]

<b>The bracelet does not reply.

[Risp_old]

I know! The events must happen in that order. Have Wafflelord make toast! Then we can lift him.

[Radium]

<b>Wafflelord isn't hungry, nor does he have a toaster.


And maybe he just had toast for breakfast.

[Violet CLM]

"Oh almighty Wafflelord, grant this poor idiot a boon!"

[Risp_old]

Ask Wafflelord if he had toast for breakfast.

[Radium]

<b>Wafflelord doesn't seem conversational at this moment in time. He slashes his claws down, wounding Furious.

[Violet CLM]

Would Uberbob be tiny if he went into the N/S/W/E Battle Mode?

[Lem_Gambino]

Maybe Wafflelord is allergic to a certain kind of bread...

[Lem_Gambino]

Of course! Toast gives Wafflelord power. Take it away and he's helpless! I'm not sure if that will work, though...^^;; Edit: Maybe the tiny item that's lifting the robot is the Bookmark of Eternity.

Edit x2: I've got it! have Furious distract Wafflelord, then have Uberbob use telekinesis on the Bookmark and masking tape to stick onto Wafflelord (if he can reach that far). If it works, WL's helpless.

[Radium]

<b>But you don't have masking tape =P.

And no, Wafflelord just had toast for breakfast.

[acid]

Scream as loud as possible,

"I'LL GIVE YOU TOAST IF YOU STOP KILLING US!!!"

[Radium]

<b>Hey, I'm allowed a <i>few</i> red herrings, aren't I?

Wafflelord proceeds to get ready to maul Furious.

[Lem_Gambino]

Have Furious run away, then stand on the edge of the chasm. When Wafflelord approaches, get out of the way at the last possible moment. If timed correctly, Wafflelord should fall into the chasm and get stuck, or fall into a bottomless pit.=P

[Odin]

What he said.

[Radium]

<b>Furious runs to the edge of the chasm and waits for Wafflelord. Wafflelord walks up and stops. Furious prances away.

[Lem_Gambino]

I think because we're in Wafflelord's mind, he can see what we're thinking, but since we're in the Mind Gate as well, maybe we can use this to our advantage...

Have everyone concentrate on a single thought: an anvil falling and crushing Wafflelord. Have Furious get to a safe spot.

[Radium]

<b>Everyone thinks. Nothing happens.

Furious cowers behind a house.

[Sciz CT]

Have Furious bite Wafflelord.

[Lem_Gambino]

That won't do much, seeing as how Wafflelord is mostly ROBOTIC! >(

Have Furious pick up the house and throw it at Wafflelord's groin. >: )

[Radium]

<b>Furious throws the house. Wafflelord catches it and throws it back. Furious gets hit by a house D=.

[Lem_Gambino]

Analyize: Wafflelord
Inventory check

[Radium]

<b>Wafflelord is an evil man clad in black wearing a tan-brown cape. He had long silver hair and a giant mech built around his body.

Inventory (Uberbob):
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Druid Robe
-Magic Map
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Magic Mirror
-Bracelet

[Lem_Gambino]

We have to use the Bookmark of Eternity...but how to cross the gap?

...!!!

Use the bookmark as a stepping stone!

...

Unless the characters can jump that far...^^;;

[Radium]

<b>Bookmark stepping stone. Do explain.

[Lem_Gambino]

Have Furious grab a skyscraper, then run to the edge of the gap. When Wafflelord swings his claw down, dodge it, then run around behind him and hit him with the skyscraper to knock him into the pit. >)

[Radium]

<b>Furious grabs a skyscraper and charges to the edge of the chasm. Wafflelord picks up a house and throws it at Furious. The skyscraper falls across the chasm with Furious hanging on to the middle.

[Lem_Gambino]

Big mistake. >: )

Try to cross the skycraper to the other side, if possible.

[acid]

Use bookmark to defeat wafflelord!

[Radium]

Use bookmark to defeat wafflelord!
<b>You could get a job writing those badly translated Japanese instruction manuals.

Uberbob starts to run across the skyscraper. Furious is still hanging in the middle D=.

[Lem_Gambino]

Have everyone else follow Uberbob, including Furious. If they get to the other side, grab the sword, then try and find the Mind Gate's entrance.

[Radium]

<b>Everyone runs across the fallen skyscraper. However, before you can reach the end, Wafflelord blocks your path.

[Lem_Gambino]

Jump off the skycraper and grab onto the other side, then have the overs distract Wafflelord while Uberbob grabs the sword.

[Radium]

<b>With Wafflelord blocking the end, there's really only two ways to jump off off it. Neither is really advised.

[acid]

Lure Wafflelord onto the skyscraper.

[Lem_Gambino]

NO! DON'T!!!! =OOOOOOO You'll kill everyone!

My First Pageclaim. XDDDDD

[Radium]

<b>Wafflelord doesn't fall for it.

[acid]

Die.

[Radium]

<b>Suicide is not the answer D=.

[Violet CLM]

Pray to Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire.

[Radium]

<b>The scraptstrudel is not a divine being. Cool, yes, but not divine.

[Lem_Gambino]

You misspelled divine. XD Try throwing the 'strudel @ Wafflelord.

[Radium]

<b>You throw the scraptstrudel at Wafflelord. It bounces off and fall down the chasm.

[Risp_old]

Nooooooo!!

[Radium]

<b>Chasmed D=.

Game saved.

[Lem_Gambino]

Spit at Wafflelord.

[Radium]

<b>No effect.

[Lem_Gambino]

Have Furious use his brute strength to cling to the chasm wall and climb up.

[Radium]

<b>Furious is not in the chasm to climb out.</b>

[Lem_Gambino]

Then where is he?

[Radium]

<b>Hanging onto the bottom of the skycraper-bridge.

[Odin]

Have furious scale the bottom of the bridge to the other side, go down and get the stredule (sp?) if possible, and climb up to platform far away from wafflelord.

[Radium]

<b>The walls of the chasm are too steep to scale. Furious climbs under the bridge to Wafflelord's side of the chasm. Wafflelord turns in his direction.

[Xion]

ATTACK!

[Odin]

Have Furious attract Wafflelord's attention. Have the rest of the party cross the skyscraper, Uberbob first. If possible, have Araches cast Haste on Uberbob, so at least he gets over.

[Lem_Gambino]

Does Araches have any MP left? Ask Wafflelord to beat the snot out of Xion. >)

[Radium]

<b>Wafflelord gladly destroys the Xion who just appeared. Furious already has Waffelord's attention, but Wafflelord is still blocking the bridge.

[acid]

OMG WAT SHAL WE DO? D=

[Lem_Gambino]

Not type in all caps. :/ Move back to the middle of the "island" that was created by the chasm, then try to get Wafflelord to jump over to where everyone is. While he's in the middle, make a mad dash for the other side (unless the skyscraper falls...). If you make it to the other side, get Wafflelord to chase you again, thengrab the silver sword and use it on him.

[Radium]

<b>You all run back to the middle (except Furious, who's on the other side of Wafflelord). Wafflelord doesn't move. Oooh, he's good.

[acid]

Tell Furious to let go.

walk over to wafflelord and place the bookmark on his foot.

[Lem_Gambino]

Um, Furious isn't hanging on anymore.

[Radium]

<b>You walk over to Wafflelord and put the bookmark on his foot. He strategically moves his foot out from under the bookmark.

[acid]

LET GO OF THE BOOKMARK, DOOFUS!

EDIT: I meant on Wafflelord's foot! Please don't tell me we lost it...

[Radium]

<b>You did let go. He just moved his foot out from under it.

[acid]

So the bookmark is useless. CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!

[Radium]

<b>Uberbob and company charge. Wafflelord picks up a house and sets it in the middle of the bridge, blocking your path. Curses, foiled again, you is. Wafflelord turns to confront Furious.

[acid]

OMG D=

[Odin]

Go in the front door, and come out the back door. :P

[Radium]

<b>The door is locked.

[Odin]

check inventory

[Lem_Gambino]

Break the door down.

[Radium]

<b>Wafflelord apparently took all your items when you weren't looking. And you can't break down the door because it's made of sprokium.

[Lem_Gambino]

Are you TRYING to make this difficult for us??? :/

Try entering through the windows, if any. If they're locked, break them open.

[Radium]

<b>You break open a window and walk your party in ('cept for Furious, who's still on the other side of Wafflelord). Evidently, it was the only window. It was also an <i>enchanted</i> one-way window.

And to answer your question: Yeah. Easy things are no fun.

[Odin]

Take all items in the house.


Pageclaim!

[Radium]

<b>They were all stolen. None are left.

[Lem_Gambino]

Open the back door (if any) and leave through it.

[Radium]

<b>There is none. This house is probably evil.

[Lem_Gambino]

Make one. Break a hole in the wall or something.

[Radium]

<b>You manage to break a hole in the thinnest wall. Unfortunately, it's the same one you went in through.

[Lem_Gambino]

Same action; this time aim for the wall nearest Wafflelord.

[Radium]

<b>The wall hasn't moved, but you have managed to break your arm.

[Lem_Gambino]

Check: Last Post: Missspellings >)

Exit the house and try to climb over it.

[Radium]

<b>The house is unclimbable. And smooth. Actually, it may be unclimbable because it's smooth.

[Lem_Gambino]

Have everyone (except Furious) stand on each other's shoulders with Uberbob on top. Have him get on the roof, then pull Leetzan and Araches up.

[acid]

Where'd the house come from?

[Violet CLM]

You do not understand Uberbob. Uberbob should want to go underneath Araches.

[Radium]

<b>Your party's morale is too low to listen to your psychotic sounding ideas, even though they make perfect sense. Maybe they just don't like you.

Wafflelord charges at Furious.

[Lem_Gambino]

Dodge Wafflelord, then have Furious shove the house off of the skyscraper-bridge.

[acid]

I repeat, where'd the house come from?

[Risp_old]

<b>Uberbob and company charge. Wafflelord picks up a house and sets it in the middle of the bridge, blocking your path. Curses, foiled again, you is. Wafflelord turns to confront Furious.</b>
Here. Last page.

[Radium]

<b>HAha, Risp was pwned by my unclosed HTML tags.

Furious dodges Wafflelord and shoves the house off the bridge. Unfortunately, it takes Uberbob, L33tz4n, and Araches off with it. You are currently falling into a very deep chasm. Sux D=. Wafflelord prepares to attack Furious again.

[Lem_Gambino]

Jump out of the house and get back on the bridge. If not, die and start over. >)

[Radium]

<b>You've already fallen at least 100 feet There looks to be at least a mile to go. Game saved. Oops. Panic.

[Xion]

Check the house... look for closets, dressers, etc.etc.etc. and find CLOTHES. Attempt to make parachutes out of the clothing.

[Radium]

<b>Xion is not allowed to play because he has a tail. He isn't going to deny it either, so I can fully blame his ban on him.

[Xion]

Control: Xion
Strangle Radium with Tail

[Risp_old]

@Xion- how can we get any clothes out of an empty house while falling from it? Should we just teleport there, or something?

[Violet CLM]

Die and start all over again from the beginning.

[Odin]

Shift the weight of the house so that it lands on that metal platform just beside the cave.

[acid]

check for a bottom. If there is none, Uberbob and l33tz3n glitch.

[Radium]

<b>There's a bottom. It's still a ways down, though.

Wafflelord swings his claws at Furious, who narrowly dodges.

[Coppertop]

I stopped reading this at the 62nd page =D Heh, I don't think this will ever die.

[Radium]

<b>If you need to catch up, Furious the Monkeyboy (a goodguy) is fighting the evil Mecha Wafflelord inside a physical representation of Wafflelord's mind. Meanwhile, Uberbob, L33tz4n, and Araches plummet to their doom in a nearby chasm. Shuriken died, they lost Faw somewhere in Upper Placespot, and Foo was sold to Scholar Sam in exchange for some spells.

[Lem_Gambino]

Use Leetzan's robe as a parachute.

[Radium]

<b>That only works on TV. Anyway, I thought L33tz4n was wearing something else now, I forget.

And remember, this whole place will turn blank and fluffy if Wafflelord dies.

[Violet CLM]

Ask L33tz4n "What are you wearing?".

[Radium]

<b>Found it! It was some green druid clothing. The only known description is this: http://www.foxmage.com/L33tz4n.gif

[acid]

Have Furious tackle Wafflelord and knock him (or both of them) off of the bridge.

[Radium]

<b>Furious charges at Wafflelord. Wafflelord jumps over Furious, who stops charging just in time.

[Xion]

I got it! Have Furious stand at the edge of the bridge and wait for Wafflelord to rush at him. When Wafflelord rushes at him, sidestep him and have Wafflelord fall to his death.



But first, reload the game.

[acid]

Die

load game

[Radium]

<b>Game loaded from last save; when you first started falling.

[Lem_Gambino]

Just start a new game from the beginning. >>>>>>))))

[acid]

NO! NONONONONONONO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Oh, and page claim too.

[Radium]

<b>There is no new game function D=.

[Lem_Gambino]

Wha-huh??!??!?! Well, we'll just have to die over and over again until someone thinks of a way out...

[Xion]

*cough cough* Look at my previous post. I kinda figured it out.

[Lem_Gambino]

...

I hate to say this, but...Follow Xion's plan. If it doesn't work, burn him at the stake. >: )

[Radium]

<b>The problem with Xion's plan is that Wafflelord is about twelve times your size, so that trick would only really work if he's trying to step on you to death.

[Violet CLM]

Turn off computer.
Turn on computer.
Wait until the Pre-Win3.1 operating system comes up.
Go to the the correct folder.
Run Uberbob.exe (or whatever it's called).
Try to get into the game without loading.

If not possible, find the save game file and change the file extension.

[Risp_old]

Also it relies on Wafflelord having bad reactions.

[Radium]

<b>No. Sry.</b>

[Lem_Gambino]

Go into the game directory and delete the saved game file. If that doesn't work, uninstall then reinstall the game. If that doesn't work either, hit your head on the keyboard.

[Radium]

<b>Nothing can work because the game owns you. Now forget the loading and get back to game.

[Odin]

Format the hard drive.

Any of you n00bs ever hear of Fdisk?

-RoW

[Radium]

<b>Unfortunately this is the new IMAC V.999999.99999 which is indestructable and can only run four programs, none of which is an OS.

[Risp_old]

What are the other three programs?

[acid]

...if it can't run an OS, how are we playing the game in the first place?

GLITCH OMG =O

[Radium]

<b>@Risp: Pong, Invaders, and RadFaw.
@Acid: Gameboys don't have OSs either. Nobody's complained there.

Back on topic. Back in game.

[acid]

Eat the house

[Radium]

<b>You gnaw on the house's corner. It tastes like a 4-story mansion, even though it's only a one-room apartment. Amazing.

(hint: try making Furious do something)

[Risp_old]

Have Furious take an apartment building and use it as a bat to shoot houses at Wafflelord.

[Radium]

<b>Furious uses an apartment building as a bat to shoot houses at Wafflelord. Wafflelord takes another apartment and bats it back. A house is flying towards Furious.

[Blackraptor]

....dodge.

[Radium]

<b>Furious dodges. But the corner of the house still hits him in the face. It tastes like a three-stroy house with two bedrooms.</b>

[Lem_Gambino]

Um, what about the other people? Aren't they still falling?

[Xion]

Control:Xion
Bludgeon Radium
Take over game
Manipulate the game settings into one's favor
leave before Radium awakens

[Radium]

<b>Yeah, they're still plummeting to their doom as well.

[acid]

Shoot another house at Wafflelord. If he shoots one back at you, hit it with your bat.

[Radium]

<b>You hit a house at Wafflelord. He hits it back. You hit it with the bat. House shatters.

[acid]

hit as many houses as possible at Wafflelord, hitting any houses wafflelord hits at you.

[Radium]

<b>You repeat this process until you are out of houses and the city is in rubble.

[acid]

load game

Throw a few houses at wafflelord, and when he looks as if he's expecting another house, run up and thwack Wafflelord with the apartment.

[Radium]

<b>You do that. Wafflelord dodges.

[Risp_old]

shrink Furious

[Strato]

*starts listing*

Houses != solution
Crevice != solution

Original statements were:

A large robot being lifted by something tiny.
A man with a mechanical arm, making toast.
An old man in a dress.

Hmm, is waffle lord wearing a dress?

[Radium]

<b>Wafflelord is not wearing a dress. D=.

[Risp_old]

Does Sear wear a dress?

[Strato]

I'm allowed a few red herring aren't I

Perhaps having to lift waffle lord isn't needed for this battle at the moment.

[Radium]

<b>Sear wears a brown dress. I mean: IT ROBE )))<.

[acid]

eat toast

give toast to wafflelord

make toast

east tost

Have L33tz3n learn "summon toast"

[Xion]

A large robot being lifted by something tiny.

*poke poke*

Large Robot = Wafflelord

[Radium]

<b>You have no toast and nobody knows how to summon any.</b>

[acid]

make toast

>(((

edit: Pageclaim too. Use page to lift Wafflelord.

[Radium]

<b>Hm. How exactly do you propose you make toast?

[Violet CLM]

Let's go at this logically.
First step: Get bread.
Get bread.

[Radium]

<b>There is no bread.</b>

[Xion]

STOP FOCUSING ON THE TOAST!

I figured it out. Look at my previous post for the MAJOR MAJOR CLUE.

(See, Radifoo, you should pay more attention to my posts. :D)

[acid]

I figured it out. Look at my previous post for the MAJOR MAJOR CLUE.

*poke poke*

Large Robot = Wafflelord

We already knew that.

Load, and then have Furious pick up Wafflelord, and throw him into the chasm.

[Radium]

<b>Wafflelord is too large to fit down the chasm.

[acid]

Smash Wafflelord into the ground repeatedly.

[Radium]

<b>Furious picks up Wafflelord by his foot. Some electricity gun thing pops out of a compartment in Wafflelord's arm and begins electricuting Furious. Furious is losing HP and still holding Wafflelord D=.

[Xion]

LAUNCH WAFFLELORD INTO THE AIR!

[acid]

LAUNCH WAFFLELORD INTO THE AIR!

[Radium]

<b>Furious throws Wafflelord upwards. He goes up about twenty feet and crashes to the ground. He struggles to bring the robot back to its feet.

[Risp_old]

Wait, your saying Wafflelord struggles to his feet or Furious does?

[Radium]

<b>Wafflelord.

[Risp_old]

Have Furious attack Wafflelord!

[Radium]

<b>Furious charges up the fallen robot. Drooling in anger (however that works), he grabs Wafflelord and lifts him from the robot. Then Furious bites his head off.

With Wafflelord dead, the area around you turns to a cloudy white color. You are no longer falling, and the only objects surrounding you are your party, the Scraptstrudel, the Bookmark, and the Pearldiver's Knife.

Inventory:
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-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Magic Mirror
-Bracelet
Level Up sound plays! Pick two skills to upgrade:

L33tz4n: Advanced Summoning (Hypnotism and Glitching have no upgrade)
Uberbob: Advanced Enchantment, Basic Doll Magic (Glitching has no upgrade)
Araches: Basic Enchantment, Basic Non-Elemental

[Risp_old]

Basic Doll magic, Advanced Summoning

[Radium]

<b>From his studies in Advanced Doll Magic, Uberbob learns Enchant Doll!
-Enchant Doll: Brings a doll to life. Doll can be controlled by enchanter, and its personality is decided by the enviorment it is enchanted in. Requires doll. <i>The problem with summoned creatures is that they always vanish after a while. Some day the problem with dolls is that they don't.</i>

From her studies in Expert Summoning, L33tz4n learns Summon Mythslayer!
-Summon Mythslayer: Summons a person specialized in slaying all magical and unnatural creatures. <i>Silver bullets, wooden steaks, mirrors, crosses, you name it, if it wasn't meant to exist he can kill it.</i>

[Risp_old]

Walk out of mind gate then back in.

[Radium]

<b>You leave and come back. Dead Wafflelord is still here. To "refresh" it, you have to close the door.

[Risp_old]

Take Wafflelord's body back to Scholar Sam.

[Xion]

-Summon Mythslayer: Summons a person specialized in slaying all magical and unnatural creatures. <i>Silver bullets, wooden steaks, mirrors, crosses, you name it, if it wasn't meant to exist he can kill it.</i>
heyheyheyheyHEY! Don't you dare incorporate me into this..."being"

[Lem_Gambino]

How did Furious bite off Wafflelord's head? Speaking of which, Take the head if the body is too heavy or no one wants to carry it.

[acid]

Take Wafflelord's big robot thing

[Radium]

<b>@Risp: Scholar Sam is still on vacation.
@Xion: As usual, I have no idea what you're talking about.
@Lem: You can't take the head because Furious accidently swallowed it. Carrying around a dead body would probably get gross after a while. Those robotic limbs might come in handy though considering you lost a hand and leg a while back.
@Acid: The robot was part of his mind so it's gone now.

[Risp_old]

Put on robotic limbs.

[Radium]

<b>Cursed graverobber! You take robotic limbs. Pegleg and Hook added to inventory.

Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Magic Mirror
-Bracelet
-Pegleg
-Hook

[Lem_Gambino]

Find Sear (or whatever that seer guy's name was). Examine surroundings.

[Radium]

<b>You walk though the city and find Sear. Several important people come up to you to say "omb thx" to Furious for saving the island from Wafflelord. "Hello," Sear says. He hands you a box labeled "Exorcism Kit". "Take this, it may help in the days to come".

[Risp_old]

Go to Money R Us.

[Lem_Gambino]

Say, "Thanks, Sear." Go back to Pandora's Car.

[Radium]

<b>Did you take Pandora's Car? I thought you Magic Mapped here. Oh well, the car appears magically and L33tz4n, Araches, and you get in it. Furious hesitates. He turns to look at the city. He knows the city needs a protector, so he frolicks away back into the depths of the city. Party minus one Furious.

[Risp_old]

Go to Money R Us.

[Radium]

<b>Money R Us has recently gone bankrupt.

[Lem_Gambino]

Go back to the mind gate. Search Wafflelord.

[Radium]

<b>Someone already closed the Mind Gate, meaning Wafflelord's body is stuck in another dimention until he leaves. And he's dead, so that's unlikely.

[Lem_Gambino]

Oh well. Drive to the ladder that leads to Upper Placespot.

[Radium]

<b>You drive to the ladder.

[Violet CLM]

Look around for anything that might belong to Faw.

[Lem_Gambino]

Climb the ladder.

[Radium]

<b>Nothing of Faw's is down here, so you climb the ladder. Oh no! Upper Placespot has been taken over by EVIL NINJA CHIPMARK THANGS (in caps, or it's not the same species)! Everyone from upper placespot has been locked in a building with a big lock on it.

Pageclaim.

[Lem_Gambino]

Talk to one of the Chipmarks.

[Radium]

<b>There are no Chipmarks here, and EVIL NINJA CHIPMARK THANGS can't talk. EVIL NINJA CHIPMARK THANG attacks Uberbob. Uberbob loses HP D=.

[Stijn]

Uberbob dodges all upcoming attacks and wins with MAGIC.

[Radium]

<b>Magically no D=.

[Lem_Gambino]

Hit the ENCT with Uberbob's mecha arm.

[Radium]

<b>ENCT uses its MAD NINJA MOVES to dodge.

[Lem_Gambino]

Talk to it in various langauges(sp?) asking why they took over this place, and where Faw is.

[Radium]

<b>EVIL NINJA CHIPMARK THANGS can't talk.

[Lem_Gambino]

Try speaking CHIPMARK.

[acid]

Initialize l33t Just like back in the pre-Win3.1 days... battle system with ENCT.

[Radium]

<b>ENCT have no language.

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Okay, this just might work /=D. I'll draw ENCTs in a bit.

[Lem_Gambino]

OH GOOD SPORK NO DX

...Oh well. Engage combat with ENCTs!

[Radium]

<b>Hm, I decided I'm lazy. I'll do the battle system thing later. Normal style combat for now.

[Lem_Gambino]

Spell check. Check to see if Leetzan and Araches have MP.

[Radium]

<b>Both magically have full MP. Magically! Ha! Get it?

[Lem_Gambino]

Check spells.

[Radium]

<b>L33tz4n's Spells (Expert Summoning, Hypnotism, Glitching):
-Summon Rusty Iron Bat: Summons rusty iron bat. Dispelled after a while. <i>The trick to winning combat is to never be unarmed. Never!</i>
-Summon Butterfly: Summons butterfly. Dispelled after a while. <i>I wrote this spell as a joke. I had no idea it would make it in a book.</i>
-Summon Battlebutterfly: Summons butterfly with niftular battle attachments. <i>Durnit, if my joke spell has to make it in a book the least I can do is give it an upgrade!</i>
-Summon MSN guy: A little more pathetic than Summon Butterfly. Gets fired after a while and commits suicide when MSN stock drops. <i>This is the worst spell. Period. MSN cast it, and look what happened to them.</i>
-Summon Einstein: Summons Einstein. Dispelled after a while, takes a lot of MP. <i>Top marks on my homework! Sorcery is fun.</i>
-Summon Water Elemental: Summons water elemental. Dispelled after a while and takes a lot of MP. <i>Water is a very destructive force. It can carve through stone or give the strongest warrior a painless death.</i>
-Glitch: Causes impossible events to stop happening, takes 2 people. <i>What can not exist, does not exist, but only a rare few can prove it.</i>
-Hypnotize: Only Mindmagic spell, puts enemy under your control. What enemy depends on MP used in spell and enemy's intelligence. <i>We all hate it when people don't do what we want. Owned!</i>
-Hypnotism Ward: Prevents Mindmagic spells. Takes a lot of MP to cast. <i>You know, I don't like the idea of having some old man with a wand in my head.</i>
-Summon Soap: Summons a bar of soap. Magically launched from hand at a fair speed. <i>As far as I'm concerned, there is no other spell for combat. This one does it all.</i>
-Summon Mythslayer: Summons a person specialized in slaying all magical and unnatural creatures. <i>Silver bullets, wooden steaks, mirrors, crosses, you name it, if it wasn't meant to exist he can kill it.</i>

Uberbob's Spells (glitching, advanced enchantment, advanced doll magic):
-Glitch: Causes impossible events to stop happening, takes 2 people. <i>What can not exist, does not exist, but only a rare few can prove it.</i>
-Fysics Phalure: Uberbob is not yet powerful enough to cast this spell. <i>Sometimes the universe seems to be against you. Luckily, you're against it too.</i>
-Stoneskin: Increases unit's defense. <i>When we run into battle, the rocks we step on don't complain. Now we know why.</i>
-Enchant Weapon: Increases a weapon's speed, strength, ect. Takes a lot of MP, can only be cast once in a long time. Takes 4-8 hours to wear off. <i>Suddenly that pair of saftey scissors looks pretty dangerous</i>
-Telekenesis: Moves inanimate objects. Requires line of sight, lifts approximately 10 lbs at most.<i>Things often lie just out of our reach. If only our hands could reach as far as our minds.</i>
-Doll Ward: Prevents all Doll Magic spells. <i>Nobody likes dead stuff that moves.</i>
-Randomtacklemanashackle: Cast on an enemy target. Every time target casts a spell, a football player comes from nowhere and tackles them, then returns to nowhere. <i>Finally something those weak old wizards can't counter. Name isn't bad, either.</i>
-Enchant Doll: Brings a doll to life. Doll can be controlled by enchanter, and its personality is decided by the enviorment it is enchanted in. Requires doll. <i>The problem with summoned creatures is that they always vanish after a while. Some day the problem with dolls is that they don't.</i>

Araches' Spells (basic enchantment, basic non-elemental magic):
-Bloodlust: Increases unit's attack. <i>You know the feeling of strength and madness we get in combat? Now picture it in a spell.</i>
-Haste: Increases unit's speed. <i>Surprise is key. The enemy won't expect a heavily armored soldier to run like a cheetah.</i>
-Life Drain: Target's health slowly goes down. Takes a lot of MP, can only be cast once every long time. <i>When you have this spell, all you need is a large shield.</i>
-Magic Dart: Inflicts a small amount of damage, requires line of sight. <i>Why waste ammo?</i>

[Lem_Gambino]

Have Leetzan hypnotize the nearest CHIPMARK.